If women were particular about men's characters, they would never get married at all.
When I was born in 1970 with a rare genetic disorder called spondyloepiphyseal dysplasia congenita (SED), medical science wasn't what it is today and my mum and dad were treated terribly by the medical profession.
Religion points to that area of human experience where in one way or another man comes upon mystery as a summons to pilgrimage.
I am white as milk on the outside. fragile is it's middle name. But inside I have a golden apple.
No rational argument will have a rational effect on a man who does not want to adopt a rational attitude.
I think togetherness is a very important ingredient to family life.
I would be willing to do almost anything to make Art happy. I care about our friendship. The only thing I won't do is change the essence of my work.
What walks on 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the afternoon, and 3 legs in the evening?
With all my fans I got a family again.
A cat walks into a barn with four legs. She walks out then after a few hours, comes back in. She has eight legs. How can this be?
The thing about being autistic is that you gradually get less and less autistic, because you keep learning, you keep learning how to behave. It's like being in a play I'm always in a play.
How far can a dog walk into a forest?
Journalists do not live by words alone, although sometimes they have to eat them.
What is dumbo's real name?
I, for one, hope that youth will again revolt and again demoralize the dead weight of conformity that now lies upon us.
What happened when the carrot died? There was a huge turnip at the funeral.
But thankfully, my first album, 'Wide Screen,' was sort of a critics' darling - everyone raved about it, but no one bought it. They only manufactured 10,000 copies I wasn't even in the running for failure!
A plane flew from india to Britian, it chrashed in the middle, where did they burry the survivals
What material makes you smart but can kill you ???
To separate children from others of similar age and qualifications solely because of their race generates a feeling of inferiority as to their status in the community that may affect their hearts and minds in a way unlikely ever to be undone.
What do you call an atheist bone? A blasfemur.
Just living is not enough. One must have sunshine, freedom, and a little flower.
There are 50 horses and 50 kings riding along an old dirt road. They came to a peach tree with 50 peaches. Each took one, yet there were still 49 left. How is this possible?
Good business leaders create a vision, articulate the vision, passionately own the vision, and relentlessly drive it to completion.
I think any branding for me is band-related. It's really weird to get used to the exposure, because I am a naturally introverted person, and I'm not exactly social. Occasionally I can get comfortable enough to talk, but I spend a lot of my days not talking, especially when I'm at home and not on tour.
What can go up a chimney down but can't go down a chimney up?
This is a matter of public health. The public was sick and tired of DeLay and his corruption.
there are three tampons down the road which one talks first
I dress for the image. Not for myself, not for the public, not for fashion, not for men.
32 people get on a bus no one gets off during the trip. at the last stop not a single person got off.how could this be
It is a sad fact about our culture that a poet can earn much more money writing or talking about his art than he can by practicing it.
You know, you can touch a stick of dynamite, but if you touch a venomous snake it'll turn around and bite you and kill you so fast it's not even funny.
There was a girl named Taylor and there also was a guy named Andrew they both went to a top of a building.(the top of the building was also a restaurant)And ate spaghetti.Who ate the last meatball?
The problem with me, as far as getting married and having a family, is that my comedy is so important to me. So I don't know if I'll ever be as good a dad as my dad.
3 men walk through the woods and find a man dead on the ground with a stick in his hands how did he die??
Failure seldom stops you. What stops you is the fear of failure.
Traveling is the ruin of all happiness! There's no looking at a building after seeing Italy.
Spend a week on the Grecian coast in a villa
Fear is the foundation of most governments.
on a vacation you come upon an interesting tour.a chance to visit one of two villages.the village of truth or the village of lies.on the way the to the village of truth you come upon two men(obviously not from the same village)talking in the middle of a fork in the road.what is the one question you can ask to get to the village of truth?
Consistency is the last refuge of the unimaginative.
Don't lower your expectations to meet your performance. Raise your level of performance to meet your expectations. Expect the best of yourself, and then do what is necessary to make it a reality.
Voiceless it cries, Wingless it flutters, Toothless bites, Mouthless mutters.
I'm really happy here. I think anyone who knows me well, and the fans too I hope, they know that I love the area, and the bond that I've had with the fans has been fantastic.
In Iraq we must succeed. Failure is not an option.
what has 150 keys and gets connected?
I wouldn't say that I've had a tough life by any stretch of the imagination.
A panda walks into a diner. He orders a salad and, minding his own business, peacefully enjoys his meal. When he finished, he quietly stood up, drew a pistol, and walked toward the door. The outraged manager called after the panda, demanding an explanation for his behavior. The panda simply replied, "It's in my nature," then left the diner. What did he mean?
The old cathedrals are good, but the great blue dome that hangs over everything is better.
Ten Men's Strength, Ten Men's Length, Ten Men can't break it, Yet a young boy walks off with it What am I?
What's the difference between unlawful and illegal? Unlawful is against the law and illegal is a sick bird.
We say we want to create beauty, identity, quality, singularity. And yet, maybe in truth these cities that we have are desired. Maybe their very characterlessness provides the best context for living.
what is so fragile, even saying its name can break it?
Everybody knows they're on the Obama team: There isn't vice presidential vs. presidential division, there's not a generational pull. People have internalized that this is a real moment in history.
it wasn't my sister nor my brother but still was the chld of my mother n father
I thank Marc Jacobs so much for giving me the opportunity to design a shoe for Louis Vuitton, but the thing that broke my heart most was when they said, 'You're finished. The shoe's finished.'
Almost everyone needs it, asks for it, gives it, but almost nobody takes it. What is it?
As I wrote, I found that Aibileen had some things to say that really weren't in her character. She was older, soft-spoken, and she started showing some attitude.
There is an electric train going 400mph going south. The wind is blowing 40 miles per hour north.Which way does the smoke blow?
Woman must have her freedom, the fundamental freedom of choosing whether or not she will be a mother and how many children she will have. Regardless of what man's attitude may be, that problem is hers - and before it can be his, it is hers alone.
I am unknown to the conscious, unwanted to the young and greatly needed by the eldest of all. What am I?
There was a blind man and a deaf mans friends they're. The blind man says to the deaf man what are we doing today? With no reply from the deafman the blindman gets mad and asks again what are we going to do today? The deafman replies shut up you stupid old man. How was the deafman able to reply to the blindman?
Shouldn't Democrats insist that Sen. Durbin step down as their whip, the number two man in their leadership?
This is the highest wisdom that I own freedom and life are earned by those alone who conquer them each day anew.
I can kill one and save another's life. I can be your friend and your enemy. I am not kind with the cold and am found in the drought.
They were singing in French, but the melody was freedom and any American could understand that.
You are on a ship, over the side hangs a rope ladder with half meter rungs. The tide rises a half meter per hour. At the end of five hours, how much of the ladder will remain above the water assuming that nine rungs were above the water when the tide began to rise?
Where did the general keep his armies? In his sleevies!
If you have not taken the time to define what happiness means to you, what have your spent your whole life pursuing?
its an animal that doesn't have grace and poise and only wanted is to make loud noise what is it?
The criteria for serving one's country should be competence, courage and willingness to serve. When we deny people the chance to serve because of their sexual orientation, we deprive them of their rights of citizenship, and we deprive our armed forces the service of willing and capable Americans.
There was a room with a man who was dead by hunging himself to death. The ceiling was 12 feet high when the man was only 6 feet high. The floor had a puddle of water. The room only had a door and a window. How did this man kill him self in a room where he couldn't reach so high?
True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.
What happens once in a minute twicein a moment but never in a thousand years?
what would you find in the center of CHINA?
To enjoy the glow of good health, you must exercise.
Policemen so cherish their status as keepers of the peace and protectors of the public that they have occasionally been known to beat to death those citizens or groups who question that status.
Personal technology has given us the freedom of being able to do whatever we want - and in the case of celebrities and athletes, whomever they want. But it can also serve as a humiliation jetpack.
Defining marriage is a power that should be left to the states. Moreover, no state should be forced to recognize a marriage that is not within its own laws, Constitution, and legal precedents.
How far can a dog run into the woods?
Why did the boy take a ladder to school? He wanted to go to high school.
After the knowledge of, and obedience to, the will of God, the next aim must be to know something of His attributes of wisdom, power, and goodness as evidenced by His handiwork.
Romeo and Juliet are found dead on the floor in a bedroom. When they were discovered, there were pieces of glass and some water on the floor. The only furniture in the room is a shelf and a bed. The house in is a remote location, away from everything except for the nearby railway track. What caused the death of Romeo and Juliet?
Participate in a sceance
The current leadership of the Labor party react to the idea that working-class students might study the subjects they studied with the same horror that the Earl of Grantham showed when a chauffeur wanted to marry his daughter.