Tuesday, December 23rd, 2025

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For a good workout, I go to At One Fitness in North Hollywood, where my trainer, Jon Allsop, puts me through it all. I like it because it's a small gym and I've known the people for a long time. Jon will have me do cross-training where I'll lift weights, jump rope, throw around a medicine ball and I never get to stop.

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A MAN WALKES INTO A BAR OUCH

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I don't need someone with a hot body. He can be fat or overweight and have a belly. It's very much about style and substance and humor, interest, curiosity and really being smart.

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When you are wrong Im not right When your turn left I go right I know what your feeling I know when you been bad I may have no arms But I carry just as much as you can What am I?

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We have the power to make this the best generation of mankind in the history of the world or to make it the last.

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a rich man wants it, a poor man has it, and if u eat it you'll die! what is it??

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Complete this pattern... What other three letters with be added on to OTTFFSS!!!!

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Google is working on self-driving cars, and they seem to work. People are so bad at driving cars that computers don't have to be that good to be much better.

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Who has fully realized that history is not contained in thick books but lives in our very blood?

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If I didn't try to eavesdrop on every bus ride I take or look for the humor when I go for a walk, I would just be depressed all the time.

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what do you sit in, sleep on and, brush your teeth with?

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We think that democracy can change a lot of things, but we're being fooled, because democracy is not the election. We've been taught that democracy is having elections. And it isn't. Elections are the most horrendous aspect of democracy. It's the most mundane, trivial, disappointing, dirty aspect.

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Friends are thieves of time.

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Choose your love, Love your choice.

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Look at the Afghans, during the time of the Soviet invasion. They were among the poorest Muslims in the world, yet they were sustained by their faith in God, and God alone.

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I am deeply convinced that happiness does not exist in this world.

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Gods' arrows cannot be counted

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My mom is a constant in my life in so many ways.

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I thought, well, you might see curves there, but that's just a bone - so even if I lose weight that's not going to change anything. That's how I look. That's my shape. Do the math.

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There are eight people who like each other? Rhonda likes Jim. Tom likes Amber. Cameron likes Britney. Will likes Katie. They all know that they're liked by at least someone. The question is, who is loved? *Hint think about the *words in this statement...

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What does Hi-C stand for?

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The future is a bright as the promises of God.

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When my mom ran for the Senate, my dad was there for her every step of the way. I can still hear her saying in her beautiful voice, 'Why should women have any less say than men, about the great decisions facing our nation?'

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Never seen never heard. Never touched. Always out, always gone. Yet many fear it many touch it man face it many see it. What is it.

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Our imaginations are strong as children. Sometimes they get shoved aside, these imaginations. They get dusty and mildewed with age. The imagination is a muscle that has to be put to use or it shrivels.

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What`s your name?How do you spell it?

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I started out by believing God for a newer car than the one I was driving. I started out believing God for a nicer apartment than I had. Then I moved up.

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half a circle full a circle half a circle A half a cirle full a circle LA What does that spell?

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No one who has lived even for a fleeting moment for something other than life in its conventional sense and has experienced the exaltation that this feeling produces can then renounce his new freedom so easily.

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What's HOT and THROBBING between a man's legs ?

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Quit while you're ahead. All the best gamblers do.

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It cannot be seen, can not be felt, Cannot be heard, cannot be smelled. It lies behind stars and under hills, And empty holes it fills. It comes first and follows after, Ends life, kills laughter.

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Thier once was a man on Mayberry street who kept his clothes all nice and neet he tilted his hat an drew his cane in this riddle I said his name.

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Love that has nothing but beauty to keep it in good health is short lived, and apt to have ague fits.

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By cultivating the beautiful we scatter the seeds of heavenly flowers, as by doing good we cultivate those that belong to humanity.

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We each have a personal myth, a vision of who we really are and what we want. Health means that part of what you want is to give to others.

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There is an electric train headed West at 60 miles per hour. The wind is blowing south at 5 miles per hour. What direction is the smoke blowing.

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But friendship is the breathing rose, with sweets in every fold.

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R: I am seen at night, But not at day, I have a long tail, My life is short, But bright as a flashlight in the dark, What am I?

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I have faith in the market when we get the rules right.

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we don't take showers, but were as clean as can be, what do we do to take the smell away?

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At the end of four years' time, at graduation, we were down to 12. At our reunion that we had several years ago, only 1 out of the 52 actually made it to ordination and priesthood. So there you go, there's your numbers.

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One side is heavy one side is not.What am I? Want a hint: One side is not

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Humor has bailed me out of more tight situations than I can think of. If you go with your instincts and keep your humor, creativity follows. With luck, success comes, too.

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My mom introduced me to science-fiction.

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What happens twice in a moment, once in a minute, and never in an hour?

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I think the Canadian sense of humor is dryer than America's and juicier than Britain's. I think it's a cross between the two of them, really.

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You and your three friends stay over night at a hotel it costs thirty to stay over each of you pay 10 bucks shortly after you get back the bellhop arrives and gives you 5 bucks becasue it was only 25 dollars you give the bellhop a tip of 2 bucks and your friends both a dollar WHERE DID THE LAST DOLLAR GO !!!

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I thank my God for graciously granting me the opportunity of learning that death is the key which unlocks the door to our true happiness.

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What I'm doing is art - it's low-brow art but there's a magic in that.

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Dreams are today's answers to tomorrow's questions.

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I killed one fourth of mankind. Who am I?

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Learning is a result of listening, which in turn leads to even better listening and attentiveness to the other person. In other words, to learn from the child, we must have empathy, and empathy grows as we learn.

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Brazil is where I belong, the place that feels like home. They love their family, their country and God, and are not afraid to let anybody know it.

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I feel no need for any other faith than my faith in the kindness of human beings. I am so absorbed in the wonder of earth and the life upon it that I cannot think of heaven and angels.

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The art of acceptance is the art of making someone who has just done you a small favor wish that he might have done you a greater one.

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If one tends to be a humorous person and you have a sense of humor the rest of your life then you can certainly lighten the load, I think, by bringing that to your trials and tribulations. It's easy to have a sense of humor when everything is going well.

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I had a monumental idea this morning, but I didn't like it.

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Love has its place, as does hate. Peace has its place, as does war. Mercy has its place, as do cruelty and revenge.

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What has leaves, but isn't a tree?

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My dad taught me to play bass. He's a bass player he still plays in a band in Michigan to this day. He taught me to play bass when I was about 6. I used to just go to band practice with him, and whoever didn't show up for rehearsal that day, I would take their spot.

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One of the secrets of life is that all that is really worth the doing is what we do for others.