My hope is that out of all the anger and seeming hostility that we hear in some of today's music will come some sort of coalition that will become politically involved.
Len has it before. Paul has it behind. Bryan never had it at all. Ralph has it once. All girls have it once. Boys can't have it. Old Mrs. Mulligan has it twice in succession. Dr. Lowell has it twice as bad at the end as in the beginning. What is it?
Risk is a part of God's game, alike for men and nations.
My parents had a great marriage. Interestingly, it made it harder for me in relationships because I knew what a good relationship looked like.
What has two hands and a face but no head?
Spend some time in a boardwalk town
What is black and white and red all around?
I'm very much into the costuming of any character that I portray and it's one of the great things about making movies is it's a collaborative art form so you get all these artists who are looking specifically about for this instance your character's costume and what that might tell about your character.
If you give a person a dollar, you are the persons brotha, but he is not your brotha. How can this be?
I am just absolutely convinced that the best formula for giving us peace and preserving the American way of life is freedom, limited government, and minding our own business overseas.
What's the difference between a buffalo?
Of course, everybody makes mistakes, and we've all been young and stupid. But people need to have a sense of respect, particularly in this business, because hundreds of people are ready to take your place at any time. Maybe some people should think about that.
You are on a deserted island. All you have is a calendar. When the rescue boat comes and gives you food, you're not hungry. Why?
I would like to see more airplay for all artists, no matter what age. I think there's a lot of money being spent toward the young guys, but a lot of the older guys are the ones who blazed the trail for those young guys.
Age carries all things away, even the mind.
whats the difference between a train and a teacher
There was once a girl who was always jealous of her sister. One day a genie appeared and told her that he was "half magic" which meant that he could grant her wishes, but her sister would always get two times more than she did. She had three wishes. First, she wishes that she was the richest person in the world, but her sister soon became the richest because she got two times the money. Her second wish was that she was the most beautiful woman in the world, but her sister gets twice as much beauty. What was her third wish?
There can be no failure to a man who has not lost his courage, his character, his self respect, or his self-confidence. He is still a King.
We begin to die as soon as we are born, and the end is linked to the beginning.
If one area I felt it was a tough election was I couldn't see my young son and I couldn't see my wife a lot, but apart from that for her also it was an experience.
I have never been given to envy - save for the envy I feel toward those people who have the ability to make a marriage work and endure happily.
How could a man possibly live after getting shot in the head 6 times, the stomach 3 times, the legs 7 times, and the back twice with a rifle by a professional sniper?
Going to church doesn't make you any more a Christian than going to the garage makes you a car.
I am all ways in front of you but can never be seen think of tomorrow and you'll know what I mean what am i?
Taste may change, but inclination never.
What should you do before criticizing Pac-Man? WAKA WAKA WAKA mile in his shoes
The man in our society is the breadwinner the woman has enough to do as the homemaker, wife and mother.
THere is 500 miles in the race.Each lap is 2 and a half mile.How many laps would it take to go 500 miles?
My mom, Irmelin, taught me the value of life. Her own life was saved by my grandmother during World War II.
You will find us all in a tennis court. Without us you could not live. What are we?
To lack intelligence is to be in the ring blindfolded.
Just living is not enough... one must have sunshine, freedom, and a little flower.
A MAN WALKED INTO A BAR AND ORDERED A GLASS OF WATER. THE BARTENDER PULLED OUT A GUN! THE MAN WHO ORDERED THE WATER SAID THANK YOU AND WALKED AWAY. WHY?
Far better it is to dare mighty things, to win glorious triumphs, even though checkered by failure, than to take rank with those poor spirits who neither enjoy much nor suffer much, because they live in the grey twilight that knows not victory nor defeat.
What is the value of 1/2 of 2/3 of 3/4 of 4/5 of 5/6 of 6/7 of 7/8 of 8/9 of 9/10 of 1,000?
My mother never put an emphasis on looks. She let us grow up on our own time line. She never forced any beauty regimen into my world.
A man lives on the 150th floor in a very tall building. When he goes down the building, he takes the elevator all the way down, But when he goes up, he takes the elevator to the 50th floor then gets off and takes the stairs the rest of the way up. why?
Compassion is a call, a demand of nature, to relieve the unhappy as hunger is a natural call for food.
The great thing about it is, in Hollywood, certain people are very good at keeping their lives and who they are very private. I've never met anybody as down to earth and cool in Hollywood than Matt Damon.
The one who makes it does not need it, the one who gets it needs it for some one else, The one who needs it does not want it. What is it?
I am the beginning of eternity, the end of time and space. I am the beginning of every end, and the end of every place. Whay am I?
I like to stay at home and make cinema in my head.
A boy has an oversized chain around his leg and the only way out is the door across the room. How does he get out?
What one word starts with e and ends with e and only has one letter in it,what is the word ???
Citizens must pressure the American Hospital Association, the American Public Health Association, the Centers for Disease Control and other relevant governmental agencies to make greening our hospitals and medical centers a top priority so that they themselves don't create even more illness.
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
True courage is a result of reasoning. A brave mind is always impregnable.
Miami Beach is where neon goes to die.
I'd hate to be a teetotaler. Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing that's as good as you're going to feel all day.
there is a green house and inside the green house is a white house and inside the white house is a red house inside the red house there are babies what is it?
Edible substances evoke the secretion of thick, concentrated saliva. Why? The answer, obviously, is that this enables the mass of food to pass smoothly through the tube leading from the mouth into the stomach.
You're not really necessarily the coolest guy in their life. You are a conduit to the really cool people.
How do you make seven, even?
And I thought, when I have kids, that's the sort of well told, silly, and fun fairy tale that I would want to take them to. But it was an amazing experience. And I think Shrek is a real classic, a fairy tale classic.
If life gets tough, what do you have that you can always count on?
What most persons consider as virtue, after the age of 40 is simply a loss of energy.
money!
Is there anything in the universe more beautiful and protective than the simple complexity of a spider's web?
its brown on the outside white in the inside has skin and hair but no eyes and ears? what am i?
Humor can be one of our best survival tools.
Basically, there are two paths you can walk: faith or fear. It's impossible to simultaneously trust God and not trust God.
Imagin your a bus driver,on the first stop you pick up 25 people at the first stop,on the second stop you pick up 30 people and drop of 15,on the last stop you pick up 62 people and drop of 36.Whats the bus drivers name?
I think that generally music should be a positive thing, I like Bob Marley's attitude: he said that his goal in life was to single handedly fight all the evil in the world with nothing but music, and when he went to a place he didn't go to play, he went to conquer.
k dudes theres forty dogs and therty eight cats how many didnt
Maybe back in the day you didn't need to be the greatest looking to be on TV and you didn't need to speak the best, but in this day and age, I think you need to be the package. You need to look the part for your sponsors, you need to be able to speak the part for the media and to big CEOs.
It's been my policy to view the Internet not as an 'information highway,' but as an electronic asylum filled with babbling loonies.
Fatigue is what we experience, but it is what a match is to an atomic bomb.
How fast can a penguin fly?
Our livelihood is intimately tied to the food we eat, water we drink and places where we recreate. That's why we have to promote responsibility and conservation when it comes to our natural resources.
What walks on four legs in the morning, two legs in the afternoon, and three legs in the evening?
In the environmental movement, every time you lose a battle it's for good, but our victories always seem to be temporary and we keep fighting them over and over again.
A man ordered a length of rope by telephone from his nearest hardware shop. But when he went to collect the rope, he found that the assistant had miswritten the order by interchanging feet and inches. As a result of this, the rope was only 30 percent of the length that the man wanted. What length did he want and what length did he get?
there were four men they walking and it started to rain three of the men got wet but one didn`t. the man who never got wetwasnt standing under a shelter and never had anything to portect himm from getting wet.hoe could this be?
The three great essentials to achieve anything worth while are: Hard work, Stick-to-itiveness, and Common sense.
If you don't like my movies, don't watch them.
Tom volunteered to be the chief organizer for the world's tether ball championships. There were 657 contestants from around the world. The tournament was set up whereby the winner would advance and the loser would be eliminated. Since there was an odd number of participants, the initial pairing leaves one player out. That player gets a bye and automatically advances to the next round. How many matched will Tom have to schedule to determine the tether ball champion?