There are three men traveling and they stop at a hotel. They go to the clerk and he charges them $30 for one room. Each man pays $10. A bellhop comes to help them with their bags and all the way up to the room he drops their luggage. So they didn't give him a tip! The bell hop goes to the clerk upset about not receiving a tip and the clerk says "Don't worry about it, I over charged them for the room. The room is realy $25." So, the clerk gave the bellhop $5 to give back to the overcharged men. The bellhop went upstairs and gave each man a dollar back. The bellhop kept $2 for himself. Where's the extra dollar?
Women's health is one of WHO's highest priorities.
There have been some medical schools in which somewhere along the assembly line, a faculty member has informed the students, not so much by what he said but by what he did, that there is an intimate relation between curing and caring.
Three that cannot meet
I would like to prove that on TV, everyday lives can be as compelling as the life-styles of the rich and famous. Especially lives that we catch at extraordinary moments.
What is a sea dragons favorite meal?
Doing things like playing music, something that's so natural and basic to human function, running around in nature, eating delicious food. These things are intrinsic in basic, primordial to human beings, so that's sort of a way to return to a blank canvas, allowing my true personality to return.
I will scare your animals, and steal the dark. I come and go making my mark. I am hot to the touch, but men say i am cool. I cannot be harnessed, i am no man's tool. What am I?
Attend a NASCAR event at Talladega
When did we begin to lose faith in our ability to effect change?
why do tigers eat raw meat?
Nothing is so contagious as example and we never do any great good or evil which does not produce its like.
I carry groceries home on the tank of my motorcycle.
Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy, but it's very funny - Did you ever try buying then without money?
a man was going camping with his camel. they were suppose to be back on next tuesday. and they were back but not the next tuesday the tuesday they were suppose to go on there trip. how could that be?
I never wanted to be the most famous, the most beautiful, the most extravagant.
You have three stoves: a gas stove, a wood stove, and a coal stove, but only one match. Which should you light first?
What do you go in through one hole, come out through three holes, when you're inside it you're about to go outside, and when you're outside you're still in it?
School is practice for future life, practice makes perfect and nobody's perfect, so why practice?
When I was younger, my family would go camping and fishing on our ranches. My dad loves being around all kinds of animals. He's the one who got me to be a really big animal lover.
How do you get from here to Egypt in five minutes?
Just keep learning from the role and not just go for the money.
When it is cold you can see me but when it is warm I vanish. What am I?
What's missing is leadership in the White House. And the story that Barack Obama does tell, forever shifting blame to the last administration, is getting old. The man assumed office almost four years ago - isn't it about time he assumed responsibility?
THIS GUY HAS A TICKET FOR A MOVIE. HE GIVES THE TICKET TO HIS GIRLFRIEND, SHE RIPS IT. WHY?
As a precocious teen I dreamed of being Graham Greene. Well, as it turned out, I never wrote a great novel, sadly, and I never converted to Catholicism, happily, but I did do one thing he did. That is, in middle age I moved to a seaside town and got into a right barney with the local powers-that-be.
What has jerry curlz, is overweight, has thunder thighs and likes to rub chicken patties all over his salty nips?
I hope to make movies that are so small they don't need to make anything to be profitable.
What garlic is to food, insanity is to art.
I'm pleasing to the eye A tool for many absent of mind A tapestry of fickle lies Blind to even the most pensive spies I'm often the breeder of fervent lust But I am by far one you shouldn't trust. What am I?
I live in a hot, dry, rock islands of Indonesia. I eat carrion and live snakes, deer, goats and birds. I am 3m long and weighs up to 136kg. What am I?
I prefer ordinary girls - you know, college students, waitresses, that sort of thing. Most of the girls I go out with are just good friends. Just because I go out to the cinema with a girl, it doesn't mean we are dating.
I hit the ground running, without a lot of training, so I had to do whatever I could do to survive as a professional, and if that meant being that character 24/7 and acting out, I was going to do that. I lived those characters, I brought them home with me.
I'd like to introduce someone who has just come into my life. I've admired him for 35 years. He's someone who represents integrity, honesty, art, and on top of that stuff I'm actually sleeping with him.
So theres a henway and ....... wait what's a henway?
In the NBA, how many men are on the basketball court for each team.
The greatest advances of civilization, whether in architecture or painting, in science and literature, in industry or agriculture, have never come from centralized government.
mary is decorating. she paints the floor yellow, the walls red and the ceiling blue. what colour has she painted the stairs?
Dad was a very gentle, sweet man.
What's the next number in the sequence? 1 4 27 256 3125 ____
Football is a simple game. Twenty-two men chase a ball for 90 minutes and at the end, the Germans always win.
Why is it always hot at the end of a soccer game?
Your in a house and you don't have any electisity. you only have a match, a lamp and a fire. which one would you light first?
But I think Steve's main contribution besides just the pure leadership is his passion for excellence. He's a perfectionist. Good enough isn't good enough. And also his creative spirit. You know he really, really wants to do something great.
A headless man had a letter to write; It was read by a man who had lost his sight. The dumb repeated it word for word; And deaf was he who listened and heard. Solve this riddle.
Culinary tradition is not always based on fact. Sometimes it's based on history, on habits that come out of a time when kitchens were fueled by charcoal.
The man who needs me doesn't want me. the man who makes me dosen't need me, and the man who has me dosen't know he has me.what am i
When one has the feeling of dislike for evil, when one feels tranquil, one finds pleasure in listening to good teachings when one has these feelings and appreciates them, one is free of fear.
what has 4 legs in the morning, two at noon, and 3 in the evening?
I'm coming out with a wine... I'm actually a restaurateur. I have Famous Famiglia Pizzeria that has opened up in the Sacramento airport. I'm also working with my business partner on opening up the Linnethia Lounge.
a man wants to get into a club.. but he needs a password to get in he decides to stay behind and watch as others get in the first man comes to the door and the bouncer says ' twelve ' .. and the man says ' 6 '.. he gets in.. the second man comes in and the bouncer says .. ' six ' and the man says ' 3 ' .. so he lets him in .. so now the guy is like 'ok -this seems easy enough' so he goes up to the bouncer- and the bouncer says ' eight ' and the man says '4'.. and the bouncer kicks him out.. what should the man have said?
The bigining of every year, the middle of forever and the end of time and space. what am I?
I grew up not liking my father very much. I never saw him cry. But he must have. Everybody cries.
Who killed one-fourth of mankind?
If I agree to dispose of any part of our land to the white people I would feel guilty of taking food away from our children's mouths, and I do not wish to be that mean.
You don't go to the movies to do historical research, unless it's historical research about the movies.
what's invisable,something discoverd and never been touch by human hands?
But if people want to swim in the Thames, if they want to take their lives into their own hands, then they should be able to do so with all the freedom and exhilaration of our woad-painted ancestors.
No, I am not a homosexual. If I were a homosexual, I would hope I would have the courage to say so. What's cruel is that you are forcing me to say I am not a homosexual. This means you are putting homosexuals down. I don't want to do that.
The process of learning requires not only hearing and applying but also forgetting and then remembering again.
With Jackson there was quiet solitude. Just to sit and look at the landscape. An inner quietness. After dinner, to sit on the back porch and look at the light. No need for talking. For any kind of communication.
I've now been in this country for thirteen years, since I was seventeen. So this is my second home.
All of these questions have the same answer, what is the answer? 1. I am more powerful than god 2. I am more evil than the devil 3. Rich people need me 4. Poor people have me. What am I?
For centuries the death penalty, often accompanied by barbarous refinements, has been trying to hold crime in check yet crime persists. Why? Because the instincts that are warring in man are not, as the law claims, constant forces in a state of equilibrium.
A Man rides into town on friday stays for 2 days then leaves on friday how is this possible?
Three men walk into a store with 10$ each They find a radio for 30$ and decide to put there money together and buy the radio As they walk out the door the cashier realizes that the radio is on sale for 25$ He runs over and gives the 5$ back but realizes he can't because there are 5$ and 3 men So he gives each man 1$ and pockets the other 2$ So each man paid 9$ which totals 27$ And the cashier pocketed 2$ which totals 29$ What happened to the last dollar?
Education's purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one.
what has legs but cannot walk ?
Part of treatment for drugs and alcohol is you abstain from these, but with eating disorders you can't abstain from food so the treatment is longer than drugs and alcohol.
schwarzenegger has a big one, michael j. fox has a small one, madonna doesn't have one, the pope doesn't use his, and clinton uses his all the time. what is it?
I always think I am one of the millions and millions of people that struggles with an addiction to food. I don't know how to relax, that's my problem.
I say everything I hear to others around. I'm not an animal, nor part of the human race. I will, immediately, repeat after you; But only if my tail is in place. What am I?
Fear is not in the habit of speaking truth when perfect sincerity is expected, perfect freedom must be allowed nor has anyone who is apt to be angry when he hears the truth any cause to wonder that he does not hear it.