A 1952 episode of "I Love Lucy was titled "Lucy Is Enceinte" because what English word was censored?
The fur of the binturong, also known as the "Asian Bear Cat," smells like popcorn. The scent is believed to come from a gland located near the tail
It is not enough to have great qualities We should also have the management of them.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Because of the silent P.
Canyoning
True happiness always resides in the quest.
Visit Angkor Wat
What kind of fuel do UFO's only use.
Play a game of full contact American football
Asthma affects one in fifteen children under the age of eighteen
In the agency abbreviation "EEOC," the first E stands for "equal" and the second stands for what?
There are few things more liberating in this life than having your worst fear realized.
Where does the General keep his armies? In his sleevies.
Make choices and dont look back.
Nordic skating
You're on the first floor of a house and you have no view of the second story of the house. There are three light switches on the first floor that turn on three lights on the second floor. You can only have one switch on at a time and you can only go upstairs once. How do you find out which switch goes to which light.
I would never exaggerate... ...in a million years.
The fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth is called Arachibutyrophobia
All the principles of heaven and earth are living inside you. Life itself is truth, and this will never change. Everything in heaven and earth breathes. Breath is the thread that ties creation together.
A bill of fare is more commonly known as a what?
Cycling
You have as many hours in a day as the people you admire most.
Perform as a clown at a party
bob's mother has three sons bill,pennie and who
The Kodiak, which is native to Alaska, is the largest bear and can measure up to eight feet and weigh as much as 1,700 pounds
Why'd the chicken cross the Mobius strip? To get to the same side.
Fear controls you.
If it ain't broke don't fix it.
Needlepoint
Get a tattoo
In the classic Rocky and Bullwinkle cartoons,Rocky is what type of animal?
When my skin gets peeled, I bleed, when someone cuts me in half they see cancer spots forming, when held I'm a bucket of water, what am I?
No piece of paper can be folded in half more than 7 times
How did the musician catch his fish? He castanet
In the climactic prom scene of the 1976 film "Carrie," the title character is doused with the blood of what farm animal?
Oh, I was never a businessman. I was a visionary, a dreamer.
Work is never as important as you think it is.
Puzzles
Canoe in the Boundary Waters
I fly without wing. I stand without leg. I destroy everything I touch. What am I?
A farmer who rolled over a cart of horse manure... is reported to be in "stable condition."
One out of 20 people have an extra rib
I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once, but I fear the man who has practiced one kick 10,000 times.
Attend a champagne breakfast
Remember that spiders are more afraid of you, than you are of them.
Knife throwing
A 2009 New York Times article coined the term "Ralph Kramden" to refer to what physical trait?
How can you fit an Elephant into a Ziploc bag the safeway by taking the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way?
The word "comet" comes from the Greek word "kometes" meaning long hair and referring to the tail
On food packaging, a circle with a "U" indicates that the food is certified as what?
I rang up a local builder and said, "I want a skip outside my house." He said, "I'm not stopping you."
You don't need to floss all of your teeth. Only the ones you want to keep.
Volunteering
Ride the ten tallest roller coasters on earth
Adversity causes some men to break others to break records.
What is special about Forlida?
NASCAR stands for National Association for Stock Car Auto Racing
*THUD* "What was that?" "My pants fell down." "...Why so loud?" "I'm wearing them."
Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common sense.
Make love to somebody who doesn’t speak my language
Don't use Excel or Powerpoint documents for your basic word processing needs.
A chemical compound known as DHA is a common active ingredient in what beauty product?
Filmmaking
What do you call a man that was bitten by a bat?
The "naked recreation and travel" industry has grown by 233% in the past decade
A 2010 Billboard hit,"Dog Days are Over" is a song by the British band "Florence and the" what?
Balloon's What's a balloon's favorite genre of music? Pop.
It is very easy to love alone.
If you have the chance, take it!
Watch making
Visit the Blue Mosque
one SUNDAY afternoon and mr black had in formed that his jewlery had benn stolen.so he asks the maid if she had seen it she said she was gettin the POST.so he asked the butler he said he was looking after the dog.he asked the chef he said he was makin the lunch. finally he asked the gardenerhe said he was planting seeds for the next days dinner.who stole his jewlery.
There is a restaurant in Stockholm that only offers all-garlic products. They even have a garlic cheesecake
I think I have a dark view of the world. I have to make everything funny, otherwise it all seems so sad.
I'm in the terminator musical. I'll be Bach.
In the classic Mark Twain novel,Tom Sawyer lives in a small town located near what river?
Don't always believe what you think.
Attend the ballet
Skipping rope
There are four people trying to cross a bridge. They each take a different amount of time to cross: 1 minute ; 2 minutes ; 5 minutes ; and 10 minutes. The bridge can only hold 2 people at a time, so they must cross the bridge in pairs. The two people paired together must travel at the speed of the slower person (i.e. 5 min. & 10 min. person paired takes 10 min. total to go across). After two people have crossed, one person must return to the other side to give the ‘all clear.’ (i.e. the 5 min. person would return, taking 5 min, and bringing the total time to 15). Get all four people across in 17 min.
After my mom died, there was so much written about her fashion and her style and all that, and I felt that one of the most important parts of her was missing, her real intellectual curiosity.
A classic 1976 song by Blue Oyster Cult features the advice "Don't Fear The" what?
Pitcher Darold Knowles once pitched all seven games of one World Series
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck.
You will always regret the round of Tequila.
Overcome my fear of spiders
Palmistry
If my name was mixed with my dads name, it would be maroon.if I mixed with mom, I'd be just a tiny weeny lighter.If my mom mixed her name and my dads name, it would be my name. My dads name is blue What is my name? *whats my moms name?*
It takes the Hubble telescope about 97 minutes to complete an orbit of the Earth. On average, the Hubble uses the equivilent amount of energy as 30 household light bulbs to complete an orbit.
The scientists a scientist went to a remote island with a dog in order to teach his speaking. Three years later, the scientist returns, and is asked about his experiment; he replied "woof, woof, woof"
The great and important duty which is incumbent on Christians, is to guard against all appearance of evil to watch against the first risings in the heart to evil and to have a guard upon our actions, that they may not be sinful, or so much as seem to be so.
It always seems impossible, until it's done.
Mountain biking
Spend a night in a tree house
what do you call twins?
7-Eleven stores were temporarily converted into Kwik E-marts to promote the release of what movie?
Every three days a human stomach gets a new lining
I have always thought that change you can see and feel is best.
A police officer bought a robot this robot was fueled by sodium and alkaline, but could only hold enough for 24 hours at a time. so every morning he had to charge it with a salt and battery.
A 2009 New York Times article coined the term "Ralph Kramden" to refer to what physical trait?
Measure twice, cut once.
Proverbs
Attend a live polo match
you go to the forest and got it when you got it you could not get it so you left it there and brought it home. What is it?
Who was the most important Knight of the Round Table? Sir Cumference.
From 18 to 22, I was alone, living in L.A. with a bunch of friends, partying.
Throughout the South, peanuts were known as "Monkey Nuts," and "Goober peas," before the civil war
Accentuate the positive, eliminate the negative.
Lego building
See Komodo Dragons in the wild
In the Bizet opera, "Carmen," the flirtatious Carmen works in what type of establishment?
A blonde sister and a brunette sister both had $50.00. They wanted to buy a bull fo r$100.00. So they put their money together and were going to buy the bull. The blonde told her brunette sister to send her a teleagram when she got the bull so she could come get the bull. After the sister bought the byll for what was supposed to be $100.00 was only $99.00 she went to the telegram place. She asked how many words she could get for $1.00. The clerk said one word and he asked why. The brunette sister said my sister is a dumb blonde this is the word I want to tell her to come for the bull. What word was that?
A bushel is a standard unit originally used to measure the weight of what?
The Koala bear is not really a bear, but is really related to the kangaroo and the wombat.
Why did the football coach go to the bank? To get his quarter back.
I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes, I had one thousand and sixty.
Exercise in the rain can really make you feel alive.
Sociology
Witness a tsunami
i like honey and i dont like bee's, im am yellow-brown , what am i?
I'm very keen I could tell he was bald at the drop of a hat.
It is estimated that by the end of 2000, there has been 142,600 tonnes of gold mined in the world
I don't believe in accidents. There are only encounters in history. There are no accidents.
bob's mother has three sons bill,pennie and who
When faced with a choice, do both.
In the business abbreviation "R & D," the "R" stands for what?
Cardistry
Camp in the Australian Outback
If you are ever in doubt about whether or not to wash your hair: Wash it.
In the classic animated movie "The Little Mermaid," Ariel's best friend is a fish named what?
Vampires have always held a very seductive kind of lore and have always been some variety of attractive, whether it's attractiveness that's born of just the physical attributes that they have - this kind of ethereal beauty or translucent pallor - or whether it is more to do with the way they carry themselves.
Even though I never move...I seem to circle you. Some have been blinded by me...but if I went away you would die.
Visit the Micronesian ruins
Men in their early twenties shave an average of four times a week
I still remember what my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket... "How far do you think I can kick this bucket?!"
Longboarding
In a day, kids in the U.S. that are between the ages of 2 - 8 spend 28 minutes of their time coloring
Define "Will". Isn't it obvious? It's a dead giveaway!
There is no end to education. It is not that you read a book, pass an examination, and finish with education. The whole of life, from the moment you are born to the moment you die, is a process of learning.
Dynamite is a tool that can be used to cut down trees. To cut a tree 18 inches in diameter requires five sticks of dynamite: one on the north, south, east and west sides of the tree, and the fifth stick on the side to which the tree should fall. During construction of a dam, a tree 18 inches in diameter was completely covered by water. Since the treetop was fouling the boat's propellers, it had to be cut down. A diver went down and put a stick of dynamite on the four sides of the tree. Since the current is flowing south at 2 knots per hour, on which side of the tree would you instruct the diver to put the fifth stick of dynamite if you wanted the tree to fall north?
Public speaking
On the cartoon series Scooby-Doo, Where Are You, which character usually wears an ascot?
It's wrong to be right.
Visit Yosemite
The word "toy" comes from an old English word that means "tool."
There will always be a place for us somewhere, somehow, as long as we see to it that working people fight for everything they have, everything they hope to get, for dignity, equality, democracy, to oppose war and to bring to the world a better life.
A 20th-century fashion icon, Gabrielle Chanel was better known by what nickname?
Why were Wrigley, Doublemint, and Orbit watching CNN? To find out the latest on gum control legislation.
Enjoy a little nonsense now and then.
Practice the kama sutra with a beautiful girl
Proofreading and editing
what is better then god worst then the devil rich people need it poor people have it.
Why were the Libyans eating money? They were having dinar.
The Great Pyramids used to be as white as snow because they were encased in a bright limestone that has worn off over the years
My wife comes with me on all the movies, but she is not an appendage to a film star or anything like that. She is a completely intertwined partner. She is the other half of me. Also, we're still very much in love with each other. We always have been, we always will be.
I am a season.To find out how many letters are in my name yoy.....don't bother;it wouldn't help at all.It would help to know that the fourth letter in my name is second letter in the product of one million and one thousand.I am _________.
A problem shared is a problem halved.
Flower arranging
See icebergs up close
In the classic Shel Silverstein book "The Giving Tree," what type of tree gives its fruit to a little boy?
A 2010 Billboard hit,"Dog Days are Over" is a song by the British band "Florence and the" what?
My dad's a scratch golfer and I've got the knack of seeing something and then replicating it. I saw my dad swing a club and I worked out how to do the same thing. My backswing and follow-through have been basically the same since I was two.
The Gastric Flu can cause projectile vomiting
Why don't blind people like to skydive? Because it scares the dog.
How hot was the stove that the gingerbreadman came out of?
If your hair is thinning, try dying your hair a similar tone to your scalp.
Fly in a wingsuit
Cooking
A farmer who rolled over a cart of horse manure... is reported to be in "stable condition."
The first couple to be shown on a sitcom sleeping in the same bed was "Mary Kay and Johnny."
In the Bahamas, Oct 12th is Discovery Day, marking the arrival of what European explorer?
Revolution, n. In politics, an abrupt change in the form of misgovernment.
During WWII, there was a bridge connecting Germany and Switzerland, and on the German side, there was a sentry tower with a guard in it. He would come out every three minutes to check on the bridge, and he had orders to turn back anyone who tried to get into Germany, and shoot anyone trying to escape without a pass. There was a woman who desperately needed to get into Switzerland, and she knew she didn't have time to get a pass. It would take her at least six minutes to cross the bridge, but she managed to do it. How?
Accentuate the positive, eliminate the negative.
Experience an earthquake
Vegetable farming
In the AAMCO song, when does the double beep occur.
NASCAR stands for National Association for Stock Car Auto Racing
For years I have been going to the South of France to cool out.
Did you hear about the production delays at that company that makes scales using lengthy pipes? They had really long weights.
Rule number 1: Try not to die. Rule number 2: Don't be a dick.
See the Sistine Chapel
Pen Spinning
I give milk and have a horn but I'm not a cow? What am I?
It is estimated that by the end of 2000, there has been 142,600 tonnes of gold mined in the world
Why did the redditor go to /r/zelda? To boost his link karma!
It is a common experience that a problem difficult at night is resolved in the morning after the committee of sleep has worked on it.
A certain crime is punishable if attempted but not punishable if committed. What is it?
Accept advice.
Blacksmithing
A blanket or shawl made of colored squares sewn or crocheted together is called a what?
See Big Ben
In the act that incited WWI,Serbian Gavrilo Princip assassinated Archduke Franz Ferdinand in 1914 in what city?
Why was the math book sad? It had a lot of problems
But this is Miami, you can't come to Miami and not show any skin. You gotta show something. If you're all covered up in this heat, you're gonna make me pass out out just to look at you. It's sweaty in Miami-but the diamonds will keep me cool.
Colgate faced a big obstacle marketing toothpaste in Spanish speaking countries. Colgate translates into the command "go hang yourself."
What passes through glass without breaking it?
If it still itches after a week, go to the doctors.
Public speaking
Attend the Rugby Union World Cup
There are three types of people in this world. Those who can count and those who can't.
A chicken with red earlobes will produce brown eggs, and a chicken with white earlobes will produce white eggs
We simply can no longer afford to deny the full potential of one half of the population. The world needs to tap into the talent and wisdom of women. Whether the issue is food security, economic recovery, health, or peace and security, the participation of women is needed now more than ever.
On the Internet, the abbreviation "LOL" typically denotes which of these emotional states?
Attend the Grand Prix
there is an plain it crashes every single person dies 1 man survives .how is it possible ?
Learn from your mistakes.
Fitness
In the children's book "The Little Engine That Could",what is the engine attempting to deliver?
Men in their early twenties shave an average of four times a week
A man was caught stealing in a supermarket today while balanced on the shoulders of a couple of vampires. He was charged with shoplifting on two counts.
It's a good place when all you have is hope and not expectations.
What passes through glass without breaking it?
Just because you are offended, doesn't mean you are right.
Handball
Bathe in the Ganges
One gallon of pure maple syrup weighs 11 pounds
Why was 9 afraid of 20? 28 29's
The great question that has never been answered, and which I have not yet been able to answer, despite my thirty years of research into the feminine soul, is 'What does a woman want?'
there was a big boat full of people but not a single person on the boat,why?
Longboarding
Visit Fingal’s Cave
In the Bible, whose height is given as "six cubits and a span," somewhere between nine and twelve feet?
Take time once in a while to look up at the stars for at least 5 minutes, in order to comprehend your cosmic significance.
Why did the melon try so hard to get her father's approval? Because she cant-aloupe
In the classic book "The Swiss Family Robinson," the Robinsons build a makeshift house where?
Asthma affects one in fifteen children under the age of eighteen
In fact, the converse is true: At a time when the United States has been called on for a level of moral leadership, vision and inspiration not seen since World War II, we cannot afford to dissemble about crimes against humanity.
My first is in some but not in all. My second in into but not in tall. My third in little but not in big. My fourth in pork but not in pig. My whole is made in nature?s way. For clothing, rugs used every day.
Plant a tree.
Attend a Renaissance Festival
Basketball
A chicken with red earlobes will produce brown eggs, and a chicken with white earlobes will produce white eggs
What has a bottom at the top? Your legs.
The man who never dreams, goes slowly mad.
what is better than God what is better than the Devil the rich need it and the poor have it what is it?
If you need cheering up, try searching online for photos of kittens.
Organise and execute a romantic picnic
Photography
In the Bahamas, Oct 12th is Discovery Day, marking the arrival of what European explorer?
A 20th-century fashion icon, Gabrielle Chanel was better known by what nickname?
Which day do chickens fear most? Fryday.
I believe my woman shouldn't work outside the home.
In 2002, the most popular boat name in the U.S. was Liberty
Whats balck and white and black and white and black and white?
Quality beats quantity.
Smoke legal weed in the US
Robot combat
Did you hear about the ointment... Did you hear about the ointment that couldn't stop talking about politics? When confronted, he said he was just trying to be topical.
Five thousandths of a millimeter is the tolerance of accuracy at the LEGO mould factories
Men make history and not the other way around. In periods where there is no leadership, society stands still. Progress occurs when courageous, skillful leaders seize the opportunity to change things for the better.
yesterdqy i wasn't here , today i'm here , tomorrow i'll be absent too . and perhaps i'll see once a week ! zho i'm i ?
Once you find a really good friend don't do anything that could mess up your friendship.
Explore the Mendenhall Caves
Knife making
A chemical compound known as DHA is a common active ingredient in what beauty product?
In the classic book "The Swiss Family Robinson," the Robinsons build a makeshift house where?
No piece of paper can be folded in half more than 7 times
Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
In fact, technology has been the story of human progress from as long back as we know. In 100 years people will look back on now and say, 'That was the Internet Age.' And computers will be seen as a mere ingredient to the Internet Age.
I turn polar bears white and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid and normal people look like celebrities. I turn pancakes brown and make your champane bubble. If you squeeze me, I'll pop. If you look at me, you'll pop. Can you guess the riddle?
Hardware
Repeat people's names when you meet them.
Visit Angkor Wat
What's the difference between Bird flu and swine flu? For one you get tweetment and the other you get oinkment...
The Great Pyramids used to be as white as snow because they were encased in a bright limestone that has worn off over the years
I have a new little stray dog that I've had for about a month now. His name is Mikey Mohawk - he's this little terrier with a natural Mohawk. My friend found him hit by a car on Pico Boulevard.
A 1960s TV character played by Al Lewis, Count Vladimir Dracula is better known by what name?
The man who makes will want to sell it The man who buys it will never use it The man who uses it will never know it
Accentuate the positive, eliminate the negative.
Publish my poetry
Taxidermy
Native Indians have been known to paint their doors blue, which they believe keeps the bad spirits out
A 1960s TV character played by Al Lewis, Count Vladimir Dracula is better known by what name?
What did the eye say to the other eye? Something smells between us.
Chuck, a bestselling author of romantic fiction, had suspected for some time that his wife Eva was unfaithful, though he had no proof. One afternoon, while Chuck was working on his latest bodice-ripper, Eva mentioned that she intended to go to the movies and would be out for a few hours. As Eva went to the door, Chuck looked at her pensively, then resumed his work. Three hours later, Eva returned, took her coat off and asked Chuck weather he wanted some coffee. When she returned from the kitchen, Chuck asked her to sit down as he wanted to talk to her. "Eva," he said, "I want a divorce." Can you figure out how he knew?
I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.
You have as many hours in a day as the people you admire most.
Orienteering
Take a train across Canada
Someone dropped their Scrabble in the middle of the road... that's the word on the street anyway.
I certainly don't sit around in the morning making pancakes listening to Whitehouse or anything.
Every three days a human stomach gets a new lining
Have a firm handshake.
Kitesurfing
A bit in a gossip column that doesn't mention any names is often called a what?
Learn to do a standing flip or kip-up
THERE ARE 12 CHICKENS ONE OF WITCH IS ABOUT TO DIE 4 CHIMPS 6 SNAKES HOW MANY HEADS ALTOGETHER
A caprese salad traditionally includes which of these ingredients?
Why do space rocks taste better than earth rocks? Because they are a little meteor
Not all polar bears hibernate; only pregnant females polar bears do
eat us and we will give you strengh, eat us and you we will make u suffocate, We come in many shapes and sizes, We come in one shape and size, use as a tool for your disposal, If we are lost and one is left, with little luck only one can reunite us all. Who are we?
Cannibals prefer those who have no spines.
The most important thing is the thing most easily forgotten.
See the tulips in bloom in Holland
Video editing
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity... ... It's impossible to put down
My mother accidentally gave me food poisoning. She fed me baby carrots for a snack before Christmas dinner - but they had expired in June! I threw up for the next 24 hours.
The first couple to be shown on a sitcom sleeping in the same bed was "Mary Kay and Johnny."
Always double check you actually attached the file to the email.
Djembe
In the animal kingdom, what term is used to describe the male who is the dominant member of a group?
Party on Ibiza
if god created the universe. then who created god?
Japan has approximately 200 volcanoes and is home to 10% of the active volcanoes in the world
Friendship marks a life even more deeply than love. Love risks degenerating into obsession, friendship is never anything but sharing.
Where did Napoleon Bonaparte keep his armies? In his sleevies.
On the Internet, the abbreviation "LOL" typically denotes which of these emotional states?
Bike along the Rhine River
Electronic games
Things are just things. Don't get too attached to them.
What do you put into a barrel to make it lighter?
The three best-known western names in China: Jesus Christ, Richard Nixon, and Elvis Presley
James Bond went to get a haircut. The barber asked him if he wanted to dye his hair as well. Bond replied "Dye another day."
I remain optimistic. What we've seen in Europe and the rest of the world is that freedom has a much stronger attraction than radical fundamentalism.
Don't judge a book by its cover, unless it has a synopsis on the back.
Visit Alcatraz
Running
In the classic tale "Moby Dick," Moby Dick is what kind of whale?
I have no fangs, yet I constantly bite. I have no scales, yet I slither through you. What am I?
Mommy! I found a $10 bill today, but I threw it away, cus it was fake. "Oh, how did you know it was fake?" "It had two zeroes instead of one."
The two factories of the Jelly Belly Candy Company produces approximately 100,000 pounds of jelly beans a day. this amounts to about 1,250,000 jelly beans an hour
On his show "Man v Food," host Adam Richman won the "Davy Jones Locker Challenge" by eating 7 pounds of what?
I seriously love to cook... My grandmother was an amazing cook. As a kid I used to help her make handmade pasta, Cavatelli and Ravioli. It was one of my favorite things to do. I love the idea of making whatever is in the fridge into something.
Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. Employ correctly with apt timing.
Visit the Blue Mosque
mycology
We are five little objects of an everyday sort. You will find us all in a tennis court. What are we?
What happens if socialism comes to the Sahara? Old Soviet-era joke told in Russia: What happens if socialism comes to the Sahara? Nothing at first, but then the sand shortages will start.
The first couple to be shown on a sitcom sleeping in the same bed was "Mary Kay and Johnny."
Great love affairs start with Champagne and end with tisane.
If you're going bald, don't comb your hair over your bald patch.
Glassblowing
Visit the Titan Missile Museum
On the cartoon series Scooby-Doo, Where Are You, which character usually wears an ascot?
You're paddling up stream in a conoe when one of the wheels falls off. How pancakes fit in the dog house?
Why did the boy take a pencil and paper to bed? He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.
Proclaim human equality as loudly as you like, Witless will serve his brother.
Mars is the home of Olympus Mons, the largest known volcano in our solar system
In the cable drama "Boss," Kelsey Grammar plays a crooked mayor of what U.S. city?
Visit the Wizarding World of Harry Potter
People-watching
Most things look better when you put them in a circle.
One day,a police ran after the theif while they walk pass the postand,the police caught up with the theif and search his body but cant find any money in his body.Why is that so??
You can have too much of a good thing.
There is a restaurant in Stockholm that only offers all-garlic products. They even have a garlic cheesecake
Do you have a hole in your sock? "No ..." *(looks at sock)* . . How'd you get your foot in it?
Love lives on hope, and dies when hope is dead; It is a flame which sinks for lack of fuel.
Explore Melbourne
On the human body, the intercostal muscles are located where?
Fashion design
A man goes to his mother funeral, there, he meets a woman. They go out and the part there seperate ways. The man forgets to get the womans phone number. Three days later he kills his Father...Why?
My brother likes driving black and white F1 race cars. They call him the F1 racist.
A Boston native,what late night host's sister made her film debut as one of the Eklund sisters in "The Fighter"?
Art in the classroom not only spurs creativity, it also inspires learning.
It is estimated that by the end of 2000, there has been 142,600 tonnes of gold mined in the world
Once in a while, eat some sweets you used to enjoy when you were younger.
Drink tea in India
Auto detailing
there was a man and he went and bought 2 apricots and he returned home to his house. He ate one of the apple and then threw it away. how many apricots did he have left?
No one ever thought Clint Eastwood was funny, but he was.
Why is ok to leave the lid off a basket of socialist crabs? Because whenever one of them climbs to the top, the others drag it back down.
There are six million parts in the Boeing 747-400.
YOLO
Give a eulogy
A book about fashion and gay culture "Don We Now Our Gay Apparel" takes its title from what Christmas carol?
Cross-stitch
A man is eating his dinner and decides its late so he does his dishes goes upstairs turns his light out and goes to bed. In the morning he wakes up and turns the t.v. on. Because of an accident he caused he is arrested. what did he cause.
All these people getting emails from the Prince of Nigeria, I got one from an Egyptian Pharaoh... But it turned out to just be a pyramid scheme.
black as night or ink, i will comfort you, but be wary for your horses i tire
In 1865, the U.S. Secret Service was first established for the specific purpose to combat the counterfeiting of money
Culture is the habit of being pleased with the best and knowing why.
Good things come to those who wait.
Wax sealing
Explore a hedge maze
On March 4, 2010, baby Cecelia Marie Halpert was "born" on an emotional episode of what hit TV series?
What do you call an Italian guy with a rubber toe? Roberto
Five thousandths of a millimeter is the tolerance of accuracy at the LEGO mould factories
In the business abbreviation "R & D," the "R" stands for what?
In 1960, when I came out of prison as an ex-convict, I had more freedom under parolee supervision than there's available... in America right now.
See a polar bear in the wild
Writing music
If you are feeling down, try holding a pencil between your top lip and your nose for five minutes.
there is a man found dead on the side of the road. All he has is a knap sack on his back. There is no blood. How did he die