Whether it's possible or not, being a doctor, you take an oath. To care for your patient, not to kill them. You take an oath to do things that are proper in the medical world. Not to administer something outside of a hospital setting that's not even your area.
There is too much fathering going on just now and there is no doubt about it fathers are depressing.
I am focused on what needs to be done for the people of Israel. Period. I do not pity myself and I do not pat myself on the shoulder. I get up in the morning full of energy to fulfill my mission.
how come 50 men stand under an umbrella without getting wet?
I don't put myself on Jeff Beck's level, but I can relate to him when he says he'd rather be working on his car collection than playing the guitar.
Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? The mother.
The greenest home is the one you don't build. If you really want to save the Earth, move in with another family and share a house that's already built. Better yet, live in the forest and eat whatever the squirrels don't want.
Im very emotional, make stink breathes, make farting come true. What am I?
From this experience we have learned that in a big party it is important to have the necessary and often controversial discussions on policy issues such as the health system while in opposition.
if there are 3 people in a room and the door is locked and all the have in the room is a baseball bat, a stick, and a painno and each can only use one item. how would they get out?
History repeats itself, but the special call of an art which has passed away is never reproduced. It is as utterly gone out of the world as the song of a destroyed wild bird.
I hate the idea of causes, and if I had to choose between betraying my country and betraying my friend, I hope I should have the guts to betray my country.
I was kind of surprised to learn how controlling I am. I never thought of myself in that way. I think the root of the control issues is usually fear, because you want to know what's going to be happening at any given moment.
I cry, yet I have no eyes. Darkness follows me, yet you still see me. What am I?
What do you do when a 200 pound cat is chasing you?
I'm up here in Cleveland tonight and there are a lot of folks who are concerned about it. Twenty-five percent of the people up here get their health care through religious organizations and so that religious freedom issue is very important to them.
Home life ceases to be free and beautiful as soon as it is founded on borrowing and debt.
what is in the bathroom somtimes big somtimes small water shoots around in it
I always, always meant to be on stage. I only ended up even auditioning for television and movies because I was understudying a Turgenev play on Broadway and was so broke that, when I got a mini-series, I had to take it and was so ashamed because I was such a snob.
feed me food and i will live feed me water and i will die. what am i?
a docter was leaving the hospital late at night, when a guy with dark clothes on mugged him. The mugger told the docter "hey doc, give me all your money". The docter went to the police the next day. The police found two fugitives. The police interviewed them both, not telling them that the person who was mugged was a docter. The first guy was a street thug who sold drugs. the police asked the first guy were he was the previous night. the thug said. "listen i didnt do nothin, i didnt rape nobody, kill nobody, mugg nobody, or sell drugs to anyone. The police asked the second guy, He was he was well known person who lived by the hospital. They asked him the same question as the first guy. He responded. "i didnt mugg no docter. who mugged the docter
You know, people make a lot of money talking about me, don't they?
The death penalty is being applied in the United States as a fatal lottery.
a guy lives in a hotel on the 11th floor and all of a sudden, he gets a phone call from his friend, saying to meet him in the lobby. so he goes takes the elevator to the lobby. He met his friend and decided to go outside. then it started raining so the friend goes home. the guy decides to go back to his room so he takes takes the elevator to the 7th floor and then he walks up 4 flights of stairs. why didn't he just take the elevator to the 11th floor???
Joyfulness keeps the heart and face young. A good laugh makes us better friends with ourselves and everybody around us.
What's greater then God? More Evil then the Devil? The Rich need it? The poor have it? And if you eat it you'll die?
I believe God gives you the grace to do what you need to do.
A life coach does for the rest of your life what a personal trainer does for your health and fitness.
what goes up and down but never move?
There was a train that carried 100 people on it. The train took a tight turn and flipped onto it's side. When the police got there, they reported that all 100 people were alive and minorly hurt, but two of the people were reported Dead (with a capital "D"). How is this possible?
Computers are to design as microwaves are to cooking.
And my real enemy is not to hold the specimen sterile, but it's the lighting. The light is our real enemy. So we have to work with very very poor lighting. But we can increase the light with computers.
A rooster lays an egg on the exact center of a roof. Which way does the egg fall? (to the left or the right)
Every parting is a form of death, as every reunion is a type of heaven.
A man leaves home, makes 3 left turns, and is now running home with a whole crowd of people yelling at him. When he gets home, there are two masked men, where is he and who are the masked men?
Why Did the cookie go to the doctor?
There are many things that are essential to arriving at true peace of mind, and one of the most important is faith, which cannot be acquired without prayer.
He is the best sailor who can steer within fewest points of the wind, and exact a motive power out of the greatest obstacles.
We should not be afraid to go into a new era, to leave the old beyond.
A dad and his son are driving around, suddenly the car crashes and the dad instinly the son is rushed to the hospital, when the son is in the emergency/operation room the doctor says i can't opeterate on him, he's my son. Who was the doctor?
Try to put your happiness before anyone else's, because you may never have done so in your entire life, if you really think about it, if you are really honest with yourself.
What gets bigger the more you take from it?
I wish I had played team sports. I think every kid should. Teamwork builds character - teaches people about leadership and cooperation.
One fifth of people... ...are just too tense!
I have a message from the Tea Party, a message that is loud and clear and does not mince words. We've come to take our government back.
It CAN be seen, cannot be felt, cannot be heard, cannot be smelt.It lies behind stars and under hills....In empty holes it fills! It comes first and follows after! Ends life! Kills laughter!
There is a computer disease that anybody who works with computers knows about. It's a very serious disease and it interferes completely with the work. The trouble with computers is that you 'play' with them!
The fact is that we would have had comprehensive health care now, had it not been for Ted Kennedy's deliberately blocking the legislation that I proposed in 1978 or '79.
The hand sows, the eyes harvest?
Try as hard as we may for perfection, the net result of our labors is an amazing variety of imperfectness. We are surprised at our own versatility in being able to fail in so many different ways.
3 people go to a hotel is cost 30$. they each pay 10$. the clerk realizes o no they only should have paid 25$. so he gives 5$ to the bell boy. they bell boy a thief so he steal 2$. he gives the guys 3$ and say is only costed 27$. so why doesnt this work? 3*9=27+2=29 3 people * the amount paid + the thief's 2 should =30$
Sureness is something like a neck brace, which we clamp around our lives, hoping to somehow protect ourselves from the frightening, constant whiplash of change. Sadly, the brace doesn't always hold.
Religious freedom opens a door for Americans that is closed to too many others around the world. But whether we walk through that door, and what we do with our lives after we do, is up to us.
Though my words you cannot see I will not silence in spite of thee I will not sound with truth and lies But im sure my trickery will suffice
My best friend is the man who in wishing me well wishes it for my sake.
I actually use a computer a lot. I have three computers that I use on a regular basis - one is on my desk top in my Washington office, another is at home, and I have my laptop that I use when I'm travelling.
No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly.
A farmer has 2 sheep, 10 pigs, and 10 cows. If we call the pigs cows, how many cows does the farmer have.
In olden days, the student of logic was given this problem: If half of 5 were 3, what would one-third of 10 be?
I'm hopeful. I know there is a lot of ambition in Washington, obviously. But I hope the ambitious realize that they are more likely to succeed with success as opposed to failure.
If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job.
Words do not change their meanings so drastically in the course of centuries as, in our minds, names do in the course of a year or two.
the more u take the more u leave behind
When I was really little I would sit in the back of my dad's car when he'd be playing old-school music. He'd turn down the music and turn around and I'd be singing and know all of the words but I didn't even know how to talk. From then on I've always wanted to be a singer.
Where do bulls get their messages???
If you're going through friendship issues, I would say, first of all take a step back. How important is the friendship to you? Sometimes, if someone's not being a good friend to you and isn't treating you the way you should be treated, then you kind of have to move on sometimes.
A mans in a room with no door or window. How does he get out?
My nickname for my mom was 'The Compass.'
What is open when it is closed and closed when it is open?
The sad truth is that most evil is done by people who never make up their minds to be good or evil.
A mode of conduct, a standard of courage, discipline, fortitude and integrity can do a great deal to make a woman beautiful.
What do you call cheese that is not yours?
My mom was a waitress, and my dad was a plumber who worked for the City of San Clemente fixing mains breaks, so not too glamorous.