I wasn't some weird loner in school, but I definitely wasn't invited to any of the cool parties.
It takes vision and courage to create - it takes faith and courage to prove.
say my name and i disappear. What am I??
The great proof of madness is the disproportion of one's designs to one's means.
Imagine the city/town you live in has two barber shops. One is dirty, and the barber has a horrible hair cut. The other sparkles, it is so clean, and the barber has a great hair cut. Which barber shop should you go to?
If you haven't found it yet, keep looking. Don't settle. As with all matters of the heart, you'll know when you find it. And, like any great relationship, it just gets better and better as the years roll on.
Kis parinday kay sar par paoo hotay hain!????
A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.
I know you, but you don't know me I know your every thoght and every move I am apart of you, but a different person I am the ruler of you and you are my servant Who am I?
I need, absolutely, to be alone.
i have a mouth but never talk, i always run but never walk, what am i
A man decides to quit his job,so he turns off all the lights,and walks out of the room,and later discovers 200 people died. Why did 200 people die??
When I'm doing a film, I love getting together after work with my costars. But we get back to L.A. and I'm like, 'I don't want to go to a club with you, dude. I mean, I think you're rad, and if you want to come play Scrabble with me, that's amazing.'
I like the idea of accessibility, coming from a lower-middle-class background myself, I feel like beauty and products should be accessible to all women over the world.
What gos ha ha bonk ha ha bonk?
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.
I'd rather attempt to do something great and fail than to attempt to do nothing and succeed.
What's clear to the eyes, made by your imagination, weary by hurt feelings, escapes only by death?
Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
An electric train was going 60mph. The smoke blew half the speed. How fast did the smoke blow?
What do you call the James Brown songs no one listens to? Defunct funk.
What is tall, And has a small friend, They're in the same grade, They go on adventures, They help they're countrie day by day, But one small friend choked on American Chop Suey. But survived, and still they are alive.
Why did the car go to the doctor? It had a low battery.
Reason is the natural order of truth but imagination is the organ of meaning.
I live beneath a star but I do not burn, I have eleven friends which do not turn. My enitials are P.Q.R.S. What am I?
Like many other touchstones of twenty-first-century pop culture, 'The Sopranos' was hatched in the late Nineties, predicting a future that never arrived. It was designed for a decade that would be just like the Nineties, except more so, in an America that enjoyed seeing itself as smarter and braver and freer than ever before.
The eight of us go forward, never back. To protect our ruler from an enemy's attack.
As the blessings of health and fortune have a beginning, so they must also find an end. Everything rises but to fall, and increases but to decay.
I mean, I do think at a certain point you've made enough money.
Few businessmen are capable of being in politics, they don't understand the democratic process, they have neither the tolerance or the depth it takes. Democracy isn't a business.
Whats the problem with tainted money? It taint yours and it taint mine!
there is a family in the fridge, how did they get there?
High achievement always takes place in the framework of high expectation.
What do you call a t-shirt with stalks of wheat on it? A crop top!
Wherever there is a design that is highly successful in a broad range of similar environments, it is apt to emerge again and again, independently - the phenomenon known in biology as convergent evolution. I call these designs 'good tricks.'
A man is standing in a bar when he suddenly sees someone run by with a gun. He is baffled by this person running by and decides to pursue him. The man happens to be a police man and he chases the man with the gun for a long time. by the time the police man finally reaches the man with the gun he arrests him. What was the first thing the policeman did?
Learn how to fence
Guys are simple... women are not simple and they always assume that men must be just as complicated as they are, only way more mysterious. The whole point is guys are not thinking much. They are just what they appear to be. Tragically.
When I decided to get married at 40, I couldn't find a dress with the modernity or sophistication I wanted. That's when I saw the opportunity for a wedding gown business.
What is as big as an elephant but dosn't weigh anything?
I'm one of those people who thinks that changing one's hair is the only part of the body that you can change at will.
I have a barrel full of water, what did i put in it make it lighter
I believe all Americans who believe in freedom, tolerance and human rights have a responsibility to oppose bigotry and prejudice based on sexual orientation.
I have holes on the top and bottom. I have holes on my left and on my right. And I have holes in the middle, yet I still hold water. What am I?
I am lighter than a feather but no man can lift me. What am i?
Sometimes a character is really based on research that you do. Other times it's just based on your imagination or perhaps your conversation with the director. Or sometimes all of the above. It depends on the movie and character.
Why don't robots have any brothers anymore? Because they have trans-sisters.
Dishonesty is so grasping it would deceive God himself, were it possible.
What is the noblest musical instrument?
When a woman earns a dollar, the payback is higher. She'll invest in her children, in their education, health care, and basic needs. The impact of a woman's role in the economy benefits society at large.
Tear one off and scrach my head, which was once red and now black instead.
Desire is the starting point of all achievement, not a hope, not a wish, but a keen pulsating desire which transcends everything.
Stapler it % eat the lead, what's it?
Why do the French like eating snails? Because they can't stand fast food!
A cop was walking past a restaurant when he heard someone scream - "No John, not the gun!" He ran inside and and saw a doctor, a lawyer, a milkman, and a dead body on the floor. He promptly walked over to the milkman and arrested him. He didn't witness the shooting and there was no apparent evidence to prove who shot the person and no one told him who the killer was. How did the policeman instantly know it was the milkman?
Today osteoporosis affects more than 75 million people in the United States, Europe and Japan and causes more than 2.3 million fractures in the USA and Europe alone.
A boy and a girl have some candies. If the girl gives one candy to the boy, he will have double the amount of candies that the girl does, but if the boy gives the girl a candy, they will have the same amount. How many candies does the girl have, and how many does the boy have? Hint: The boy and the girl dont have the same amount.
Hackers are breaking the systems for profit. Before, it was about intellectual curiosity and pursuit of knowledge and thrill, and now hacking is big business.
Why couldn't the dragon breathe fire? He had a cold
you wear to keep your head warm but its not a hat you wear it if you lost it what am i?
I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.
Hope is a very unruly emotion.
What starts with T ends with T and has lots of letters in between?
Without imagination we can go nowhere. And imagination is not restricted to the arts. Every scientist I have met who has been a success has had to imagine.
There is a man who lives where he works. Everynight when he goes to bed he has to keep the light on. One night he gets sick and tired of having the light on when he goes to bed, so he turns it off. When he wakes up in the morning he looks at the newspaper and kills himself. Where does he live?
Take a life drawing class
Hope is a good breakfast, but it is a bad supper.
A famliy of four(mom,dad,son,sister)and there dog and cat walk into a room.There is One table for two in the middle of the room.The Mom sits at one end and the son at the other.The sister and dad are sitting also but there are only the two chairs.Where are the Dad and sister sitting?
Happiness is inward, and not outward and so, it does not depend on what we have, but on what we are.
The aim of education is the knowledge not of facts but of values.
Downtown, one has less time. But there are in Europe much people who have the faith, in South America, too.
What word doesn't belong in this group? That, hat, what, mat, cat, sat, pat, or chat?
In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't.
A man is lying drowned in a dead forest, far from water. How did this happen?
Black within and red without 4 corners round about, what am i?
The history of liberty is a history of resistance.
Those who profess to favor freedom, and yet depreciate agitation, are men who want crops without plowing up the ground.
WHAT TWO WORDS HAVE THE MOSTLETTERS IN IT?
In the past I've made movies that were pretty universally liked. You can't really hate them. You can discard them, but you can't really hate them.
what 2 coins make up 30 cents ( one is not a nickle)
And you know, whether it's drama or comedy, the best work is based on truth. It's just that, with comedy, the circumstances are just crazy-heightened, and you have these crazy things thrown at you. But you still have to do it truthfully, because that's where the humor comes from. So it's not that difficult to cross over.
It is eerie being all but alone in Westminster Abbey. Without the tourists, there are only the dead, many of them kings and queens. They speak powerfully and put my thoughts into vivid perspective.
Holding two long poles, five fellows Chase a herd of white buffalo into a cave.
Want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind it is too cheesy.
I always wanted to make a children's album because you have the freedom to explore so many wonderful topics and sounds.
a rooster was standing on the top of the farm thingy when he suddenly laid an egg. which side would the egg fall off?
fisherman loves me, doctor hates me,kids eat me... i am 13 letter word..who am i ? hint.. -H-T---I--ME-
If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.
Man finds it hard to get what he wants, because he does not want the best God finds it hard to give, because He would give the best, and man will not take it.
Harry Potter can't tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best friend. They're both cauldron.
In a sacred ground like marriage, you find yourself out of it at certain times for reasons unknown that can be destructive. There could be a demon that kind of comes out and overtakes you.
What needs to be broken before it can be used?