Visit the top of the Empire State Building
I played a great horse yesterday! It took seven horses to beat him.
I am the oppisite of the somthing big But i am not the shiny moon I am similar to lark But thats not a word You cannot touch me nor feel but I somtimes make u scared What am i?
Before I was a mom I used to think that parents who worried about their kids watching MTV were just clueless. Now that I'm a mom, I see what the fuss was all about!
Why should you always knock before opening the refrigerator? Because there might be an Italian dressing.
What is greater then God More evil then the devil The poor have it The rich need it If you drink it you will die
In any case, decisions on troop levels in the American system of government are not made by any general or set of generals but by the civilian leadership of the war effort.
What is greater than God, but worse than the devil. The rich need it and the poor have it. If you eat it you'll die.
What animal which it's name is three letters long take away the first letter and you have bigger animal.
Quite often - a lot of the work I had done had been extensively with women. Most especially in the theater, but also quite often in the movies. That has its own delights, and maybe pitfalls too.
A library implies an act of faith.
What kind of table has no legs
Hungary is, in a word, in a state of WAR against the Hapsburg dynasty, a war of legitimate defence, by which alone it can ever regain independence and freedom.
Why did the man throw his watch out the window? He wanted to see time fly!
A man is dead in the middle of a field. No one is around.He has a bookbag and a plastic ring with a string on his finger.How did he die?
There are two men in a desert and they have to deliver a message it takes 9 days to get there and back.They have twelve days supplies (Food and water in one supply)The message was delivered both men returned safely on foot.They did not find any food on the way.
In an artwork you're always looking for artistic decisions, so an ashtray is perfect. An ashtray has got life and death.
Our Soviet espionage efforts had virtually never, or had very seldom, produced any worthwhile political or economic intelligence on the Soviet Union.
are in a cabin at winter. You have one match. There's a candle and a fireplace. Which do you light first?
An electric train is going 50 miles per hour West. The wind is going 50 miles per hour east. Which way does the steam go?
It is a vain hope to make people happy by politics.
It was a sunday morning and a man was murdered he was found lifeless on the garden floor. The suspects are the butler who claims he was getting the mail. The wife who said she was tending to the children. The last suspect is the maid who found the body when she was on her way to water the plants. who did it, and how did you know?
A mathematician was constipated, how did he solve his problem? He worked it out with a pencil and paper.
In oneself lies the whole world and if you know how to look and learn, the door is there and the key is in your hand. Nobody on earth can give you either the key or the door to open, except yourself.
I will never have a drink and get behind the wheel of a car. It's not illegal to drink and drive, but there becomes a certain point where it does become a crime.
Before everything else, getting ready is the secret of success.
your on a bus and you have to ask a question to somone? what is the question????
What time does Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon? Tennish
My best moment? I have a lot of good moments but the one I prefer is when I kicked the hooligan.
I can run but never walk. I have a mouth but do not speak. I have a head but dont weep. I have a bed but dont sleep. What am I?
Neither a lofty degree of intelligence nor imagination nor both together go to the making of genius. Love, love, love, that is the soul of genius.
If an electric train goes 20mph south and the wind is blowing 400mph north which way is the smoke going??
Attend El Classico
The details are the very source of expression in architecture. But we are caught in a vice between art and the bottom line.
I am something when you make me, I hold your knowledge, I have the answer, I am as you make me I am this of which I have just said, what am I?
The peculiar fascination which the South held over my imagination and my limited capital decided me in favor of Atlanta University so about the last of September I bade farewell to the friends and scenes of my boyhood and boarded a train for the South.
if your in a race and you pass the person in second place what do you become
For though we love both the truth and our friends, piety requires us to honor the truth first.
What is a question someone can ask, but you can never answer?
If Obamacare is allowed to stand - and Congress is allowed to make the purchase of government-endorsed health insurance compulsory - there will be no meaningful limit on Washington's reach into the lives of the American people. That is certainly not what the Founders intended.
I am an evil darkness that most people fear, I am an angel that comes when the end is near, At my door they knock, What they'll give for a last tick of the clock! What am I?
Attend an MLB Game
I said bring your coffee maker whenever you want Them: great headphones on planes is heavier than flying over TEAs
I'd rather have a lot of talent and a little experience than a lot of experience and a little talent.
What storms the clouds with anger Darting through the sky Looking for a target For its firey fury?
The labour movement had the best opportunity in 50 years to transform not merely an industrial situation and win an important battle for workers in struggle, but an opportunity to change the government of the day.
Im 300 pounds you saw me last night what am I?
We poison our lives with fear of burglary and shipwreck, and, ask anyone, the house is never burgled, and the ship never goes down.
Don't wish me happiness - I don't expect to be happy it's gotten beyond that, somehow. Wish me courage and strength and a sense of humor - I will need them all.
What do you call someone who points out the obvious? Someone who points out the obvious.
I am told that the first comprehensible word I uttered as a child was 'home.'
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Learn how to sword fight
what does Clark Kent have for breakfast? alter-eggos
The prospect of dating someone in her twenties becomes less appealing as you get older. At some point in your fife, your tolerance level goes down and you realize that, with someone much younger, there's nothing really to talk about.
Lighter than what I am made of. More of me is hidden than seen.
Imagination is not the exclusive appanage of artists, but belongs in varying degrees to all men.
In a calender you will find Sunday before Monday. Where would you find Monday before Sunday?
Whether planned or not, humor takes our mind off of our troubles.
You are in a room with no windows and no door. All it has is a table and a mirror. How do you get out?
WHAT is Bruce Lee's favorite drink? WAH TAHH!!!!
It's not necessary to fear the prospect of failure but to be determined not to fail.
What runs but never walks, has a mouth but never talks?
Some people are so afraid do die that they never begin to live.
Man becomes great exactly in the degree in which he works for the welfare of his fellow-men.
I cant be broken for i am stronger than dimonds and steel to understand me you must be a brother to a brother thats real
What do vegan zombies eat? Graaaaains!
I feel very warm towards Mum and Dad for giving us the independence they did. My childhood, and the fact we didn't have a TV, gave me a boundless imagination.
This guy living on the 20th floor in an apartment building got up early each morning to go to work in a downtown store. He always went into the elevator on the 20th floor and rode down to the entrance (1st floor). When he came home he always rode the elevator from the entrance and up to the 8th floor. He walked out of the elevator and walked the stairs up to his apartment on the 20th floor. Why does he take the elevator all the way up to his apartment?
Most of us would never consider getting our car repaired without first receiving an estimate of the charges, but this is exactly what we do when we need to go to a hospital for treatment.
What do you call a Zbra
Unless there is recognition that women are most vulnerable... and you do something about social and cultural equality for women, you're never going to defeat this pandemic.
Imagine you are locked in a car, all the windows are up and locked, they are barred on the outside, you have no way to get out and the car is about to blow up in 2 minutes, how do you get out quickly and safetly???
That's a central part of philosophy, of ethics. What do I owe to strangers? What do I owe to my family? What is it to live a good life? Those are questions which we face as individuals.
Funny, how moms can tell you what to do no matter how old or big you are.
there is a dead guy in a car. he has been shot it isnt a suicide all doors and windows are locked th car isnt damaged at all how did the guy get shot?
The promos with all of the beautiful women probably attracted some men, but the mystery story line is pretty cool. It's got that dark edge, and people will watch anything funny.
I can run but can't walk. Whever I go thought follows me behind. What am I?
Style used to be an interaction between the human soul and tools that were limiting. In the digital era, it will have to come from the soul alone.
I come in different shapes and sizes. Part of me are curves, others are straight. You can put me anywhere you like, but there is only one right place for me. What am I?
I get hurt when im in your hands, but am known to cause hurricanes.
Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it.
what has six legs, two arms and wheres a hat?
Winners, I am convinced, imagine their dreams first. They want it with all their heart and expect it to come true. There is, I believe, no other way to live.
A thing to help A thing to use When it is cold I am absorbent I help all When things are running i am the one to call What am I
A life of leisure and a life of laziness are two things. There will be sleeping enough in the grave.
what's white when it's clean but black when it's used or being used?
Things are beautiful if you love them.
Once there was a really rich family that had a cicle house. They had a maid, a butler, and a gardener. The parents were going to a party. They kissed their four kids goodnight and left. When the parents got back the kids were dead. The parents asked the people what they were doing. The butler said he fed the kids. The gardener said he was watering the plants. The maid said she was dusting the corners. Who killed the kids?
Success is getting what you want. Happiness is liking what you get.
How many fingers does a person have?
Sumtimes i fall, sumtimes i flow but wen i'm coming u need to go. Wot am i?
I like change. There's something Buddhist about it - continuous change is wonderful.
How do you pay for things in the Czech Republic? Cash or Czech Edit: a word
There is 2 American coins in Jim's hand but one is not a nickel. So how do you explain this?
Visit the Gion district and experience geisha culture