The first problem for all of us, men and women, is not to learn, but to unlearn.
What begins with E, ends with E, and has one letter? envelope
Little Miss Eticoat in a white peticoat and a red nose the longer she stands the shorter she grows
There are three ingredients in the good life: learning, earning and yearning.
The one who made didn't want. The one who bought it didn't need it. The one who used it doesn't know it.
Greatness lies, not in being strong, but in the right using of strength and strength is not used rightly when it serves only to carry a man above his fellows for his own solitary glory. He is the greatest whose strength carries up the most hearts by the attraction of his own.
I think a lot of humor is about distracting yourself. Pretend you're not trying to make it funny. Because for some reason the effort to be funny smells like sulphur in our culture.
The advocates of abortion on demand falsely assume two things: that women must suffer if the lives of unborn children are legally protected and that women can only attain equality by having the legal option of destroying their innocent offspring in the womb.
I can see but have no eyes, I wear a robe, some fear me, others dont, I am old and boney, i have no skin. What am I?
imagine you are in a box, it is sealed and made out of metal. there is no locks windows or small holes in the box. u brought nothing and it is hardly able to get out. but how can you get out?
Many a man has finally succeeded only because he has failed after repeated efforts. If he had never met defeat he would never have known any great victory.
What do you call a sleeping bull?
Keep your fears to yourself, but share your courage with others.
Life is too short to work so hard.
What is this?
why was the math book so sad?
We've got to see a state where the Afghan government can handle its own day-to-day security.
One night, a Witch, a King and a Queen went on a three hour boat ride. After three hours past, a Witch, a King and a Queen got off the boat. Whos is left?
People are unjust to anger - it can be enlivening and a lot of fun.
what comes after z
Why should you leery of stairs? Because they are always up to something.
Minds that are ill at ease are agitated by both hope and fear.
spell dog now spell again
I have thought there was some advantage even in death, by which we mingle with the herd of common men.
Pretend that your on an island with nothin with u, there's sharks around the island and want to escape. what do u do?
It's opportunity. It's opportunity, not a check from government - it's opportunity that has always driven America and defined us as Americans.
There were 10 cats. 1 ran away. How many are left?
I am born on paper with twisted lines, I'm a sponge in a way and I taste awful, what am I?
Some white people hate black people, and some white people love black people, some black people hate white people, and some black people love white people. So you see it's not an issue of black and white, it's an issue of Lovers and Haters.
At the sound of me men may dream At the sound of me they stamp their feet At the sound of me, women smile but sometimes weep
Interest in business ethics courses has surged, and student activities at leading business schools are more focused than ever before on making business serve long-term social values.
My future is righteousness.
Art has two constant, two unending concerns: It always meditates on death and thus always creates life. All great, genuine art resembles and continues the Revelation of St John.
What is as big as the biggest thing in the world and as small as the smallest thing in the world? Poor people have it, and rich people don't want it. You can hold it in your hand. What is it?
Prayer is as natural an expression of faith as breathing is of life.
you have a bath and you need to empty it, you have a buket and a cup, what do you do to empty it?
We must respect the past, and mistrust the present, if we wish to provide for the safety of the future.
Father and son go fishing and they catch three fish and they all have exactly one. how is that possible?
Disappointment is inevitable. But to become discouraged, there's a choice I make. God would never discourage me. He would always point me to himself to trust him. Therefore, my discouragement is from Satan. As you go through the emotions that we have, hostility is not from God, bitterness, unforgiveness, all of these are attacks from Satan.
The cause of my life has been to oppose superstition. It's a battle you can't hope to win - it's a battle that's going to go on forever. It's part of the human condition.
A farmer in California own a beautiful pear tree. He supplies the fruit to a nearby grocery store. The store owner has called the farmer to see how much fruit is available for him to purchase. The farmer knows that the main trunk has 24 branches. Each branch has exactly 12 boughs and each bough has exactly 6 twigs. Since each twig bears one piece of fruit, how many plums will the farmer be able to deliver?
If there is dissatisfaction with the status quo, good. If there is ferment, so much the better. If there is restlessness, I am pleased. Then let there be ideas, and hard thought, and hard work. If man feels small, let man make himself bigger.
One morning, about four o'clock, I was driving my car just about as fast as I could. I thought, Why am I out this time of night? I was miserable, and it came to me: I'm falling in love with somebody I have no right to fall in love with.
Happy is he who still loves something he loved in the nursery: He has not been broken in two by time he is not two men, but one, and he has saved not only his soul but his life.
Tomorrow is the most important thing in life. Comes into us at midnight very clean. It's perfect when it arrives and it puts itself in our hands. It hopes we've learned something from yesterday.
Forward I am heavy, backwards I am not. What am I?
I know this sounds generic, but I'm so happy to be home with my husband, my family, and my dog.
I wait for the next opportunity to have something to do with food. If I get rested, my mind just starts creating new dishes - click, click, click.
A human being has so many skins inside, covering the depths of the heart. We know so many things, but we don't know ourselves! Why, thirty or forty skins or hides, as thick and hard as an ox's or bear's, cover the soul. Go into your own ground and learn to know yourself there.
But the fact is, I'm not work-identified. I'm not a lawyer or a writer. I'm a mom, and I'm a woman, and that's the kind of people I want to see in books in the starring role.
What's as big as you are yet doesn't weigh an ounce?
Originally created to serve the poorest and sickest among us, the Medicaid program has grown dramatically but still doesn't include the kind of flexibility that states need to provide better health care for the poor and disadvantaged.
A woman comes into a mansion and leaves. When she got out she was a millionaire How?
My mother worked in factories, worked as a domestic, worked in a restaurant, always had a second job.
what goes aroung the world but always stays in a corner?
Mr. Speaker, I am deeply concerned that many regions of this world are suffering from the effects of armed conflicts with religious aspects. I believe that the differences of faith are not the real reason for these conflicts.
It cannot be seen, cannot be felt, Cannot be heard, cannot be smelt. It lies behind stars and under hills, And empty holes it fills. It comes first and follows after, Ends life, kills laughter.
O love, if I regret the age when one savors you, it is not for the hour of pleasure, but for the one that follows it.
A top brain surgeon has a brother who won the lottery. Although the man who won the lottery did not have a brother. How could this be?
And that's how it is in America. We look to our communities, our faiths, our families for our joy, our support, in good times and bad. It is both how we live our lives and why we live our lives.
My grandmother was an actress too. In the thirties and forties she was under contract with Universal Studios. Crazy credits, lots of them. My dad was also under contract with Universal Studios. And my first film was shot on the same stage they both worked on at Universal.
I was the type of guy that used to get up in the morning and go out and just out run everybody on the field without stretching or warming up or anything.
You don't know what the Chinese expect in the way of beauty. The presentation is just a farce. You come into a room filled with 50 people and they don't talk to you. There's very little interaction.
How long should a person's legs be?
The best way to know God is to love many things.
The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale.
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What common English word will describe a person or thing as not being found in any place and yet with no changes other than a space between syllables, will correctly describe that person or thing as being actually present at this very moment?
My work is to reach people with ideas, hopes, dreams, encouragement, insight, and revelation. That's what an actor wants to do.
My faith, inasmuch as I have any, is more like a kind of Joseph Campbell thing, and even that frequently finds itself tested to oblivion in siren waters.
i have 50 legs, 10 eyes, 4 tails, 5 ears, and 3 heads. what am i?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom ... because the "p" is silent
I find fault with my children because I like them and I want them to go places - uprightness and strength and courage and civil respect and anything that affects the probabilities of failure on the part of those that are closest to me, that concerns me - I find fault.