Designs of purely arbitrary nature cannot be expected to last long.
Some of my best leading men have been dogs and horses.
Failure comes only when we forget our ideals and objectives and principles.
I suppose leadership at one time meant muscles but today it means getting along with people.
In fact, it will be very easy to climb the building because of its shape and architecture.
Each morning when I awake, I experience again a supreme pleasure - that of being Salvador Dali.
I grew up with baseball I played in Little League and went to games with my dad. But I, as I grew up, became more of a basketball fanatic than a baseball one.
I don't believe in organized religion - I dealt with them hand in hand, and a whole bunch of Catholic priests tried to molest me. Telling me I was gay and I should go home with them and stuff.
what is between Heaven and earth?
When a book leaves your hands, it belongs to God. He may use it to save a few souls or to try a few others, but I think that for the writer to worry is to take over God's business.
In a finite world this means that the per capita share of the world's goods must steadily decrease.
They were all famous and fantastic fellows.
Someone sly sheared sleeping sheep. Talk about shear terror.
My imagination can picture no fairer happiness than to continue living for art.
I stopped loving my father a long time ago. What remained was the slavery to a pattern.
There were 5 goldfish in the same tank. 2 died how many sunk down?
I think I am done with Wikipedia for the time being. But I have a secret hope. Someone recently proposed a Wikimorgue - a bin of broken dreams where all rejects could still be read, as long as they weren't libelous or otherwise illegal.
I didn't understand that I could sing until I was like 11 or 12. My mom heard me singing around the house and she said, What are you doing? You really can sing! So then I started going to school and singing to the girls.
I am black when you buy me, I am red when you use me, then am grey when you through me away What am I?
How can a doctor judge a woman's sanity by merely bidding her good morning and refusing to hear her pleas for release? Even the sick ones know it is useless to say anything, for the answer will be that it is their imagination.
A man and his wife are driving in his car and the man has to stop and go to the bathroom. So he gets out and goes into the restroom. When he returns he finds his wife dead and there is a stranger in the car. Hint there was no one in the car before he left and there was no way in when he was gone.
It simply cannot be disputed that for decades the Palestinian leadership was more interested in there not being a Jewish state than in there being a Palestinian state.
They were saying computers deal with numbers. This was absolutely nonsense. Computers deal with arbitrary information of any kind.
There is always the danger that we may just do the work for the sake of the work. This is where the respect and the love and the devotion come in - that we do it to God, to Christ, and that's why we try to do it as beautifully as possible.
We should be proud that our Prophet came into the world with the message of Islam to change it for the better, and not for the worse, or to keep things as they are.
Go on failing. Go on. Only next time, try to fail better.
There were 2 kids playing tic-tac-toe.They played 3 games and won 3 games each with nom ties.How is this possible?
Marriage requires a special talent, like acting. Monogamy requires genius.
You have to accept whatever comes and the only important thing is that you meet it with courage and with the best that you have to give.
A wealthy man named Richard Ellis had been counting his money.When he finished, he accidentally left a $100.00 bill on his desk. But when he returned for it a short while later, it was gone. Only two other persons could have seen the bill. One was the maid; the other was the butler. The maid told him that she had hidden it for safekeeping under a green book that was on the desk. But when they looked the bill was not there. The butler said he had found the bill where the maid had left it. He had placed it inside the book, where he thought there was less chance that somebody would find it. He had written down the page numbers so that he would not forget them. The bill was between pages 35 and 36, he said. But when they looked, there was no money in the book. After Mr. Ellis had talked to the maid and the butler, he called the police. He was sure he knew who had taken the money. Who was it, and how did he know?
It takes a long time to learn that a courtroom is the last place in the world for learning the truth.
Beware of men who cry. It's true that men who cry are sensitive to and in touch with feelings, but the only feelings they tend to be sensitive to and in touch with are their own.
After being lost in the woods for hours, you find an abandoned log cabin. You go inside, you have a match, a candle and the woodstove. What do you light first.
All that I am I owe to Jesus Christ, revealed to me in His divine Book.
The drier it is the wetter it becomes
A majority, perhaps as many as 75 percent, of abortion clinics are in areas with high minority populations. Abortion apologists will say this is because they want to serve the poor. You don't serve the poor, however, by taking their money to terminate their children.
An honest God is the noblest work of man.
I've never felt like I was in the cookie business. I've always been in a feel good feeling business. My job is to sell joy. My job is to sell happiness. My job is to sell an experience.
I was lucky to have my dad in my life. As crazy as things got, I always had him to put his hand on my shoulder.
A woman went to visit her bank manager and she took her young daughter with her. The bank manager said that the woman's daughter could stay with his secretary during the meeting. When the woman and her daughter left, the secretary turned to the other secretary and said to her, "That little girl was my daughter." How could that be?
My dad was a football player - a soccer player - for Manchester United, and I loved playing football, but I also happened to be the guy in class who was pretty good at sight reading. My teacher gave me scripts, and I was very comfortable.
We won't have a society if we destroy the environment.
What's black when its clean, and white when it's dirty?
God judged it better to bring good out of evil than to suffer no evil to exist.
I think women as well as men are concerned about jobs and the economy and spending and, and other issues. They're concerned that when their kids graduate from college they have an economy and they have a future in this country and they, they have the same opportunity that we've had and our grandparents have had.
What floats on what water, but not even 1,000 men can lift it.
Hope, like faith, is nothing if it is not courageous it is nothing if it is not ridiculous.
Two girls enter an ice cream parlor. The year is 1904. They start walking toward the counter to order. The first thing they see is a man lying unconcious on the floor, with water and glass all around him.
There were times after my marriage ended where, you know, I really felt like I was at the bottom of a mountain, there was a great big, fog up there, and I'm never going to cross to the other side.