To appear on the stage drunk, to have them leave there and remember me making drunken mistakes, that was death.
When public access to voting is impaired or when public confidence in voting is diluted, democracy suffers and our freedom is less secure.
Pharmaceutical companies are enjoying unprecedented profits and access with this Administration. Yet the Republicans' prescription drug plan for seniors has been a colossal failure, and over 43 million Americans wake up every morning without health insurance.
If a plane crashes between the borders of the U.S.A and Mexico, where would they bury the survivors?
A lot of young players don't really know much about the history of the game and a lot of them are missing out on what the game is all about, especially the whole concept of sportsmanship and teamwork.
Your best friend and worst enemy are both in this room right now. It's not your neighbor right or left - and it's not God or the devil - it's you.
Two mothersand two daughters got their picture taken all together. How ever thee were only three people in the picture. How is this true?
Only in men's imagination does every truth find an effective and undeniable existence. Imagination, not invention, is the supreme master of art as of life.
Successful people recognize crisis as a time for change - from lesser to greater, smaller to bigger.
It has outbursts like a flowers leaves, but they are never green and don't fall of in the winter. It shines like the color of dandylions and as red as caols in the middle.
The school-boy doesn't force himself to learn his vocabularies and rules altogether at night, but knows that be must impress them again in the morning.
Lucky' is for laughs, and there's really nothing funny that I'm doing on 'Dexter.' I think more than anything, both comment on the fact that anybody is capable of anything. Just because they are the shy guy in the corner doesn't mean that they are a harmless little bunny.;Colin Hanks;funny 26607;There have been times when I felt suicidal and I would stop my head from going in that direction of negativity because I thought there'd be something I'd miss that was funny in the future. If there's a chance I'm going to laugh tomorrow then want to live to experience that.;Dave Navarro;funny 26608;And remember, it's also very funny, because side by side with grief lies joy.;Fran Drescher;funny 26609;I liked getting the best villain award. I thought that was funny.;Stephen Dorff;funny 26610;The music industry is really funny, when you have a hit record, everyone knows who are you, everyone wants to do duets with you, then if you have a miss, people suffer from amnesia.;Seal;funny 26611;This ...
what can be seen during the day, but is lost in the night?
I wore goofy hats to school and did musical theater. Most people thought I was a dork. But if you have a sense of humor about it, no one can bring you down.
what ha steeth but cannot bite??
What do you call a group of security guards in front of a Samsung store? Guardians of the Galaxy.
Poets are the only people to whom love is not only a crucial, but an indispensable experience, which entitles them to mistake it for a universal one.
what do you have that people use more than you do?
500 begins it, 500 ends it. A five in the middle is seen. The first of all people, the first of all letters, give me the name of this famous king.
All you need for happiness is a good gun, a good horse, and a good wife.
I suppose I miss the British cynicism and the humor.
What has a light side a dark side and holds the rednecks world together?
When I think of art I think of beauty. Beauty is the mystery of life. It is not in the eye it is in the mind. In our minds there is awareness of perfection.
To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine.
How unhappy is he who cannot forgive himself.
I think it's very empowering to be able to have a career and to be a mother. It gives you an amazing sense of self.
Old mother spinnet had one eye. Behind her, thread would always fly. She would prick the hand of those not careful-believe me it's not a lie. What is she?
A person is born with feelings of envy and hate. If he gives way to them, they will lead him to violence and crime, and any sense of loyalty and good faith will be abandoned.
what goes after the cat where ever it goes ? ?
Nobody who ever gave his best regretted it.
An old fashioned bike wheel has 21 spokes. How many spaces are between the spokes - 20, 21, or 22?
The New Testament evinces its universal design in its very, style, which alone distinguishes it from all the literary productions of earlier and later times.
How many US Congressmen does it take to change a lightbulb? Oh, please. Like they've ever changed anything that needed changing.
It is the artist who realizes that there is a supreme force above him and works gladly away as a small apprentice under God's heaven.
There was an old bridge.It was 2 km.the maximum capacity it could hold 5000 kg,so only one car could go at a time.One day a car with full petrol weighed exact 5000 kg.Now even a bit of stone of 1 g falls on the bridge will break. When the car finished 1 km 3 kg bird came and sat on the bridge did not break?????Why???
I know some people say it's not the best to work with your family, but I have never understood that because it's always worked so well for me.
once there was a man and his wife and only once a week the man would give the wife a peice of cheese and that is all the food she got. One week when the man returns to feed the wife he finds her dead and this was fifteen years after he started doing this routine of feeding her cheese only once a week. how did she survive just eating one piece of cheese a week.
What is metal, expanded at the end, must have a person to ring, played in churches, yet is not what most people would think it is?
You know, fame is a funny thing, man, especially, you know, actors, musicians, rappers, rock singers, it's kind of a lifestyle and it's easy to get caught up in it - you go to bars, you go to clubs, everyone's doing a certain thing... It's tough.
what is a room with no walls
The possibility of a scientific treatment of history means a wider experience, a greater maturity of practical reason, and finally a fuller realization of certain basic ideas regarding the nature of life and time.
Drive across China
Men are moved by two levers only: fear and self interest.
Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to.
there was a fight and the kids had to go to the ofice how did they get there?
As his partner on this amazing journey, I can tell you Mitt Romney was not handed success. He built it.
what is clear, but easily gets dirty. it is sometimes hard, but mostly not. somethings can live in it, but if we do well die. it might not sound important, but yes it is, and without it there will bbe no life.
I would forgive my mom, but she's going to have to admit she did some things that were wrong.
We cannot remember too often that when we observe nature, and especially the ordering of nature, it is always ourselves alone we are observing.
One by one we come to life and side by side we wait, while our company swells in number some come early some come late. Some will bore you, some enthrill, but you can not choose between us, you must take us one and all, because we're bound together tightly and we're naught if we break free; if you want some clues about us simply answer who are we?
Movies always are open to being remade because times change so much, and the tempo of movies changes. I think of it like a James Bond. They can have different actors play the same role... I've had people come up to me and say, 'We want to remake 'The Jerk' with so and so.' And I say, 'Fine.' It just doesn't bother me. It's an honor actually.
What word has one vowel and 7 constanants? IT IS NOT SOME FREAKISH SCIENTIFIC WORD, YOU ACTUALLY USE IT!!!
I'm learning a lot about the culture of weight loss. I didn't know there were bloggers out there who were proud to be fat.
My mom is great and I make sure that we pray together before every race. She helps me put everything in perspective and remind me of the real reason I run.
If you go back to the Greeks and Romans, they talk about all three - wine, food, and art - as a way of enhancing life.
My sister has three kids so I've spent a lot of time around children and I've always really liked them and wanted my own. It's cool because you think all babies are the same but they aren't at all. They all have such different personalities. It's crazy.
I am the most evil person in the world. I am impossible to see though many see me up above. Light is one of my weakneses. Who am I?
Getting through the nights is the toughest part. Being alone. Not having her there to talk to.
What has rivers but n water, cities but no buildings, and frests but no trees?
So for my studio purposes, I know that I'm in my studio with technicians who've done amazing things to my board and to my power amps and I know what I can deliver out of my studio.
This enemy of peace in the world today is unlike any we have seen in the past, and our military is learning from, and building on, previous successes while carrying peace and freedom into the future.
If you break me, I'll not stop working. If you can touch me, my work is done. If you lose me, you must find me with a ring soon after.
I've always been more drawn to being normal than being famous.
What animal drops from the clouds
I always seem to have a vague feeling that he is a Satan among musicians, a fallen angel in the darkness who is perpetually seeking to fight his way back to happiness.
On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks.
A woman has 7 children. Half of them are boys.How can this be possible?
It becomes more necessary to see the truth as it is if you realize that the only vehicle for change are these people who have lost their personality.
Go ballooning over Cappadocia
I think education is one of the greatest tools for most kids not only to expand their book knowledge, but their ability to experience new things - I think it opens more doors than any other experience I can think of.
I think wine is such a big universe that it's kind of like food - it's intimidating to a lot of people, myself included.
the wind blows at 9am the sun rises at 9am its 10 am what color was the wind and sun at 9?
Only when one has lost all curiosity about the future has one reached the age to write an autobiography.
its raning outside (with thunder and lightning and all that good stuff) so you can eather go under a tree wich can get struck by lightning or the abandined house accross the street.(you choose house) you go in and you see a ghost at the end of the hallway so you follow it. you come to a green door and a red door witch do you choose (lets say you chose red) you go through the red one and you see three pictures, the screemer,the mona lesa and america wich do you choose(you chose the screemer)you remove the picture of the screemer. you walk down the hall and theres 4 doors, a green one,red one, blue one and a yellow one(you choose blue) there a man in a chair. he says, im going to kill you,how do you want me to? get shot, or elictric chair? what do you choose?
It is not unprofessional to give free legal advice, but advertising that the first visit will be free is a bit like a fox telling chickens he will not bite them until they cross the threshold of the hen house.
My mom being a psychotherapist, I've been brought up with that whole psychoanalytical terrain.
A man started to town with a fox, a goose and a sack of corn. He came to a stream which he had to cross in a tiny boat. He could only take one across at a time. He could not leave the fox alone with the goose or the goose alone with the corn. How did he get them all safely over the stream?
Down on your knees, and thank heaven, fasting, for a good man's love.
While walking down the street I met a man. He tipped his hat and drew his cane and in this riddle I told his name. What is the man's name?