Never again! I can see no reason for marriage - ever at all. I've had it. Three times is enough.
you have to coin that = 35. One of them is not a dime
Always keep that happy attitude. Pretend that you are holding a beautiful fragrant bouquet.
A man was born in 1984 and died in 1964.He was 25 years old before his death. How is this possible?
Values are principles and ideas that bring meaning to the seemingly mundane experience of life. A meaningful life that ultimately brings happiness and pride requires you to respond to temptations as well as challenges with honor, dignity, and courage.
My mother had a son from previous marriage and her husband died in Second World War.
Photography is more than a medium for factual communication of ideas. It is a creative art.
as it dries it gets wetwhat is it?
Because of indifference, one dies before one actually dies.
My dad grew up in a working-class Jewish neighbourhood, and I got a scholarship from my dad's union to go to college. I went there to get an education, not as an extension of privilege.
You are an elevator operator in a 27 story building. On the first floor 3 people get on. On the the 3rd floor 9 people get on and 1 person gets off. On the 12th floor 6 people get off and 3 people get on. On the 15th floor the elevator gets stuck leaving everyone stranded on the elevator. What color is the elevator operator's shirt?
You grow up a bit damaged or broken then you have some success but you don't know how to feel good about the work you're doing or the life you're leading.
In the sixties, everyone you knew became famous. My flatmate was Terence Stamp. My barber was Vidal Sassoon. David Hockney did the menu in a restaurant I went to. I didn't know anyone unknown who didn't become famous.
The music stopped. The woman dies. Why?
This is actually a very important principle that science is learning about large systems like evolution and that futurists are learning about anticipating human society: just because a future scenario is plausible doesn't mean we can get there from here.
one of us in glass is set; one of us you'll find in jet. Another you may see in tin, and the fourthed is boxed within. If the fifth you should persue, it can never fly from you. What are we?
Beauty is a fragile gift.
Scuba dive The Wall
A man lives in a flat with his wife. he went to the shops for half an hour. when he comes back the life isnt working. how does he know his wife is dead
A man has the job of a someone who guards a bank. He is that someone. This man is a physic and has visions in his dreams. One day he goes to the manager n tells him "you will crash your car and i knows this because i am a physic". That day the manger crashes his car. The next day he called the physic in and said "if i catch you doing this again il fire you". the next day the physic runs to the manger and says "sir, your wife will die today!!!" The manager runs home n finds his wife dead. The next time the manager saw the physic he says "YOUR FIRED!!!" y did the manger fire the physic?
Humor has always been important to me. If there is a shield of faith that you can keep up against difficulties, humor is the Teflon coating.
THE MAKER SELLS IT THE BUYER DOES NOT USE IT THE MAKER DOES NOT SEE IT WHAT IS IT?
Truth titillates the imagination far less than fiction.
Twelve is six, six is three, three is five and five is four. How?
If I can't see the humor in it, how am I going to be funny?
You see us everyday from when you open your eyes in the morning to when you close them at night. We sit between the Devine and the Demonic. Who are we?
The complaint of bad pay, and difficulty in obtaining it, is almost generally reiterated through every department of education.
What can go up a chimney down but cant go down a chimney up?
Shakespeare is all big themes, like the most amazing love, or the most scary war.
You can't stop loving or wanting to love because when its right it's the best thing in the world. When you're in a relationship and its good, even if nothing else in your life is right, you feel like your whole world is complete.
When the day after tomorrow is yesterday, today will be as far from Wednesday as today was from Wednesday when the day before yesterday was tomorrow. What is the day after this day?
In any of the arts, you never stop learning.
Sometimes I think it would be easier to avoid old age, to die young, but then you'd never complete your life, would you? You'd never wholly know you.
I got a scholarship to Seattle University and I was writing arrangements for singers and everybody. But the music course was too dry and I really wanted to get away from home.
WHAT ARE THE TWO HARDEST SPORTING EVENT TICKETS TO ACQUIRE IN THE US AND WHEN IS THE SECOND HARDEST THE EASIEST TO ACQUIRE?
One of the many things nobody ever tells you about middle age is that it's such a nice change from being young.
I tried to change my password to 14days... The computer said it was two week.
A rich old man named Fred has a brother, Stan, he hasn't seen since they were 10. He only has one picture of himself and Stan and they are is ten in the picture. One day he dies and his will tells you to give everything his fortune to Stan. You take the picture to San Francisco to find Stan and thousands of men try to to claim the fortune. If you don't have a recent picture of Stan, how do you know that you're giving the fortune to the right person?
True humor springs not more from the head than from the heart. It is not contempt its essence is love. It issues not in laughter, but in still smiles, which lie far deeper.
he who builds it doesnt need it he who buys it doesnt want it he who needs it doesnt know it what is it?
I miss Saturday morning, rolling out of bed, not shaving, getting into my car with my girls, driving to the supermarket, squeezing the fruit, getting my car washed, taking walks.
It is not true that people stop pursuing dreams because they grow old, they grow old because they stop pursuing dreams.
what is ugly has a internet and think they are smart?
What we call National-Socialism is the poisonous perversion of ideas which have a long history in German intellectual life.
Furthermore, both Pennsylvania and New Jersey Departments of Environmental Protection have evaluated the sediment to be dredged and also found it to be not toxic.
There was a murder in a public park in the middle of the day with people passing by but, yet no one called the police and no dead body was found. What has happened?
Even the highest forms of sacrificial worship present much that is repulsive to modern ideas, and in particular it requires an effort to reconcile our imagination to the bloody ritual which is prominent in almost every religion which has a strong sense of sin.
a boy lived on the 30th floor every time he went on the elevator he hit the 17th floor why was that
You can't escape the taste of the food you had as a child. In times of stress, what do you dream about? Your mother's clam chowder. It's security, comfort. It brings you home.
If one train in New York is going 1206 mph and one in Florida goes 305 mph which one will get to Cuba first?
Because for whatever reason, even though I want to stay home all the time and be left alone, I want to tell the world who I am now.
What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn't much better than tedious disease.
I am 90 years old but still don't know who I am I have a rich history with five children who look down on me Always cultured but recently refined,I am backwards and forward at the same time. I teach virtue but there is no "r's"in my name. What am I?
Coming home to my family afterward makes the work richer, easier and more fun.
I can take a egg and throw it against the wall and it will not break and will not fall. How can this be?
I slept with faith and found a corpse in my arms on awakening I drank and danced all night with doubt and found her a virgin in the morning.
I melt, I burn, I hurt, I heal, I demolish, and I make food...... What am I?
Luckily I don't have to buy shoes anymore, because I design them! I'm off tour, so I can dive in and create the shoes that I want for my line. But okay, I did buy a pair of vintage combat boots because they were so beaten up - I had to have them.
Office Bob and Jeff walked in on a murder scene and saw Philp and Maggie lying on the floor dead in a puddle of water and Tom the Cat with his Back arched. After Office Bob looked around a bit i arrests Tom the Cat for Murder, Why? (how did Philp and Maggie die, and what were they)
We can all agree that no American should lose their life savings or their home because of illness or injury and that the rising cost of health care severely burdens individuals, families and businesses.
If we don't like what the Republicans do, we need to get in there and change it.
What has four eyes and runs south?
That business we started with 10 people has now grown into a great American success story.
You know, for 300 years it's been kind of the same. There are restaurants in New Orleans that the menu hasn't changed in 125 years, so how is one going to change or evolve the food?
A man Called Martin smoked since he was 18. When he was 48 he gave up smoking, But when he was 63, Marin Had an Heart Attack. How can This be Possable? He doesnt smoke anymore.
I don't want a Black History Month. Black history is American history.
You cannot fight against the future. Time is on our side.
Sometimes I can't figure designers out. It's as if they flunked human anatomy.
The worst men often give the best advice.
There's a BIG 6'7" butcher with BIG!! Black BOOTS, LONG black RUBBER GLOVES and THICK LONG HAIR what does he weight?????
The interior of the house personifies the private world the exterior of it is part of the outside world.
If you ask me what I came into this life to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud.
I am going 10 MPH, then 0MPH, then 1MPH, then 1,496.014MPH How???