A monkey was once tried and convicted for smoking a cigarette in South Bend, Indiana
Why did peanut butter flop at the talent show? He didn't have the right jam.
Love is that splendid triggering of human vitality the supreme activity which nature affords anyone for going out of himself toward someone else.
A 1952 episode of "I Love Lucy was titled "Lucy Is Enceinte" because what English word was censored?
Never cut your own fringe.
Explore Melbourne
What falls but never breaks, what breaks but never falls?
Dog sport
In 2002, the most popular boat name in the U.S. was Liberty
An Olympic gymnast walked into a bar... She didn't get a medal...
Back in the '70s, like one of my favorite movies ever was 'The Bad News Bears', and that was a kids' movie, but I don't think of it that way. I think of it as just a great movie because Walter Matthau was so funny and so harsh with those kids.
You will always regret the round of Tequila.
Climb an active volcano
Videography
On television, Dr. Gregory House's apartment number is "221B," a nod to what famous literary sleuth's address?
I run in feilds and streets and at night i'm under the bed ready to be feed the next day. What am I?
In the business abbreviation "R & D," the "R" stands for what?
Like me, the great majority of Americans wish both to preserve the traditional definition of marriage and to oppose bias and intolerance directed towards gays and lesbians.
See the underground river at Puerto Princesa
In 1894 the first big Coke sign was found on the side of a building located in Cartersville, Georgia, and still exists today
I'm naming my TV remote Waldo... ...for obvious reasons.
Marching band
A common regret in life is wishing one hadn't worked so hard.
How can you fit an Elephant into a Ziploc bag the safeway by taking the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way?
True love is eternal, infinite, and always like itself. It is equal and pure, without violent demonstrations: it is seen with white hairs and is always young in the heart.
What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it'll kill you? A pool table.
One of the top five regrets people have is that they didn't have the courage to be their true self.
Ceramics
Jump off a boat and into the water
A bit in a gossip column that doesn't mention any names is often called a what?
Baskin Robbins plain vanilla ice cream is the number one selling flavour and accounts for a quarter of their sales
I have rivers without water, Forests without trees, Mountains without rocks Towns without houses.
A 1995 documentary subtitled "Hollywood Madam" examines the rise and fall of what scandalous figure?
I used to say, 'Man, I think I'd be a really good dad. I'll be a great provider. I'm funny I'll go on trips with them - I'll do all sorts of stuff.' But the momming? I'm not made for that. I have a really good mom I know what she put into it.
In the U.S., over one million gallons of cosmetics, drinks, and lotions are sold that contain aloe in them per year
Learn how to milk a cow
If the house is in the kitchen, and Diana's in the kitchen, what's in Diana? A state (Indiana)
If you find yourself distressed about something, ask yourself if it will still matter tomorrow or next week or next month.
What has roots that nobody sees, and is taller than trees. Up, up it goes, and yet it never grows. What is it?
Beer tasting
Why did the banker leave his job? He lost interest.
One out of 20 people have an extra rib
America is an idea. And it's the solemn responsibility of each 'temporary' president to protect and nurture that noblest of all ideas - with integrity. This man, Mitt Romney, has shown - not through his experience, but through his actions and words - that he is unqualified to carry out that responsibility.
Don't use Excel or Powerpoint documents for your basic word processing needs.
Art
In the classic Shel Silverstein book "The Giving Tree," what type of tree gives its fruit to a little boy?
Hike to Everest Base Camp
What has a face, but no neck and hands, but no arms ???
When we drop fear, we can draw nearer to people, we can draw nearer to the earth, we can draw nearer to all the heavenly creatures that surround us.
In the children's rhyme "This Little Piggy," where did the first little piggy go?
What kind of boats do smart people ride on? Scholar ships!
Not all polar bears hibernate; only pregnant females polar bears do
You don't need to floss all of your teeth. Only the ones you want to keep.
Weaving
If a boat has four steps each step is a foot tall. The boat has two steps under water. It rains teo feet that night how many steps are under water?
Cruise the Yangtze River
I learned much more about acting from philosophy courses, psychology courses, history and anthropology than I ever learned in acting class.
What does a baker wear on his feet? Loafers.
Herbert Hoover, who was the 31st president of the United Stated, turned over all the Federal salary checks he received to charity during the 47 years he was in government
Bonsai
See my reflection upon Salar de Uyuni
Some of life's best lessons are learnt at the worst times.
A bit of folk wisdom warns that when you point a finger at someone, how many fingers are pointing back at you?
IT HAS MOUTH BUT NEVER EATS,IT HAS BED BUT NEVER SLEEPS,IT ONLY RUNS BUT NEVER WALKS,WHAT IS IT
It would take about fourteen and half million notes of currency to build a mile high stack
Success is more dangerous than failure, the ripples break over a wider coastline.
On the New York Stock Exchange,what company uses the apt stock symbol "ZZ"?
What's the difference between Botox and Borax? Two letters.
Sing in the shower.
Stay in a hut on the beach
Chemistry
What does man love more than life, Hate more than death, or mortal strife? That which contented men desire, The poor have, the rich require? The miser spends, the spendthrift saves, And all men carry to their graves?
What do you call a bald porcupine? Pointless!
After spending time with the rescued turkeys at Farm Sanctuary's shelter and seeing how similar they are to my furry companion animals at home, I knew I needed to do everything in my power to protect these friendly and curious birds from the daily pain and suffering they endure on factory farms.
Herbert Hoover, who was the 31st president of the United Stated, turned over all the Federal salary checks he received to charity during the 47 years he was in government
Repeat people's names when you meet them.
Water polo
Attend a lucha wrestling show
On the New York Stock Exchange,what company uses the apt stock symbol "ZZ"?
what is in a tv ?
The typical lead pencil can draw a line that is thirty five miles long
A caprese salad traditionally includes which of these ingredients?
What bird can write underwater? A ball-point Penguin!
To all, to each, a fair good-night, And pleasing dreams, and slumbers light.
Air sports
Abseil
A frog fell into a hole that was 14 1/2 feet deep. He could jump 3 feet, but he slid back a foot each time he jumped. How many jumps does it take him to get out of the hole?
Never run with scissors.
Santa keeps his suits in the clauset.
The longest distance a deepwater lobster has been recorded to travel is 225 miles
As a real person, he wouldn't last a minute, would he? But drama is about imperfection. And we've moved away from the aspirational hero. We got tired of it, it was dull. If I was House's friend, I would hate it. How he so resolutely refuses to be happy or take the kind-hearted road. But we don't always like morally good people, do we?
Quality beats quantity.
Pamper myself at a spa day
Metalworking
i was walking down the street with a friend we had gone to ingland for vacation when i saw a little girl i didnt pay much attention to her so me and my friend crossed the street and i noticed she was crossing the street with me!i glanced at her and looked away when we got to the other side she was gone.so when we came back to cali. i saw her then she was instantly gone bye a blink of an eye! how is this possible ?
In the classic T.V. series "The Waltons," the Walton family lives in which U.S. state?
In the Bible, whose height is given as "six cubits and a span," somewhere between nine and twelve feet?
Sugar Bear (the mascot for Golden Crisps cereal) was born in 1963
What is tuba plus tuba? Fourba!
Kiss passionately in the pouring rain
A great photograph is one that fully expresses what one feels, in the deepest sense, about what is being photographed.
Everybody makes mistakes.
Paintball
why did a skeleton run up the tree?
Superman The Escape rollercoaster, located in California at Six Flags Magic Mountain, goes from 0 to 100 miles per hour in only 7 seconds
Did you hear about the man who was accidentally buried alive? It was a grave mistake. Woohoo! I'm making these up!!
Mine are the deep-seated fears established when we are children, and they never quite go away: the fear of being helpless, the fear of being trapped, the fear of being out of control.
Always bet on black.
Coloring
Smoke legal weed in the US
A caramel candy brand since 1903,Werther's Original is named after a town in the Westphalia region of what country?
If you're in a race and you overtake the 2nd place runner what place are you in?
My biggest problem with passive smoking is having to follow the smoker around.
A clarsach-a traditional Irish musical instrument-is a kind of what?
Just because you are offended, doesn't mean you are right.
Superman The Escape rollercoaster, located in California at Six Flags Magic Mountain, goes from 0 to 100 miles per hour in only 7 seconds
Score the winning points in a game
Waxing
Trifles make perfection, and perfection is no trifle.
How is it that a man pulled the back off a computer, stuck his hand in, plugged it in and yet did not get an electric shock?
In 1967, the IMAX film system was invented by Canadian Ivan Grame Ferguson to premier at Expo 67.
Well, I think it's too early to call Fallujah a failure.
What did the American call Karl Marx when a shrine was dedicated to him in Japan? A Kami.
how do you catch a unique rabbit?? how do you catch a tame rabbit??
When hugging, hug with both arms and apply reasonable, affectionate pressure.
Pose for a life drawing class
A 2008 study in "Reference Services Review" found which of these websites to be about 80% accurate?
Longboarding
Never regret. If it's good, it's wonderful. If it's bad, it's experience.
The Kodiak, which is native to Alaska, is the largest bear and can measure up to eight feet and weigh as much as 1,700 pounds
Where do toilets live? Porcel Lane.
On his talk show "Maury," host Maury Povich famously says to some of his guests "you are NOT" what?
I love my family and I miss them very much but I'm a new person now. I know a lot of people will not agree with what I've done, but it was right for me.
What do you serve that you can't eat?
Worldbuilding
Start my own magazine
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam
On the Internet, the abbreviation "LOL" typically denotes which of these emotional states?
It takes the Hubble telescope about 97 minutes to complete an orbit of the Earth. On average, the Hubble uses the equivilent amount of energy as 30 household light bulbs to complete an orbit.
Dreams are where we visit the many lands and landscapes of human possibility and discover the one where we feel at home. The great religious leaders were all dreamers.
where do you find a half moon all the time?
When you're at a concert or event, enjoy the moment, enjoy being there. Try leaving your camera in your pocket.
Play paintball
Watching documentaries
Of married couples, 70% of men and 60% of women have cheated on their spouse
On the pronunciation of her last name, what actress has explained that it's "like the lettuce?"
An Olympic gymnast walked into a bar... She didn't get a medal...
Marriage is a good deal like a circus: there is not as much in it as is represented in the advertising.
there is a man who is selling theuniversal solvent.He sell it to a company the owner did not believe him.WHY?
Some of life's best lessons are learnt at the worst times.
Poetry
Visit Jejudo
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
There is a restaurant in Stockholm that only offers all-garlic products. They even have a garlic cheesecake
In a few days an officer came to our camp, under a flag of truce, and informed Hamilton, then a captain of artillery, but afterwards the aid of General Washington, that Captain Hale had been arrested within the British lines condemned as a spy, and executed that morning.
A clarsach-a traditional Irish musical instrument-is a kind of what?
your in a room. no doors no windows. All in there with you is a mirror and a table. How do you get out?
The person who never made a mistake never made anything.
Run in the Bay to Breakers
Philosophy
A 2010 Billboard hit,"Dog Days are Over" is a song by the British band "Florence and the" what?
Percentage of American men who say they would marry the same woman if they had it to do all over again: 80%
A lot of people in the media, and some everyday people, really aren't in search of the truth. They're in search of something worse than that. Money, yeah. I think the media's the kind of a thing where the truth doesn't win, because it's no fun. The truth's no fun.
Suppose you want to cook an egg for exactly 3 minutes. You have only a 5 minute hourglass timer and a 2 minute hourglass timer. Using these 2 timers, how can you boil the egg for exactly 3 minutes?
why didn't the American leek want to talk to the Japanese leek? because it was negi
Never regret. If it's good, it's wonderful. If it's bad, it's experience.
Whale watching
Go to the top of the Burj Khalifa
I am fierce, a demon and on my body I have lots of fire.I am also small and has stripes.Last one,Who am I??
I'm a social person. I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why.
No evil can happen to a good man, either in life or after death.
The average price for a major league baseball game in 2004 is $19.82
A 2010 study by dating Web site Badoo.com found which of these nation's women to be most flirtatious online?
If you want to be happily married, marry a happy person.
Topiary
Boat down the Nile
A Boston native,what late night host's sister made her film debut as one of the Eklund sisters in "The Fighter"?
Taking photos with tablet devices looks weird.
The cool wind blew in my face and all at once I felt as if I had shed dullness from myself. Before me lay a long gray line with a black mark down the center. The birds were singing. It was spring.
What did the blonde do when she discovered that most accidents happen within a mile from home? She moved.
The first TONKA truck was made in 1947
What can be soft enough to caress your skin, heavy enough to crush your body, and light enough to float on air?
Visit the Blue Lagoon in Iceland
Reiki
Did you hear about the fight in the candy store? Two suckers got licked
Walking is man's best medicine.
Not all polar bears hibernate; only pregnant females polar bears do
it makes you crie without hurting you !
Don't always believe what you think.
Start my own business
Sociology
In the classic folk song "On Top of Old Smoky," what is "Old Smoky"?
Always bet on black.
China has more English speakers than the United States
On his talk show "Maury," host Maury Povich famously says to some of his guests "you are NOT" what?
Broken pencils... ...are pointless.
The difficulty with marriage is that we fall in love with a personality, but must live with a character.
ditctive smith arrived at the murder scene 35 minutes after it happend. a man in his car had been shot 5 times and killed. it was determaind that no one was in the back seat due to the lack of blood on the wind shield no one was in the passenger seat because there was no blood on the driver side wide either there were no bullet holes in the car except in the drivers seat but there were no holes in the wind shield and no one was in the back seat. how did the man get shot?
Go caravaning around a country
Jewelry making
What do you call somebody with no body and no nose? Nobody knows.
Istanbul, Turkey is the only city in the world located on two continents
There was one thing my daddy wouldn't tolerate in any shape, form or fashion, and that was being unkind or rude to somebody. That was just very important to my folks. And as it turns out, that was a legacy that he left me that money can't buy, is how to be able to treat people.
A man while looking at a photograph said, "Brothers and sisters have I none. That man's father is my father's son." Who was the person in the photograph?
Hold the door open for the next person.
Celebrate Diwali in India
Woodworking
On the New York Stock Exchange,what company uses the apt stock symbol "ZZ"?
The fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth is called Arachibutyrophobia
On his show "Man v Food," host Adam Richman won the "Davy Jones Locker Challenge" by eating 7 pounds of what?
What do you call somebody with no body and no nose? Nobody knows.
I think one of the things that language poets are very involved with is getting away from conventional ideas of beauty, because those ideas contain a certain attitude toward women, certain attitudes toward sex, certain attitudes toward race, etc.
I run in feilds and streets and at night i'm under the bed ready to be feed the next day. What am I?
It's always the quiet ones.
Visit Alcazar
tabletop games
The Koala bear is not really a bear, but is really related to the kangaroo and the wombat.
What do you call it when your wife brings you rice porridge in prison? Congee-gal visit
Pulp existed for 12 years before we got famous. Now, you could say that was just lack of imagination, but it's some kind of quality isn't it? Tenacity. You could also say it was sloth.
A Box without Hinges, key or lid, Yet a Golden Treasure inside is hid.
Don't judge a book by its cover, unless it has a synopsis on the back.
In the classic Shel Silverstein book "The Giving Tree," what type of tree gives its fruit to a little boy?
Work on a ranch or farm
Electronic games
State the problem in words as clearly as possible.
Mars is the home of Olympus Mons, the largest known volcano in our solar system
Knock knock. Who's there? A cow. A cow who? Not a cow "who"! A cow moos. An owl says "who".
On the human body, the area of skin known as "The T-zone" is located where?
I don't even own a car.
I am full of holes yet full of water what am I?
Research
Visit Graceland
Ancient recipients of instant news probably couldn't do very much about it, for instance. Xerxes would still need three months to get his army together, and he might not get home for years.
What do you call a productive Asian? China get something done.
Approximately 40% of the U.S. paper currency in circulation was counterfeit by the end of the Civil War
I push a car and pay a fee then I push the car again and buy a house. What am I doing
Cardistry
On dress shirts,button-down,spread and tab are popular types of what?
Go whale-watching
What's stopping you?
For more than 3,000 years, Carpenter ants have been used to close wounds in India, Asia and South America
On HBO's "Entourage," movie star Vincent Chase stars in all but which of these fictional movies?
The cool part of being an entertainer is getting the opportunity to get your feet wet in all areas.
What does a rock do all day? Nothing.
Why is it that Snoop Dogg needs an umbrella?
Try to do the things that you're incapable of.
Jump into a fountain fully clothed
Art
I try not to spend too much time online, but Wi-Fight it?
Baskin Robbins plain vanilla ice cream is the number one selling flavour and accounts for a quarter of their sales
I think, in a way, I invented the term 'fight club' and that these things have always existed, but they never really had a label. Nobody had a language to apply to them. I created that language in two words and I've been paid a great deal of money for inventing two words and labeling something that has always been around.
A child starting kindergarten in September of 2010 will ordinarily graduate from high school in what year?
Sometimes it's best to ignore other people's advice.
Tapestry
Achieve a perfect week
A 1985 North Atlantic expedition led by Robert Ballard discovered the wreck of what famous ship 73 years after it sank?
What is Jackie Chan's favorite drink? Wata
Before 1928, yo-yos used to be called bandalores in the United States
I honestly don't know, but if America continues to refuse to reduce its greenhouse gas emissions, I see a bleak future not only for American society, but for the world as a whole. This is a global problem that is not going away, and the United States is an obstacle to solving it.
what are 2 coins that eqaul 30 cents and 1 is not a nickle.and its in american coins
Tether car
Eat Belgian chocolate in Belgium
Never let your Mother cut your hair.
Why do bears hate shoes so much? They like to run around in their bear feet.
In 1631, two London bible printers accidentally left the word "not" out of the seventh commandment, which then read, "Thou shalt commit adultery." This legendary book is now known as the "Wicked Bible."
I can't satisfy myself with just trying to tie all of my imagination into music, especially when music is not appreciated as an art form as much as it used to be.
Made of ten but two are we.Five apart and we are weak. Five together havoc wreak. Who am I?
Play is the true mother of invention.
Visit the Berlin Wall
A cast member of the AMC series "Hell On Wheels," rapper/actor Lonnie Lynn, Jr. is better known by what stage name?
Origami
Why did the chicken cross the road? To show the opossum it could be done.
A chicken with red earlobes will produce brown eggs, and a chicken with white earlobes will produce white eggs
A classic 1976 song by Blue Oyster Cult features the advice "Don't Fear The" what?
Life can be a lot more interesting inside your head.
I love my family very much. I wish I could see them a little more often than I do. But we understand because we're a show business family and we all work.
Recipe creation
Take a couple photo in the Tunnel of Love
Cinderella is known as Rashin Coatie in Scotland, Zezolla in Italy, and Yeh-hsien in China
What goes oh oh oh? Santa walking backwards.
People are trapped in history and history is trapped in them.
In the British royal family,which of the following is not the name of one of Prince Charles's three siblings?
If a red house is made of red bricks and a yellow house is made of yellow bricks while a blue house is made of blue bricks then what is a gree house made of.
Go flyboarding
Take time once in a while to look up at the stars for at least 5 minutes, in order to comprehend your cosmic significance.
Social studies
Respect other people's opinions, even when they differ from your own.
The Gastric Flu can cause projectile vomiting
A 2006 study of phone conversations found that which statement was meant sarcastically 23 percent of the time?
The strong man is strongest when alone.
Why do good farmers only excel when they are actually farming? Because they are out standing in their field.
People are hired to get rid of me. I'm often hiding under your bed. In time I'll always return you see. Bite me and you're surely dead. What am I?
Dye Easter eggs
Tai chi
My brother likes driving black and white F1 race cars. They call him the F1 racist.
Japan has approximately 200 volcanoes and is home to 10% of the active volcanoes in the world
In my early professional years I was asking the question: How can I treat, or cure, or change this person? Now I would phrase the question in this way: How can I provide a relationship which this person may use for his own personal growth?
Measure twice, cut once.
Frisbee
On his talk show "Maury," host Maury Povich famously says to some of his guests "you are NOT" what?
Take obnoxious couple photos
I run distances, often making many turns, yet i never move one foot. What am I ?
Chinese Crested dogs can get acne
In the Charles Dickens novel "A Christmas Carol," what is the last name of the young Tiny Tim?
What did batman say to robin before robin got in the car? get in the car
The only things worth learning are the things you learn after you know it all.
Visit Angkor Wat
It's unlucky to be superstitious.
Auto detailing
NASA was considering sending canaries into space to study them under zero gravity. The project was scrapped when someone realized that in spite of having sufficient water supplies, they could die of dehydration within a few hours. Why?
Well, I think the main message is there is more to your story. There is more than what happens between the crib and the grave, and that is what I am really trying to speak to, this idea that all of life is this life and that there is nothing more than what we see and experience right here on this earth.
Throughout the South, peanuts were known as "Monkey Nuts," and "Goober peas," before the civil war
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down.
In the children's classic "Goodnight Moon," what is the last thing that is bid "Goodnight"?
Cars are bad investments.
Make over $1000 for charity
Metalworking
Lucy had it first, Ethel had it last, Mary Lungel had it twice until she maried Peter Stupid and never had it again. What is it?
Only those who attempt the impossible can achieve the absurd.
A clarsach-a traditional Irish musical instrument-is a kind of what?
Why should you always bring 2 pair of trousers when golfing? In case you get a hole in one.
I guess I have always been deeply terrified to really be someone's wife since I know from life one cannot love another, ever, really.
Of married couples, 70% of men and 60% of women have cheated on their spouse
Save a life
cry baby You can take off all of my skin and I will not cry but YOU will Why ?
Cosplaying
What did the blue denims say to the black denims? I guess we have different genes!
Dipsomania refers to an insatiable craving for alcoholic beverages
It's very cool to be able to say that my first real film was 'Footloose' and my second film I got to star alongside Tom Cruise and Catherine Zeta-Jones.
Never pay full price for a sofa at DFS.
Tai chi
See the flamingos at Lake Bogoria
On the classic sitcom "I Love Lucy," Lucy often went on auditions using what maiden name instead of Mrs. Ricardo?
My timpani play a rhythmic song, With hammer on anvil I play along. Down my canal no ship sets course, And I have a stirrup that fits no horse. What am I?
A 1985 North Atlantic expedition led by Robert Ballard discovered the wreck of what famous ship 73 years after it sank?
The fur of the binturong, also known as the "Asian Bear Cat," smells like popcorn. The scent is believed to come from a gland located near the tail
It's hard to tell with these Internet startups if they're really interested in building companies or if they're just interested in the money. I can tell you, though: If they don't really want to build a company, they won't luck into it. That's because it's so hard that if you don't have a passion, you'll give up.
Garbage men have Hefty contracts.
You're not that important; it's what you do that counts.
Ride in a limo
Hooping
two coins add up to 15 cents, but one of them is not a nickel. what are the two coins?
Asthma affects one in fifteen children under the age of eighteen
Humanism: an exaltation of freedom, but one limited by our need to exercise it as an integral part of nature and society.
A Siri joke!: Two iPhones walk into a bar carrying a set of iPod shuffles. The bartender says: Let those iPods sing, man! He was an iSurfer on iPad mini.
There is no reason at all to believe that White Wine is any different to water when it comes to removing Red Wine stains.
Ride a Vespa in Rome
Jogging
7-Eleven stores were temporarily converted into Kwik E-marts to promote the release of what movie?
We are always there for you, we cool you down, we help you rest, only one follows you, and everyone have one of us. Once we are covered we are hidden, and till the day we are there to help you again.
Sugar Bear (the mascot for Golden Crisps cereal) was born in 1963
A 1985 North Atlantic expedition led by Robert Ballard discovered the wreck of what famous ship 73 years after it sank?
We know the past and its great events, the present in its multitudinous complications, chiefly through faith in the testimony of others.
totally original joke/first post: What do you get when you play a Frank Sinatra record at twice the speed? "Shrank Sinatra"
The best nights out are when people around you are simply having fun.
Pose outside of Buckingham Palace
Magnet fishing
Only one color, but not one size Stuck to the bottom, yet easily flies Present in sun, but not in rain Doing no harm, feeling no pain. What am I?
The fur of the binturong, also known as the "Asian Bear Cat," smells like popcorn. The scent is believed to come from a gland located near the tail
Have you seen the movie - Constipated? No? Why? Cause it hasn't come out yet!
Wars and elections are both too big and too small to matter in the long run. The daily work - that goes on, it adds up.
In the climactic prom scene of the 1976 film "Carrie," the title character is doused with the blood of what farm animal?
Win a bet at the races
Exhibition drill
Rule number 1: Try not to die. Rule number 2: Don't be a dick.
A woman went into a bank to cash an insurance refund check. By mistake the teller gave her dollars for cents and cents for dollars. She put the money in her purse but accidentally dropped a nickel on the floor. When she got home, she found that she had exactly twice the amount of the check she had cashed. She didn't have any money in her wallet before going to the bank. What was the exact amount of that check?
On the classic TV series "Welcome Back Kotter" what subject did Mr. Kotter teach?
It is estimated that by the end of 2000, there has been 142,600 tonnes of gold mined in the world
I lived in small town out in the desert and my friend used to steal his mom's car in the middle of the night. He'd drive over to my house, I'd sneak out and we'd go out to the desert and just burn things down.
Wanna hear two short jokes and a long joke? Joke joke jooooke!
Don't put off breaking up with someone when you know you want to. Prolonging the situation only makes it worse.
Attend the Australian Celtic Festival
Writing
I'm something you eat,i'm also money.You find me rapping in your couch.What am I?
Asthma affects one in fifteen children under the age of eighteen
The imagination is the spur of delights... all depends upon it, it is the mainspring of everything now, is it not by means of the imagination one knows joy? Is it not of the imagination that the sharpest pleasures arise?
What did the horse order at the bar? Chardaneiiiiiiggghhhhh
Some people would be better off if they took their own advice.
Pole dancing
Visit the Winchester Mystery House
On his past troubles,who admitted to Leno on a 2011 "Tonight Show" appearance, "I realized I was pretty much LOSING"?
A maiden's head so deathly still Cold and quiet, yet not ill Her long tresses(hair) hang toward the sky Hair that burns when it is dry Food to man and creatures lair Name both "her" and "her hair."