Real popular culture is folk art - coalminers' songs and so forth.
I can be man or animal, I can be a man or a woman, I don't have a heart so i can't be killed, Tickle my feet i will not move, What Am I?
Training is such a vital part of preparation for a game, you really do train to play. It tops up your ability, like sharpening a carving knife. You can get away with not doing it for a while, as long as you have reached a certain standard of fitness.
there are a field of cows in the zoo. the keeper says the dominant male is in the corner. how do you know this is a lie?
My mom was on welfare and the occasional food stamp, but I have never participated in any of those governmental programs, even the ones that kind of work like education, scholarships and whatever, and I managed to do just fine.
Those who seek happiness miss it, and those who discuss it, lack it.
I always just wanted to be funny. I never really planned to be scary.
what has no name has no life has no anything?
People can inhabit anything. And they can be miserable in anything and ecstatic in anything. More and more I think that architecture has nothing to do with it. Of course, that's both liberating and alarming.
Angry and Hungry are two words ending in 'gry" There are three words, (Using popular terminology) in the English Language , that end in "GRY". . What is the third word? The word is something that everyone uses every day. If you have listened carefully, I have already told you what it is.
when you put your foot in its warm when you put your foot its cold what is the object?
I spent a lot of time on farms when I was young. My uncle and my dad owned a big farm.
Because wherever I am today, I still owe it to God and I owe it to two men - the Honorable Elijah Muhammad and Malcolm X and of course, two very special women, my mother and my wife.
My mother's love has always been a sustaining force for our family, and one of my greatest joys is seeing her integrity, her compassion, her intelligence reflected in my daughters.
It is my fervent hope and prayer that by exposing my mistakes and by pointing out the things that were a part of my early life, some who might be following the same paths might not make those same mistakes.
A father and a son were in a car crash. An ambulance took the father to a hospital four miles away and the son was taken to a different hospital that was fifty miles away from the crash. When the son was taken into surgery, the surgan said "I can't opperate on this patent, he's my son." How can this be?
I think essentially the meaning of life is probably the journey and not really any one thing or an outcome or a result. I think it's kinda the process and I think that if you can find happiness in the process then maybe that's it.
2 mountains between them 1 thin road?
Courage is rightly esteemed the first of human qualities - because it is the quality which guarantees all others.
What do you call a flat car?
The heart never grows better by age I fear rather worse, always harder. A young liar will be an old one, and a young knave will only be a greater knave as he grows older.
there are two fat guys,how can you fit each fat guy under an umbrella without them getting wet?
Spirit borrows from matter the perceptions on which it feeds and restores them to matter in the form of movements which it has stamped with its own freedom.
Jim's mother has three childern. The first is named April,and the second is named May .What is the third child's name.
I am at that age when you panic at the slightest thing.
It's not the destination that matters. It's the change of scene.
Jack and Jill are best friends. They live together in the same house, and they see each other every day. One day Jill goes out to the nearby store. When she comes back, she finds the window's shutters open, a bowel on the ground, water spilt, and Jack dead. What happened?
In daytime they're together, at night time they scatter
Go on a ghost tour
Henry was out walking one day. He met his father-in-law's only daughter's mother-in-law. What did Henry call her?
As the first Hispanic female governor in history, little girls often come up to me in the grocery store or the mall. They look and point, and when they get the courage, they ask 'Are you Susana?' and they run up and give me a hug.
There are 20 people in an empty, square room. Each person has full sight of the entire room and everyone in it without turning his head or body, or moving in any way (other than the eyes). Where can you place an apple so that all but one person can see it?
The idea that men are created free and equal is both true and misleading: men are created different they lose their social freedom and their individual autonomy in seeking to become like each other.
I don't want to argue with my wife about her car - or my driving.
I have shared my whole life. My private and my show business life. It helps me actually to feel my songs and to go on with my dreams.
Did you hear about the French chef who committed suicide? He lost the huile d'olive
I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar, but I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar.
Movies these days have made killers into funny people. What's that all about? I've got kids and family and friends, and I don't like bad things. I don't think they're funny, and it's irresponsible to make movies that don't show you how that's not good.
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You know, my mother's beautiful, my dad was a really handsome man, and there was a lot of talk about looks when I was growing up.
I've never really been very good at marriage. It's one of my failures. I've tried my best, but I do realise the common denominator is me it's something I'm doing.
What Is More Powerful Than God, More Evil Than The Devil, Dead People Eat It, And If Live People Eat It They Die Slowly
It is remarkable that jealousy of individual property in land often goes along with very exaggerated doctrines of tribal or national property in land.
what did the mother bee say to the baby bee?
It has always seemed strange to me... the things we admire in men, kindness and generosity, openness, honesty, understanding and feeling, are the concomitants of failure in our system. And those traits we detest, sharpness, greed, acquisitiveness, meanness, egotism and self-interest, are the traits of success. And while men admire the quality of the first they love the produce of the second.
Hands she has but does not hold, teeth she has but does not bite, feet she has but they are cold, eyes she has but without sight. Who is she?
A prisoner is told "If you tell a lie we will hang you; if you tell the truth we will shoot you." What can he say to save himself?
how does a snail get across the street hint: take the 'f' out of free and the 'f' out of way
Most men are very attached to the idea of being male, and usually experience a lot of fear and insecurity around the idea of being a man. Most women are very identified with their gender, and also experience a tremendous amount of fear and insecurity.
If I have my health I can carry on. There will be a point when I do quit but I have absolutely no idea when that is.
Ripped from my mother's womb, Beaten and burned, I become a blood-thirsty slayer What am I?
But I don't think that it's a form of family that I would be comfortable in. I've found a way to this character and this family, but I still believe that a marriage is between two people and not seven or three.
Actually, music gave me the support when I needed it. I would never have gone to college unless I'd gotten a piano scholarship. And now I'm so glad I got to learn to play the cello, which is a different experience, you're flexing a different muscle, but it's beautiful because it is music.
which weighs more,a ton of feathers or a ton of bricks
It would be great to be able to pass on to someone all of the successes, the failures, and the knowledge that one has had. To help someone, avoid all the fire, pain and anxiety would be wonderful.
3 words mean the same.trapdoor,water,wolf.
I've also long since realized that the way to really engage children is to give out prizes it's amazing how it concentrates their minds.
There is a one story blue house. inside the house there is a television..4 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms, a couch, no basement, no attic, and a pool in the back. how many stairs are in the house?
A lot of people, because of my contempt for the false consolations of religion, think of me as a symbolic public opponent of that in extremis. And sometimes that makes me feel a bit alarmed, to be the repository of other people's hope.
What's the difference between a jeweler and a jailer?
What is it that is deaf, dumb and blind and always tells the truth?
There is 6 children who come from totally different families but have the same mother and father. How is this true?
The tree of knowledge is not the tree of life! And yet can we cast out of our spirits all the good or evil poured into them by so many learned generations? Ignorance cannot be learned.
A girl is twice as old as her brother and half as old as her father. In 22 years, her brother will be half as old as his father. How old is the daughter now?
If you do this once it is good, but if you do it twice it is a bad thing?
Some of the worst mistakes of my life have been haircuts.