Tuesday, January 27th, 2026

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For time and the world do not stand still. Change is the law of life. And those who look only to the past or the present are certain to miss the future.

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Two coins make up exactly 30 cents ($0.30 USD). One of them is NOT a nickel. What are the two coins?

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Success is the child of audacity.

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My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.

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If you can't pay for a thing, don't buy it. If you can't get paid for it, don't sell it. Do this, and you will have calm and drowsy nights, with all of the good business you have now and none of the bad. If you have time, don't wait for time.

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If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.

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Why are porcupines so good at volleyball?

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jnklj;jlj

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I would find myself laughing and wondering where these ideas came from. You can call it imagination, I suppose. But I was grateful for wherever they came from.

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For a long time I thought I could deal with my anger and hostility on my own. But I couldn't. I denied that it had affected me, and yet I was so frantic on the inside with other people: I needed to be constantly reassured.

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if a man walks up to you and says evrey im telling you is a lie is he telling the truth or is he lieing?

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Courage to be is the key to revelatory power of the feminist revolution.

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I want to work on respecting individuals' dignity. Equal rights, that's where my heart is. That means equal rights and benefits, and that's what we need.

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I love crispy, cool sheets.

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We should learn to accept that change is truly the only thing that's going on always, and learn to ride with it and enjoy it.

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I always say beauty is only sin deep.

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what can you catch but you cant throw??????????

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The big question society will have to answer is whether it wants computers thinking like humans.

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Everybody has to put purees underneath everything now. It's like people think we need the steak, and then we need some baby food with it.

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Discernment is God's call to intercession, never to faultfinding.

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You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.

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But the dollars spent on economic incentives and new investment strategies are wasted unless we seriously address the two most important economic issues in Kansas: education and health care.

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what is ugly % pretty, tall & short, fat & thin, attractive & inattrative?

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What do you have but people use it more than you do?

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Let no man fear to die, we love to sleep all, and death is but the sounder sleep.

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What is firm but soft, Shows emotion, But doesn't exist to the ones that hurt you.

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Food is meant to be used as fuel for our bodies. If you're using it for any other reasons, take a step back and ask yourself, 'What's up.'

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Ages of experience have taught humanity that the commitment of a husband and wife to love and to serve one another promotes the welfare of children and the stability of society.

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Few people know so clearly what they want. Most people can't even think what to hope for when they throw a penny in a fountain.

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A man was bragging about his baseball team. He said that their team won 5 to 0. 3 of those 5 points were home runs and 1 of those home runs were with bases loaded. But, not a single man crossed home plate. How is this possible?

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God has two dwellings one in heaven, and the other in a meek and thankful heart.

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Parents don't understand kids and kids don't understand parents. My parents were divorced when I was really young and I went to live with my dad.

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Work alone will efface the footsteps of work.

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There was a son and a father going on a trip. In an instant they crashed and the father died on impact but the son rushed to the hospital in critical condition....but the doctor says I can't operate on him, he's my son...how is this possible????

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You are in a room with no doors, no windows, nothing except a mirror and a table. How do you get out?

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To me, money is the ability to create lifelong experiences for my family and myself, to educate my children and a way to give back to humanity.

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It can be kind of gruesome at times, making things alone.

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What is shrouded in dark but still light?

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One of the great questions of philosophy is, do we innately have morality, or do we get it from celestial dictation? A study of the Ten Commandments is a very good way of getting into and resolving that issue.

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There is a apple

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Unhappiness is something we are never taught about we are taught to expect happiness, but never a Plan B to use to use when the happiness doesn't arrive.

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I have never wanted to be famous, as such - fame is a by-product.

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The music I do is food... that will be your dinner.

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And there's a visceral fun in watching Team America and making it, like taking a puppet and throwing it against the wall. Because it's not CG, there's something funny about it.

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When I was little, I used to work with my dad on the engine of his car. Mostly this was a matter of me handing him wrenches.

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When is Monday Tuesday?

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I used to be good with kids, but as I get older, I'm grumpy and terrible with them. As for doing a gig at a 6-year old's birthday party, you couldn't pay me enough.

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A young man decides to buy a collector's baseball card. He pays $60 for it. After a month, the value of the card has increased to $70 and he decides to sell it. But already a few days later he regrets his decision to sell the collector's item, and he buys it again. Unfortunately he has to pay $80 to get it back, so he loses $10. After a year of owning the baseball card, he finally decides to sell it for $100. What is his overall profit?

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I fear God never showed mercy to one so vile as I.

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I know some people say I can be funny. But there is always a deeper meaning to what I say. I am a socialist at heart and have the interests of the poor in mind. When people see how I manage to work my way out of tough situations, it gives them hope in their own life.

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Be not angry that you cannot make others as you wish them to be, since you cannot make yourself as you wish to be.

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Don't ever dare to take your college as a matter of course - because, like democracy and freedom, many people you'll never know have broken their hearts to get it for you.

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Being forced to work, and forced to do your best, will breed in you temperance and self-control, diligence and strength of will, cheerfulness and content, and a hundred virtues which the idle will never know.