What does it say about a president's policies when he has to use a cartoon character rather than real people to justify his record? What does it say about the fiction of old liberalism to insist that good jobs and good schools and good wages will result from policies that have failed us, time and again?
First, I have the privilege of being Chairman of the Senate Intelligence Committee. It is not an oxymoron I assure you.
Every artist dips his brush in his own soul, and paints his own nat
I think he would have been proud and smiling... when we laid him to rest because his family was together. I think that was a great gift to be able to give Dad at the end.
No woman marries for money they are all clever enough, before marrying a millionaire, to fall in love with him first.
Our treasure lies in the beehive of our knowledge. We are perpetually on the way thither, being by nature winged insects and honey gatherers of the mind.
Happiness is not that easy to achieve, but having a handsome husband, a beautiful baby, and a great job helps.
The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.
Reputation is what men and women think of us character is what God and angels know of us.
I ran for president in order to be able to try to change Washington D.C. from the inside. Our federal government is broken.
an office man goes to a work in a 30storied building.his office is on the 20th floor.in the morning he enters the lift goes to the 16th floor gets down and uses the stairs to climb the next four floors.in the evening he enters the lift from the 20th floor and comes to the ground floor in it.why doesn't he go directly to the 20th floor in the morning??
if there was a dog cat and mouse and they were in a race who would win
I know why they don't like me because they want the money I have.
what do the poor have, the rich need, and if you eat it you will die????
Silence is one of the great arts of conversation.
I think if you have a two-story office and you hire someone who's handicapped, it might be reasonable to let him have an office on the first floor rather than the government saying you have to have a $100,000 elevator.
You find out in life that people really like you funny. So what do you give 'em? Humor. And then if you show them the other side, they don't like you as much. I find, too, that I can hide behind the idiot's mask being funny, and you never see the sorrow or the pain.
They gave it to us for about five bucks a week, and we just went there to live. Probably the first band that ever did that back then and it became the famous cottage.
A good photographer can make you look incredible, even when you're not feeling very sexy.
Why did the blonde get pulled over by the police?
War, except in self-defense, is a failure of moral imagination.
We've got to put a lot of money into changing behavior.
If you're the type of person who has to fulfill your dreams, you've gotta be resourceful to make sure you can do it. I came out to California when I was 21, thinking my New York credentials would take me all the way. I came back home a year later all dejected and a failure.
Michelle built a house. Each wall is 10 feet high and faces North. A bear stands in front of a window that is about 5.5 feet high. What color is the bear?
Beauty is only skin deep, and the world is full of thin skinned people.
A truly American sentiment recognizes the dignity of labor and the fact that honor lies in honest toil.
This soul, or life within us, by no means agrees with the life outside us. If one has the courage to ask her what she thinks, she is always saying the very opposite to what other people say.
It's fun to have money, but the more money I get, the less interesting it becomes. If you don't have very much, you have to think about it. If you are starving, you become interested in food. If you are struggling to pay the bills, money becomes tragically important.
Never ever discount the idea of marriage. Sure, someone might tell you that marriage is just a piece of paper. Well, so is money, and what's more life-affirming than cold, hard cash?
Without fullness of experience, length of days is nothing. When fullness of life has been achieved, shortness of days is nothing. That is perhaps why the young have usually so little fear of death they live by intensities that the elderly have forgotten.
your in a black car with 7 people including you you are driving until it you break down and it starts to rain all 7 of you jump out of the car and go to the near gas station when you get to the station 6 of you's are wet but 1 is dry? why
The use of travelling is to regulate imagination by reality, and instead of thinking how things may be, to see them as they are.
I went to Ohio University studying arts and history, and playing football. But I was only interested in girls, my pals and sports. I only did the minimum for school.
Sometimes you recognize that there is a category of human experience that has not been identified but everyone knows about it. That is when I find a term to describe it.
The recipe for perpetual ignorance is: Be satisfied with your opinions and content with your knowledge.
You can be famous for a lot of things. You can be a Nobel-prize winner. You can be the fattest guy in the world.
If a rooster laid a brown egg, what colour would the chick be?
It's so easy to grow apart marriage takes work.