Why does everyone think the future is space helmets, silver foil, and talking like computers, like a bad episode of Star Trek?
This animal is bigger than the biggest whale, faster than the fastest cheetah, stronger than the greatest King Kong and more dangerous than the most dangerous dinosaur. What animal is it?
A woman's heart must be of such a size and no larger, else it must be pressed small, like Chinese feet her happiness is to be made as cakes are, by a fixed recipe.
There was a big drive when I was at art school to make you aware of the economy of meaning - after all, this was still during the tail end of minimalism. Being responsible for everything you put in your picture, and being able to defend it. Keeping everything clear around you so you know what is operating. To open the wound and keep it clean.
I pass before the sun yet make no shadow, what am I?
I think it's really important to design things with a kind of personality.
Epic poetry exhibits life in some great symbolic attitude. It cannot strictly be said to symbolize life itself, but always some manner of life.
I Am big and yet samll thin yet fat. What am i?
Bad religion is arrogant, self-righteous, dogmatic and intolerant. And so is bad science. But unlike religious fundamentalists, scientific fundamentalists do not realize that their opinions are based on faith. They think they know the truth.
Men in general are quick to believe that which they wish to be true.
I don't care whether you're driving a hybrid or an SUV. If you're headed for a cliff, you have to change direction. That's what the American people called for in November, and that's what we intend to deliver.
A little learning is a dangerous thing, but a lot of ignorance is just as bad.
Never be a food snob. Learn from everyone you meet - the fish guy at your market, the lady at the local diner, farmers, cheese makers. Ask questions, try everything and eat up!
There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary code and those who do not.
We came from a family where we ran our own small business. Our dad made his own products. We made our own sausages, our own meatloafs, our own pickles. Dad had to do everything himself. He had to figure out how to finance his business.
7 apples hanging high, 7 riders passing by, each takes 1, that leaves 6! WHY!!!
To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent.
If the reporter has killed our imagination with his truth, he threatens our life with his lies.
Tall I am young Short I am old With life I do glow Winds breath is my foe What am I?
A man walks to the top of a hill with a blanket. 100 people die because of this. CLUES: The blanket was clean but became dirty at the top of the hill. The man nor the blanket did not carry any diseases. It had nothing to do with suffacation. What had happen?
When a noble life has prepared old age, it is not decline that it reveals, but the first days of immortality.
In the heat of the Russian summer a sleeping car is the most horrible instrument of martyrdom imaginable.
I am painted, I cannot run neither can I walk.what am I?
I belong to the generation of workers who, born in the villages and hamlets of rural Poland, had the opportunity to acquire education and find employment in industry, becoming in the course conscious of their rights and importance in society.
How do you get out of a house that has no windows or doors when all you have is a mirror and a table?
I would believe only in a God that knows how to Dance.
There was a man and he jumped in front of a moving car but didnt get hurt. how did he do it?
We've got people looking at our seamy side and our sad side a lot of the time because that's easier. It's much more difficult to make a film about happiness with lots of jokes in it.
A mere forty years ago, beach volleyball was just beginning. No bureaucrat would have invented it, and that's what freedom is all about.
Nobody really believes in equality anyway.
What's the shortest way to mow a yard?
What do you call a octopus wich is a doctor?
We tend to connect bad food and bad habits with romance and sex.
Each moment of a happy lover's hour is worth an age of dull and common life.
how do you treat a shark
THIS DOG IS A GOOD DOG WAY DOG TO KEEP A FOOL DOG BUSY DOG. READ THIS AGIAN WITHOUT DOG!
What is the vampire's most hated song?
Hugs can do great amounts of good - especially for children.
A father, a son, and a grandfather go fishing. If everyone gets a fish why are there only 2 fish?
Who was the chicken's favorite musician? BAAAACH BACH BACH BACH
The higher one climbs on the spiritual ladder, the more they will grant others their own freedom, and give less interference to another's state of consciousness.
what drinks when not thirsty what can swim but can also drown and what eats even when its not hungry
If we listened to our intellect, we'd never have a love affair. We'd never have a friendship. We'd never go into business, because we'd be cynical. Well, that's nonsense. You've got to jump off cliffs all the time and build your wings on the way down.
Contrary to general belief, I do not believe that friends are necessarily the people you like best, they are merely the people who got there first.
The top drops the music stops what am I?
I hope to refine music, study it, try to find some area that I can unlock. I don't quite know how to explain it but it's there. These can't be the only notes in the world, there's got to be other notes some place, in some dimension, between the cracks on the piano keys.
What is greater than God, more evil than the devil, the poor hve it, the rich need it, and if you eat it you will die?
All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then Success is sure.
toms mom has 4 kids there names are nickle,dime and,quarter what is the fouth kids name????
What has teeth but doesn't eat?
God will forgive me. It's his profession.
I do not understand how it is that financial institutions could think that they could take taxpayer money and then turn around and act like it's business as usual. I don't understand how they can't see that the world has changed in a fundamental way, that it is not business as usual when you take taxpayer dollars.
As one who participated in all the wars of the state of Israel, I saw the horror of wars. I saw the fear of wars. I saw my best friends being killed in battles. I was seriously injured twice.
How does a plant walk? It uses a plant stand.
What makes more as you take them?
Learning to shoot firearms to me is a little like driving stick - it seems like a decent skill to have.
Who in the world am I? Ah, that's the great puzzle.
The wise person often shuns society for fear of being bored.
I reach for the sky, but clutch to the ground; sometimes I leave, but I am always around. What am I?
To be honest, when I'm home, every day is a Friday for me. It doesn't really matter what day it is for me. A lot of my friends actually have time off during the week, and so it doesn't prohibit me from enjoying myself when I am home on a Monday or a Tuesday.
What did Ernie say to Bert when he asked for ice-cream? Sure, Bert!
Clever men are good, but they are not the best.
A man lives in an apartments and gets up for work he lives on the 20th floor he goes to work by going down the elevator and goes of the work he comes back get in the elevatorand presses the 15th floor button and walk the rest of the way to the 20th floor why does he walk the rest of the way?
I've got a really great family round me, two sisters and an older brother and my mum and dad. Everybody's equal.
For strange effects and extraordinary combinations we must go to life itself, which is always far more daring than any effort of the imagination.
There are people who never experience that, who remain closed until death, from fear of change.
To enjoy freedom we have to control ourselves.
Kayaking
What is a traveler's favorite font? Times New Roamin'!
Love seems the swiftest, but it is the slowest of all growths. No man or woman really knows what perfect love is until they have been married a quarter of a century.
When you're a mom and you have three children, nothing bothers you. Trust me. Who cares what people say? I've got other things to deal with.
if Joe has 6 sandpiles & John has 3 sandpiles & they put them together how many sandpiles will they have?
I paint mostly from real life. It has to start with that. Real people, real street scenes, behind the curtain scenes, live models, paintings, photographs, staged setups, architecture, grids, graphic design. Whatever it takes to make it work.
Life accepts me, death regects me. Families know me, a burden i shall be, but in time life will come forth from me. What Am I?
I get so nervous on stage I can't help but talk. I try. I try telling my brain: stop sending words to the mouth. But I get nervous and turn into my grandma. Behind the eyes it's pure fear. I find it difficult to believe I'm going to be able to deliver.
I did successfully kick tobacco at the age of 34. I smoked for like 20 years, from 14 to 34.