Sunday, August 10th, 2025

fact

Men in their early twenties shave an average of four times a week

quote

It seems to me that trying to live without friends is like milking a bear to get cream for your morning coffee. It is a whole lot of trouble, and then not worth much after you get it.

joke

Two atoms walk into a bar... One says, "Oh no, I've lost an electron." The other asks, "Are you sure?" "Yeah, I'm positive!"

Trivia

A clarsach-a traditional Irish musical instrument-is a kind of what?

Bucket List

See the Mayan ruins on the Yucatan Peninsula

advice

If you can't do anything about it, there's no point in worrying about it.

hobby

Dance

Riddle

A lady has seven kids...half of them are boys...how is this possible?

fact

China has more English speakers than the United States

joke

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a door. And a staircase. I don't think hes alright now.

Trivia

In the business abbreviation "R & D," the "R" stands for what?

quote

I am shocked by the easy attitude of many in the media towards disclosing our Nation's secrets.

advice

Pedantry is fine, unless you're on the receiving end. And not a pedant.

Bucket List

Achieve a perfect week

hobby

Skipping rope

Riddle

Lives without a body, hears without ears, speaks without a mouth, to which the air alone gives birth.

fact

Percentage of American men who say they would marry the same woman if they had it to do all over again: 80%

joke

Why was Pavlov's hair so soft? He conditioned it.

Trivia

A 2011 New York Times obituary for the late Peter Falk discussed the actor's 30-plus year gig as what TV character?

quote

In our tabulation of psychoanalytic results, we have classed those who stopped treatment together with those not improved. This appears to be reasonable a patient who fails to finish his treatment, and is not improved, is surely a therapeutic failure.

advice

Good things come to those who wait.

Bucket List

Attend the Full Moon Party in Thailand

hobby

Gaming

Riddle

A sheik announced that a race would decide which of his two sons would inherit all his wealth. The sons were to ride their camels to a certain distant city. The son whose camel reached the city last would be given all the sheik's wealth. The two sons set out on the journey. After severals days of aimless wandering, they met and agreed to seek the advice of a wiseman. After listening to the wiseman's advice, the two sons rode the camels as quickly as possible to the designated city. What was it that the wiseman told the two sons? They did not agree to split the wealth, and their father's decree would be followed.

joke

What fruit do Romeo and Juliet eat? Cantelope

quote

I'm too lazy and I like food and I like my free time too much to spend it working out!

fact

Cinderella is known as Rashin Coatie in Scotland, Zezolla in Italy, and Yeh-hsien in China

advice

For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong.

Bucket List

Stay at an all inclusive resort in Mexico

hobby

Astrology

Trivia

In the classic Rocky and Bullwinkle cartoons,Rocky is what type of animal?

Riddle

Imagine you are standing in the middle of a room and there are four man eating wolves surrounding you. this room is 300 storys high, and the only escape route is a window. How do you get out without dieing?

fact

Asthma affects one in fifteen children under the age of eighteen

quote

Presumption should never make us neglect that which appears easy to us, nor despair make us lose courage at the sight of difficulties.

joke

What do you call a fish who works for the government? An Official.

Bucket List

Visit Dubai

hobby

Automobilism

Riddle

Three old ladies are at their first baseball game. They are drinking a bottle of Jack Daniels and it is almost gone. Based on that information, what inning is it, and how many are on base?

advice

Everything in moderation, including moderation itself.

Trivia

In the Bahamas, Oct 12th is Discovery Day, marking the arrival of what European explorer?

fact

In 1810, Peter Durand invented the tin can for preserving food

Trivia

In the classic book "The Swiss Family Robinson," the Robinsons build a makeshift house where?

joke

Why don't blind people skydive? Because it scares their dogs too much!

quote

... high salaries equals happiness equals project success.

advice

Today, do not use the words "Kind of", "Sort of" or "Maybe". It either is or it isn't.

hobby

Snowboarding

Bucket List

Kiss somebody under mistletoe

Riddle

test

quote

I'm not a prophet I can only use historical reality to come to a view of the future, and my view is that Africa will return to being African and not European. The advent of colonialism was foreign to the country itself, but it will return to what it was before the Europeans arrived.

fact

The Great Pyramids used to be as white as snow because they were encased in a bright limestone that has worn off over the years

joke

everybody gets their 15 minutes of fame - so here's my first original joke! why is it impossible to surprise a snowman? .. he has ice in the back of his head

Trivia

A child starting kindergarten in September of 2010 will ordinarily graduate from high school in what year?

advice

Enjoy a little nonsense now and then.

hobby

Gold prospecting

Bucket List

Eat kimchi in Korea

Riddle

A man lives on the 45th floor of an apartment building. On rainy days, he takes the elevator to and from his apartment, but on sunny days, he will take the elevator from his apartment to the lobby but walks up the 45 flights of stairs when he returns home. Why doesn't he just take the elevator all the time?

joke

My brother likes driving black and white F1 race cars. They call him the F1 racist.

quote

Forgiveness is the answer to the child's dream of a miracle by which what is broken is made whole again, what is soiled is made clean again.

fact

The longest distance a deepwater lobster has been recorded to travel is 225 miles

Trivia

In the Charles Dickens novel "A Christmas Carol," what is the last name of the young Tiny Tim?

advice

Do not compare yourself with others.

Bucket List

Visit Port Arthur

hobby

Kung fu

joke

I hate people who talk about me behind my back... They discussed me.

fact

In 1894 the first big Coke sign was found on the side of a building located in Cartersville, Georgia, and still exists today

quote

We must always remember that America is a great nation today not because of what government did for people but because of what people did for themselves and for one another.

Trivia

In the classic tearjerker "Beaches," two girls begin their lifelong friendship on a beach in what U.S. state?

Bucket List

Attend a Sci-Fi or Comic Convention

hobby

Baseball

Riddle

There is a one floor house.Everything is pink. The couch is pick,the carpet is pink,the walls are pink,the table is pink.Everything is pink. So what color are the stairs?

advice

Winter is coming.

joke

This mallard waddled into a bar... Should've ducked.

quote

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace.

fact

Colgate faced a big obstacle marketing toothpaste in Spanish speaking countries. Colgate translates into the command "go hang yourself."

Trivia

A 1952 episode of "I Love Lucy was titled "Lucy Is Enceinte" because what English word was censored?

advice

Try making a list.

hobby

Fitness

Bucket List

Explore Pompeii

Riddle

You have a barrel full of water that weighs 30 pounds.What do you add to it to make it weigh 20 pounds?

fact

Scallops have approximately 100 eyes around the edge of its shell

Trivia

In the classic version of Monopoly,the two "utility companies" are Water Works and the what?

quote

Proportions are what makes the old Greek temples classic in their beauty. They are like huge blocks, from which the air has been literally hewn out between the columns.

joke

Why did the redditor go to /r/zelda? To boost his link karma!

Bucket List

Work behind a bar

advice

Don't feed Mogwais after midnight.

hobby

Skiing

Riddle

In 1990, a person is 15 years old. In 1995 that same person is 10 years old. How is this possible?

fact

Pitcher Darold Knowles once pitched all seven games of one World Series

quote

Fear follows crime and is its punishment.

joke

JKLMNOPQRST That's all that stands between U and I :)

Trivia

In the agency abbreviation "EEOC," the first E stands for "equal" and the second stands for what?

advice

Be brave. Even if you're not, pretend to be. No one can tell the difference.

Bucket List

Attend the Full Moon Party in Thailand

hobby

Tapestry

Riddle

You peel the outside, cook the inside, and eat the outside. WHAT AM I??

joke

What did the lazy surgeon say to his patient? Suture self!

quote

A liberal education is at the heart of a civil society, and at the heart of a liberal education is the act of teaching.

fact

The Koala bear is not really a bear, but is really related to the kangaroo and the wombat.

Trivia

On the 2010 Fortune Global 500 list of the world's largest companies,3 of the top 4 are in what sector?

Bucket List

Participate in a protest

hobby

Knife making

advice

The person who never made a mistake never made anything.

Riddle

what can go forever if you read it?

joke

why are there fences around graveyards? people are just dying to get in there these days.

quote

I love argument, I love debate. I don't expect anyone just to sit there and agree with me, that's not their job.

fact

Orcas (killer whales), when traveling in groups, breathe in unison

Trivia

A 2010 study by dating Web site Badoo.com found which of these nation's women to be most flirtatious online?

advice

Gratitude is said to be the secret to happiness.

Bucket List

Visit every Australian state

hobby

Sketching

Riddle

There is a man and a frog, the man kicks the frog into a lake. What is the frog now that it was before it was kicked into a lake?

Trivia

In the act that incited WWI,Serbian Gavrilo Princip assassinated Archduke Franz Ferdinand in 1914 in what city?

fact

The fur of the binturong, also known as the "Asian Bear Cat," smells like popcorn. The scent is believed to come from a gland located near the tail

joke

I'm making a band! I started a band called 999 Megabytes...we havent gotten a gig yet.

quote

What matters to me is learning and growing, and getting to do what I love to do. As long as I can do that, I'm happy.

advice

Opinions are like arseholes, everyone has one.

hobby

Feng shui decorating

Bucket List

Participate in a Flash Mob

Riddle

Which is heavier, a puond of bricks or a pound of feathers?

joke

Did you hear about the Italian chef that died? He pasta way.

Trivia

A classic 1976 song by Blue Oyster Cult features the advice "Don't Fear The" what?

fact

It takes the Hubble telescope about 97 minutes to complete an orbit of the Earth. On average, the Hubble uses the equivilent amount of energy as 30 household light bulbs to complete an orbit.

quote

I think less is more when it comes to kissing in the movies.

Riddle

8 friends went to see an acrobat show, they are on line to buy tickets. John is in front of Kevin, but Kevin is last, Sam is first in line, and Chris is the second in line of the person that is first, Dillon is the place in line if you subtract 74 from 1310 and then divide the answer by 412, Harris is in front of Olivia, and Olivia is 2 places higher then Ted, and Ted is one of the last two people in line.

advice

Don't put off breaking up with someone when you know you want to. Prolonging the situation only makes it worse.

Bucket List

Attend the Rugby Union World Cup

hobby

Handball

advice

Try to pay at least one person a compliment every day.

quote

So what we have tried to do in our later buildings is to try to be completely consistent, as a painter is consistent or as a sculptor is consistent. Architecture also must be very consistent.

fact

Native Indians have been known to paint their doors blue, which they believe keeps the bad spirits out

joke

Which celebrity is great at creating probate documents? Will Smith

Riddle

I am born in fear, raised in truth, and I come to my own in deed. When comes a time that I'm called forth, I come to serve the cause of need. What am I?

Trivia

A 2010 study by dating Web site Badoo.com found which of these nation's women to be most flirtatious online?

Bucket List

Learn to ski

hobby

Pet adoption & fostering

Trivia

On dress shirts,button-down,spread and tab are popular types of what?

fact

Not all polar bears hibernate; only pregnant females polar bears do

joke

What do you call an obese psychic that works at a bank? A four chin teller

quote

I think it's naive to pray for world peace if we're not going to change the form in which we live.

Riddle

A donker having a 6 metre rope around it's neck, and it wants to get to the hay 9metres away how can it do that?

advice

Winter is coming.

hobby

Sudoku

Bucket List

Attend the Australian Celtic Festival

joke

What happened to the tyrannical peach? He got impeached!

fact

A monkey was once tried and convicted for smoking a cigarette in South Bend, Indiana

Trivia

On March 4, 2010, baby Cecelia Marie Halpert was "born" on an emotional episode of what hit TV series?

quote

The most influential factor in selling a home is always price. Don't build 'wiggle room' into the asking price. There's a price war out there and you have to win it from the get-go.

Riddle

It cannot be seen, cannot be felt, Cannot be heard, cannot be smelt. It lies behind stars and under hills, And empty holes it fills. It comes first and follows after, Ends life, kills laughter

advice

Do a bit more for your friends.

hobby

Dance

Bucket List

Holiday in a seaside or lakeside cottage

joke

What does a duck call a tractor? A quacktor

quote

I never think of myself as any kind of sex symbol, but I get letters from all over, all sorts. It's really cool. I get a lot from inmates, which is kind of scary. But the best was the guy who wanted to send me a plane ticket to fly me to his prom.

Trivia

A 2010 study found that nearly 70% of what imported item failed to live up to its claims of being "extra virgin"?

fact

The second best selling game of all time is Jenga. Jenga is a Swahili word, meaning "to build."

Riddle

you have 2 coins 1 is not a nickle can you make 30 cents

advice

Don't try and bump start a motorcycle on an icy road.

Bucket List

Publish a novel

hobby

Talking

Trivia

On December 21, 1864, General Sherman's famous "March to the Sea" concluded with the capture of what Southern city?

fact

NASCAR stands for National Association for Stock Car Auto Racing

joke

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!

quote

No cause is left but the most ancient of all, the one, in fact, that from the beginning of our history has determined the very existence of politics, the cause of freedom versus tyranny.

advice

Don't let the bastards grind you down.

Bucket List

Ride a tandem bike

hobby

Baton twirling

fact

The name Wendy was made up for the book "Peter Pan."

Trivia

In the classic Shel Silverstein book "The Giving Tree," what type of tree gives its fruit to a little boy?

quote

I can jog, but I can't run. That's hard for me. I like the fact that I can jog for fitness, but to me there's a huge difference between jogging and running.

joke

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam.

Riddle

When would a women love a bald midget?

advice

Stop procrastinating.

Bucket List

Drink a caipirinha in Brazil

hobby

Snorkeling

quote

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.

advice

YOLO

fact

The first couple to be shown on a sitcom sleeping in the same bed was "Mary Kay and Johnny."

Trivia

A blanket or shawl made of colored squares sewn or crocheted together is called a what?

joke

A penguin walks into a bar... He goes up to the barman and says, "Have you seen my father in here today?" The barman says, "I don't know, what does he look like?"

Riddle

This is a classic A plane crashes right on the border of the US and Canada. Where are they required to bury the survivors?

Bucket List

Eat blowfish

hobby

Horseback riding

Trivia

On an old-fashioned rotary phone,what number requires the longest turn of the dial?

quote

The noir hero is a knight in blood caked armor. He's dirty and he does his best to deny the fact that he's a hero the whole time.

fact

It takes the Hubble telescope about 97 minutes to complete an orbit of the Earth. On average, the Hubble uses the equivilent amount of energy as 30 household light bulbs to complete an orbit.

joke

Where do snowmen dance? At the snowball!

Riddle

You're the bus driver. The bus is filled with sixteen people. Eight people get off and seven people come on. At the next stop all but one get off, and three adults, a senior and a girl with her dog come on. At the next stop the girl and the dog get off, and two people come on. At the last stop all of the people get off except two adults. What color are the bus driver's eyes?

advice

You never really grow up.

hobby

Softball

Bucket List

Get married in Vegas

Trivia

In the classic Mark Twain novel,Tom Sawyer lives in a small town located near what river?

joke

People don't like having to bend over to get their drinks... We really need to raise the bar.

fact

Serving ice cream on cherry pie was once illegal in Kansas

quote

I'd rather entrust the government of the United States to the first 400 people listed in the Boston telephone directory than to the faculty of Harvard University.

Riddle

There is not wind enough to twirl That one red leaf, nearest of its clan, Which dances as often as dance it can. -- Samuel Taylor Coleridge

advice

Things are just things. Don't get too attached to them.

hobby

Dog walking

Bucket List

Attend Burning Man

fact

Percentage of American men who say they would marry the same woman if they had it to do all over again: 80%

joke

how do you make 7 even? remove the "s"

quote

For a number of years, I'd been around the kind of people who financed movies and the kind of people who are there to make the deals for movies. But I'd always had this naive idea that everybody wants to make movies as good as they can be, which is stupid.

Trivia

A 1952 episode of "I Love Lucy was titled "Lucy Is Enceinte" because what English word was censored?

Riddle

If fish lived on land, where would they live?

advice

Don't ever name files or folders using the word "Final".

Bucket List

Roam the catacombs beneath Paris

hobby

Motorcycling

joke

How do porcupines play leapfrog? Very carefully

quote

I didn't have any success in show business until I was 30 to 31 years of age.

fact

The largest employer in the world is the Indian railway system in India, employing over 1.6 million people

Trivia

A blacksmith works primarily with what metal?

Riddle

phone is to what and it is not an 4 letter word it is an 5 leter word and up.

advice

Being kind is more rewarding than being right.

Bucket List

Have a pisco sour in Peru

hobby

Cross-stitch

joke

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it felt crumbly.

Trivia

On the front of a U.S. Social Security Card,what images appear on the left and right hand edges?

quote

It's a European Union of economic failure, of mass unemployment and of low growth.

fact

Asthma affects one in fifteen children under the age of eighteen

Riddle

what is black and white and red all over

advice

Don't judge a book by its cover, unless it has a synopsis on the back.

Bucket List

Meet Stephen King

hobby

Quizzes

advice

As things get closer to the light, the shadows get darker.

joke

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a fish? Swimming trunks

quote

I grew up in Texas and we used to go to Padre Island, eight hours in the car down to the beach.

Trivia

In the act that incited WWI,Serbian Gavrilo Princip assassinated Archduke Franz Ferdinand in 1914 in what city?

fact

The cross bow was invented by the Chinese and records of its usage goes back to as far as the Three Kingdom Period (220 a.d.-280 a.d.).

Riddle

This stick is the king for it makes the rules. What is it?

Bucket List

Eat century eggs

hobby

Fitness

Trivia

On the New York Stock Exchange,what company uses the apt stock symbol "ZZ"?

fact

Baskin Robbins plain vanilla ice cream is the number one selling flavour and accounts for a quarter of their sales

joke

Did you hear about the guy who invented a knife that can cut four loaves of bread at once? He's calling it the "Four Loaf Cleaver."

quote

Family comes first. You're the only thing they have.

Riddle

If you allow me to live I shall not live long. But if you kill me I shall live longer

advice

Remember that spiders are more afraid of you, than you are of them.

Bucket List

Visit the Roman Baths in Bath

hobby

Experimenting

Trivia

A blanket or shawl made of colored squares sewn or crocheted together is called a what?

fact

Of married couples, 70% of men and 60% of women have cheated on their spouse

quote

I'm afraid, based on my own experience, that fascism will come to America in the name of national security.

joke

Someone dropped their Scrabble in the middle of the road... that's the word on the street anyway.

Riddle

you can take away my letters my name stays the same,i wont ever complain, because my name stays the same.The letters you take ill never reclaim, because when there gone, my name stays the same.

advice

True happiness always resides in the quest.

Bucket List

Drink elephant dung coffee in Cambodia

hobby

Graphic design

joke

What's grey? A melted penguin!

fact

The longest distance a deepwater lobster has been recorded to travel is 225 miles

quote

America has believed that in differentiation, not in uniformity, lies the path of progress. It acted on this belief it has advanced human happiness, and it has prospered.

Trivia

In the classic Rocky and Bullwinkle cartoons,Rocky is what type of animal?

Riddle

Why did't the man take a bath?

advice

A long walk alone with some time to think, can work wonders.

hobby

Stone skipping

Bucket List

Start my own magazine

joke

Why does a chicken coup have 2 doors? Because if it had 4 doors, it would be a chicken Sedan.

Trivia

A caprese salad traditionally includes which of these ingredients?

fact

In 1631, two London bible printers accidentally left the word "not" out of the seventh commandment, which then read, "Thou shalt commit adultery." This legendary book is now known as the "Wicked Bible."

quote

The anger in the Brigade against those who fought the Republic in the rear was sharpened by reports of weapons, even tanks, being kept from the front and hidden for treacherous purposes.

Riddle

The lone ranger rode into town on friday. he stayed for 5 days and left that friday. how could this be?

advice

Don't always believe what you think.

hobby

Hobby horsing

Bucket List

Attend an F1 event

Trivia

A 1952 episode of "I Love Lucy was titled "Lucy Is Enceinte" because what English word was censored?

fact

It costs about 3 cents to make a $1 bill in the United States

joke

Why did the paper follow the pencil? Because it LED THE WAY!

quote

I do sometimes strongly hope that in a past life, my most recent life before this, I was absolutely horrible, evil, hideous. Because otherwise - well, hell, to even things up next time around, I'm going to have to pay for this one, am I not?

Riddle

The man who made it, doesn't want it. The man who bought it, doesn't need it. The man who is using it, doesn't know it. What am I?

advice

Today, do not use the words "Kind of", "Sort of" or "Maybe". It either is or it isn't.

Bucket List

Drive a porsche

hobby

Video making

advice

Avoid mixing Ginger Nuts with other biscuits, they contaminate. Keep separated.

fact

In a day, kids in the U.S. that are between the ages of 2 - 8 spend 28 minutes of their time coloring

quote

Your faithfulness makes you trustworthy to God.

Trivia

In the abbreviation for the medical procedure popularly known as an MRI,what does the "I' stand for?

joke

What's the difference between a firstborn prince and a baseball? A baseball is thrown to the air.

Riddle

I am a three digit number. My tens digit is five more than my ones digit. My hundreds digit is eight less than my tens digit. What number am I?

hobby

Model engineering

Bucket List

Drink Guinness in Ireland

Trivia

A Boston native,what late night host's sister made her film debut as one of the Eklund sisters in "The Fighter"?

joke

I'm not really sure I'm understanding this financial crisis in Greece... It's all Greek to me.

quote

I have three favorite politicians: Reagan, Truman, and Bobby Kennedy - Bobby for showing remarkable political courage despite being loathed by many on both sides.

Riddle

How do you get cool music?

fact

In 1894 the first big Coke sign was found on the side of a building located in Cartersville, Georgia, and still exists today

advice

It's always the quiet ones.

Bucket List

Eat blowfish

hobby

Polo

Bucket List

See the Giants Causeway

Trivia

On an '80s TV series, a plucky orphan named Penelope Brewster was better known as what?

quote

I have a loyalty that runs in my bloodstream, when I lock into someone or something, you can't get me away from it because I commit that thoroughly. That's in friendship, that's a deal, that's a commitment. Don't give me paper - I can get the same lawyer who drew it up to break it. But if you shake my hand, that's for life.

joke

A man started to throw words beginning with 'th' at me. I dodge this, then and there but I didn't see that coming

Riddle

My second is performed by my first, and, it is thought, a thief by the marks of my whole might be caught. What am I?

fact

It takes the Hubble telescope about 97 minutes to complete an orbit of the Earth. On average, the Hubble uses the equivilent amount of energy as 30 household light bulbs to complete an orbit.

advice

You don't need to floss all of your teeth. Only the ones you want to keep.

hobby

Geocaching

Trivia

On average, what denomination of U.S. paper currency remains in circulation the longest?

fact

More people are killed by donkeys annually than are killed in plane crashes

joke

Augustus Caesar on New Year's Day: "I keep writing 'B.C.' on all my checks."

quote

The only risk of failure is promotion.

Riddle

2 people are driving through a desert and come across a room.they try and open the doors but there locked from the inside. they ply open the doors and they see a mann hanging, dead about 8 feet off the floor with a puddle of water beneath him. how did he get there?

advice

It's unlucky to be superstitious.

hobby

Video game developing

Bucket List

Win a championship with a team

fact

The two factories of the Jelly Belly Candy Company produces approximately 100,000 pounds of jelly beans a day. this amounts to about 1,250,000 jelly beans an hour

Riddle

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead jump off a cliff. Who lands LAST and why?

quote

Japanese people have a funny habit of abbreviating names.

joke

If you ever get cold, just stand in the corner of a room for a while. *They're normally around 90 degrees.*

Trivia

In the classic folk song "On Top of Old Smoky," what is "Old Smoky"?

advice

If you're squashed close to strangers on public transport, try not to be rude to them. No one likes those situations.

hobby

Vacation

Bucket List

Witness the Cooper’s Hill Cheese Rolling Festival

joke

What did the koala bear say to the barber? You ca-lip this?

fact

In 1810, Peter Durand invented the tin can for preserving food

Trivia

On television, Dr. Gregory House's apartment number is "221B," a nod to what famous literary sleuth's address?

quote

Since we cannot change reality, let us change the eyes which see reality.

Bucket List

Travel by helicopter

advice

If you're squashed close to strangers on public transport, try not to be rude to them. No one likes those situations.

hobby

Woodworking

Riddle

What has six legs, two heads, four ears, two hands, but walks on four feet?

advice

When the cistern is filling, the seat is probably still warm.

fact

Percentage of American men who say they would marry the same woman if they had it to do all over again: 80%

Trivia

A 2010 study by dating Web site Badoo.com found which of these nation's women to be most flirtatious online?

quote

Get the best people and train them well.

joke

Why did the frog go to the doctor? He had a croak in his voice.

Bucket List

See the Chicago Cubs at Wrigley Field

hobby

Clothesmaking

Riddle

a rich man had an oval shaped house. He had a wife, and a dauhgter. His wife was at work and he went to pick her up. wen he came home his daugter was dead. He asked the chef, butler, and maid who did it. the chef said that he was making lunch, th butler said he was preparing the table, and the maid said that she was sweeping the corners. who did it?

joke

One potato asks another: -"Are you sure we are related?" -"Yes I yam!"

quote

Only the dreamer shall understand realities, though in truth his dreaming must be not out of proportion to his waking.

fact

Herbert Hoover, who was the 31st president of the United Stated, turned over all the Federal salary checks he received to charity during the 47 years he was in government

Trivia

On March 4, 2010, baby Cecelia Marie Halpert was "born" on an emotional episode of what hit TV series?

advice

Remember that spiders are more afraid of you, than you are of them.

hobby

Painting

Bucket List

Sleep with somebody way out of my league

Riddle

why do baseball players like the park?

fact

Five thousandths of a millimeter is the tolerance of accuracy at the LEGO mould factories

Riddle

There was a dude that had 2 roosters! He went to check on them, and found out that they laid 100 eggs! So he sold them for 1000 dollars! How much was each egg?

Trivia

On the Fahrenheit scale, 98.6 degrees is generally considered to be what?

quote

I prefer tongue-tied knowledge to ignorant loquacity.

joke

What is the world famous Chef Gordon's favorite football team? The Ramsays

advice

Avoid mixing Ginger Nuts with other biscuits, they contaminate. Keep separated.

hobby

Dowsing

Bucket List

Visit Tuol Sleng

joke

What did the corn say when it was complemented? Aww, shucks!

Trivia

On the human body, the area of skin known as "The T-zone" is located where?

quote

I know in my own marriage I stayed in it to provide my son with what I thought was a stable background and to give him what I thought was the family life a child should have with two parents. But that isn't always the best way, and it took me taking my son to therapy after the divorce to really see it.

fact

Each year there are approximately 20 billion coconuts produced worldwide

advice

For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong.

Bucket List

Gamble in Monaco

hobby

Waxing

Riddle

What word has three Es but one letter?

Trivia

On the classic TV series "The Brady Bunch,"what is the name of the Brady family dog?

quote

You can use all the quantitative data you can get, but you still have to distrust it and use your own intelligence and judgment.

fact

In 1810, Peter Durand invented the tin can for preserving food

joke

What do you call a loaf baked in a zoo? Bread in captivity.

hobby

Puppetry

Bucket List

Travel with all of my family members

advice

Work is never as important as you think it is.

Riddle

A wise man riding a camel came to a small town on Friday, he stayed for two days and he left on friday. How is this possible?

fact

Not all polar bears hibernate; only pregnant females polar bears do

joke

Why didn't Silento knock before coming inside? Because you already know who it's isss!

Riddle

How can this be true? Have a look at the picture. All the lines are straight, the shapes that make up the top picture are the same as the ones in the bottom picture so where does the gap come from?

quote

Few things in the world are more powerful than a positive push. A smile. A world of optimism and hope. A 'you can do it' when things are tough.

Trivia

On HBO's "Entourage," movie star Vincent Chase stars in all but which of these fictional movies?

advice

It is easy to sit up and take notice, what's difficult is getting up and taking action.

Bucket List

Eat century eggs

hobby

Freestyle football

fact

The typical lead pencil can draw a line that is thirty five miles long

Trivia

A 2006 study of phone conversations found that which statement was meant sarcastically 23 percent of the time?

joke

An invisible man marries an invisible woman... The kids were nothing to look at either.

advice

Don't give a speech. Put on a show.

quote

It's really cool to see glowsticks at the show, to see dance music culture infiltrating and becoming one with the metal community.

hobby

Beachcombing

Bucket List

Trek through the Andes on a donkey

Riddle

A farmer brought a bag of rice grains, a chick and a fox to a river.He wanted to cross the river but the boat only have 2 seats. Hoe will he cross the river? (the chick will eat the grains and the fox will eat the chick)

joke

A man walked into a doctor's office. He said to the doctor: "I've hurt my arm in several places." The doctor said: "Well don't go there any more."

fact

Before air conditioning was invented, white cotton slipcovers were put on furniture to keep the air cool.

Trivia

On the front of a U.S. Social Security Card,what images appear on the left and right hand edges?

quote

Maybe you will be afraid and maybe you will fail, but the courage to take risks in any part of your life is, I feel, a very worthwhile way to live.

advice

Never buy cheap cling film.

hobby

Nordic skating

Bucket List

Explore the Kimberleys

Riddle

I have a face, but I do not speak. I have hands, but never reach. What am I?