In marriage, it's always that give and take and rebalancing that we have to do in how we can help each other. But, I have been known at times by my sons, that is the name that they call me-the Mitt stabilizer.
The maker doesn't need it, the buyer doesn't use it and the user doesn't see it. What is it?
America's most dangerous diseases have developed an immunity to politics. We suffer not from a failure of political organization or power, but a failure of love.
Remember happiness doesn't depend upon who you are or what you have it depends solely on what you think.
what is brown and stiky and goes round and round
By making a comeback, I'm changing the attitude of people toward me. If I'd known that people would react so enthusiastically, I'd have done it years ago.
Some sad, some good, some bad, some great. WHAT AM I??????????
Love knows not distance it hath no continent its eyes are for the stars.
The best thing about animals is that they don't talk much.
Visit Angkor Thom
My overcoat is worn out my shirts also are worn out. And I ask to be allowed to have a lamp in the evening it is indeed wearisome sitting alone in the dark.
You do have to change things as warfare changes.
What starts with a T, ends with a T, and has T in it?
John's mother has three children the 1st called April and the 2nd called May what is the 3rd child called?
The United States is the only power in history that became great by giving and not by taking. I think the crisis was when the United States had more money than ideas. Money doesn't produce money. Ideas produce money.
When I entered medical physics in 1958 there were fewer than 100 in the U.S. and I could see many opportunities to apply my knowledge of nuclear physics.
My daughter, the one who lives nearby, is raising her children to be very much aware. We went on a nature walk on Monday I'm learning so much from her.
A bus driver was going down a road, He went through 2 stopsigns, 4 red lights, an illegal U turn and went right past a cop car. Still, he did not break the law, how is that?
The next thing I knew, I was out of the service and making movies again. My first picture was called, GI Blues. I thought I was still in the army.
There are 2 kids in a room and 1 adult with a gun. The adult kills one of the kids. Why did he kill the kid?
Non-disclosure in the Internet Age is quickly perceived as a breach of trust. Government, corporations and each of us as individuals must recalibrate how we live and share our lives appropriate to the information now available and the expectations of others.
So there were some letters on the chalk board written down by a teacher, the letters said " OTTFFSSENT". What do you think that standed for?
Poor people, people of color - especially are much more likely to be found in prison than in institutions of higher education.
A man has one phone, and wants to dail 5 different numbers to call 5 different people. The man can only use the phone 10 times. And the man does not know the numbers of the five people he wants to call. He only knows one number, and that number isn't the number of any of the 5 people he wants to call. In the end he ends up calling all of the people and he ended up dailing the same number he knew from the beginning 5 times. What is the number that he knew from the begginning?
The short words are best, and the old words are the best of all.
To throw obstacles in the way of a complete education is like putting out the eyes.
So here is one of my theories on happiness: we cannot know if we have lived a truly happy life until the very end. This view of life and death was reinforced by my close witnessing of the buildup to the death of Philip Gould. Philip was without doubt my closest friend in politics. When he died, I felt like I had lost a limb.
Know how to travel from your town to a nearby town without a car, either by bus or by rail.
Mount Everest is the tallest mountain right? Well before mount everest was discovered, what was the tallest mountain?
U2 is an original species... there are colours and feelings and emotional terrain that we occupy that is ours and ours alone.
I can eat everything. No matter anyone hit me I'm fine.But when I drink water, I'll die.What am I?
For me, it's about the way I carry myself and the way I treat other people. My relationship and how I feel about God and what He does for me, is something deeply personal. It's where I came from, my family, I was brought up in a religious household and that's very important to me.
"The beginning of eternity The end of time and space The beginning of every end, And the end of every place." Hint: It's in front of you right now.
I take it that the good of mankind means the attainment, by every man, of all the happiness which he can enjoy without diminishing the happiness of his fellow men.
One night, a man and a woman went to a boat dock and got into a boat then they saw a sign saying only 2 people on a boat at a time or the boat will sink.and the boat sank why?
Well, for me, what I've learned at the very end of this, love is sharing, and I think that really is, for me, the best place to go to experience love, is sharing.
What cheese is made backwards
I have retired, but if there's anything that would kill me it is to wake up in the morning not knowing what to do.
A man walked into a bar called Tom and asked for a glass of water the bar man took out a gun and pointed it at Tom. Tom walked away happy with out the glass of water Why?
I have enough music coming out of my kids' bedrooms when I'm at home.
You are in a room with no windows or doors. The only thing in the room is a table and a chair. How do you escape?
The 9/11 Commission strongly recommends that the National Intelligence Director be fully in control of the budget, from developing it to implementing it, to ensuring that the National Intelligence Director has the clout to make decisions.
Which word in the English dictionary has three pairs of double letters all in a row??
I'm not hard to find if you know where to look But you will weep if ever I'm took Hold on to this and never let go And through your veins forever it flows. what is it?
I always felt that a marriage works best at a farm... where you're together and everybody has clear-cut roles they have chores, 'you take care of this' and you know. But it's hard.
You have money in a fireproof safe, one day you burn down your house cooking so you open it to see if the money is ok then more flames near you so you run, you check the money again and it is burned, what happened?
We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light.
We cannot improve on the system of government handed down to us by the founders of the Republic. There is no way to improve upon that. But what we can do is to find new ways to implement that system and realize our destiny.
12 little figures in a circle,round No legs but 2 hands And a special sounf WWHAT AM I?
I wanted to write and direct movies and not be forced to adapt them from a bestselling book.
pinkey pinkston lives in a 1 story house in pinkvally. everything in her house is pink. pink sink,pink bed, pink stove, pink cloths even a pink cat.what coloris the stairs?
Marriage is like paying an endless visit in your worst clothes.
Half a circle full a circle half a cicle A half circle full a circle right angle what is it
I've become a professional failure - in order to pay the mortgage I have to remain unemployed. Luckily, a disaster always seems to befall me at exactly the right moment.
So it was good for me to play a likable person and it was just an amazing situation to be in.
There is a guard and he finds a bag in the airport. On the tag it says, marry, adam, daniel, obi, nathaniel, nikki, ace , How did the gaurd know whose bag it was. (LOOK AT THE NAMES CAREFULLY).
On bad days, I think I'd like to be a plastic surgeon who goes to Third World countries and operates on children in villages with airlifts, and then I think, 'Yeah, right, I'm going to go back to undergraduate school and take all the biology I missed and then go to medical school.' No. No.
I am not pro gay. I am not even amateur gay. But, I support their rights.
For me, the most difficult thing is that I am learning melodies on guitar from some songs whose melodies were not meant to be played on guitar. Ever. They were intended mostly for keyboards or melodic percussion.
As a child of God, I am greater than anything that can happen to me.
What can climb mountains, cross streams, handle hundreds of feet each day, yet never moves?
An ideal form of government is democracy tempered with assassination.
What kind of cheese is made backwards?
Sir, my concern is not whether God is on our side my greatest concern is to be on God's side, for God is always right.
no hammer or any kind of tool, he builds his house so quickly what am I?
How many dead people are in the cematary?
Only on paper has humanity yet achieved glory, beauty, truth, knowledge, virtue, and abiding love.
I turn dirty when you turn clean. What am I?
God is in all men, but all men are not in God that is why we suffer.
what does a bull write with?
Life has meaning only if one barters it day by day for something other than itself.
You are steering a bus to California. When you get there, 5 people get on. When the bus hits Nevada, 3 people get off and 7 people get on. When the bus his New Mexico, 2 people get off and no one gets on. The bus reaches Texas, and 3 people get off, and 9 people get on. The bus hits Missouri and 5 people get off, 7 people on. When it reaches Ohio, 5 poeple get off, and 11 people get on. The bus hits Kentucky, 6 people get on and 9 people get off. When the bus hits South Carolina, 3 people get off and 18 people get on. When the bus takes it's last stop in Florida, everyone gets off. Who was driving the bus?