Visit every European country
A man took a trip for several weeks. When he returned he was floating at sea. How come?
The signature dish of a restaurant called the Twisted Rooster: Mobius Chicken Strips.
Suppose that we are wise enough to learn and know - and yet not wise enough to control our learning and knowledge, so that we use it to destroy ourselves? Even if that is so, knowledge remains better than ignorance.
I have $? my pocket money.I bought a pen and it cost 10 times as much as my book.My book cost $30..And I have found $0 left..and somebody shouted"Time for school" "Oh!!Luckily I am only dreaming!!"
What do vegan zombies eat? GRAAAIIINSSS!
We have to restore power to the family, to the neighborhood, and the community with a non-market principle, a principle of equality, of charity, of let's-take-care-of-one-another. That's the creative challenge.
Tattooing
I started running around my 30th birthday. I wanted to lose weight I didn't anticipate the serenity. Being in motion, suddenly my body was busy and so my head could work out some issues I had swept under a carpet of wine and cheese. Good therapy, that's a good run.
What your eyes think is there actually is not, but the magical image is hidden within the "plot." What is it?
My friend gave me a balloon and told me not to pop it.. but I blew it!
What did the chicken say when he crossed the road?
That's the conundrum of cartoon stripping, as opposed to political cartoons. When your anger is the driving force of your drawing hand, failure follows. The anger is OK, but it has to serve the interests of the heart, frankly.
There were two snowmen standing in a field, one says to the other... Can you smell Carrots?
A man is laying unconcious next to a green rock wearing a suit. Who is he?
The need to write comes from the need to make sense of one's life and discover one's usefulness.
Welding
There is a dog, a cat, a mouse, and an elephant. The dog is blue, the cat is orange, the mouse is yellow, and the elephant is white. The dogs eats lamb, the cat eats horse, the mouse eats cow, and the elephant eats, lions. The dog is 5, the cat is 9, the mouse is 1, and the elephant is 26. The dogs mom's name was Cat, the cats mom's name was Mouse, the mouses mom's was Elephant, and the elephants mom's name was Dog. They all knew a monkey named George. George had a 2nd cousin twice removed named Bob. Bob was the 5th cousin of the dogs mother Cat. Cat was the mother of George's 5th cousin's grandmother's uncle's nephew twice removed. How old is George?
And as the Divine that goes forth from the Lord is the good of love and the truth of faith, the angels are angels and are heaven in the measure in which they receive good and truth from the Lord.
Eat drunk shrimp
What is a spectre's favorite theme park attraction? The Roller Ghoster
What I think is fair to say is that, coming out of the Republican camp, there have been efforts to suggest that perhaps I'm not who I say I am when it comes to my faith - something which I find deeply offensive, and that has been going on for a pretty long time.
Revisit my childhood vacation spot as an adult
I kill many, yet it wasn’t my fault. They shouldn’t have touched my source, for they were the ones that paid the price. Many kids can draw me, yet a lot do not have a chance to. I come in many forms, all of them daily. I can start fires, and stick you to the wall. I’m quik moving and always hit my target. You can run, but you can’t hide from me. What am I?
To be honest, I've always had far too much freedom. I had a job when I was 10. I started living on my own when I was 17 or 18. I've earned my own money I've traveled the world. What would I rebel against?
what has an arch a roof and no windows?
What's Medusa's favorite kind of cheese? Gorgonzola.
Many museums are drawing audiences with art that is ostensibly more entertaining than stuff that just sits and invites contemplation. Interactivity, gizmos, eating, hanging out, things that make noise - all are now the norm, often edging out much else.
Visit the Cenotes
Cut me and I bleed as red as my flesh. My heart is made of stone. What am I?
The display of grief makes more demands than grief itself. How few men are sad in their own company.
A kid is tring to get to a village. On the way he comes across an old fisherman. And the fisher man ask the kid "were are you going?" And the kids answers saying "to a village". And the old fishermen says "becareful". So the kid takes the advise and proceedes. After about 45 min. the kid stops and takes a water break. The kid looks up and see's a passage way that looks like a V. One leeds to the volcano one leeds to the village. Two people are gaurding the passages. One tells lies and only lies and one tells the truth and only the truth. HOW DOES THE KID FIGURE OUT WHICH ONE TWO LISTEN TO?
The opportunities of man are limited only by his imagination. But so few have imagination that there are ten thousand fiddlers to one composer.
What is greater than god? More wicked then the devil? The rich need it. The poor have it. and if you eat it you die.
Because we spoke so loudly, opponents of reproductive health access demonized and smeared me and others on the public airwaves. These smears are obvious attempts to distract from meaningful policy discussions and to silence women's voices regarding their own health care.
Here on Earth it's always true, that a day follows a day. But there is a place where yesterday always follows today!
I had to get up run in the morning for 2 hours, go to the gym and also get good opponents as sparring partners because I'm a big believer in that how you train is how you will fight at least when it came to me that's how it worked.
All styles are good except the tiresome kind.
what starts for needs nothing stops for nothing needs nothing but is wanted by everything
Attend an Ashes test match
Talking about food is like talking about your dreams. Everyone has something to say. We all have to eat, it's just what we eat which differs. Some people eat for fuel and I feel bad for them.
Why don't you want a turkey at your thanksgiving dinner? Because it'll gobble up everything.
Only one color, but not one size, stuck at the bottom, yet easily flies. Present in sun but not in rain, doing no harm, feeling no pain. What am I?
I restore myself when I'm alone.
Attend Coachella
What is Mozart doing right now? *Decomposing*
Too much freedom can lead to the soul's decay.
I play but I need someone to make me move. My name ties things up, but that won't help you. What am I?
What goes into the water red and comes out black?
Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.
A good scare is worth more to a man than good advice.
Three men were walking out one day. Then it started raining hard. They raced 4 blocks to there house. When they got in, one man didnt get his hair wet. They did not have an umbrella, or a hat. How can this be?
what has 2 holes, 4 pegs, and a scroll, hair going left to right, and a spike which i not very light
Auto racing
I trust, that your readers will not construe my words to mean, that I would not have gone to a 3 o'clock in the morning session, for the sake of defeating the Nebraska bill.
Did you hear about the wedding between the two antenna? The service was terrible, but the reception was great.
Art owes its origin to Nature herself... this beautiful creation, the world, supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence which has not only made us superior to the other animals, but like God Himself, if I may venture to say it.
How do you know if Micheal Jackson is having a party?
What city loves to eat sandwiches? Koldcutta
if tommorows yesterday is today what is todays yesterdays tommorows yesterday?
Taekwondo
Food was always a big part of my life. My grandfather was one of 14 kids, and his parents had a pasta factory, so as a kid, he and his siblings would sell pasta door to door. After he became a movie producer, he opened up De Laurentiis Food Stores - one in Los Angeles and one in New York.
The Supreme Court has insulted you over and over again, Lord. They've taken your Bible away from the schools. They've forbidden little children to pray. They've taken the knowledge of God as best they can, and organizations have come into court to take the knowledge of God out of the public square of America.
A plane crashes between Taxas and Mexico. There are three survivor where do you bury them?
Look for treasure on Oak Island
Alrighty Kids always remember: you are what you eat So eat loads of sweets and pass on those vegetables
We have to make America the best place in the world to do business.
Why did the chicken cross the road half-way? She wanted to lay it on the line.
I like to think the movies that I've picked have something worthwhile to say. Something relevant.
I don't listen to the radio very much, but that could be because I don't have a car.
On 'Morning Joe' I can say what I think, be my sometimes unorthodox self, have fun, yet be serious as well.
A man is in a solid metal room. Solid metal floor, ceiling and walls. The ONLY thing in the room is a table. How does he get out?
My mom and dad met at UCLA when he as a captain in the Air Force and she was in her junior year.
The man who makes it, doesn't need it. The man who buys it, doesn't want it. The man who gets it, doesn't know it. What is it?
Did you hear that H.P. Lovecraft wrote a cookbook? It's called the Necronomnomnomicon.
Light as a feather, Nothing in it, Few can hold it, For more than a minute. What is it?
I forget what the relevant American rate is, but I can tell you that our goal is to have a combined federal-provincial corporate tax rate of no more than 25 percent. We're on target to do that by 2012. We will have significantly - by a significant margin the lowest corporate tax rates in the G-7, and that's our - our government's objective.
Every one of us can take one or two, but only two of us can take back. What are we?
At the end of the day, there's only a few major stars in the music business, and then there's all these people that are aspiring to be that.
Why does a chicken coop have two doors? Because if it had four it would be a chicken sedan!
I'm not a religious person. My mom was of Jewish blood and my dad was Protestant.
WHAT KIND OF KEYS CANNOT OPEN?
Why did the book go to the doctor? It had a page turner.
The future is not Big Government. Self-serving politicians. Powerful bureaucrats. This has been tried, tested throughout history. The result has always been disaster. President Obama, your agenda is not new. It's not change, and it's not hope.
Safari on the Okavango Delta
I am a grin, from something within. When you're not sad you'll take up my fad. When you're happy, this'll be snappy. What am I?
cute
What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.
I got up with my wife, I sat down at the computer when she went to work, and I didn't stop until she got home.
Take a photography class
People will travel anywhere for good food - it's crazy.
what is a person feeling while eating a " KELA "
Where did Napoleon keep his armies? In his sleevies!
My parents divorced when I was young but I was brought up in two really loving households. I didn't have a contentious relationship with my mom or dad.
Which of the men is so prudent and wise as to say who drives me on my path, when I rise up strong, at times severe, powerfully prominent, sometimes vengeful, I travel throughout the land, burn houses, seized plunder? Smoke rises, grey over rooftops. The trees on earth shall be, the violent death of men, when I shake the woods, the flowering forests, fell tall trees, roofed with rain, by the highest powers, driven in my wandering, widely sent; I have on my back what once covered men, body and soul, both in water. Say who covers me, or how I am called, that bears that burden.
Those whom the gods love grow young.
Name an ancient invention that allows people to see through walls, and is used almost everywhere today.
Herbalism
See the Three Sisters
What do you call a noisy Chinese dog? How-Ling
Art is the only way to run away without leaving home.
Spreadsheets
Ride the Fremont Street zipline
this is at the beginning of eternety, the end of time, eve has two, but adam has none
Your experiences will be yours alone. But truth and best friendship will rarely if ever disappoint you.
There was a frog that was not born from an egg how is this possibule
What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down? It gets toad away.
Among my activities was membership in the Boy Scouts I rose each year through the ranks, eventually achieving the rank of Eagle Scout and undertaking leadership roles in the organization.
What state do most people live in? Denial. Myself included.
A plane crashes right on the boarder line of CANADA and USA where do you barey the survivers?
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?
Visit the Brandenburg Gate
There is no pleasure to me without communication: there is not so much as a sprightly thought comes into my mind that it does not grieve me to have produced alone, and that I have no one to tell it to.
i'm one of the tallest thing you'll see i cant move or talk everyone likes me what am i?
Personally, I like two types of men - domestic and foreign.
What Begins with T has T in it and ends with t hint its not the letter t
I started playing poker in 2003 during my pregnancy, to distract myself from my awful morning sickness. For months all I did was cry and play Texas Hold'em.
What walks on four legs, then walks on two legs, then walks on one leg?
Any film which views the darker side of life, which is death with a sense of humor, is very much to my taste.
Today mythical thinking has fallen into disrepute we often dismiss it as irrational and self-indulgent. But the imagination is also the faculty that has enabled scientists to bring new knowledge to light and to invent technology that has made us immeasurably more effective.
Stand atop a lighthouse
there are four people in a room one of them is having a drink three of them were dancing. the people who were dancing had a drink when they were bored and the person who was having a drink was dancing after he finished. later that evening the sat down and watched tv three of them said it's my favorite program one said i like grapes who was drunk? hint:it was not the first person to have a drink or the person who said i like grapes.
How do you unlock a monastery door? With a monk key.
I served the famous professors and scholars, and eventually they learned that the Reverend Moon is superior to them. Even Nobel laureate academics who thought they were at the center of knowledge are as nothing in front of me.
Until I am measured I am not known, Yet how you miss me When I have flown.
Candle making