how many people are dead in the vernon cemeatery?
The worst feeling in the world is the homesickness that comes over a man occasionally when he is at home.
salty water everywhere, but not a sea in sight!
Politics is not predictions and politics is not observations. Politics is what we do. Politics is what we do, politics is what we create, by what we work for, by what we hope for and what we dare to imagine.
You're a dectective trying to solve a case. A man was shot at a shack. He had 53 bicycles around him and a table and chairs near by. Why did the man get shot?
I'm projecting somewhere between 100 million and 200 million computers on the Net by the end of December 2000, and about 300 million users by that same time.
I'm not afraid of aging.
Brothers and sisters i have none. But this man's father is my father's son. How is this possible?
i have blue eyes and brown hair.I have freckles and a best friend ashley
The tragedy of life is in what dies inside a man while he lives - the death of genuine feeling, the death of inspired response, the awareness that makes it possible to feel the pain or the glory of other men in yourself.
Steve Wozniak and Steve Jobs founded Apple Inc, which set the computing world on its ear with the Macintosh in 1984.
You're always tellin' me to go out more, Go ahead, get out and see the world, But then I think, why should I? I'd rather stay home and cry.
An old man has to cross a bridge that can only hold 180 pounds, he has to take three 20 pound packages with him everyday. If the old man weighs 120 pounds how can he get across the bridge with the 3 packages without collapsing it?
The history of our country is cruel. We have to face those issues or, should I say, we had to. Not anymore I hope, because we are going in the right direction, and we are ready to forgive, ready to move on.
To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so.
what animal is soo sexy ?
there was this man and he was on a 20m ladder he was clening a windo no a high rise bliding he slip and fell yat he did not die how is this posable
Happy is the man who has broken the chains which hurt the mind, and has given up worrying once and for all.
I love home cooking, and I'm not a great one for fast food.
what is so fragile that when you say it it breaks
When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, 'Why god? Why me?' and the thundering voice of God answered, 'There's just something about you that pisses me off.'
It takes 5 men 10 minutes to dig one hole. How long would it take 1 man to dig a half of a hole?
My shower had a bit of mildew- -but all it took was a little... scrubbing!!!
No man ever achieved worth-while success who did not, at one time or other, find himself with at least one foot hanging well over the brink of failure.
I miss England. I miss the weather. I've spent moss of the last 25 years on tour. I'm ready to come home.
I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor.
Isn't one of your first exercises in learning how to communicate to write a description of how to tie your shoelaces? The point being that it's basically impossible to use text to show that.
Why were the breakfast potatoes running around hitting each other? HashTag!
I think good art does come from a dark place.
Never lose an opportunity of seeing anything beautiful, for beauty is God's handwriting.
How many animals did Moses take on his ark?
Death be not proud, though some have called thee Mighty and dreadful, for thou art not so. For, those, whom thou think'st thou dost overthrow. Die not, poor death, nor yet canst thou kill me.
a chef had 50red beans in a pot and 50 green beans in another pot he took the beans a trew up high and thel landed back as the way he started back in the pots againg how did he do it
Anger is like those ruins which smash themselves on what they fall.
A loving heart is the beginning of all knowledge.
You are at a funeral and there is a woman that died. You see a man crying in the corner. You go up to the man and ask what connection he had to the woman. He says: "Brothers and sisters, I have none, But her father is my father's son." What connection does the man have with the woman who died?
I'm the type of woman you might say is too good. I'll massage a man's feet, have dinner cooked when he gets home. But once they leave, the door is closed, and the locks are changed.
I think when the full horror of being fifty hits you, you should stay home and have a good cry.
Big as a biscuit, deep as a cup, even a river can't fill it up. What is it?
For all the concern about bodies and weight, 'Baywatch' has three huge catering trucks on the set at all times. One for entrees, one appetizers and one for junk food.
I've tried word processors, but I think I'm too old a dog to use one.
I have a tounge that cannot tast,eyes that cannot see and a soul that never dies what am i?
I never read the life of any important person without discovering that he knew more and could do more than I could ever hope to know or do in half a dozen lifetimes.
What we think of as our sensitivity is only the higher evolution of terror in a poor dumb beast. We suffer for nothing. Our own death wish is our only real tragedy.
I always had an interest in fashion because my mom is a celebrity fashion stylist. I grew up being on set or in showrooms.
What strikes me is the fact that in our society, art has become something which is only related to objects, and not to individuals, or to life.
Theres a man and he lives in an apartment. He lives on the 13th floor. On sunny days he goes to the 7th floor and walks the rest. On a rainy day he goes stright to the 13th floor. Why?
In France, everyone speaks French 'cause they think it's cool. Gives 'em, gives 'em an excuse to smoke.
My dad? He died when I was 19, which is a bad time for your dad to die, because there's an awful lot of things you have to resolve with your parents past your teens if you've been a difficult teenager.
There would not be enough talent that's educated, developed and ready to take on the next leadership challenge, and it would cap our growth. Now we've put programs in place not to have that happen, but that could be a weakness.
I think an old style of addressing environmental problems is ebbing, but the rise of the so-called conservative, political movement in this country is not a trend towards the future but a reaction to this very broad shift that we are undergoing.
The more horrifying this world becomes, the more art becomes abstract.
what does a rich man want .what does a poor man have. what does a man fear more than death .what does a man want more than life.
Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace.
All men and women have an equal need for love. When these needs are not fulfilled it is easy to have our feelings hurt, for which we blame our partner.
Jache rides his horse into town on a Sunday, stays for only one night, and comes back on Saturday.
There's only one thing harder than living in a home with an adolescent - and that's being an adolescent. The moodiness, the volatility, the wholesale lack of impulse control, all would be close to clinical conditions if they occurred at another point in life. In adolescence, they're just part of the behavioral portfolio.
what is weightless, and colorless..but when put into a barrel the barrel weighs less. what am i?
But I fear, my lot being cast in Scotland, that beauty would not be content.
Twins were born on on the same day, same year and same time. But one was born in april one was born in march. HOW IS THIS??
I wanted to escape Small Town U.S.A. To dismiss the boundaries, to explore. My life experience came from watching movies, TV, and reading books and magazines. When your culture comes from watching TV everyday, you're bombarded with images of things that seem cool, places that seem interesting, people who have jobs and careers and opportunities.
A man walks up to a boy with many wet pennies in his had. They were standing by the fountain and the change machine. "I think you stole those pennies from the fountain, little boy," the man says. "I did not! I got them from that change machine!" insisted the boy. Why did the man not believe the boy?
It is the constant fault and inseparable evil quality of ambition, that it never looks behind it.
I would love a family. I'm at the age where the wish for a child gets stronger. But who knows.
I'm dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it.
It was a huge challenge to learn digital painting well enough so that computers don't pop into mind when one sees one.