People write memoirs because they lack the imagination to make things up.
how could it be that a man 2feet tall is higher then a man 6feet tall?
Sometimes I'm so tired, I look down at what I'm wearing, and if it's comfortable enough to sleep in, I don't even make it into my pajamas. I'm looking down, and I'm like, 'T-shirt and stretchy pants? Yup, that's fine. It's pajama-y, good night.'
what has teeth but never bites?
How many birthdays does an average man have?
As to marriage or celibacy, let a man take which course he will, he will be sure to repent.
If you don't go towards the thing you fear, you won't be able to say you lived.
I know not why there is such a melancholy feeling attached to the remembrance of past happiness, except that we fear that the future can have nothing so bright as the past.
I don't believe in being mean to anyone. I'm a really peaceful person. That's something I get from my family.
I appear 3 times on weekends I appear 2 times on Wednesdays I appear 1 time on Tuesdays I appear 3 times on every other day But I'm gone on Monday, Thursdays, Fridays, Saturdays, and Sundays
The love of learning, the sequestered nooks, And all the sweet serenity of books.
I'm going home now. I apologize for what I said. I hope you can forget it, but I'm going home right now.
Which is the longest way?
Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on.
Looking back, I have this to regret, that too often when I loved, I did not say so.
Two women and two doctors walk into an ice cream parlor. They each order an ice cream cone. When their ice creams come, there is only 1 strawberry,1 chocolate and 1 vanilla. How come they didn't complain?
Human beings the world over need freedom and security that they may be able to realize their full potential.
A great part of courage is the courage of having done the thing before.
America is a such a melting pot, I'm not sure if roast chicken is the classic comfort food for everybody.
It is great folly to wish to be wise all alone.
a man lives on the 12th (last) story of a block of flats (apartment) each day when the man comes back from work he goes in the elevator to the 6th floor and walks the rest of the way. why
I just wanted to see every single musical I could. The very first one I saw was 'Beauty and the Beast,' the only one I could get tickets for, and then 'Les Miserables' and then 'Chicago.'
To buy happiness is to sell soul.
When I am backwards I am one hundreth of me.
I'd rather do a really good small part than a really bad big part.
It's funny because it's funny.
I can buzz? But can not sting I can fly but i am not a bee What am i...
If I had to choose a religion, the sun as the universal giver of life would be my god.
A fireman is running to get a net under a lady who looks like she might jump off the balcony of her 20 story apartment building. There is nothing below her except a 20 story fall. The fireman is still 100 yards away when she falls and can't nearly get there in time. The woman is not hurt more than a bruise. How is that possible?
What good is it being Marilyn Monroe? Why can't I just be an ordinary woman?
Life is a gamble. You can get hurt, but people die in plane crashes, lose their arms and legs in car accidents people die every day. Same with fighters: some die, some get hurt, some go on. You just don't let yourself believe it will happen to you.
I am a firm believer that God has already ordered the things that have taken place in my life...and I'm just learning to follow the path he's laid before me.
The die is set and Malcolm will not escape for the foolish talk he spoke against his benefactor, such a man, is worthy of death, and it would have been so, were it not for Muhammad's confidence that God would give him the victory over the enemies.
A man builds a house with all four sides facing north. A bear walks by the house. What color is the bear?
Life is a process of becoming, a combination of states we have to go through. Where people fail is that they wish to elect a state and remain in it. This is a kind of death.
People have to talk about something just to keep their voice boxes in working order so they'll have good voice boxes in case there's ever anything really meaningful to say.
there are five men man number one is hot man number two is cold man number three is fine and the other two are drunk there are three people drunk who is the other one? here is a clue he is not the cold man
My message to you all is of hope, courage and confidence. Let us mobilize all our resources in a systematic and organized way and tackle the grave issues that confront us with grim determination and discipline worthy of a great nation.
What room will a mummy never go in?
I have learned this at least by my experiment: that if one advances confidently in the direction of his dreams, and endeavors to live the life which he has imagined, he will meet with a success unexpected in common hours.
how many bricks does it take to complete a building made of bricks?
Three little squarils share the same tree but it has 1 acorn in it for them to share.But the 1 name tricky had only told sneaky where it was.So then mr acorn that what they called him because he act like the boss.then Mr acorn had found it and only told sneaky. then sneaky took it out the hidin it somewhere else but didnt let nobody know.then it was gone?who have it?
The fact that we are I don't know how many millions of people, yet communication, complete communication, is completely impossible between two of those people, is to me one of the biggest tragic themes in the world.
A national political campaign is better than the best circus ever heard of, with a mass baptism and a couple of hangings thrown in.
In reality, serial killers are of average intelligence.
Ideologies separate us. Dreams and anguish bring us together.
I think that one's art is a growth inside one. I do not think one can explain growth. It is silent and subtle. One does not keep digging up a plant to see how it grows.
I think that was a moment of cool panic there.
In order to reach enlightenment, one must know the secret of the land of doubles... In the land of doubles there are floors and walls, but no ceilings. In the land of doubles there are no forks or knives but there are spoons. In the land of doubles there are doors but no windows. In the land of doubles there are attics and cellars, but no basements. There are no quarters, dimes, or nickels, but there are dollar bills and pennies. You cant hug people in the land of doubles, you can only kiss them.
Inspiration is one thing and you can't control it, but hard work is what keeps the ship moving. Good luck means, work hard. Keep up the good work.
If you were in a cement box with no windows or doors and only had a mirror and a table inside of it with you. How could you get out.
im a box wich has no hinges no lid no key or lock but i can be opened. i hold somthing preciouse inside.
Out with stereotypes, feminism proclaims. But stereotypes are the west's stunning sexual personae, the vehicles of art's assault against nature. The moment there is imagination, there is myth.
What can go as fast as 100km/h and is a herbivore, it's one of the most fastest animals on EARTH!