The education of women is the best way to save the environment.
If I designed a computer with 200 chips, I tried to design it with 150. And then I would try to design it with 100. I just tried to find every trick I could in life to design things real tiny.
If you had 10 completly white geese and then other completly white geese on the other side of the river. and your geese cross the river how can you tell ur geese apart from the other white geese.
Dreams will get you nowhere, a good kick in the pants will take you a long way.
A lady and a man have kids on the same day of the same year and they are not twins how can that be.
I ALWAYS GO UP NEVER DOWN AND I WILL NEVER STOP GOING UP WHAT AM I?
The best movies are simple.
the woman has nine pens but she sayds she has ten. How do we find out the correct answer??
I started to send my work to journals when I was 26, which was just a question of when I got the courage up. They were mostly journals I had been reading for the previous six or seven years.
There are no ideas in the Republican Party right now in the Congress. They're the party of no. They desperately need some intellectual leadership. And whatever you think of Newt Gingrich, he can supply intellectual leadership. So I hope he does run.
why is number ten scared of number seven?
What is one thing that all wise men, regardless of their religion or politics, agree is between heaven and earth?
Fear was absolutely necessary. Without it, I would have been scared to death.
God tolerates even our stammering, and pardons our ignorance whenever something inadvertently escapes us - as, indeed, without this mercy there would be no freedom to pray.
You throw away the outside an dcook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat?
We have two dogs, Mabel and Wolf, and three cats at home, Charlie, George and Chairman. We have two cats on our farm, Tom and Little Sister, two horses, and two mini horses, Hannah and Tricky. We also have two cows, Holy and Madonna. And those are only the animals we let sleep in our bed.
When we are no longer able to change a situation - we are challenged to change ourselves.
There are no passangers on the bus at the begin of its journey. 3 people get on. Then another 2 people get on with 1 getting off, another 4 people get on with 2 getting off. Another 5 get on with noone getting off at that stop. 6 people get on with 9 getting off. How many people were on the bus after the 9 people got off
He who is cruel to animals becomes hard also in his dealings with men. We can judge the heart of a man by his treatment of animals.
It is so often true that whether a person carries with him an atmosphere of gloom and depression or one of confidence and courage depends on his individual outlook.
A father and a son get into a car cash and the father dies immediately. The son gets rushed off to the hospital and needs surgery. The surgeon comesin and says " I can't work on him he is my son." How could this be?(he is not adopted nor have a step father)
Girls are the future mothers of our society, and it is important that we focus on their well-being.
I'm for whatever gets you through the night.
You can see nothing else When you look in my face, I will look you in the eye And I will never lie.
Study until twenty-five, investigation until forty, profession until sixty, at which age I would have him retired on a double allowance.
You are going to St. Irvings. You meet a man who has seven wifes. Each wife has bag of seven cats. For each cat there are seven kittens. How many people are going to St. Irvings?
I'm trying to make God more relevant in our society.
whos is farsighted, and has a true shot, and who rarely tires?
The only freedom which deserves the name is that of pursuing our own good, in our own way, so long as we do not attempt to deprive others of theirs, or impede their efforts to obtain it.
Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny.
I believe that one defines oneself by reinvention. To not be like your parents. To not be like your friends. To be yourself. To cut yourself out of stone.
What is yours but your friends use it more than you do?
Things that I felt absolutely sure of but a few years ago, I do not believe now. This thought makes me see more clearly how foolish it would be to expect all men to agree with me.
What kind of nut has no shell?
And I do believe that the way to change a society, to uplift people - not just their spirit, but to uplift their society and economic base - is through education.
I only answer to two people, myself and God.
the person who made it, sold it, the person who bought it, didn't use it, but the person who used it, didn't know he was using it, what is it?
What has no weight,you can see it and if you put it in a barrel it will make the barrel lighter?
When you put your total faith in God, no matter what happens, to a person who's a true believer, if you die, you know you're going to heaven to be with God.
Faith consists in being vitally concerned with that ultimate reality to which I give the symbolical name of God. Whoever reflects earnestly on the meaning of life is on the verge of an act of faith.
i read and rated a riddle which said "what can be broken with out touching it" the answer " a promise" i thought it should of said a heart just becuz i think everyone goes through it.
By adopting a wonderful mutt, you'll save a life and help reduce animal homelessness while also boosting your chances of a more robust new furry friend, as mixed-breed dogs have demonstrated better health and longer life spans than their purebred cousins.
When I was 11 my friend's mom made a peanut butter sandwich. I ate the sandwich and was like, 'I'm never eating anything else again.' And I still eat peanut butter every day. I would put peanut butter on a steak.
I think that animals aren't less intelligent than humans, they're just of a different intelligence. We have five million smell-sensitive cells in our nose, they have two hundred and fifty million - they can smell emotion. They can smell different types of emotion, they just have another type of intelligence.
This is the place where anybody - like an African American kid raised by a single mom - can be president.
I like four-hour movies.
My mom was amazing. She believed in me and we were best friends.
In a drama of the highest order there is little food for censure or hatred it teaches rather self-knowledge and self-respect.
I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.
Three men on a trip stop at a motel and pay ten dollars each to cover the thirty dollar cost. The manager later realizes that the price is actually twentyfive dollars and sends the bellman with five dollars.The bellman, being the saint that he is, keeps two dollars for himself so the men won't have to split five amongst three. The men each recieve one dollar and in effect have paid nie dollars each. Nine times three is twentyseven and the two that the bellman hs equals twenty nine. Out of the original thirty where did the other dollar go?
American Idol transcends age, gender, ethnicity, everything.
I think you may see again a rise at the federal government level for a - a call for the federal constitutional amendment, because people want to make sure that this definition of marriage remains secure, because after all, the family is the fundamental unit of government.
In life, as in art, the beautiful moves in curves.
The great living experience for every man is his adventure into the woman. The man embraces in the woman all that is not himself, and from that one resultant, from that embrace, comes every new action.
Speak ill of no man, but speak all the good you know of everybody.
The great leaders have always stage-managed their effects.
Research is four things: brains with which to think, eyes with which to see, machines with which to measure and, fourth, money.
I turn polar bears white and will make you cry, I make guys have to pee and girls comb there hair. I make celebreties look stupid and make people look like celereties I turn your pancakes brown and make your champane bubble. If you squeeze me ill pop if you look at me youll pop Can you guess this riddle? 97% of harvard student get this riddle wrong but 84% of kindergartners can figure this out. think carefully.