When does Z come before A?
Lincoln's stature and strength, his intelligence and ambition - in short, all the elements which gave him popularity among men in New Salem, rendered him equally attractive to the fair sex of that village.
No matter how little or how much you use me, you change me every month. What am I?
People will always choose more money over more sex.
A man wanted to name his son a very long name... so he named him Miles
I mean the cool thing about the movies is that you get to try on these different personalities and different styles.
So I was always around music and my dad was in his own way a progressive jazzer, a big band jazzer guy.
And so there is no God but has been in the loins of past gods.
Leno, Conan. They are both really funny. They really know how to land one.
What is white or black but can never go back?
With using only two coins.......how do you make 30 cents with one not being a nickel???
why didn't the skeleton go to the disco ?
Each of us has an inner dream that we can unfold if we will just have the courage to admit what it is. And the faith to trust our own admission. The admitting is often very difficult.
A girl was looking at her myspace's bulletins and one of them said that 10 minutes after she read it she'll get a phone call from her crush. 10 minutes later, she gets a phone call from tyler, her crush. How did this happen?
Sooner or later, man has always had to decide whether he worships his own power or the power of God.
At some point in your life, if you're lucky, you get to design the way in which things evolve.
This thing all things devours: Birds, beasts, trees, flowers; Gnaws iron, bites steel; Grinds hard stones to meal; Slays king, ruins town, And beats high mountain down.
Victor was walking by the white house and saw what he thought was paint on the side walk.so he thought nothing of it. But as he walked he noticed the paint was getting thicker and that now insted of smering it was in hand prints. So he started to run and follow the hand prints. When he stoped he saw a body laying there. No one was around so he went to the police. Later that week the police came to his house and he was put in prison for the murder of the woman. How could the police have known that it was Victor?
A lot of children, like I did, move away from words because of the fear - which is something you have to take out of education: the fear of worrying about what marks you'll get, detention, worrying about letting people down, your parents, teachers.
It is not length of life, but depth of life.
This...thing...starts its life with three legs, as it progresses thru life it walks on two, then soon before death it walks on three. What is it?
What lives as long as it eats but dies when it drinks?
I met Elton John at an Interview dinner, and we just sort of became friends. He's got such a wicked sense of humor.
Name any three fruti wich has bag of water in it.
But if you're asking my opinion, I would argue that a social justice approach should be central to medicine and utilized to be central to public health. This could be very simple: the well should take care of the sick.
What has no color,is around you,and you use it every day?
Life without liberty is like a body without spirit.
There's a lot of research behind the scenes that you don't get to see, but I have an instinct that my dad nurtured from when I was born. I was very lucky then.
Sarah and Emily were going to class with the teacher. Sally was in the classroom covered with chalk dust. The phone, chairs, table etc. were all covered in one powdery inch of chalk dust. The teacher asked them why hadn't she called the AP office. She said that she had but the connection was broken. The teacher went for the janitor. Emily said, "Sally, next time don't lie to the teacher." How did Emily know that Sally was lying?
Prayer does not change God, but it changes him who prays.
a man could carry 20 arrows. 5 arrows to kill a bear, 3 for a wolf and 1 to kill a deer. if i make you go to the forest and you see a bear and a wolf fighting over a deer, which animal can you kill?
Ambitious failure, magnificent failure, is a very good thing.
With courage and character, American soldiers continue to put themselves on the line to defend our freedom, and so many have paid the ultimate sacrifice.
Keep what you have; the known evil is best.
What do you call a truthful piece of paper? Fax.
A man is running late for work and forgets to grab his unbrella and raincoat, how does he manage to not get rained on?
The time you spend alone with God will transform your character and increase your devotion. Then your integrity and godly behavior in an unbelieving world will make others long to know the Lord.
What was the first man made object faster than the speed of sound?
Every dad who loves his daughter is not going to want her to go with the penniless slacker loser poet bum, when she could go out with someone who's successful.
What is at the beginning of today and the start of tommorrow, but not in the same place by night
I'm grateful to God for His bountiful gifts... He gave me courage and faith in myself.
A man rode into town on Friday stayed three days and left on Friday. How did he do it?
I grew up like a neglected weed - ignorant of liberty, having no experience of it.
There is a thing which when we buy it is black when we use it is red when we have used it properly it is grey then we thow it?
While the State exists there can be no freedom when there is freedom there will be no State.
A good day is one where I can not just read a book, but write a review of it. Maybe today I'll be able to do that. I get for some reason somewhat stronger when the sun starts to go down. Dusk is a good time for me. I'm crepuscular.
But on average, I go to the gym about four or five times a week. Today, I'm so experienced in training - I'm actually listening to my body now. My body needs freedom. When I train I create serenity and I produce oxygen in my blood. It helps me to think better and relax. By training, you accentuate the problem.
A cowboy rode into town on Friday. He stayed there for 3 days and then went to the countryside on Friday. After 5 days, the cowboy went home on Friday. How is this possible?
Americans love to fight. All real Americans love the sting of battle.
Many a good hanging prevents a bad marriage.
I cannot even imagine where I would be today were it not for that handful of friends who have given me a heart full of joy. Let's face it, friends make life a lot more fun.
Two girls have the same parents and were born at the same hour of the same day of the same month, but they are not twins. How can this be possible?
I don't like to watch my own movies - I fall asleep in my own movies.
I believe life is a series of near misses. A lot of what we ascribe to luck is not luck at all. It's seizing the day and accepting responsibility for your future. It's seeing what other people don't see And pursuing that vision.
What is once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?
I don't make deals for the money. I've got enough, much more than I'll ever need. I do it to do it.
whats the most common thing found in a pocket?
Two boxers are in a boxing match (regular boxing, not kick boxing). The fight is scheduled for 12 rounds but ends after 6 rounds, after one boxer knocks out the other boxer. Yet no man throws a punch. How is this possible?
I remember when I was 6 years old and my brother used to go seek out guys that were 13 to come over and play football against me while he was the 'permanent quarterback.' I didn't know exactly what the age difference was, but I was already playing against older guys.
There is a pink single story house and everything in it is pink. The doors are pink, the windows are pink and the TV is pink. What color are the stairs
When you expect the unexpected what will happen?
We like to think about how smart we are. But I think talent as a writer is hard-wired in, it's all there, at least the basic elements of it. You can't change it any more than you can choose whether to be right handed or left handed.
I was always at peace because of the way my mom treated me.
A man walks into his room with a gun, shoots himself in the head, then walks out.
if your in a room with no windows, no doors, everything made of cement besides in the room a mirror and a table. how would you get out?
My dad's era believed that there was something noble in being a good guy - the kind of guy that lived straight and narrow, told the truth, and stood up for what he believed was right.
In the last year my wife has noticed me struggling to get downstairs on a Sunday morning. I've two young children and football has been so good to me over the years I don't want to spoil it.
Right now, it hasn't affected my music other than the fact that I don't have time to write any of it. That's no different from when I first started and I lived at home. I would play the guitar in the afternoon and then my mom or my dad would come home and I'd have to quit.
The Marine Corps is the Navy's police force and as long as I am President that is what it will remain. They have a propaganda machine that is almost equal to Stalin's.
The man who makes it, sells it... The man who buys it, doesn't use it... The man who uses it, doesn't know it... What is it?