I like children - fried.
What is bigger than a grey elephant yet weighs nothing?
Never Have Your Dog Stuffed is really advice to myself, a reminder to myself not to avoid change or uncertainty, but to go with it, to surf into change.
We all have roles in life. I'm a dad, a husband, this and that, but basically I only feel justified in being alive when I'm on the stage.
In the back yard there is a hollow stump that contains six ears of corn. If a healthy squirrel carries out only three ears each day, how many days will it take to empty the stump?
I'm probably going to get in trouble for this but 'American Dad' is one of my favourite shows. It gets very dark in places but the jokes are there.
I think that's become passe, but if you can surround yourself with a kind of monument to yourself and your family - a statement - and you can afford it, then that's a noble project.
One Breakes and Never Falls and one Falls but never breaks, what are they?
Happiness, I do not know where to turn to discover you on earth, in the air or the sky yet I know you exist and are no futile dream.
When you don't know what I am, I am something. When you know what I am, I am nothing. What Am I?
I like all the angels around because they protect me and my daughter. I mean, her Dad's an angel.
if you are ultra clever you should know the answere to no# 10. if you are super clever you should know the answere to no# 9, 8 and 7. if you are clever you should know the answere to no# 6, 5, and 4. if you are dumb you should know the answere to no#3, 2 and 1. you are NOT allowed to use a calculator. if you get stuck you can use a calculator dumb questions 1.what is 2*2 2.what is 3*3 3.what is 4*4 clever qustions 4.what is 21*15 5.what is 72*17 6.what is 91*23 super clever questions 7.what is 333*12 8.what is 365*448 9.what is 999*123 ultra clever question 10.what is 1954*5995
My goal isn't to make money, it's to try and survive and make a point.
The beginning of eternity, the end of time and space; the beginning of every end, and the end of every place. What am I?
My family is awesome.
when do you start at red and end at green
If a man jumps off a 75 story building balacony and does not have a parachute how does he survive?
If we are to survive, we must have ideas, vision, and courage. These things are rarely produced by committees. Everything that matters in our intellectual and moral life begins with an individual confronting his own mind and conscience in a room by himself.
The press is just not your friend when it comes to a marriage. That's why we didn't sell the pictures of our wedding, and we got offered millions of dollars for them, millions.
Introspection and preserved writings give us far more insight into the ways of past humans than we have into the ways of past dinosaurs. For that reason, I'm optimistic that we can eventually arrive at convincing explanations for these broadest patterns of human history.
What is an adult? A child blown up by age.
Am I not destroying my enemies when I make friends of them?
It was winter and the girl wanted apples so she went outside to get apples from her apple tree. When she went outside to get apples, the tree was covered with icicles. How did she get to the apples???
Being tall is an advantage, especially in business. People will always remember you. And if you're in a crowd, you'll always have some clean air to breathe.
I wasn't one to go out and buy a new car and stereo system and expensive clothes. My mom helped keep me grounded.
I'm not saying I wasn't flawed or amateurish. But you can never say I did anything to appease the music business.
I have an answering machine in my car. It says, I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out.
There is a purple house, everything in the house is purple. the couch is purple the chairs are purple the floor is purple and the lamps are purple... what color are the stairs?
Art is not a thing it is a way.
Not one has shown an iota of fear of death. They want to end this agony.
To make a prairie it takes a clover and one bee, One clover, and a bee, And revery. The revery alone will do, If bees are few.
I came to poetry through the urgent need to denounce injustice, exploitation, humiliation. I know that's not enough to change the world. But to remain silent would have been a kind of intolerable complicity.
Walk on the living, they don't even mumble. Walk on the dead, they mutter and grumble. What are they?
I believe my publisher has shown a great deal of faith in me over a lot of years but I'm not prepared to be so arrogant to say that the long-term literary value of my work would compensate them for a financial failure.
But if something funny happens, I can't resist. I have to tell the people.
Violent behavior exists in one's psychological makeup much deeper than the level that receives information from television or movies.