What kind of jeans do ghosts wear? Boo Jeans
A 2010 Time magazine article debunks the myth that what group of people are "spoiled,selfish,solitary misfits"?
In 1631, two London bible printers accidentally left the word "not" out of the seventh commandment, which then read, "Thou shalt commit adultery." This legendary book is now known as the "Wicked Bible."
Great men are like eagles, and build their nest on some lofty solitude.
Do not seek praise, seek criticism.
Visit the Red Square
Weight training
There is a one story house. The walls are blue, The furniture is green, the appliances are red, the grass is orange, the trees are brown, the ceiling is yellow. What color are the stairs?
Why did the pencil go to the doctor? It had a lead problem.
What row of numbers comes next? This is a tough one! 1 11 21 1211 111221 312211 13112221
Sugar Bear (the mascot for Golden Crisps cereal) was born in 1963
On the children's TV "Dora the Explorer," Dora's best friend Boots is what kind of animal?
If you tell God no because He won't explain the reason He wants you to do something, you are actually hindering His blessing. But when you say yes to Him, all of heaven opens to pour out His goodness and reward your obedience. What matters more than material blessings are the things He is teaching us in our spirit.
A common regret in life is wishing one had the courage to be ones true self.
Publish my poetry
Art
A book about fashion and gay culture "Don We Now Our Gay Apparel" takes its title from what Christmas carol?
My dad was a good athlete. My mom had longevity. There were some athletic genes that certainly got passed down.
It would take about fourteen and half million notes of currency to build a mile high stack
Two balloons are floating across the desert One balloon says to the other, Look out for the cactussssssssssssssssssss!
It always seems impossible, until it's done.
Mycology
See the Crown Jewels
Sages and wise men have What a king does not and peasants have obtaind what the rich can not
Japan has approximately 200 volcanoes and is home to 10% of the active volcanoes in the world
What do you get when you cross a pig and a spider? Bacon and scrambled leggs.
You don't want to be too cool. But you don't want to be too dorky. Still, I find it so much better to see a guy at a club being a dork, and having fun, than trying to be sexy.
In the board game Risk,what continent has the most territories for a player to occupy?
if droid 1783 said the following: "I am noone, and so is everyone. Everyone is noone, and everything is everyone, while noone is everything. What is I?
Share positive energy.
Ride the Maiden of the Mists
Groundhopping
On the cartoon series Scooby-Doo, Where Are You, which character usually wears an ascot?
Pitcher Darold Knowles once pitched all seven games of one World Series
This life that has been given to us as a gift, as such a precious gift. To really try to understand it, really try to recognize it, is the greatest meditation. Through the media of this Knowledge we can tap into our inner sources that are so beautiful.
a truck driver is going three blocks east a the wrong way .he is not breaking the law. how come?
What has a bottom at the top? Your legs.
If you cannot unscrew the lid of a jar, try placing a rubber band around its circumference for extra grip.
Stand beside Hadrian’s Wall
Sledding
Why did the sand dune blush? Because the sea weed
The first couple to be shown on a sitcom sleeping in the same bed was "Mary Kay and Johnny."
If you deprive yourself of outsourcing and your competitors do not, you're putting yourself out of business.
Have a wild weekend in Vegas
A 2010 Billboard hit,"Dog Days are Over" is a song by the British band "Florence and the" what?
You're not as fat as you think you are.
Chemistry
i know a word that is three letters add two and it will become fewer
In the business abbreviation "R & D," the "R" stands for what?
The fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth is called Arachibutyrophobia
What kind of soda do dogs drink? Barq's Root Beer.
one day a man ate a guy name bob. what was bob's name
The knowledge of God is the cause of things. For the knowledge of God is to all creatures what the knowledge of the artificer is to things made by his art.
Don't eat non-snow-coloured snow.
Sell a photo/Get paid to take photos
Urban exploration
The scientists a scientist went to a remote island with a dog in order to teach his speaking. Three years later, the scientist returns, and is asked about his experiment; he replied "woof, woof, woof"
Dipsomania refers to an insatiable craving for alcoholic beverages
If life were predictable it would cease to be life, and be without flavor.
I have legs but walk not, a strong back but work not, two good arms but reach not, a seat but sit and tarry not. What am I?
In the children's rhyme "This Little Piggy," where did the first little piggy go?
Ride in a rickshaw
If you can't do anything about it, there's no point in worrying about it.
Stretching
A breakthrough in fashion,"jeggings" are leggings designed to look like what?
What makes old age so sad is not that our joys but our hopes cease.
Why was the hula hoop a great boxer? It could go round for round.
Drink a glass of water before meals.
Be complimented on my body
A monkey was once tried and convicted for smoking a cigarette in South Bend, Indiana
Magic
What runs but doesn't walk?
On the cartoon series Scooby-Doo, Where Are You, which character usually wears an ascot?
Scallops have approximately 100 eyes around the edge of its shell
Wanna hear a construction joke? I'm working on it.
White people couldn't do black music back in the day because they weren't funky or bad enough. They weren't from the ghettoes, but hip-hop and R&B changed all of that because white kids want to be down with it. They wanted to learn it so they studied the culture. It's kind of a cool thing because we shouldn't be so separate.
Explore the World War II tunnels under Dover Castle
Accentuate the positive, eliminate the negative.
Satellite watching
I get pumped up with air I am can float If you give to much air i bust What am I?
A child starting kindergarten in September of 2010 will ordinarily graduate from high school in what year?
The Planters Peanut Company mascot, Mr. Peanut, was created during a contest for schoolchildren in 1916
I went out with anorexic twins last night... 2 birds, 1 stone
Those born into poverty or on the margins of society require our extra support to realize their dreams.
Visit Karnak
You don't need to floss all of your teeth. Only the ones you want to keep.
What runs but dont have no legs?
Survivalism
A chicken with red earlobes will produce brown eggs, and a chicken with white earlobes will produce white eggs
What do you call a blind, legless buck? No eye-deer.
I remember driving to North Carolina when I was a little girl in a snowstorm to get down to my mom's family in the Carolinas. There were chains on the car - it was the late sixties - and we were just singing in the car. Christmas carols.
A cast member of the AMC series "Hell On Wheels," rapper/actor Lonnie Lynn, Jr. is better known by what stage name?
What animal is white, black and red at the same time?
Dye Easter eggs
Never run a marathon in Crocs.
Scuba diving
Why didn't the Duke of Windsor let his French servant help him tie his tie? He never does it with a four-in (foreign)-hand.
Try my hand at motorcross
On dress shirts,button-down,spread and tab are popular types of what?
Why are basketball players so messy?
Know one knows whether death, which people fear to be the greatest evil, may not be the greatest good.
Instead of a Birthday Cake, many Russian children are given a Birthday Pie
If you don't like the opinion you've been given, get another one.
Mechanics
Orcas (killer whales), when traveling in groups, breathe in unison
What did the rubber band factory worker say when he was fired? Oh snap!
Go indoor sky-diving
A 1960s TV character played by Al Lewis, Count Vladimir Dracula is better known by what name?
What Has A Mouth But Never Speaks? What Has A Bed But Never Sleeps? Or Head But Never Weeps?
It's like, now you're actually complaining because you're making $9 million and guys are making more? If it makes you that upset, quit. Leave the game. Go home then and try finding another job that's going to pay you that.
Don't be afraid of silly ideas.
Painting
The expression cooked "al dente" means "to the tooth." What this means is that the pasta should be somewhat firm, and offer some resistance to the tooth, but should also be tender
What is the last thing to go through a fly's mind when it hits a windshield? Its butt.
Those who can win a war well can rarely make a good peace and those who could make a good peace would never have won the war.
What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence
A 1952 episode of "I Love Lucy was titled "Lucy Is Enceinte" because what English word was censored?
Always bet on black.
DJing
View hipsters in their natural habitat
What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza can have ham and cheese together.
Beware of endeavoring to become a great man in a hurry. One such attempt in ten thousand may succeed. These are fearful odds.
A 2008 study in "Reference Services Review" found which of these websites to be about 80% accurate?
If... 1=3 2=3 3=5 4=4 5=4 What 11&12
Cinderella is known as Rashin Coatie in Scotland, Zezolla in Italy, and Yeh-hsien in China
You spend half your life asleep or in bed. It's worth spending money on a good mattress, decent pillows and a comfy duvet.
Metalworking
Attend an opera
If you're going bald, don't comb your hair over your bald patch.
I once ate a watch. It was time consuming, I didn't go back for seconds.
Percentage of American men who say they would marry the same woman if they had it to do all over again: 80%
A 2010 study by dating Web site Badoo.com found which of these nation's women to be most flirtatious online?
When you blame others, you give up your power to change.
What is always on track but never makes tracks?
Attend a boat party
Gongoozling
One of the single best things about being an adult, is being able to buy as much LEGO as you want.
Some people have trouble sleeping... ...but I can do it with my eyes closed...
The name Wendy was made up for the book "Peter Pan."
There's a connection between the advances that are made in technology and the sense of primitive fear people develop in response to it.
A man is found in a desert face first with a backpack...DEAD what happend!!?
In the cable drama "Boss," Kelsey Grammar plays a crooked mayor of what U.S. city?
Eat a Cornish pasty in Cornwall
Beer tasting
A long walk alone with some time to think, can work wonders.
"So Sherlock..." asked Watson, "I forget, what was your highest degree of education?" "Elementary, my dear Watson."
Japanese research has concluded that moderate drinking can boost IQ levels
A 2010 Billboard hit,"Dog Days are Over" is a song by the British band "Florence and the" what?
I do not discriminate. Some people fear me. Some people accept me. Some people cheat me. What am I?
Great tragedy has come to us, and we are meeting it with the best that is in our country, with courage and concern for others because this is America. This is who we are.
Visit the Big Lobster
Macrame
Don't always rely on your comforts.
In the abbreviation for the medical procedure popularly known as an MRI,what does the "I' stand for?
Whats brown and sticky? a stick
Experience keeps a dear school, but fools will learn in no other.
The Great Pyramids used to be as white as snow because they were encased in a bright limestone that has worn off over the years
One cold and lonely night, a man ran forward, he turned left. Soon he turned left again. Once he got home there were two masked men waiting for him. Who were they?
Visit Kruger National Park
Guerrilla gardening
What do you call 99 bunnies walking forward and they take one step backwards? A receding hare line.
Happiness is a journey, not a destination.
On the human body, the intercostal muscles are located where?
The first couple to be shown on a sitcom sleeping in the same bed was "Mary Kay and Johnny."
I think it's fair to say that personal computers have become the most empowering tool we've ever created. They're tools of communication, they're tools of creativity, and they can be shaped by their user.
What expression would these letters describe? T E K R A M
Social studies
Boat along the Mekong River
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken didn't exist.
To cleanly remove the seed from an Avocado, lay a knife firmly across it, and twist.
The average price for a major league baseball game in 2004 is $19.82
It is like writing history with lightning and my only regret is that it is all so terribly true.
In the children's book "The Little Engine That Could",what is the engine attempting to deliver?
a cowbboy rode to a hotel on friday. stayed 2 days and left on friday.how is that possible
Teach English in another country
Breakdancing
Never regret. If it's good, it's wonderful. If it's bad, it's experience.
What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare-line.
The hydra, which is related to the jellyfish, can grow its body back in a couple of days if it is cut in half
On the 2010 Forbes 400 list, what billionaire identifies himself as residing in Medina, Washington?
No foreigner has a place asking another people, another country, to change their constitution.
what is smaller than a sink but bigger than a cup, yet the mississipi river wont fill it up?
Karaoke
Visit Stull, Kansas
What is a pair of sheep's favorite instrument? Two-Baaas.
A 2009 New York Times article coined the term "Ralph Kramden" to refer to what physical trait?
Percentage of American men who say they would marry the same woman if they had it to do all over again: 80%
A beautiful eye makes silence eloquent, a kind eye makes contradiction an assent, an enraged eye makes beauty deformed. This little member gives life to every part about us; and I believe the story of Argu simplies no more, than the eye is in every part; that is to say, every other part would be mutilated, were not its force represented more by the eye than even by itself.
A man rides his sorse into town on Friday. He spends three nights there and the goes back home on that same Friday. How?
Never set an alarm clock unless you know how to switch it off
Visit Saint Basil’s Cathedral
Long-distance running
"We don't serve time travelers here" A time traveler walks into a bar.
On the Internet, the abbreviation "LOL" typically denotes which of these emotional states?
Never let your Mother cut your hair.
In 1967, the IMAX film system was invented by Canadian Ivan Grame Ferguson to premier at Expo 67.
On Sunday morning, I'm not nervous... I can't wait to tell what God wants me to say.
21 people jumpe into a lake. 24 heads pop up. how is this possible?
Climbing
Get a promotion
Good things come to those who wait.
The word "comet" comes from the Greek word "kometes" meaning long hair and referring to the tail
In the board game Risk,what continent has the most territories for a player to occupy?
I believe that love and laughter can only happen when one person takes the time to think about what would cause the other person to feel good.
Why did the puppy get away with committing murder? ...He had paws-able deniability.
What's the difference between gossip and a mirror?
Mathematics
Spend a night in a yurt on the Mongolian steppes
When something goes wrong in life, just shout "plot twist!" and carry on.
A 2010 study found that nearly 70% of what imported item failed to live up to its claims of being "extra virgin"?
Which is faster, hot or cold? Hot is faster. Anyone can catch a cold.
Federal elections happen every two years in this country. Presidential elections every four years. And four years just isn't long enough to dismantle all the environmental laws we've got in this country.
The Ancient Greek women made a type of cheek blush by painting their cheeks with herbal pastes which was made out of crushed berries and seeds
What looks like poop, smells like poop, looks like a woman but really a man, ?
Snorkeling
Explore London
When something goes wrong in life, just shout "plot twist!" and carry on.
Why does Thor have insomnia? He's up all night to get Loki.
On his show "Man v Food," host Adam Richman won the "Davy Jones Locker Challenge" by eating 7 pounds of what?
China has more English speakers than the United States
What has a face, but no neck and hands, but no arms ???
The whole history of pop music had rested on the first person singular, with occasional intrusions of the second person singular.
Fly a plane
Jumping rope
Never let your Mother cut your hair.
The typical lead pencil can draw a line that is thirty five miles long
`Famous for their work on modernist furniture design, Charles and Ray Eames were related how?
Can February March? No, but April May.
I am part of a bird, I can go on land and can be in the water yet I never get wet What am I?
This is the America that I love. This is a great people. We can do anything. We can achieve anything. We've got a government that has gotten in the way of the American people. We're going to change that in November.
Video editing
Hold a snake
Value the people in your life.
"What kind of house does cheese like to live in?" "A cottage"
My mom was a '70s mom. She paved a road that no one had yet walked.
The name Wendy was made up for the book "Peter Pan."
Swim with whale sharks
A blanket or shawl made of colored squares sewn or crocheted together is called a what?
I'm only one color but not one size, stuck at the bottom yet easily flies, present in the sun but not in the rain, doing no harm and feeling no pain. What am I?
Snorkeling
Don't try and bump start a motorcycle on an icy road.
If you ever get cold, just stand in the corner of a room for a while. *They're normally around 90 degrees.*
Japanese research has concluded that moderate drinking can boost IQ levels
On his past troubles,who admitted to Leno on a 2011 "Tonight Show" appearance, "I realized I was pretty much LOSING"?
All humanity is passion without passion, religion, history, novels, art would be ineffectual.
Visit Hofburg Palace
There is a word in the English language in which the first two letters signify a male, the first three letters signify a female, the first four signify a great man, and the whole word, a great woman. What is the word?
Hardware
Did you hear the Offspring song about how to store mummies? "You gotta keep 'em desiccated"
Superman The Escape rollercoaster, located in California at Six Flags Magic Mountain, goes from 0 to 100 miles per hour in only 7 seconds
One of the top five regrets people have is that they didn't stay in contact with friends.
On television, Dr. Gregory House's apartment number is "221B," a nod to what famous literary sleuth's address?
Everyday life is like programming, I guess. If you love something you can put beauty into it.
What kind of coat can be put on only when wet?
See my reflection upon Salar de Uyuni
Drama
A classic 1969 work by poet Maya Angelou is titled "I Know Why The Caged Bird" what?
What's the most beautiful thing in Advanced Physics? A passing grade.
The expression cooked "al dente" means "to the tooth." What this means is that the pasta should be somewhat firm, and offer some resistance to the tooth, but should also be tender
In Philadelphia, our public safety, poverty reduction, health and economic development all start with education. We can't grow the middle class if we don't give our kids the tools they need to innovate and invent.
A boy asked a girl from another school to the prom. He got turned down. why?
You spend half your life asleep or in bed. It's worth spending money on a good mattress, decent pillows and a comfy duvet.
Pose for a life drawing class
Insect collecting
What is green, has four legs and if it fell out of a tree and landed on you it would kill you? A pool table!
When bad men combine, the good must associate else they will fall one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle.
Superman The Escape rollercoaster, located in California at Six Flags Magic Mountain, goes from 0 to 100 miles per hour in only 7 seconds
A dog weights 20kg and the other dog weights 30kg. How much do they both weight.
In the classic arcade game Centipede,players battle all but which of these deadly creatures?
Don't eat non-snow-coloured snow.
Longboarding
Visit Los Glaciares National Park
Why did the chicken soup cross the road? Because it was down hill!
In the acronym SRS, a common term for automobile airbags,the letter "R" stands for what?
Japan has approximately 200 volcanoes and is home to 10% of the active volcanoes in the world
Don't use Excel or Powerpoint documents for your basic word processing needs.
Don't force your kids into sports. I never was. To this day, my dad has never asked me to go play golf. I ask him. It's the child's desire to play that matters, not the parent's desire to have the child play. Fun. Keep it fun.
What is 123451232 divided by the number of american presidents,then add the amount of russian service men,and you will get what?
Sledding
Perform live stand up
Why did the vampire use mouthwash? Because he had bat breath
A 2008 study in "Reference Services Review" found which of these websites to be about 80% accurate?
As president, Reagan worked very well with Democrats to do big things. It is true that he worked to reduce the size of government and cut federal taxes and he eliminated many regulations, but he also raised taxes when necessary.
2 men were hiking and they were both realy thirsty so they stopped at a restraunt they orderd 2 glasses of lemon aid one man gulped it down and one man sipped it slowly the man how sipped it slowly died why?
The first TONKA truck was made in 1947
Accept advice.
Kung fu
Swim with dolphins in the wild
Don't try and bump start a motorcycle on an icy road.
It takes the Hubble telescope about 97 minutes to complete an orbit of the Earth. On average, the Hubble uses the equivilent amount of energy as 30 household light bulbs to complete an orbit.
Did you hear about the ointment... Did you hear about the ointment that couldn't stop talking about politics? When confronted, he said he was just trying to be topical.
I've always taught that a poor economy is the best opportunity for salespeople because the naysayers and grumblers have already given up, leaving more territory, more opportunities to be successful than in a good economy when virtually all salespeople are out there, giving it their best.
In the classic tale "Moby Dick," Moby Dick is what kind of whale?
Have a debauched boy’s weekend in a country other than my own
I have a head, eyes, a nose, a mouth, a neck, shoulders, arms, elbows, hands, fingers, a chest, a stomach, a waist, legs, knees, feet, and toes, and I get dressed every day, yet I cannot move unless someone moves me. What am I?
Construction
There's something fundamentally wrong with a system where there's been 17 years of a Tory Government and the people of Scotland have voted Socialist for 17 years. That hardly seems democratic.
How many Romans does it take to screw in a light bulb? V.
Pucks hit by hockey sticks have reached speeds of up to 150 miles per hour
A child starting kindergarten in September of 2010 will ordinarily graduate from high school in what year?
Giving someone a hug can be mutually rewarding. Try to give at least one hug a day to someone.
Attend the Melbourne Cup
Chemistry
Where did the seaweed... Where did the seaweed find a job? In the "Kelp Wanted" section of the want-ads.
On the classic TV series "The Brady Bunch,"what is the name of the Brady family dog?
If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 MPG.
The fur of the binturong, also known as the "Asian Bear Cat," smells like popcorn. The scent is believed to come from a gland located near the tail
Spend a night in the Lizzie Borden House
Sports science
One of the top five regrets people have is that they didn't have the courage to be their true self.
What do lazy dogs like to do for fun?
I discovered that the horse is life itself, a metaphor but also an example of life's mystery and unpredictability, of life's generosity and beauty, a worthy object of repeated and ever changing contemplation.
Approximately 40% of the U.S. paper currency in circulation was counterfeit by the end of the Civil War
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had no *body* to go with
On average, what is the most abundant gas released into the atmosphere by a volcano?
Never write in an email to someone, something which you wouldn't say to that person's face.
Try acupuncture
Surfing
What is black and white and read all over?
Ask your doctor if left is right for you.
For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong.
In 1894 the first big Coke sign was found on the side of a building located in Cartersville, Georgia, and still exists today
To do all that one is able to do, is to be a man to do all that one would like to do, is to be a god.
In the Bizet opera, "Carmen," the flirtatious Carmen works in what type of establishment?
Holiday in a seaside or lakeside cottage
Australian rules football
What force and strangth cannot get through, I with a gentle touch can do, and many in the street would stand, were I not a friend at hand.
The Koala bear is not really a bear, but is really related to the kangaroo and the wombat.
Their poverty secured their freedom, since our desires and our possessions are the strongest fetters of despotism.
What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture? Carrion my wayward son
On the classic TV series "Welcome Back Kotter" what subject did Mr. Kotter teach?
True happiness always resides in the quest.
Ride in a rickshaw
Meteorology
If a boat has four steps each step is a foot tall. The boat has two steps under water. It rains teo feet that night how many steps are under water?
Dipsomania refers to an insatiable craving for alcoholic beverages
On the human body, the intercostal muscles are located where?
Knock-knock... "Knock-knock" "Who's there?" "Control Freak - now you say 'Control Freak who?'" :)
We need creativity in order to break free from the temporary structures that have been set up by a particular sequence of experience.
When faced with a choice, do both.
Pole dancing
See the 12 Apostles and the Great Ocean Road
what ship can fly?
On the 2010 Fortune Global 500 list of the world's largest companies,3 of the top 4 are in what sector?
So how's the shoestring game goin'? Right now, it's ALL TIED-UP!
Learning how to improvise really awakened my interest in music.
The reason why hair turns gray as we age is because the pigment cells in the hair follicle start to die, which is responsible for producing "melanin" which gives the hair colour
No one knows anyone else in the way you do.
Flower growing
Go Christmas caroling
The strangest creature you'll ever find: Two eyes in front and many many more behind.
The pollen count - that's a difficult job!
The abbreviation Xmas for the word Christmas is of Greek origin. Since the word for Christ in the Greek language is Xristos, which starts with the letter "X," they started putting the X in place of Christ and came up with the short form for the word Christmas
A 2010 Billboard hit,"Dog Days are Over" is a song by the British band "Florence and the" what?
Only the unknown frightens men. But once a man has faced the unknown, that terror becomes the known.
When the cistern is filling, the seat is probably still warm.
Visit the Kennedy Space Centre
Radio-controlled model playing
what kind of cat loves the water?
Approximately 40% of the U.S. paper currency in circulation was counterfeit by the end of the Civil War
A man walks into a fancy dress party carrying a woman on his back... The host asks the man why this is so. "Oh, I'm a tortoise and this is Michelle" says the man.
In the classic version of Monopoly,the two "utility companies" are Water Works and the what?
i run but never walk i have a mouth but do noteat what am i
Many intelligence reports in war are contradictory even more are false, and most are uncertain.
Don't let the bastards grind you down.
Visit St Basil’s
Backpacking
On the classic TV series "Welcome Back Kotter" what subject did Mr. Kotter teach?
In the U.S., over one million gallons of cosmetics, drinks, and lotions are sold that contain aloe in them per year
What type of doctor prescribes Coke and 7-up for a living? A Poptometrist!
If you can't do anything about it, there's no point in worrying about it.
You don't despair about something like the Middle East, you just do the best you can.
Ride a cable car in San Francisco
Climbing
What is everything to someone and nothing to everyone else?
Successfully give up something for Lent
Before air conditioning was invented, white cotton slipcovers were put on furniture to keep the air cool.
What's Beethoven's favorite fruit? A ba-na-na-naaaaa
In the classic arcade game Centipede,players battle all but which of these deadly creatures?
Every artist was first an amateur.
Hold the door open for the next person.
Book restoration
I have keys that open no locks, I have space, but there is no room, You can enter, but you can't go in. What am I?