I tell my environmental friends that they have won. Every issue we look at from an energy perspective is now also looked at from an environmental perspective.
What did the creepy scientist say to his new creepy wife? Let's grow MOLD together!
In the classic TV special, Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer befriends an elf who wants to be a what?
In 1631, two London bible printers accidentally left the word "not" out of the seventh commandment, which then read, "Thou shalt commit adultery." This legendary book is now known as the "Wicked Bible."
How far can you run into a desert?
YOLO
Have a romantic evening at an American fair
Orienteering
A 2010 Time magazine article debunks the myth that what group of people are "spoiled,selfish,solitary misfits"?
What fruit do Romeo and Juliet eat? Cantelope
Native Indians have been known to paint their doors blue, which they believe keeps the bad spirits out
Companies shouldn't use the law to prevent consumers from doing something legal.
There was once a man who had a room called 17NO but he never went inside.Why?
Play is the true mother of invention.
Have a whirlwind romance on the road
Flying
When I go on Japanese Airlines, I really love it because I like Japanese food.
The Flintstones cartoon was the first thirty-minute cartoon to be aired during prime time
What is the only bird that can fly forward as well as backwards?
Schooner or later, sailors... engage in rudder nonsense.
A 2008 study in "Reference Services Review" found which of these websites to be about 80% accurate?
Cars are bad investments.
Shoemaking
Climb the Perito Merino Glacier
In the Broadway musical "Cats," costumed actors romp around a set designed to look like a what?
NASCAR stands for National Association for Stock Car Auto Racing
Why don't Bond villains feel cold in the winter? Because they dress in lairs.
On the dance floor, as much as you say, 'Ladies, you are the car. He is the driver. You can only go where he takes you,' they still try to be in control.
To coins add up to 30 cents and one of them is not a nickel find the coins
If you're squashed close to strangers on public transport, try not to be rude to them. No one likes those situations.
Get a promotion
Butterfly watching
In the classic arcade game Centipede,players battle all but which of these deadly creatures?
A monkey was once tried and convicted for smoking a cigarette in South Bend, Indiana
Mary had a little lamb. She's not a vegan anymore.
Four fingers and a thumb, Yet flesh and blood I have none. What am I?
I think I've been incredibly raw my whole career. A lot of people spend a lot of time trying to look cool and spend time being guarded and putting up walls. I just never had the time. It seems more honest to say, 'Hey, this is who I am.'
Always double check you actually attached the file to the email.
Manga
Attend the Stanley Cup final
The only South East Asian country that has never been colonized by a Western Power is Thailand
History suggests that capitalism is a necessary condition for political freedom. Clearly it is not a sufficient condition.
On average, what denomination of U.S. paper currency remains in circulation the longest?
I am for your protection. Used on erections. What am
How does Harry Houdini tell people to steal stuff? Straight jack it.
Never write in an email to someone, something which you wouldn't say to that person's face.
Massaging
Drive a lap in a race car
I'm thinking to myself, I just love doing the art, it takes me a morning to do.
Why would no one listen to the percussion section? Because they couldn't drum up enough support.
I was going to McDonalds I saw a man he said he had 9,999,999,999,999 cats. and those cats had10 kits with out passing 10,000,000,000,000. how many people went to Mcdonalds.
On the pronunciation of her last name, what actress has explained that it's "like the lettuce?"
When the cistern is filling, the seat is probably still warm.
Paul Hunn holds the record for the loudest burp, which was 118.1 decibels, which is as loud as a chainsaw
Webtooning
Kiss somebody under mistletoe
~tips fedora at mosquito~ Mlaria
No piece of paper can be folded in half more than 7 times
In the Bizet opera, "Carmen," the flirtatious Carmen works in what type of establishment?
The foundation for future prosperity is built on the bedrock of good jobs and great schools. We are building a strong foundation one job at a time and one educated Texan at a time.
look at the picture, which direction is the bus going? (pretend the box is a school bus) ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, , , , , , , , , , , ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, O O
Don't ever name files or folders using the word "Final".
Attend Glastonbury
Hunting
Smokers are twice as likely to develop lower back pain than non-smokers
If I bought a balloon for $0.99 ... How much should I sell it for when I adjust for inflation?
what is the time if you say 10 , 9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1
If you are going to achieve excellence in big things, you develop the habit in little matters. Excellence is not an exception, it is a prevailing attitude.
On the E! reality TV series, "The Girls Next Door," who are the girls next door?
Don't take life too seriously.
Radio-controlled model playing
Go horseback riding
Almost no one is foolish enough to imagine that he automatically deserves great success in any field of activity yet almost everyone believes that he automatically deserves success in marriage.
Why did Little Miss Muffet have GPS on her Tuffet? To keep her from losing her whey.
In the classic T.V. series "The Waltons," the Walton family lives in which U.S. state?
In 1960 there were 16,067 gambling slots in Nevada. By 1999, this number rose to 205,726 slots which would be one slot for every 10 people residing there
What is clean when black and dirty when white?
Keep it simple.
Attend a 4th of July BBQ
Puzzles
Tip,Tarp and,turpintine all begins with "A".
A 2009 New York Times article coined the term "Ralph Kramden" to refer to what physical trait?
It costs about 3 cents to make a $1 bill in the United States
Courage is sometimes frail as hope is frail: a fragile shoot between two stones that grows brave toward the sun though warmth and brightness fail, striving and faith the only strength it knows.
What type of cheese lives under your bed? Muenster.
Explore the Olympic National park
Don't take life too seriously.
Meditation
The "naked recreation and travel" industry has grown by 233% in the past decade
What does Captain Kirk wear to the fitness center? Jim shorts.
In the classic version of Monopoly,the two "utility companies" are Water Works and the what?
Prior to Wordsworth, humor was an essential part of poetry. I mean, they don't call them Shakespeare comedies for nothing.
Ride in a horse and carriage
Im small as an ant, as big as a whale. I'll approach like a breeze, but can come like a gale. By some I get hit, but all have shown fear. I'll dance to the music, though I cant hear. Of names I have many, of names I have one. Im slow as a snail, but from me you cant run.... What am I?
To cleanly remove the seed from an Avocado, lay a knife firmly across it, and twist.
Bus spotting
Men in their early twenties shave an average of four times a week
A 2010 study found that nearly 70% of what imported item failed to live up to its claims of being "extra virgin"?
Go to the grocery store and buy better things. Buy quality, buy organic, buy natural, go to the farmers market. Immediately that's going to increase the quality of the food you make.
So I was feeling down the other day... My friend wanted to cheer me up, so he told me 10 jokes to make me feel better. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
what animal would you get crossed a duck, a beaver, and an otter?
Things are just things. Don't get too attached to them.
Explore San Francisco
Collecting
Five thousandths of a millimeter is the tolerance of accuracy at the LEGO mould factories
Murals in restaurants are on a par with the food in museums.
i u want to go up i will take u.if u want to go down ont use the stairs.just come here n stand n i will take u whereever u want to.
A bit of folk wisdom warns that when you point a finger at someone, how many fingers are pointing back at you?
What has a bottom at the top? Your legs.
Learn to handle criticism.
See the tulips in bloom in Holland
Picnicking
Scallops have approximately 100 eyes around the edge of its shell
Remember, the burden of sorrow is doubled when it is borne alone.
there are 3hundered stars hundered + 17 at a award acadamy there are 3 hundered awards. Only 6/17 pop stars go in tears for not winning. How many that didn't win where fine.
Where does a river keep its money? At the bank.
Rule number 1: Try not to die. Rule number 2: Don't be a dick.
A 2010 study found that nearly 70% of what imported item failed to live up to its claims of being "extra virgin"?
See one of my teams win a championship
LARPing
What is the cheapest part of a boat? The part with the sail in it.
Sugar Bear (the mascot for Golden Crisps cereal) was born in 1963
Heres a Riddle you dont know... Even if I tell you so, There is a M in Mississippi, There is an r in race, There is a E in ear, Which two are wrong?
A Boston native,what late night host's sister made her film debut as one of the Eklund sisters in "The Fighter"?
Hope founded upon a human being, a man-made philosophy or any institution is always misplaced... because these things are unreliable and fleeting.
When having a clear out, ask yourself if an item has any financial, practical or sentimental value. If not, chuck it.
Learn to Tango in Argentina
Antiquities
Do, or do not. There is no try.
It takes the Hubble telescope about 97 minutes to complete an orbit of the Earth. On average, the Hubble uses the equivilent amount of energy as 30 household light bulbs to complete an orbit.
What can run but never walks? Has a mouth but never talks? Has a bed but never sleeps? Has a head but never weeps?
When you cook duck you should always add a little bit of goose It makes a game out of every bite.
A child starting kindergarten in September 2010 will ordinarily graduate from high school in what year?
I'm in politics. I'm in government, so nothing surprises me.
Darts
Walk or ride across the Golden Gate Bridge
Why does Thor have insomnia? He's up all night to get Loki.
Humans are born with 300 bones in their body, however when a person reaches adulthood they only have 206 bones. This occurs because many of them join together to make a single bone
In the AAMCO song, when does the double beep occur.
In terms of the creative side of it, it's really been a thing where you come up with the funny stuff is usually at a bar or out talking to people or whatever.
What would you call a top-notch detective
If you're going bald, don't comb your hair over your bald patch.
Shopping
Attend the Manchester Derby or Merseyside Derby
Sugar Bear (the mascot for Golden Crisps cereal) was born in 1963
what's twice in a millenium but not in a century?
All the problems of the world could be settled easily if men were only willing to think. The trouble is that men very often resort to all sorts of devices in order not to think, because thinking is such hard work.
Why did the fox cross the road? It was chasing after the chicken!
Just because you are offended, doesn't mean you are right.
Ride on Puffing Billy
People-watching
In the business abbreviation "R & D," the "R" stands for what?
take me out and scrach my head, i am black but once was red. what am I?
Why does a rapper need an umbrella? Fo' drizzle.
The Gastric Flu can cause projectile vomiting
In the classic book "The Swiss Family Robinson," the Robinsons build a makeshift house where?
Life is a pilgrimage. The wise man does not rest by the roadside inns. He marches direct to the illimitable domain of eternal bliss, his ultimate destination.
Winter is coming.
Canyoning
Tail-gate an American football game
2.5 cans of Spam are consumed every second in the United States
What's Anakin Skywalker's favorite animal? Well, it was cats, originally, but then he was turned to the dog side.
I'm a Christian. I go to church when I can. I was raised Baptist. I went to a Lutheran school. I'm a nondenominational practicing Christian. I have a lot of faith.
You need me to survive but I can kill you. You can swallow me easy, but I can just as easy swallow you. What am I??
In the classic animated movie "The Little Mermaid," Ariel's best friend is a fish named what?
Play laser tag
Age is of no importance, unless you are a cheese.
Jumping rope
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
Chinese Crested dogs can get acne
On his past troubles,who admitted to Leno on a 2011 "Tonight Show" appearance, "I realized I was pretty much LOSING"?
But men are so full of greed today, they'll sell anything for a little piece of money.
See sumo wrestling live
I am greater than God, more evil than Satan. Rich men need me, poor men have me. And If you eat me you will die. What am I?
Sun bathing
Try to do the things that you're incapable of.
Marriage is something that needs to be worked on every day. I don't know if I'm the one to give marital advice since I've only been married for a little over a year, but marriage is certainly easier if you are open, trusting and loving.
You're not as fat as you think you are.
Don't you hate jokes about German sausage? They're the wurst!
On average, what is the most abundant gas released into the atmosphere by a volcano?
what goes up when rain comes down?
The sentence "the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter in the english language
Snowshoeing
Hike the Inca Trail and explore Machu Picchu
A chicken with red earlobes will produce brown eggs, and a chicken with white earlobes will produce white eggs
A classic 1969 work by poet Maya Angelou is titled "I Know Why The Caged Bird" what?
Today's my cake day! And I'm going to eat it too!
One man with courage makes a majority.
What is heavy forward but backwards not?
Always get two ciders.
Visit Harakuju
Metal detecting
Noah wasn't much for civilized society . . . You could say he was an-arc-ist.
I wear a big hat with a long tail, my specialty is making darkness disappear. You need me for survival. What am I?
The sentence "the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter in the english language
He who attends to his greater self becomes a great man, and he who attends to his smaller self becomes a small man.
In the British royal family,which of the following is not the name of one of Prince Charles's three siblings?
Never run a marathon in Crocs.
Makeup
Go to a swingers club
Four years ago, I asked out the girl of my dreams. Today, I asked her to marry me. She said no both times.
It's funny, though, speaking of fathers and sons, because me and John Goodman played father and son, like, five or six years ago in the film 'Death Sentence,' and I got back with him again in 'Inside Llewyn Davis.'
In 1967, the IMAX film system was invented by Canadian Ivan Grame Ferguson to premier at Expo 67.
A 1995 documentary subtitled "Hollywood Madam" examines the rise and fall of what scandalous figure?
There is a man in a mask, a diamond, and something was stolen. What happened?
Give up your seat for someone who needs it.
Watch every Best Picture Academy Award Winner
Kombucha brewing
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles.
The reason why hair turns gray as we age is because the pigment cells in the hair follicle start to die, which is responsible for producing "melanin" which gives the hair colour
What is Pooh's favorite website?
Don't knock the weather nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while.
On the E! reality TV series, "The Girls Next Door," who are the girls next door?
Inventing
Things are just things. Don't get too attached to them.
See Christ the Redeemer
Istanbul, Turkey is the only city in the world located on two continents
A blacksmith works primarily with what metal?
What Johnny Mercer song does December 21st remind you of? Autumn Leaves.
Most people, if you live in a big city, you see some form of schizophrenia every day, and it's always in the form of someone homeless. 'Look at that guy - he's crazy. He looks dangerous.' Well, he's on the streets because of mental illness. He probably had a job and a home.
I am once in a million years, at every moment, never in an eternity, And in every minute
What could you increase? What could you reduce?
Automobilism
See the flowers bloom in the Simpson Desert
Share positive energy.
The romantic love we feel toward the opposite sex is probably one extra help from God to bring you together, but that's it. All the rest of it, the true love, is the test.
What does a chicken say instead of good?
What are caterpillars afraid of? DOGerpillars!
On food packaging, a circle with a "U" indicates that the food is certified as what?
It costs about 3 cents to make a $1 bill in the United States
Entrepreneurship
Visit the Colosseum
In the classic animated movie "The Little Mermaid," Ariel's best friend is a fish named what?
What do you call Batman skipping church? Christian Bail.
It is by no means an irrational fancy that, in a future existence, we shall look upon what we think our present existence, as a dream.
The expression cooked "al dente" means "to the tooth." What this means is that the pasta should be somewhat firm, and offer some resistance to the tooth, but should also be tender
What kind of rocks does Frankenstein have in his collection?
Don't take life too seriously.
Cardistry
Make my own wine
Two antennas met on a roof, they fell in love and got married, the ceremony was awful but the reception was brilliant.
Love is metaphysical gravity.
The Tonle Sap River in Cambodia flows north for almost half the year and then south for the rest of the year
What weighs more? A pound of bricks or a pound of feathers?
`Famous for their work on modernist furniture design, Charles and Ray Eames were related how?
To improve productivity, always have a shittier task to put off.
Have a sundowner in South Africa
Jewelry making
A 20th-century fashion icon, Gabrielle Chanel was better known by what nickname?
Instead of a Birthday Cake, many Russian children are given a Birthday Pie
I'm a social person. I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why.
If I took over the 'Glamour' offices for a day, I would put Joe Pesci on the cover. I would say 'We've got to change all these magazines a little bit. We have to bring out a different version of what is, like, cool. You know, what's winning. Joe Pesci, Burt Reynolds.'
i run over fields and woods all day. under the bed at night I sit not alone. My tongue hangs out, up and to the rear, awaiting to be filled in the morning. What am I?
Accentuate the positive, eliminate the negative.
Run in the City 2 Surf
Diving
What is black, white, and red all over? A Communist Propaganda film from the 1930s.
Superman The Escape rollercoaster, located in California at Six Flags Magic Mountain, goes from 0 to 100 miles per hour in only 7 seconds
My finances have been decimated by a group of people, such as my ex-attorney, my ex-business manager, and an estate planner, specifically. And they have conspired together to - to co-op my corporations, put in trustees without my knowledge.
what goes up but never comes down?
In the abbreviation for the medical procedure popularly known as an MRI,what does the "I' stand for?
Enjoy a little nonsense now and then.
Paintball
Visit Glacier National Park
Why did the cookie go to the gym? To get in shape.
What has no 5 common sences, but know what's happening everywhere?
Asthma affects one in fifteen children under the age of eighteen
A 2011 New York Times obituary for the late Peter Falk discussed the actor's 30-plus year gig as what TV character?
I had some experience in dealing with people who have mental illness and depression, but I didn't see the signs in myself. I couldn't ask for help because I didn't know I needed help.
Do, or do not. There is no try.
Butterfly watching
Organise and execute a romantic picnic
The more ideas that you give away, the more ideas that will come to you.
As regards parents, I should like to see them as highly educated as possible, and I do not restrict this remark to fathers alone.
What is a vampire's favorite fruit? a Neck-tarine --From a great co-worker
A meteor has only destroyed one satellite, which was the European Space Agency's Olympus in 1993.
I am taller than a house, yet smaller than a mouse what am I? (hint)its bigger than it seems
A bill of fare is more commonly known as a what?
Celebrate 420 in Amsterdam
Gongoozling
A monkey was once tried and convicted for smoking a cigarette in South Bend, Indiana
I like camping but... it's so in tents
On the 2010 Forbes 400 list, what billionaire identifies himself as residing in Medina, Washington?
What is greater than God worse than evil, the poor have it the rich require it and if you eat it you die?
Dad needs to show an incredible amount of respect and humor and friendship toward his mate so the kids understand their parents are sexy, they're fun, they do things together, they're best friends. Kids learn by example. If I respect Mom, they're going to respect Mom.
Make choices and dont look back.
See the 12 Apostles and the Great Ocean Road
Social media
What is a Mummys favorite kind of music?
One gallon of pure maple syrup weighs 11 pounds
I don't look my age, I don't feel my age and I don't act my age. To me age is just a number.
Explore the Olympic National park
On the Internet, the abbreviation "LOL" typically denotes which of these emotional states?
What happens if you drink 3.14 liters of water? You will Pi ss
The sun always shines above the clouds.
Cue sports
China has more English speakers than the United States
Be patient and understanding. Life is too short to be vengeful or malicious.
Whats the best thing to put into a pie? Your teeth!
On the Great Seal of the United States,the eagle holds in its beak a scroll bearing what Latin phrase?
there is a man found dead on the side of the road. All he has is a knap sack on his back. There is no blood. How did he die
Being kind is more rewarding than being right.
See Christ the Redeemer
Book discussion clubs
Baskin Robbins made only one vegetable flavored ice cream. What was it?
You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you can't pick your friend's nose
A Boston native,what late night host's sister made her film debut as one of the Eklund sisters in "The Fighter"?
Love and desire are the spirit's wings to great deeds.
Elizabeth Taylor has appeared on the cover of Life magazine more than anyone else
Antiquities
When having a clear out, ask yourself if an item has any financial, practical or sentimental value. If not, chuck it.
Drink tungpa in Nepal
There once was a girl from Nantucket... Who carried her ice in a bucket. She walked down a hill. She had a great spill. And when she got up, she said, "I'm going to watch my step next time!"
A blacksmith works primarily with what metal?
The impulse to dream was slowly beaten out of me by experience. Now it surged up again and I hungered for books, new ways of looking and seeing.
Five thousandths of a millimeter is the tolerance of accuracy at the LEGO mould factories
Only those who attempt the impossible can achieve the absurd.
Palmistry
Go on a food crawl
Why was the cat thrown out of the card game?
A bit in a gossip column that doesn't mention any names is often called a what?
Play is the true mother of invention.
There was a man dead and in a coffin. stood next to the dead man was another man. the door opened and another man walked in and said to the man next to the coffin "who is this man to you". the man replied with " brothers and sisters i have none but this mans father is my fathers son".... who is the dead man to the man stood next to him????????
"So Sherlock..." asked Watson, "I forget, what was your highest degree of education?" "Elementary, my dear Watson."
The Gastric Flu can cause projectile vomiting
Visit the 10 Biggest Theme Parks in the World
Well, for one thing, you know my dad was a cop.
Chatting
What do you call a white supremacist who doesn't eat meat? A vegitaryan
In the Bahamas, Oct 12th is Discovery Day, marking the arrival of what European explorer?
In 1810, Peter Durand invented the tin can for preserving food
There is nothing more difficult to take in hand, more perilous to conduct, or more uncertain in its success, than to take the leadin the introduction of a new order to things.
What causes a sharp and irritable sensation yet it has some metal in between?
Everything matters, but nothing matters that much.
Baking
Walk the Milford Trek
wat type of animal keeps the best time
Let judges secretly despair of justice: their verdicts will be more acute. Let generals secretly despair of triumph killing will be defamed. Let priests secretly despair of faith: their compassion will be true.
Why was the dolphin happy and the shark depressed? The sharks life lacked porpoise.
There are six million parts in the Boeing 747-400.
In the classic TV special, Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer befriends an elf who wants to be a what?
A long walk alone with some time to think, can work wonders.
Waxing
Hike in Tiger Leaping Gorge
A bushel is a standard unit originally used to measure the weight of what?
What is a bacteria's OTHER favorite dish? The PETRI dish!
Disneyland is a work of love. We didn't go into Disneyland just with the idea of making money.
Elizabeth Taylor has appeared on the cover of Life magazine more than anyone else
See pandas in the wild
Why wait until valentines day for a romantic gesture?
Giving advice
There is a man riding a horse to town. He arrives at town on Tuesday, stays there for three days, and leaves on Tuesday.
Dipsomania refers to an insatiable craving for alcoholic beverages
Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? *She ran away from the ball.*
Give me an x, I'll stand to face you. Give me a cross, I'll turn my back on you. What am I?
A good husband is never the first to go to sleep at night or the last to awake in the morning.
On television, Dr. Gregory House's apartment number is "221B," a nod to what famous literary sleuth's address?
Barbershop Music
Take time once in a while to look up at the stars for at least 5 minutes, in order to comprehend your cosmic significance.
Meet real gypsies
There's no regret. You can't regret. I mean, I've felt regret but I've also refused to allow regret to sow a seed and live in me because I don't believe it. You feel it, it's like guilt, it's like jealousy, it's like all those horrible things. You've just got to snip them and get them out, because they're no good.
China has more English speakers than the United States
On HBO's "Entourage," movie star Vincent Chase stars in all but which of these fictional movies?
What did the Buddhist say to the hotdog vendor? Make me one with everything.
I am tall,sometimes short.I die when it is hot.I am useful.Who am I ????????
Once in a while, eat some sweets you used to enjoy when you were younger.
Cook a three or more course meal for people
Renovating
you take away one of my leters i'm still the same you take away two of my leters i'm still the same you take away three of my leters i'm still the same what am i?
Why did the camera go to the doctor? It had a low light problem.
Istanbul, Turkey is the only city in the world located on two continents
On the front of a U.S. Social Security Card,what images appear on the left and right hand edges?
Complexity is one of the great problems in environmental design.
Stop procrastinating.
Auto audiophilia
Learn how to curl
I understand what it's like to come with your family, and to uproot yourself and come to another culture. You need a lot of support. People say, 'She's got her daughter she's got her husband.' Yeah, but she hasn't got anyone else.
In the classic T.V. series "The Waltons," the Walton family lives in which U.S. state?
What did the German Shepherd say at his Nuremberg trial? "I was just following odors."
In a day, kids in the U.S. that are between the ages of 2 - 8 spend 28 minutes of their time coloring
Two men are sitting on a swing. There's a man walking across the street. One man turns to the other while pointing at the man walking and says that man's father is my father's son. Who is he.
Don't ever name files or folders using the word "Final".
Backpack in Australia
Radio-controlled model playing