You are almost not free, if you are teaching a group of graduate students, to become friends with one of them. I don't mean anything erotically charged, just a friendship.
I HAVE A POWERFULL BEGINING, BUT NEVER AN END, NOTHING CAN DESTROY ME OR HAVE A SINGLE EFFECT ON ME, I OBLIBERATE ANY MASS, ENERGY, OR POWER. I AM THEORETICALLY INVISIBLE TO THE NAKED EYE, ONCE IM AROUND YOU CANT ESCAPE MY ATROCIOUS RATH, I STRIKE FEAR IN ANYTHING, THE WORST PART IS THIER ARE ABOUT 10 MILLION OF ME, WHAT AM I?
I have long believed taxpayers make better use of their money than the government ever could.
But suppose God is black? What if we go to Heaven and we, all our lives, have treated the Negro as an inferior, and God is there, and we look up and He is not white? What then is our response?
I move very slowly at an imperceptible rate, although I take my time, I am never late. I accompany life, and survive past demise, I am viewed with esteem in many women's eyes. What am I?
While one goes up, the other goes down. What are they?
Well, Toronto, I consider to be the birthplace of my films. I've made three films and this is the third one to premiere here in the same theater on the same day at the same time - they are my audience. They're the people that I think about while I'm writing, directing, and editing. I specifically make movies for them.
Part of the reason I sort of shot out like a cannon out of Michigan and left home at such an early age is because I had to feel independent.
Love, with very young people, is a heartless business. We drink at that age from thirst, or to get drunk it is only later in life that we occupy ourselves with the individuality of our wine.
A man goes out drinking every night, returning to his home in the wee hours of every morning. No matter how much he drinks, he never gets a hangover. This drink is very well known, but is rarely consumed, served warm and taken straight from its source. The man is a sucker for a free drink, especially since he can't live without it. What is his favorite drink?
Things have never been more like the way they are today in history.
When does Chicago begin with C and end with E?
I will love the light for it shows me the way, yet I will endure the darkness because it shows me the stars.
People who make it don't need it.People who buy it don't use it.People who use it don't know it.What is it???
Women want mediocre men, and men are working to be as mediocre as possible.
Trains travel from one town to another town all day, always on the same track, always going nonstop and at the same speed. The noon train took 80 minutes to complete the trip, but the 4 PM train took an hour and 20 minutes. Why?
One of the things that makes our military the best in the world is the certain knowledge of each soldier, sailor, airman, and Marine that they can always count on their comrades should they need help - that they will never be abandoned.
i capture things,like animals. Most times i move. I must be put in a perfect spot. I am not alive. you use me until i die. what am i?
I have Muslim members of my family. I have lived in Muslim countries.
Abstract art: a product of the untalented sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.
A plane is flying from Florida to New Jersey it gets into a bad crash.Where do you bury the servivers?
What goes up, but never goes down?
Yes, people pull the trigger - but guns are the instrument of death. Gun control is necessary, and delay means more death and horror.
I'm not Michael Moore. I think Michael Moore wants to tell you how to think. He wants to give you answers. I make movies to raise my own personal questions and not to give answers.
It has been said that the love of money is the root of all evil. The want of money is so quite as truly.
If you only have one match and you entered a room and found an oil burner, a kerosene lamp and a wood burning stove, which one would you light first?
You really have to be a morning person if you want to be a teacher.
What kind of room has no walls?
What gets bigger the more you take away?
I also tell them that your education can take you way farther than a football, baseball, track, or basketball will - that's just the bottom line.
Daddy was real gentle with kids. That's why I expected so much out of marriage, figuring that all men should be steady and pleasant.
Even though I am far from the point, I don't make mistakes, I fix yours!
Life itself still remains a very effective therapist.
I have maintained a passionate interest in education, which leads me occasionally to make foolish and ill-considered remarks alleging that not everything is well in our schools.
What smells of fish?
I hope it is true that a man can die and yet not only live in others but give them life, and not only life, but that great consciousness of life.
I am dumb,and know many languages, i am deaf,but still spoken to and i connect love ones. WHAT AM I
in latin it means many, aslo it means bloodsucking creatures.
one day, a 3O story building was on fire. a man jumped out a window and nothing happened to him. nothing was under him. how is this possible???
Even if I tried to be my dad, it would be a mediocre, slightly embarrassing version.
Allen Ginsberg was a world authority on the writing of William Blake, and had an incredible knowledge of classic literature and world politics.
A man and his wife and a freind went to sail in there ship there ship sunk and his wife died they took the corpse with them on the life boat they had nothing to eat and the freind kept insisting that they eat the wife but the man says no, i wont eat my wife she deserves a proper burial. so the freind caught a pelican and they ate it later on at the bar he orders a pelican sandwich goes home and kills him self why?
Is anarchism possible? The failure of attempts to attain freedom does not mean the cause is lost.
God is the great mysterious motivator of what we call nature, and it has often been said by philosophers, that nature is the will of God. And I prefer to say that nature is the only body of God that we shall ever see.
There is a plane with 40 passengers. The plane crashes on the border of Mexico and the United States. 5 of the 40 people die. Where do they burry the survivors?
I have a terrific marriage, but unlike a lot of relationships where they ebb and flow, no matter what happens you fall deeper and deeper in love every day. It's kind of the best thing that can happen to you. It's thrilling.
I saw 28 Days. I don't remember rehab being like a day camp or being that funny. Rehab is a dumping ground. It's a big landfill.
I must confess, I was born at a very early age.
What royal word in the plural becomes singular when you add one letter?
What do you call a bunch of Asian bears roaring? Panda-monium.
I know, to banish anger altogether from one's breast is a difficult task. It cannot be achieved through pure personal effort. It can be done only by God's grace.
A rooster was sitting on the peak of a barn excatly equal amount on both sides,not more to left no more to the right excatly in the middle.The rooster layed an egg, what side will the egg fall down, Right of Left?
a bus driver is going past the sign that says stop.it is turning right where u are not supposed to. it is not stopping where a lollipop man puts up his sign where it says stop.he still does not break any traffic law. how come?
Younger women have no problem in reconciling beauty with ambitions as a professional woman.
I build up castles. I tear down mountains. I make some men blind, I help others to see. What am I?
When I was in high school, I don't know that I really had big dreams.
There was a man walking down the street and it was pouring out. He had no umbrella, no hat, or nothing to take cover. How didn't his hair get wet?
I find hope in the darkest of days, and focus in the brightest. I do not judge the universe.
It ought to be illegal for an artist to marry. If the artist must marry let him find someone more interested in art, or his art, or the artist part of him, than in him. After which let them take tea together three times a week.
Societies have always been shaped more by the nature of the media by which men communicate than by the content of the communication.
Four people enter a store and they each spend 100 dollars. The total that was spent was 300 dollars. Name the four people?
Happiness, or misery, is in the mind. It is the mind that lives.
When you love someone all your saved up wishes start coming out.
A squirrel falls in a 10 foot hole, every day he goes up 3 feet and falls 2. How many days will it take for the squirrel to get out of the hole?
What goes up and sometimes comes down