this thing is useless to some other things like a wheel.and it is parralel 2.
He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.
What does a thesaurus eat for breakfast? A synonym roll.
I most sincerely wish that the world in which we live be free from the threat of a nuclear holocaust and from the ruinous arms race. It is my cherished desire that peace be not separated from freedom which is the right of every nation. This I desire and for this I pray.
An excellent man he has no enemies and none of his friends like him.
**Joe:** Did you hear about the great yarn race? **Jane:** No. Who won? **Joe:** Well, they had to weave their selves through the obstacles and in the end, it was a tie.
I would bend over backward to be back on Grey's. Any day, I'll choose lying in bed with Katherine Heigl looking over me over getting thrown against walls by supernatural persons at 5 in the morning.
On my way to St.Ives, I met a man with 7 wives, Each wife had 7 sacks, Each sack had 7 cats, Each cat had 7 kittens, Kits, Cats, Sacks, Wives, How many were going to St.Ives?
I am thin, I am silver, I can bend the unbendable, Yet I cannot bend myself. Many fear me, Yet many rely on me. What am I?
A major advantage of age is learning to accept people without passing judgment.
A man was born in 1923 but is only 22 years old and his birthday already passed this year. How is that possible that he is only 22 years old?
what can you catch and not throw
In a very weak economy, when you say 'cut government spending,' what you mean is you're laying off school teachers and you're de-funding various programs that put money into the economy. This means you have more unemployed people that then draw unemployment benefits and don't pay taxes.
What was Carl Sagan's favorite drink? Cosmos.
I think that sense of humor is important in marriage. A sense of humor gets people through marriage.
There was a tornado. The power went out and the man went to his basement to take cover. As he was carrying the candles down the old, wooden stairs, he tripped and the candles dropped on the stairs. Why didn't the stairs catch fire?
Dream small dreams. If you make them too big, you get overwhelmed and you don't do anything. If you make small goals and accomplish them, it gives you the confidence to go on to higher goals.
So a guy walks into a bar, sits down and the bar and starts talking to the bartender. he tells the bartender what was wrong with him. then he said, "man, i really need a glass of water." the bartender pulls out a real, loaded gun, and flips the safety switch. "oh my gosh!" the man yells, then says, "thanks you so much!" and walks out of the bar. what was wrong with him? hint: he asked for water, but he wasnt's thirsty.
King Louis Philippe once said to me that he attributed the great success of the British nation in political life to their talking politics after dinner.
It's a funny thing about life if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.
What are the colors on the american flag?
As much as I transferred my mother to Elizabeth Shore of The Black Dahlia, as much as her dad mutated into an obsession with crime in general, well, I have thought about other things throughout the years.
a man is going for a holiday. so before he leaves he does a quick tidy up waters his garden, packs some cloths, turned out all the lights, gets in the car and drives off doing these actions causes the drowning of 7 people and wet another 11. why/how?
My plumber finally quit on me... He couldn't take any more of my crap.
I run around your yard with out moving! What am I?
Don't matter how much money you got, there's only two kinds of people: there's saved people and there's lost people.
Patience is the art of concealing your impatience.
I'm sad to report that in the past few years, ever since uncertainty became our insistent 21st century companion, leadership has taken a great leap backwards to the familiar territory of command and control.
What is it that you bump and get a tingling feeling from?
Nothing gives a fearful man more courage than another's fear.
What animal is small, hops, and is kept in a mother's pouch??
Visit the Sheikh Zayed Grand Mosque
The more people explore the world, the more they realize in every country there's a different aesthetic. Beauty really is in the eye of the beholder.
I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.
We are little creatures; all of us have different features. One of us in glass is set; one of us you'll find in jet. Another you may see in tin, and the fourth is boxed within . If the fifth you should pursue, it can never fly from you. What are we?
He makes me laugh, Mick! He tended to turn up when we were having lunch and entertain us all. He bought an Enigma machine! I've never worked with a producer who was more famous than everyone put together.
Crafts make us feel rooted, give us a sense of belonging and connect us with our history. Our ancestors used to create these crafts out of necessity, and now we do them for fun, to make money and to express ourselves.
In marriage there are no manners to keep up, and beneath the wildest accusations no real criticism. Each is familiar with that ancient child in the other who may erupt again. We are not ridiculous to ourselves. We are ageless. That is the luxury of the wedding ring.
At one end I make Mistakes And i make them go away on the other Sometimes i help by jotting things down Sometimes as colorful as another What am I?
When I used to do musical theatre, my dad refused to come backstage. He never wanted to see the props up close or the sets up close. He didn't want to see the magic.
Who among us has never looked up into the heavens on a starlit night, lost in wonder at the vastness of space and the beauty of the stars?
There was a man who has been in prison for 20 year. In these past 20 years he has never had a visitor. One day, after his 20th year in prison, a man came to see him. The guard was very surprised and curious of the vistor, after all these 20 years no one ever came to see him. So the guard goes to the prisoner and asks him, who is this man that came to see you? The prisoner replies: "Brothers and sisters,I have none. That man's father is my father's son." Who is the visitor to the prisoner?
I find writing very difficult. It's hard and it hurts sometimes, and it's scary because of the fear of failure and the very unpleasant feeling that you may have reached the limit of your abilities.
What advantage(s) does black coloured hairs has?
My attitude is always one of sensuality, aggressive enthusiasm and a kind of outrageousness in my expression.
How do dogs stop a VCR?
In some movies you feel like you're a very small part of a huge machine. Whereas in the theater you can have a very small part, but you can still feel the weight and the gravity of it. Given the nature of theater, it's a more concentrated and quiet experience.
jessy is six years old but how could it be that hes seven now?
I hope someday we will be able to proclaim that we have banished hunger in the United States, and that we've been able to bring nutrition and health to the whole world.
Anxiety is the dizziness of freedom.
some thing was made by a carpenter then the carpenter sold it and the buyer bought it and gave it to the user the user never even saw it. What is the object? Clue- the object is made of wood
The monsters of our childhood do not fade away, neither are they ever wholly monstrous. But neither, in my experience, do we ever reach a plane of detachment regarding our parents, however wise and old we may become. To pretend otherwise is to cheat.
What is fish that can't swim in oil?
I'm proof against that word failure. I've seen behind it. The only failure a man ought to fear is failure of cleaving to the purpose he sees to be best.
I have found that there are three kinds of people; Those who can count and those who can't.
A butcher is five feet tall, eleven inchese. What does he weigh?
The abortion license has not brought freedom and security to women. Rather, it has ushered in a new era of irresponsibility toward women and children, one that now begins before birth.
I am a perfectionist but I know how to live life. When I'm working, it's 100%. When I'm with my friends, I put everything away and enjoy life. When I come home to my kids, it's pure joy and everything's worth it. Every time, I really focus 100 percent on one thing. I've learned how to juggle my life and I feel like now I have the perfect balance.
WHAT ARE THE SCHOOL BULLY'S FAVOURITE COLOURS?
Mary's mom has four identicle children which were all born within 7-8 o-clock on a leap year, each one fifteen minutes apart. She names the first one North, the second East, and the third South. What was the name of the fourth child?
We need comprehensive reform that will make America the best place in the world to invest and do business.
Our intelligence community needs better coordination of operations and exchange of information, and that's why we need an overall director of national intelligence and a national counterterrorism center.
When i was going to St Ives I met a man with seven wives. Each wife had seven sacks, Each sack had seven cats, Each cat had seven kits. Kits, cats, sacks, wives. How many were going to St Ives?
The best activities for your health are pumping and humping.
I now bid farewell to the country of my birth - of my passions - of my death a country whose misfortunes have invoked my sympathies - whose factions I sought to quell - whose intelligence I prompted to a lofty aim - whose freedom has been my fatal dream.
I find hanging around in coffee shops A great way to espresso yourself
All my good movies, nobody sees.
My dad had a movie theater so I was there every night.
If your album sells, that's cool, more people find out about you, more people get turned on to what we're really about-which is a live rock and roll band.
I AM BUSHY HEADED YET I HAVE NO HAIR, I HAVE NO EYES BUT HAVE SEEN MANY A YEAR; MOISTURE CANNOT PENETRATE MY FLAKY SKIN BUT IT'S REALY GOOD AT KEEPING IT IN. WHAT AM I?
Some of the best ideas I get seem to happen when I'm doing mindless manual labor or exercise. I'm not sure how that happens, but it leaves me free for remarkable ideas to occur.
I will make action movies, I think, for a few more years, another five years.
What appears once in a minute, and twice in a millimeter?
Since fame is an illusion and death is in our future all we have is the next moment before we are swallowed into oblivion.
Learning what you don't want to do is pretty valuable, it may be as valuable as figuring out what it is you do want to do.
Can you complete this sentence using words which are anagrams of each other? "At the school recently, only the ___ students could solve the ___ equation."
What goes HA HA clunk HA HA clunk?
A silent man is easily reputed wise. A man who suffers none to see him in the common jostle and undress of life, easily gathers round him a mysterious veil of unknown sanctity, and men honor him for a saint. The unknown is always wonderful.
I have a theory that the best ads come from personal experience. Some of the good ones I have done have really come out of the real experience of my life, and somehow this has come over as true and valid and persuasive.
One morning a man is leaving on business trip and finds he left some paperwork at his office. He runs into his office to get it and the night watchman stops him and says, "Sir, don't get on the plane. I had a dream last night that the plane would crash and everyone would die!" The man takes his word and cancels his trip. Sure enough, the plane crashes and everyone dies. The next morning the man gives the watchman a $1,000 reward for saving his life and then fires him. Why did he fire the watchman that saved his life?
Every American has a right to affordable, high-quality health care.
I pass before the sun, yet make no shadow. What am I?
My first care the following morning was, to devise some means of discovering the man in the grey cloak.
There's a man at home with a mask on waiting for someone to steal. Who is that man with a mask on?