I have an education degree from the University of Minnesota, and I was a teacher for about a minute.
Men do not learn much from the lessons of history and that is the most important of all the lessons of history.
I hope that through my work, artists will take some chances, break some rules, and make art that comes from inside of them. I would like to be remembered as a kind person, a great Mom, and a bit unruly - in a good way!
Money can't buy love, but it improves your bargaining position.
A good businessman never makes a contract unless he's sure he can carry it through, yet every fool on earth is perfectly willing to sign a marriage contract without considering whether he can live up to it or not.
All interest in disease and death is only another expression of interest in life.
Science investigates religion interprets. Science gives man knowledge which is power religion gives man wisdom which is control.
A man walks downt he street. He has 5 hands, and yet nobody looks at him in an odd way. Why is this?
The most important thing in the world is family and love.
The dirty little secret is that the pool man, who's making $30,000 a year, is subsidizing the million-dollar mortgage for the family whose pool he cleans. No wonder people want to get rid of tax breaks for corporate jets.
a car which can swim
I got fitter when I did 'Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat.' I wore a loincloth - that's a lot of motivation!
du befindest dich in einem wuerfelfoermigem raum komplett aus glass, wo alle fenster nach sueden sehen. du siest einen bear welche farbe hat der baer?
Life is about learning when you stop learning, you die.
Greece's European neighbors were able step in and bolster the weak foundation on which Greece's free-spending budget was based. It would be difficult for any country, or intergovernmental organization, to rescue an economy the size of the U.S. if investors were ever to lose faith in our bonds because of our enormous debt.
How much did the pirates earrings cost?
The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor, I'm just gonna tell her, 'Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because they'll have to hire you, they can't really fire you, and you don't have to produce that much. It'll be awesome.'
A robin fly's home from the equator, but dosen't fly north south east or west. where it the nest?
Ultimately, to have a career in movies, to a certain extent, certainly in England, you can't sustain a career in just English movies.
Unnecessary possessions are unnecessary burdens. If you have them, you have to take care of them! There is great freedom in simplicity of living. It is those who have enough but not too much who are the happiest.
Health care is one-sixth of our economy. If the government can control that, they can control just about everything. We need to understand what is going on, because there are much more economic models that can be used to give us good health care than what we have now.
While one finds company in himself and his pursuits, he cannot feel old, no matter what his years may be.
Venice is the perfect place for a phase of art to die. No other city on earth embraces entropy quite like this magical floating mall.
They used to but not any more. You kind of get used to it - you accept it is part of your job - if you're famous and you want this life, you have got to accept this part of it as well.
What Walks On Its Head All Day Long?
What never gets any wetter, no matter how much it rains?
Yes, it is a rehearsed show, yes, it was analogy of going to see a play at the theatre, where everything has to be in place and whole things, everything being works, all works together to get the best effect you know it's more like an actor learning a part.
The ongoing conflict between us has caused heavy suffering to both peoples. The future can and must be different. Both our peoples are destined to live together side by side, on this small piece of land. This reality we cannot change.
Da 22nd n 24rth president had da same mom n dad but they were not bro's . How is this possible?
I always knew I wanted kids, but when my mom passed away I was like, 'I want a bunch of kids. I want three kids or four kids, and I want to have that relationship again.' I can't bring my mom back, but I can have children.
THERE IS AN ELECTRIC TRAIN COMING 100 KM/H TO THE WEST AND A HEAVY GAIL IS BLOWING 100 KM/H TO THE EAST. YOUR QUESTION: WHICH WAY IS THE SMOKE GOING?
Many-manned scud-thumper, Maker of worn wood, Shrub-ruster, Sky-mocker, Rave! Portly pusher, Wind-slave. What am I?
I didn't know folk music growing up, no. It's something I've come to study, really, because I think there's so much to learn from traditional music in the sense of the way music began as a way of communication, the traveling storyteller, the bard, the minstrels.
The American public is not aware that there might be potential allergenic and toxic reactions. With regular food, at least people know which foods they have an allergy to.
We all know funny people who can't get it down on the page - even funny writers who can't get it down on the page.
I live in a city where everything is black. Black cars, black houses, black everything. We have no electriciy anywhere. One day we saw a light! How is that possible?
you driven a bus and theirs 32 people on the bus. theirs five stops. 12 got off the first stop. and 6 got on. the second stop 13 people got off and 1 gets on. the third stop 6 people get off and 13 got on. and the fourth stop 3 people got off. and 5 people got on the fifth stop 13 got off and none got on.who is driven the bus?
A great city is not to be confounded with a populous one.
Since the day he came into office, President Bush has worked to gut more than 34 years of hard work by weakening many of our Nation's standing environmental laws, some of which were signed into law by his father.
International relationships are preordained to be clumsy gestures based on imperfect knowledge.
I just hope that theaters remain. I think there's something very wonderful about getting into a dark room with a bunch of people. There's something cool about that. Brings us all together in one room where we can experience all those emotions.
The measure of a man is not how great his faith is, but how great his love is. We must not let government programs disconnect our souls from each other.
On my way to St.Ives I met a man with seven wives,the seven wives had seven kids, the kids had seven cats, the cats had seven kittens, the kittens had seven mice. How many people/animals were traveling to St.Ives?
I have a mouse that dosnt eat chese I can surf without a wave and I have a web that dosnt have a spider.
An oppressive government is more to be feared than a tiger.
The purpose that brought the fourteenth amendment into being was equality before the law, and equality, not separation, was written into the law.
I don't want a flashy car, just something that would allow me to stop using the Tube. And it would be good not to have to rely on my mum all the time, particularly when I have to listen to her singing in her car.
I have never been bored an hour in my life. I get up every morning wondering what new strange glamorous thing is going to happen and it happens at fairly regular intervals.
Each year has been so robust with problems and successes and learning experiences and human experienes that a year is a lifetime at Apple. So this has been ten lifetimes.
I haven't got the slightest idea how to change people, but still I keep a long list of prospective candidates just in case I should ever figure it out.
What is seven letters,is greater than god, more evil than the devil, a homeless person has it, a wealthy person needs it, what is it?
As I was going to st ives I met a man with seven wives and each wife had seven sacks and each sack has seven cats and each cat had seven kittens how many thing were going to st ives
Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.
what has 4 feet in the morning 2 feet in the afternoon and 3 feet in the evening
Money may not buy happiness, but it can damn well give it!
Those who invoke history will certainly be heard by history. And they will have to accept its verdict.
First think of the person who lives in disguise, Who deals in riddles and tells naught but lies. Next, tell me what's always the last thing to mend, The middle of middle and end of the end. And finally give me the sound often heard, During the search for a hard-to-find word. Now string them together, and answer me this, Which creature would you be unwilling to kiss?
One of my favorite activities as a teen-ager was to watch television over the phone with my best friend.
I have four strikes against me. I'm black, I'm short, I'm intelligent, and I have a medical condition.