I've always been suspicious of TV, I've always found music and video to be an unhappy marriage.
Catch a ball at a baseball or cricket match
A guy who had to go to an important meeting and had to ride his horse to get there he left on friday and came back three days later on friday how is this possible
It is with an old love as it is with old age a man lives to all the miseries, but is dead to all the pleasures.
How is it possible for jack to stand behind his father while his father is standing behind him?
Art is a harmony parallel with nature.
If you spell out all the numbers, how far do you have to go until you use the letter a?
I was in a karaoke video in 1991, for a song called 'Sukiyaki,' which is a very famous Japanese song, and I've actually heard from people that they've been in bars in Asia where they've seen me come up in the 'Sukiyaki' video that they play behind you. I'm in that. I'm in a karaoke video.
Design in art, is a recognition of the relation between various things, various elements in the creative flux. You can't invent a design. You recognize it, in the fourth dimension. That is, with your blood and your bones, as well as with your eyes.
what is wieghtless, can be seen with the naked eye, & when put in a barrel it makes the barrel lighter?
Eat dinner with an Italian family in Italy
How many animalsdid moses take on the arc at a time?
All great change in America begins at the dinner table.
Some writers can only deal with childhood experience, because it's complete. For another kind of writer, life goes on, and he's able to keep processing that as well.
How do we clap with one hand?
What's the first rule of bug ownership? Watch your step!
There can be no peace in the world so long as a large proportion of the population lack the necessities of life and believe that a change of the political and economic system will make them available. World peace must be based on world plenty.
Make use of the top sheet in a hostel
I want a baby and I want a family, for sure.
Whats today if yestorday is the day after tommorow??
Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel prize? He was outstanding in his field.
You know, every family and every business in California knows what it means to go through tough times.
I am not an insect. You see me in everyday life. I spin alot, and you can easily find me in the web.
If a the police were investigating a suicide and all there was was a man hanging from the roof a collapsed wood box and a pudle on the ground and a match found inside the box how did this man die
Few things are as essential as education.
What instrument does God play? He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."
I never played much golf as a kid. I caddied quite a bit but never got serious into golf until about age 15.
A hole leading in, a hole leading out, we connect to a cavern that is slimey all throughout. What are we?
Why did the football go to the doctor? It had a deflated ego.
The best book, like the best speech, will do it all - make us laugh, think, cry and cheer - preferably in that order.
Money is always there but the pockets change it is not in the same pockets after a change, and that is all there is to say about money.
What gets whiter the dirtier that it gets?
We have a long heritage of freedom that defines America. We believe there is a Creator who blessed us with life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness.
What do you call Protestants who want to save a dime? Econoclasts.
i am white, black, and read all over. what am i?
Greater then God, More evil then the devil Rich people need it Poor people have it What is it?
Southern California, they have been amazing. They're totally with us.
As i was going to St Ives, I met a man with seven wives, Each wive had seven cats, Each cat had seven rats, Each rat had a block of cheese. Cheese, cats, rats, men and wives, How meny were going to St. Ives?
If good history is dispassionate history, it must naturally wait until the passions of the period subside.
My friend's bakery burned down last night. Now his business is toast.
Only one color, but not one size, Stuck at the bottom, yet easily flies, Present in the sun, but not in the rain, Doing no harm and feeling no pain.
A gift consists not in what is done or given, but in the intention of the giver or doer.
Logic is one thing, the human animal another. You can quite easily propose a logical solution to something and at the same time hope in your heart of hearts it won't work out.
what goes up but never comes down misspelt version: wat gos upp butt nevver coms dowwn
What's the difference between a fish and a guitar? You can't tuna fish!
It has long been known for sure that the sight of tasty food makes a hungry man's mouth water also lack of appetite has always been regarded as an undesirable phenomenon, from which one might conclude that appetite is essentially linked with the process of digestion.
There are a three words ending in ity that you use often. Two are City and electricity. There are three words in the english language. The third word is a word you use every day. If you heard closely, i already told you the answer. what is the third word?
How many apples grow on a tree? All of them.
It was used for decades to describe talented computer enthusiasts, people whose skill at using computers to solve technical problems and puzzles was - and is - respected and admired by others possessing similar technical skills.
Foraging
The permanent temptation of life is to confuse dreams with reality. The permanent defeat of life comes when dreams are surrendered to reality.
I knew I was old when I opened internet explorer.
I can be as dark as the sky when the day is done, Yet I can be as bright as the shining sun. Way up high with my sparkling friends, I look over you through all ends. What am I?
If past history was all there was to the game, the richest people would be librarians.
I'm not into politics but I am committed to a cause: ensuring design technology and engineering stays on the U.K. curriculum, alongside science and maths - grounding abstract theory, merging the practical with the academic.
There is a blue single story house and every thing is blue, the doors are blue, the windows are blue and the t.v. is blue. What color is the stair case?
Cross the intersection at Abbey Road
Metaphors are dangerous. Love begins with a metaphor. Which is to say, love begins at the point when a woman enters her first word into our poetic memory.
This thing all things devours: Birds, beasts, trees, flowers; Gnaws iron, bites steel; Grinds hard stones to meal, Slays king, ruins town, And beats high mountains down. What am I?
No government ought to be without censors and where the press is free, no one ever will. Chance is the pseudonym of God when he did not want to sign.
What do you get when you cross a vampire and winter?
Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim. Accept no one's definition of your life define yourself.
wuts the safiest room in a haunted house?
Kiss the Blarney Stone
Two brothers we are, great burden we bear By which we are bitterly pressed. In truth we may say We are full all the day But empty we go to our rest.
No one was more important than my mom and dad. I know they are watching from a place up in heaven here today to make sure all their kids are doing good.
I don't mind not being cool.
What is the first thing you do every morning?
There is no despair so absolute as that which comes with the first moments of our first great sorrow, when we have not yet known what it is to have suffered and be healed, to have despaired and have recovered hope.
Rail Road Crossings look out for the cars can you spell that with out any "R" 's ?
Why did the twinkie go to the dentist? He lost his filling!
Government's first duty is to protect the people, not run their lives.
What's the world's saddest animal?
there were a boy amd his daddy going to the cinemas the boy seen his uncle that uncle come and that will make 4 of use. how does that work out!
It is possible to fly without motors, but not without knowledge and skill.
Being in control of your life and having realistic expectations about your day-to-day challenges are the keys to stress management, which is perhaps the most important ingredient to living a happy, healthy and rewarding life.
On the Earth I am dead, Though I live on the moon. I am in no crater, And I'm in every boom.
Youth cannot know how age thinks and feels. But old men are guilty if they forget what it was to be young.
you walk into a pitch black room with one match. there is a candle, kerosene lamp, and an over heater, which one do you light first?
Each new situation requires a new architecture.
When men and woman die, as poets sung, his heart's the last part moves, her last, the tongue.
a man was dressing up as a woman 4 a fancy dress thingy and he met his ex-wife there. they had a fight! what did the man do to his ex-wife?
Revisit my childhood homes as an adult
Ignorant men don't know what good they hold in their hands until they've flung it away.
shiny and round face pointed down it sees without looking you look without seeing
Attend the Carnival in Venice
To a historian libraries are food, shelter, and even muse.
The men and women who serve in our military have won for us every hour we live in freedom, sometimes at the expense of the very hours of the lifetimes they had hoped to live.
harry's mom have 3 childs. the first one was called tom the second was calledd david what was the third one called?
Become fluent in another language
You could afford your house without the government if it weren't for the government.
You know why ancient Greek children were always getting lost from their parents? 'Cause they kept Roman around!
The things most people want to know about are usually none of their business.
Quit a job in a dramatic way
You say that your hope is in God, and he will, I am sure, stand by you. But you must not forget that you have been given worldly means to use and employ against human arrogance and wrong it is necessary to see such things with a broad mind in order to oppose them.
Mr. Jones and his son were in a car accident and Mr. Jones died. They bring his son in to be operated on but the surgeon came in said "wait i cant operate hes my son" explain
It is the great sadness of our species that we have not found a way to eliminate the conflict and to eliminate violence as a device to resolve our conflicts throughout the entire history of the human race.
You are the bus driver riding across the country. You pick up 10 people and drop off 7 people each stop. You get gas at $2.00 every 50 miles. There is traffic and you get held up for an hour. You get to the last stop when someone asks, "Can you take me across town?" The driver lets the person on along with 16 more. 15 people get off leaving 1 left. The driver takes her to the destination. He goes back home to the other side of the country paying $2.01 every 50 miles now. He gets home and sees that he used up A LOT of money. What color are the bus driver's eyes?
Voters must have faith in the electoral process for our democracy to succeed.
A little oders 22 bottles of milk. The milk is £1.30 for 3 ltrs, how much will she have to pay the milk man
Why did no one ever consider Tony Stark (the Iron Man) a protagonist? Because he was always cited as the Anthony hero.
I never let schooling interfere with my education.
See the Little Mermaid
Philosophy is properly home-sickness the wish to be everywhere at home.
I'm not an example for how people should live their lives. Never in my life would I ever set out to be an example for people on how to live their lives. If you need an example for how to live, then you just shouldn't have been born. Straight up.
where was the Katscan envented