Why be a man when you can be a success?
I am round like an apple, deep like a cup, but none of the kings men can pull me up.... what am I
America was not built on fear. America was built on courage, on imagination and an unbeatable determination to do the job at hand.
You couldn't have fed the '50s into a computer and come out with the '60s.
I feel, sometimes, as the renaissance man must have felt in finding new riches at every point and in the certainty that unexplored areas of knowledge and experience await at every turn.
A man went on a trip with a fox, a goose, and a sack of corn. He came upon a stream with a little boat waiting in it. The man could only take himself and one other thing - the fox, the goose, or the sack of corn. How did the man get all three things across the stream in one trip?
An institution or reform movement that is not selfish, must originate in the recognition of some evil that is adding to the sum of human suffering, or diminishing the sum of happiness.
When do elephants have 8 feet?
When I was in college, I was in the theater department, which for anyone who has been involved in any kind of theater program, you know that it's really wacky and tight-knit, a real family. Me and my good friends from college would do random shows and plays that were sometimes serious, but most of the time really goofy and funny.
This is what I like about being a designer: You can't really get it until you see it.
What direction is 4+no5?
It is the superfluous things for which men sweat, - superfluous things that wear our togas theadbare, that force us to grow old in camp, that dash us upon foreign shores.
what did the duck say to the other duck?
How is it they live in such harmony the billions of stars - when most men can barely go a minute without declaring war in their minds about someone they know.
a detective walked up to a door. before he went inside, he heard: "NO BOB! DONT!" the there was a large BANG! well, the detective ran inside the door, to find a plumber, an electrician, and a traveling salesman. there was also a dead woman on the floor with a gun beside her. the detective immediately arrested the traveling salesman. how did he know it was the traveling salesman that killed the woman?
There's something to be said for failing. It's not the failure you feel, it's the failure that people project when something disappoints. You're back to ground zero, where there's no expectations, and that's where I like to be.
Each marriage has to be judged separately, and we never know what's going on in another person's marriage.
Compared to a lot of actresses my age, I'm actually overweight.
two brothers where born on the same day in the same same year the same mother and father but their not twines what are they??
Making movies is difficult and you get disorientated sometimes - even when you're working with fantastic talent.
where do bugs go shopping?
The American people are smart. They've gotten sick of the predictable hyperpartisan talking points and canned anger.
where do cows go to get drinks
A person like myself, born and raised in the inner city of Atlanta, Georgia, to lower-middle-class parents. But I had the opportunity to get an education, to go and earn a commission in the United States Army, to serve for 22 years, to lead men and women in combat.
Facts are to the mind what food is to the body.
side by side 2 people stood they both said that, "this is good" they were both dressed very eqsquisit, and at the end they were 1 instead of 2. What Am I Talking About?
History has shown us that, on extraordinarily rare occasions, it becomes necessary for the federal government to intervene on behalf of individuals whose 14th Amendment rights to legal due process and equal protection may be violated by a state.
It takes a lot of work to put together a marriage, to put together a family and a home.
All cities do face similar, significant trends in the future... most importantly global warming and climate change.
It wasn't a good idea to work on 'Naked' in the first months of a marriage. I was living apart from my wife in a flat overflowing with books I was reading for the part.
What is neither inside the house, outside the house, but no house is complete without it?
The trick with computers I think, is to approach old and new things with the same reverence as you would like your favourite chair and not be seduced by the constant innovation otherwise you never do anything.
A woman had 7 children,half of them are boys.How is this possible?
What happens once in a minute twice in a week and once in a year
If you die you're completely happy and your soul somewhere lives on. I'm not afraid of dying. Total peace after death, becoming someone else is the best hope I've got.
You can't blame gravity for falling in love.
whats at the end of every and yanky but it starts YMCA and if you dont get this you dont deserve a kiss
I have seen doctors, in good faith, leave patients on steroids for years, thinking they are doing right. A friend of mine was on steroids for so long, she has severe osteoporosis.
You took your friends on a trip. It is a four mile drive and the gas costs $3.25 per gallon. The tickets costs $5.25. And popcorn costs $2.25. What are the names of your best friend?
Presidential leadership needn't always cost money. Look for low- and no-cost options. They can be surprisingly effective.
one beautiful nite a king and queen were on a boat. the moon was so beautiful the queen wanted to get closer, she accidently fell out the boat trying o get close. how many passengers were left on the boat?
Obviously there's not much options when you're a cartoonist - you pretty much either work at home or rent an office I guess, and working at home just seems easier.
I have a bed but can not sleep, i have a mouth but can not speak, i have a bank but have no mouny ......... What am i?
House Republican leadership have refused to allow a clean minimum wage vote. Close to 15 million Americans will be affected if we did this. Do Republicans really expect a family to live on less than $11,000 a year?
Of no use to one Yet absolute bliss to two. The small boy gets it for nothing. The young man has to lie for it. The old man has to buy it. The baby's right, The lover's privilege, The hypocrite's mask. To the young girl, faith; To the married woman, hope; To the old maid, charity.
When you stop learning, stop listening, stop looking and asking questions, always new questions, then it is time to die.
People can undergo a sudden change of thinking and loyalties under threat of death or intense social pressure and isolation from friends and family.
Love casts out fear, but we have to get over the fear in order to get close enough to love them.
if you stack thousands of pizza pies on top of eachother what would you get?
how are you
We are losing sight of civility in government and politics. Debate and dialogue is taking a back seat to the politics of destruction and anger and control. Dogma has replaced thoughtful discussion between people of differing views.
One problem with age is that patience begins to ebb.
History shows that where ethics and economics come in conflict, victory is always with economics. Vested interests have never been known to have willingly divested themselves unless there was sufficient force to compel them.
Peter killed someone, he is a murderer. peter was guilty & David was innosent. They went to court. After a while, they came out. The lawyers found out Peter was the murderer but they arrest david, why?
The trite saying that honesty is the best policy has met with the just criticism that honesty is not policy. The real honest man is honest from conviction of what is right, not from policy.
There is a murder and there are tire tracks at the murder scene... But there is no car, and no bike.... How is this possible??
what thing bounces, very curly, and ment to use for pressing pens??
Those who weep for the happy periods which they encounter in history acknowledge what they want not the alleviation but the silencing of misery.
Knowledge is the consequence of time, and multitude of days are fittest to teach wisdom.
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A camel travels a certain distance each day. Strangely enough, two of its legs travel 30 miles each day and the other two legs travel nearly 31 miles. It would seem that two of the camel's legs must be one mile ahead of the other two legs, but of course this can't be true. Since the camel is normal, how is this situation possible?
I am conservative with a small 'c.' It's possible to be conservative in fiscal policy, and tolerant on moral issues or questions of freedom of expression.
Government is, by its very nature, a destroyer of liberties the Obama administration, specifically, is promising to interfere with the economy and the health care system so profoundly that Washington will soon have us all in chains.
You are in a room that is completely bricked in on all four sides, including the ceiling and floor. You have nothing but a mirror and a wooden table in the room with you. How do you get out?
I've had a good life. Enough happiness, enough success.
what does man love more then life, fear more then death or mortal strife. what the poor, have the rich require, and all contented men desire. what misers spend, what spendthrifts save. and all men carry to there grave?
The reason I exercise is for the quality of life I enjoy.
I am the center of gravity, hold a capital situation in Vienna, and as I am foremost in every victory, am allowed by all to be invaluable. Though I am invisible, I am clearly seen in the midst of a river. I could name three who are in love with me and have three associates in vice. It is vain that you seek me for I have long been in heaven yet even now lie embalmed in the grave. What am I?
I became alienated from this religious upbringing, and started making music. I wanted to be a big star. All those things I saw in the films and on the media took hold of me, and perhaps I thought this was my god: the goal of making money.
There is also this benefit in brag, that the speaker is unconsciously expressing his own ideal. Humor him by all means, draw it all out, and hold him to it.
I come once in a second, twice in a week, and once in a year. What am I?
What is half of twelve?
The openness of rural Nebraska certainly influenced me. That openness, in a way, fosters the imagination. But growing up, Lincoln wasn't a small town. It was a college town. It had record stores and was a liberal place.
While President Bush likes to project an image of strength and courage, the real truth is that in the presence of his large financial contributors, he is a moral coward.
WHAT IS YELLOW. LOOKS LIKE THE MOON. AND HAS SEEDS?
What is Mozart doing right now? Decomposing
The main environmental challenge of the 21st century is poverty. When you don't know where your next meal is coming from, it's hard to consider the environment 100 years down the line.