Slump, and the world slumps with you. Push, and you push alone.
the man who made it didn't need it, the man who bought it couldn't use it, the man who used it didn't know it. what is it?
The moment my doctor told me, I went silent. My mum and dad were with me, then we all went to pieces. I was saying, No, I've got my flight to Sydney in two hours. I'm getting on a plane.
I come once in yaer, twice in week, and once in second. What am I?
My dad was Jewish. My mom is not. So I was not raised anything.
One man has six of them, two men have 8. If women have them, they are halved. If children use them, they have 18. I have none, but you have several. They are red at day and black at night
A woman was sleeping. The next day she is found dead. There is no blood or any evidence of violence. All that was found was a pair of scissors, how did she die.
I've found that if you wear a beret, people think you're either a cabdriver or a producer of dirty movies.
a guy goes on vacation on friday and he rides back on Wednesday but he stayed a week how?
The main business of religions is to purify, control, and restrain that excessive and exclusive taste for well-being which men acquire in times of equality.
There was a doctor and his son they were driving to there house then all of the sudden they were in a car crash the doctor died but the son stays alive but needs an operation when the son arrives at the hospital the doctor says "I can't operate this boy.....because he is my son". How can this be?
The best men of the best epochs are simply those who make the fewest blunders and commit the fewest sins.
Repeat and pete was sitting on a cliff pete fell off who was left.
It is only after years of preparation that the young artist should touch color - not color used descriptively, that is, but as a means of personal expression.
I am the killer of all things beasts, kings. I truly rule the throne, i devoure all things, bite steal and decay the bodies around me. What am I?
Manners is the key thing. Say, for instance, when you're growing up, you're walking down the street, you've got to tell everybody good morning. Everybody. You can't pass one person.
why is a cook bad?
What do I think of L.A.? It's boring, with some amazing nuggets. Like there are some parts of it that are great, but by and large I think it's quite boring.
I've just got crap hair. Although I inherited a lot of stuff from my dad, including giant knees, I didn't get his good, thick hair. I got my mother's thin, wispy, non-event hair instead.
I HAD A CAR THE CAR WAS RED WHAT WAS THE CARS NAME
Fiction was invented the day Jonas arrived home and told his wife that he was three days late because he had been swallowed by a whale.
I'm doing it because I choose it. And if it's not working, I can make a change.
Let's talk of a system that transforms all the social organisms into a work of art, in which the entire process of work is included... something in which the principle of production and consumption takes on a form of quality. It's a Gigantic project.
First thinl of the person who lives in disguise, who deals in secrets and tells naught but lies. Next, tell me what's always the last thing to mend, The middle of middle and end of the end? And finaly give me the sound often heard, during the search for a hard-to-find word. Now string them together, and answer me this, Which creature would you be unwilling to kiss?
To this day, my mom's unsinkable spirit is an inspiration to me. For nearly thirty years, she's worked at the Library of Congress. Everyone knows Sameha simply as 'Sami.' Along with 500 miles of shelved books, her closest friendships are cataloged in that library. They are as much the value of work to my mom as is the work itself.
Question: A headless man had a letter to write; It was read by a man who had lost his sight. The dumb repeated it word for word; And deaf was he who listened and heard. Solve this riddle.
The most tragic paradox of our time is to be found in the failure of nation-states to recognize the imperatives of internationalism.
i start with a B and end in a A monkeys eat me and i am yellow what am i
All the characters in my films are fighting these problems, needing freedom, trying to find a way to cut themselves loose, but failing to rid themselves of conscience, a sense of sin, the whole bag of tricks.
A blone girl and a brunette girl jumped off a building.Who died first????
There's a one story house on a purple road. The lawn is purple and the house is purple and the windows are purple and the bathroom is purple and the sky is purple and the bedrooms are purple and the kitchen is purple and the chairs are purple and the dishes are purple and the blankets are purple and the water is purple and the walls are purple and even the PEOPLE are purple, but the carpet is green. What color are the stairs?
While the resurrection promises us a new and perfect life in the future, God loves us too much to leave us alone to contend with the pain, guilt and loneliness of our present life.
Nothing drew me to the film business. I was propelled by the fear and anxiety of Vietnam. I had been drafted into the Marines. My brother was already serving in Vietnam. I bought, if you will, a stay of execution - both literally and figuratively - and went on to graduate school of business from the law school that I was attending.
What animal can jump higher than a house?
Faith is not trying to believe something regardless of the evidence. Faith is daring to do something regardless of the consequences.
The finest works of art are precious, among other reasons, because they make it possible for us to know, if only imperfectly and for a little while, what it actually feels like to think subtly and feel nobly.
How many bricks does it take to complete a brick building?
I know plenty of actresses in their early thirties who look amazing, although there's that old saying: 'Ladies get older, men get more distinguished.'
onnce the teacher asked luis,Are you chewing gum???
The secret is to make sure your family comes before anything else, because no matter what you do you've got to come home.
Significant officials at publicly traded companies are casually and cavalierly engaged in insider trading. Because insider trading has as one of its elements communication, it doesn't take rocket science to realize it's nice to have the communication on tape.
Why did the elephant go to the doctor? He had a trunk ache.
what happened to the boy who swallowed the spoon
And when an architect has designed a house with large windows, which is a necessity today in order to pull the daylight into these very deep houses, then curtains come to play a big role in architecture.
I am but 3 holes,when you come out of me you are still inside me.what am I?
The first step toward change is awareness. The second step is acceptance.
My kids love it. I thought I was the coolest dad in the world when I got to be in a Bond film, but 'Harry Potter', too? Well, I think I qualify for a medal for exceptional parenting or something, don't you?
I married him because he told me it was the only way he could protect me. If we were just manager and client, my family could do whatever they wanted to get me back, but if I was his wife, they couldn't.
your mom says "hi" then your dad says"bye"all your siblings say "hibye" what do you say?
I'm a dad, and I no longer see a way for my kids to even inherit the money that I'm making, let alone go out there, have an idea, and create it in their own lifetime.
We need affordable space travel to inspire our youth, to let them know that they can experience their dreams, can set significant goals and be in a position to lead all of us to future progress in exploration, discovery and fun. Thanks to the X Prize for the inspiration.
The man who throws a bomb is an artist, because he prefers a great moment to everything.
So much of what is best in us is bound up in our love of family, that it remains the measure of our stability because it measures our sense of loyalty. All other pacts of love or fear derive from it and are modeled upon it.
A 500 lb truck is dryving on a 8 mile bridge that can only carry 500 lbs. The truck makes it half way across the bridge and a small bird lands on it. Does the bridge collapse?
You, the foreign media, have been the companion of my people in its long and painful journey to freedom.
I tore myself away from the safe comfort of certainties through my love for truth - and truth rewarded me.
There are 24 married couples on a plain and three single pilots. 5 of the couples are on their way to a honey moon. 7 of them are going on a fishing trip in Baton Rouge, Louisiana. The plain crashes in New Orleans, Louisiana. Every single person dies. How many people do thay bury. HINT:(THINK)
For my own family, I would always choose the makeshift, surrogate family formed by various characters unrelated by blood.
Only God who made us can touch us and change us and save us from ourselves.
Captain Kirk of Star Trek has the usual left ear and right ear, but he also has a third ear. What is his third ear called?
The Beethoven Experience provided the opportunity to solidify the relationship between the Orchestra and me, the Orchestra and me and the public, between all of us and the city of New York, because Beethoven after all is a really amazing point of reference.
There was a semi-truck on a bridge.It weighed exactly 2,000 pounds.The equipment,metal,oil everything.The bridge can only hold 2,000 pounds.1 more milligram would make it collapse.After 1 hour a bird lands on the bridge,and the bridge dosn't collapse.Why is that?
To eat bread without hope is still slowly to starve to death.
this riddle will scramble you A roosters egg is on the top of a barn house, right on the point. wind is blowing 60 mph in EVERY direction, in what direction does the egg fall? and believe me, you're scrambled...
Our life is frittered away by detail... simplify, simplify.
What has four eyes but cant see?
The sound of 'gentle stillness' after all the thunder and wind have passed will the ultimate Word from God.
As soon as men decide that all means are permitted to fight an evil, then their good becomes indistinguishable from the evil that they set out to destroy.
We believed in our idea - a family park where parents and children could have fun- together.
If you fall off a 20' ladder onto a concrete driveway,there is one way you can`t get hurt (a lot).What is the way?
The friendship we share grows amidst the craggy rock pond reeds of water spray fireflies scented with bonfires.