I had a good imagination and I still have one a child-like imagination that hasn't gone away.
You can use me to shoot others But they wont die, You fill me up So that I cant lie. What Am I?
Existence is a strange bargain. Life owes us little we owe it everything. The only true happiness comes from squandering ourselves for a purpose.
I have plenty of backbone, but lack a good leg, Inside the red house there were lots of pegs, Mr. Grumper grumbles about bad time-keeping trains, The only rule was that the pen could not remain, I am the owner of a pet store, I go in like water and come out like a roar.
Grief knits two hearts in closer bonds than happiness ever can and common sufferings are far stronger links than common joys.
As an investor, what we're not looking for is 'oh this is a cool app,' it's 'is this something that can become a big business?' You need to find those that can become real businesses.
A pipe, a carrot, and a couple sticks are lying together in a field. Why?
A lot of times on tour it's about, 'OK, where am I today? Wow, I'm in Costa Rica. What is their famous dish?' And it's about trying the food, and really experiencing it.
I think I'm a fun flatmate. I'm always cheerful. I go on tour with my band so it's 12 people on one bus and I feel like I'm the one who's happy in the morning. I'm not a chaotic person, but I might slack off on doing the dishes from time to time.
what do the dead eat,the poor have and the rich need?
Choosing to be positive and having a grateful attitude is going to determine how you're going to live your life.
i start my diet on a day but i dont get to start my diet. What day do i start my diet
I love weird or funny or beautiful sentences Joy Williams could write a microwave-oven manual and I'm sure I'd love it, because the sentences would be tuned up like music.
What gets wet as it drys?
Not everybody is created equal, and it's important for companies to identify those high potentials and treat them differently, accelerate their development and pay them more. That process is so incredibly important to developing first-class leadership in a company.
i man is driving in his car down a highway and his car is black you can't see it and there is no street lights on , the stars aren't out, the moon is n't out and he hasen't got his street lights on a guy in pure black walk's across the road and the guy in the car swirves and misses him , how???
The soul should always stand ajar, ready to welcome the ecstatic experience.
A man walks into an apple store and...... farts every one is really angry and there all shouting so he says it's not my fault you don't have windows
To say that I am organized is an understatement, but my car tells a different story.
I deal with my sons like young men. If they have a problem with something, they come to me. I am the type of dad that will drop everything I am doing for them, and always tell them to talk to me about it.
An armed society is a polite society. Manners are good when one may have to back up his acts with his life.
in a pot there is two colored water. what is it?
there was a boy named john that annoyed his sisters and step sisters. one day he died. Ehy did he die???
Definitely River Phoenix is somebody that I thought, 'This guy is very cool.' I wanted to be like him when I was a kid.
what room is empty?
I think that marriage is an amazing institution and should be preserved, and you can have great marriages, and you must because sharing your life with someone is like the greatest thing. And I loved being able to set a good example for that on television.
The TV business is uglier than most things. It is normally perceived as some kind of cruel and shallow money trench through the heart of the journalism industry, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free and good men die like dogs, for no good reason.
How far can you walk into the woods?
Simply by not owning three medium-sized castles in Tuscany I have saved enough money in the last forty years on insurance premiums alone to buy a medium-sized castle in Tuscany.
I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
Once upon a time. there was a cow. His name was Bob. What is the name of Bob's future wife?
The conscious mind may be compared to a fountain playing in the sun and falling back into the great subterranean pool of subconscious from which it rises.
Did you here about the travel agent that got sick at the airport?
For where God built a church, there the Devil would also build a chapel.
What is the one thing that should be broken at other people's parties?
tom's mom has four kids dime,nickel,quarter, and______________
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Maybe if everybody in leadership was a woman, you might not get into the conflicts in the first place. But if you watch the women who have made it to the top, they haven't exactly been non-aggressive - including me.
Black we are, and much admired, Men seek for us, if they are tired, We tire the horse, but comfort man, Tell me this riddle if you can.
What is Greater than God, worse than the Devil,poor people have it, rich people want it?
I don't feel comfortable defending my clothes. But if you've got the money to afford them, then buy something from me. Just don't buy too much.
Driving race cars was an avenue for me to learn how to build my own car, and that was my ambition all along.
There are three words in the English language that end in "gry". ONE is angry and the other is hungry. Everyone knows what the third ONE means and what it stands for. Everyone uses them everyday, and if you listened very carefully, I've given you the third word. What is it? _______gry?
Washington's answer to a self-inflicted financial crisis reminded Americans why they so deeply distrust the political class. The 'fiscal cliff' process was secretive and sloppy, and the nation's so-called leadership lacked the political courage to address our root problems: joblessness and debt.
He who has it doesn't tell about it. He who takes it doesn't know about it. He who knows it doesn't want it. What is it?
I am A Toy Iam a be any colour. I go up and down Evrey One Stand on me and Bounce
Public business should be conducted publicly.
There were 6 people and 6 eggs in a basket. Each person grabbed an egg but there was still an egg in the basket. How is that possible?
You know, for most seniors Medicare is their only form of health care.
That strong mother doesn't tell her cub, Son, stay weak so the wolves can get you. She says, Toughen up, this is reality we are living in.
A man travels the world over in search of what he needs and returns home to find it.
a woman married 3 men. they never got devoriced ,they didn't die and she didn't die.it is also illegal to get married with more than one person at one time.how is it possible for her to marrie them?
Heart attack When is the worst possible time to have a heart attack? When you are playing Charades.
Most bands don't even last fourteen months let alone fourteen years.
In Jamaica, if you drop a steel ball weighing five pounds from a height of 45 inches, will it fall more rapidly through water at 20 degrees Fahrenheit or water at 40 degrees Fahrenheit. Or will it make no difference?
As a bookish child in Calcutta, I used to thrill to the adventures of bad girls whose pursuit of happiness swept them outside the bounds of social decency. Tess of the d'Urbervilles, Emma Bovary and Anna Karenina lived large in my imagination. The naughty girls of Hollywood films flirted and knew how to drive.
A man was in a lift. When the lift stopped the man new straight away his wife must be dead. Why is this?
Those who excel in virtue have the best right of all to rebel, but then they are of all men the least inclined to do so.
Being good in business is the most fascinating kind of art. Making money is art and working is art and good business is the best art.
One has to have the courage of one's pessimism.
What grows in size when it is taken from?
As I was going to St.Aives, I met a man with 7 wifes, each wife had 7 kids, each kid had 7 cats, each cat had 7 kits. Kits, cats, kids and wifes how many were going to St.Aives?
The future will belong to those who have passion and are willing to work hard to make our country better.
But I, being poor, have only my dreams I have spread my dreams under your feet Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.
When confused look to me. I have no answers, but i look back on every question. What you need, i have no clue. My broken space will never be filled.
The secret of learning to be sick is this: Illness doesn't make you less of what you were. You are still you.
Religion is more than life. Remember that his own religion is the truest to every man even if it stands low in the scales of philosophical comparison.
a man trained his dog to bark during an absolute life or death situation. one day the man came home and saw his dog, bark,and a tree. Why was there no emergency?
I strive never to forget the real world consequences of my decisions on individuals, businesses and government.
A jester is on his way to perform for the king and is running late. He is carrying three balls and his hat. As he approaches the castles he notices he has to cross a bridge to get to the castle but the bridge has a weight limit of 160lbs. The jester alone weighs 155lbs, his hat weighs 1lb, and each one of his balls weigh 2lbs. He has to cross with everything at once because he has no time to backtrack. How does he cross without collapsing the bridge.
I shall be an autocrat, that's my trade and the good Lord will forgive me, that's his.
I came out of the Soviet Union no longer a communist, because I believed in personal freedom.
A Boss in Heaven is the best excuse for a boss on earth, therefore If God did exist, he would have to be abolished.
How do you spell "your name?"