Saturday, March 28th, 2026

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What kind of man usually wears makeup, has long hair, and wears high heels?

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The concept of two people living together for 25 years without a serious dispute suggests a lack of spirit only to be admired in sheep.

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The power of imagination makes us infinite.

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There are a number of things wrong with Washington. One of them is that everyone is too far from home.

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One travels more usefully when alone, because he reflects more.

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What do you call a tv show and a child

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I think in my case, I had no choice but to have a good sense of humor. I grew up with my dad, Danny Thomas, and George Burns and Bob Hope and Milton Berle and Sid Caesar and all those guys were at our house all the time and telling jokes and making each other laugh.

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Success is being nothing but a quote.

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A horse is tied to a 15 foot rope and there is a bail of hay 25 feet away from him. Yet the horse is able to eat from the bail of hay. How is this possible?

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You can construct the character of a man and his age not only from what he does and says, but from what he fails to say and do.

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Taking it in its wider and generic application, I understand faith to be the supplement of sense or, to change the phrase, all knowledge which comes not to us through our senses we gain by faith in others.

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Ultimately, all human activities have as their goal the realization of happiness. Why, then, have we ended up producing the opposite result? Could the underlying cause be our failure to correctly understand the true nature of happiness?

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I've been saying for a couple of years now that people need to let God out of the Sunday morning box, that He doesn't want to just be with you for an hour or two on Sunday morning and then put back in His box to sit there until you have an emergency, but He wants to invade your Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday.

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In Noahs ark, How many animals did Moses take with him Befor he went to Noahs Ark?

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We are a nation in which freedom is alive in the squares and streets, in the daily work of the communications media, in the open relationship between the governing and the governed.

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The purpose of the Jewish state is to secure the Jewish future. That is why Israel must always have the ability to defend itself, against any threat.

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Time and time again, history has proved that the conservatives are right and the liberals are wrong.

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Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory.

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If you don't want to work you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work.

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We don't communicate in full sentences anyway. We don't need all those words.

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A man walks into a store and buys something expensive. He walks out and hands the object to sombody random and they give it back. What is the object?

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What goes up and never comes back down?

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Some men never feel small, but these are the few men who are.

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Perhaps the prevalence of pedantry may be largely accounted for by the common error of thinking that, because useful knowledge should be remembered, any kind of knowledge that is at all worth learning should be remembered too.

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The priest in my hometown told us that on a particular day he would walk on water for 30 minutes. The lake was not dry and we all observed the priest actually walking on water. How?

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I sit down at my desk pretty early in the morning and write all day until about 4 or 5 p.m.

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A father and a son went on a car trip they got in a serious car wreck. the fater died and the son was seriously hurt they rushed him to the hospitle and they called for a surgen quick a surgen came and said i cant operate on this boy hes my son.how is that

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Let me be absolutely clear. Israel is a strong friend of Israel's. It will be a strong friend of Israel's under a McCain administration. It will be a strong friend of Israel's under an Obama administration. So that policy is not going to change.

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Ambition often puts men upon doing the meanest offices: so climbing is performed in the same posture with creeping.

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Hide and seek is your game, I watch you play behind me hiding from thoughs who seek you, knowing that pretty soon you will change day by day and won't need me anymore.What am I?

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You know what I like to do on a Sunday morning? Clean my house. I really enjoy it it's my ritual. I require tidiness, actually. I have to have everything spotless before I can relax.

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Mistakes are always forgivable, if one has the courage to admit them.

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Now my dad is with me, traveling with me and a big part of this whole thing is I like to mix it up a little bit, you know. Who gets to take their father on a private jet across the country and stay in first class hotels? So we're enjoying it, but I'd stop if it's not possible.

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What we actually learn, from any given set of circumstances, determines whether we become increasingly powerless or more powerful.

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You must not fear death, my lads defy him, and you drive him into the enemy's ranks.

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Every American deserves to live in freedom, to have his or her privacy respected and a chance to go as far as their ability and effort will take them - regardless of race, gender, ethnicity or economic circumstances.

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Freedom of opinion can only exist when the government thinks itself secure.

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I am certainly not an authority on love because there are no authorities on love, just those who've had luck with it and those who haven't.

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If we did not look to marriage as the principal source of happiness, fewer marriages would end in tears.

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What do you destroy when speak its name?

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Friendship is the shadow of the evening, which increases with the setting sun of life.

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Notwithstanding these setbacks, the dream of a beautiful American orchestra goes on, and I share Dr. King's faith that each year we move inexorably closer to a magnificent opening night.

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That is what I'm looking forward to the most, practical learning. I want to be a registered nurse so getting to talk to people who already work in those jobs can really teach me what to expect when I get out in the real world.

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A grandfather clock chimes the appropriate number of times to indicate the hour, as well as chiming once at each quarter hour. If you were in another room and heard the clock chime just once, what would be the longest period of time you would have to wait in order to be certain of the correct time?

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My dad was an entrepreneurial businessman, and maybe I got some of his ability.