Sunday, July 5th, 2026

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I don't like being recognised, I have no interest in being famous at all, I just do what I do. If I could be like Captain Kirk and beam myself up and then beam myself down, I would!

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Between a man and his wife nothing ought to rule but love. Authority is for children and servants, yet not without sweetness.

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I'd repair our education system or replace it with something that works.

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can you read this? Yy u r Yy u b I c u Yy 4 me

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Friendship is two-sided. It isn't a friend just because someone's doing something nice for you. That's a nice person. There's friendship when you do for each other. It's like marriage - it's two-sided.

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all of a sudden when you look up you see a mettal cloud.it poors alot of rain ou so fast that you will catch 5.3 in your mout wen you get out f that big rain shower ur all soaked and clean.....What am i???

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I'm leaving the screen because I don't think I am very good in the pictures and I have this beautiful dream that I'm elegant on the stage.

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In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

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There is 3 cups of sugar on a table. You talke one away. Now how many do u have???

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I hate art auctions.

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I have an abacus at home.

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how do you get cold money?(ASAP)

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In a civilized society, all crimes are likely to be sins, but most sins are not and ought not to be treated as crimes. Man's ultimate responsibility is to God alone.

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Perhaps we don't need these religious concoctions to pillow the fear of death. Just the fact that there is an unknown, and something greater, can bring a feeling of peace. That's enough for me.

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Morning without you is a dwindled dawn.

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Marriage is gonna be your stability through everything.

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You buy my time. I stand in line If I am happy, you won't be fine.

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I am poor and naked, but I am the chief of the nation. We do not want riches but we do want to train our children right. Riches would do us no good. We could not take them with us to the other world. We do not want riches. We want peace and love.

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It's how you deal with failure that determines how you achieve success.

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I'm an unorthodox type of guy, a funny guy - at least I think I'm funny. And one of the things I like to do is come up with nicknames for myself.

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Never argue at the dinner table, for the one who is not hungry always gets the best of the argument.

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There's a family of 5 a mom,dad,sister brother and the baby.They're in a plan but it's about to crash but they only have 4 parashoots so they have to leave somebody,they decide to leave the baby instead.So the family jumps off the plan with the baby behind,when the family gets home the see the baby sitting on the couch watching Jerry Spinger.The dad said what are you doing here?

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Almost anyone can be an author the business is to collect money and fame from this state of being.

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My mother gets all mad at me if I stay in a hotel. I'm 31-years-old, and I don't want to sleep on a sleeping bag down in the basement. It's humiliating.

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What is the beginning of the end, the end of time, the middle of yesterday, and nowhere in tommorrow?

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Happiness for me is getting to write about the most important things I know.

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With my ministry of light, part of what I do is work on the California Alliance For Arts Education.

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Myself when young did eagerly frequent doctor and saint, and heard great argument about it and about: but evermore came out by the same door as in I went.

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There is a guy on the sixth story of a building. He jumps out the window. Nothing happened to him. Nothing was under him. How is this possible?

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Money isn't important, but you have to have enough, so you don't have to think about it. Thinking about money is a drag.

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We were raised in an Italian-American household, although we didn't speak Italian in the house. We were very proud of being Italian, and had Italian music, ate Italian food.

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Large as a mountain, small as a pea, Endlessly swimming in a waterless sea.

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Forgiveness means letting go of the past.

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The applause was so loud and insistent that I had to respond with several encores. I was numb with happiness, when it was over, I knew that this alone must be my life and my world.

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Whatever else an American believes or disbelieves about himself, he is absolutely sure he has a sense of humor.

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what goes all around the world but stays in the corner

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What goes up but floats? You can go through it, but cannot hear it? What is it?

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When you lead change, sometimes you get arrows in your back. I mean, that's just the way the real world is.

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wow dum dum too

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Let us beware of saying that death is the opposite of life. The living being is only a species of the dead, and a very rare species.

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Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments.