I have written too much history to have faith in it and if anyone thinks I'm wrong, I am inclined to agree with him.
What sucks up everything but never lets it come out Mysteryouse but in playen view Dark and haisy but yet so far above you Never makeing any noise but yet so full of poise you never see it but yet you do in text books and picturs video games and stories it is tolttaly in playen view maby even in magazines it never ever ends but if thats so just were douse it begin some say in the milky way becouse it is delishuse to look at
if you have 2 quarters in you'r ear what are you listining to?
The greatest enemy of individual freedom is the individual himself.
Look your best - who said love is blind?
the baker does not make it, the buyer does not use it, and the user uses it without knowing What is it?
I do respect people's faith, but I don't respect their manipulation of that faith in order to create fear and control.
What do you call a discounted Zuckerberg? Marked down!
u r 1 of the competition of $10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000. 1st there's 3 doors only 1 door leads u to $00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 where the doors listed 1, 2 & 3. the person told u that door only 1 or 2 leads to &10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000. u have 2 choice right?
Human beings exercise responsibilities within a social setting and a framework of obligations which transcend the principle of intelligence.
I have had lots of friends who've been affected by Aids and a very good friend of mine, Oscar Moore, died of Aids and I was with him in his last year quite a bit. And of course he was a man living in a very rich culture with a wealthy family who was able to afford health care.
the land was white the seed was black it''lltake a good scholar to riddle me that.
There's a body lying dead on a bed, and on the floor beside it is a pair of scissors. The scissors were instrumental in his death, yet there's no trace of blood. The body reveals no signs of any cuts or bruises. How could the person have been murdered with the pair of scissors?
A little thought and a little kindness are often worth more than a great deal of money.
The poor have to labour in the face of the majestic equality of the law, which forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread.
What did the cow say to her neighbor in the morning?
A red house is made of red bricks. A blue house is made of blue bricks. A yellow house is made of yellow bricks. What is a greenhouse made of?
You say something stupid and the next morning you're in the headlines.
By doing something positive in this world, you're helping people and the future. We're all trying to help the world... make it a better place to live. We're actually still changing the world, aren't we?
A plain crashes on the border of Texas and new Mexico. Where do they bury the suvivers?
A boy who want to go to a hotel which is at the 14th story.But why must he press the 7th story and then walk to the 10th story?
I just want to have a great relationship with my child and have a great family dynamic.
I do some of my best thinking while pulling weeds.
A man was found unconscious in front of a store at 2am. His head was bleeding and there was a brick laying next to him. When the police arrived they carry the man to jail. Why did they arrest him?
what do vampires cross the sea in?
With self-discipline most anything is possible.
One of the greatest obstacles to escaping poverty is the staggering cost of higher education.
If oranges are $0.12 a dozen, how many can you get for a dollar?
My dad was a big believer in treating people well, oftentimes even when he himself wasn't well.
What did the pilot say when his plane wasn't flying? "Aw man, that's a drag."
Americans are blessed with great plenty we are a generous people and we have a moral obligation to assist those who are suffering from poverty, disease, war and famine.
What's brown on the outside and whitein the inside?
But, yeah, I'm really happy when I'm writing. When I'm being creative and when I have something that I can put down. You know, if you go out and you overhear a conversation or you have a thought, you have a receptacle to go home and say, 'Oh, this would be great in this script.' Your antenna's out in a different way, and I love that time.
whats black.white and red all over
When times are tough and people are frustrated and angry and hurting and uncertain, the politics of constant conflict may be good, but what is good politics does not necessarily work in the real world. What works in the real world is cooperation.
A rooster is on top of a house. It lays an egg. What side does the egg row down?
China has legally purchased high performance computers, advanced machine tools, and semiconductor-manufacturing equipment from several American companies.
I am large as a castle, yet lighter than air. 100 men and their horses cannot move me. What am I?
Having federal officials, whether judges, bureaucrats, or congressmen, impose a new definition of marriage on the people is an act of social engineering profoundly hostile to liberty.
Where do people like to have fun?
My dad dragged me to a Bruce Springsteen concert as a kid. It was my first concert, but I fell asleep in the middle. My second concert was Weezer on the 'Pinkerton' tour, and 'Pinkerton' is the reason why I'm doing this.
There were 3 men who went to a hotel. The receptionist said that a room costs $30. Each man paid $10. When they went to the room, the receptionist remembered that a room costs $25. The receptionist sent $5 to a boy. The boy didn't know how to divide 5 by 3. He gave each man $1 and kept $2 for himself. So each man paid $9 (10-1)(the boy gave $1 to each man) 9*3=27 27+2(the one that the boy kept for himself)=29 Where is the last dollar?
I once sang 'Summer Nights,' from 'Grease,' at a bar in Melbourne with John Travolta, who's a good friend of mine. He looked cool singing the part of Danny - sitting in an armchair, smoking a cigar - while I got stuck playing Sandy.
What begins with the letter "E" and ends with the letter "E" and has one letter in the middle?
There was this person, who builded a baseball bench. How many people sat on it?
Faith is an excitement and an enthusiasm: it is a condition of intellectual magnificence to which we must cling as to a treasure, and not squander on our way through life in the small coin of empty words, or in exact and priggish argument.
Why did the man with one hand cross the road? To get to the second hand shop!
In the 19th century, you had bourgeois art without politics - an almost frozen idea of what beauty is.
How can number 12 go to number 4 by forming a pattern.
A woman can bring a new love to each man she loves, providing there are not too many.
I'm liked a lot by just about every buddy. Everyone looks at me.And hold some great memories, what am I?
For a while I felt very alone sort of out there in the world of comics, especially here in the States.
It's funny - nowadays people that are famous get chased by paparazzi. They have this fame, but they don't have the money to hide from it.
A man went out to get a drink and he died soona fter because his watch stopped. Why?
At root fame is a sham. I'm not going to live forever and if I am I certainly need don't you to tell me that so that I will buy a car or a box of dried up crackers.
a man was walking his dog the man rode yet walked what was the dogs name?
Men of my age live in a state of continual desperation.
A man walked in to a bar and asked for a glass of water the bar man toke out a gun and poined it at him the man who asked for the glass of water just smiled and walked away happy Why?
I don't want to look at other people my age in leather. Why would I put it on?
Anything you're good at contributes to happiness.
A woman was horrified to find a fly in her tea. The waiter took her cup and went into the kitchen and returned with a fresh cup of tea. She shouted, "You brought me the same tea!" How did she know?
Open your eyes, look within. Are you satisfied with the life you're living?
hi if you are reading this then you are strange why?
there are 8 cars in a parkway? 2 left while 4 of them came back?
We had an interesting thing at that first dinner. It was prior to the availability of several new hotels in Los Angeles, and we were more or less committed to the old Ambassador Hotel that has the famous Coconut Grove.
I was actually the one who decided to move to LA. Mom and I were driving on Sunset Boulevard during one of our trips back to see her family, and I said, 'Can we just stay?' So we did.
toms mom has 3 kids the first ones name is june the seconds name was july ,but what was the third ones name
What does the horse call the pigs on his farm? Neigh-boars.
The ultimate end of human acts is eudaimonia, happiness in the sense of living well, which all men desire all acts are but different means chosen to arrive at it.
There are 4 people in a circuler room.1 of them was murdered.The police came and asked that what they were doing.the 1 one answered"Iwas watching t.v.Second one answered"I was having cigarette in a corner. The third one answered"I was sleeping,I have not done the murder."Who did the murder and how do you know it?
The rich are different. Their wants are very high maintenance. They'll pick eye color and hair color, all the way down to what she does for a living, what school she went to. Their list can be extremely long. But at the end of the day, dating is dating, because they're human beings.
I occur Twice in a week Once in a Year Never in a day Once in a second And Once in a Minute What Am I?
How can we live in harmony? First we need to know we are all madly in love with the same God.
How do you start an insect race?
Vaccines save lives fear endangers them. It's a simple message parents need to keep hearing.
Im walkin thru the forest and i find a green house, and inside the green house is a white house, inside the white house is a red house with a bunch of black dots. Where am i?
If liberty and equality, as is thought by some, are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best attained when all persons alike share in government to the utmost.
Have faith in God God has faith in you.
The weaker partner in a marriage is the one who loves the most.
Vocational education programs have made a real difference in the lives of countless young people nationwide they build self-confidence and leadership skills by allowing students to utilize their unique gifts and talents.
As I've said, there were patriots who supported this war, and patriots who opposed it. And all of us are united in appreciation for our servicemen and women, and our hopes for Iraqis' future.
What is greater than God, worse than the devil, poor men have it, rich men need it, and if you eat it you will die?