Monday, March 30th, 2026

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If you cannot inspire a woman with love of you, fill her above the brim with love of herself all that runs over will be yours.

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I gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party, and I'm thinking, 'Hey, I've still got it.'

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Billy went on Tuesday, but left on Friday. How is this possible?

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My dad was working abroad, in Iraq, and he was a doctor. We used to go and visit him, in Baghdad, off and on. For the first ten years of my life, we used to go backwards and forwards to Baghdad, so that was quite amazing. I spent a lot of time traveling around the Middle East.

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Different people have different styles, but there is an opportunity as a director to be a writer in every moment, with every visual cue and every piece of production design. Everything is a decision, and everything can be obsessed over.

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if you ask the girl how many are her brothers and sisters she would say that the number of her brithers is equal to the number of her sisters, while if you ask one of his brothers he would say that the number of his sisters is twice as much as the number of his brothers, how many are the girls? how many are the boys?

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In the Atlantean period there were many energies being used and information and knowledge being used which were, for particular reasons of safety, withdrawn, shall we say, to prevent complete catastrophe, to prevent total destruction of your planet.

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I end the race, I am the beginning of the end. The start of eternity and the end of space. There are two of me in heaven and one in hell. I am in water, fire, sunshine and darkness. I am the beginning of earth and the end of life. WHAT AM I?

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Business is the salt of life.

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Dreams are like paper, they tear so easily.

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No matter how good you are, how brave you are or anything, it comes down to that car so many times. Not every time, but so many times.

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Fear is the foundation of safety.

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Nobody has ever before asked the nuclear family to live all by itself in a box the way we do. With no relatives, no support, we've put it in an impossible situation.

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I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.

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Clear as crystal,cold as ice, swift like the wind, but never seen, never forgoten. What am I?

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A cowboy was riding on a horse to a ghost town on Wednesday. He stayed at the ghost town for five days. On the fifth day, he left on Friday. How is this possible?

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A man was born in 1955, how is it today is his 18th birthday?

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What is called an acute knowledge of human nature is mostly nothing but the observer's own weaknesses reflected back from others.

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Medieval learning was really advanced.

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I rely on guns for protection in life. God does not say, 'This is la-la land.' God doesn't say, 'Welcome to Earth. Everything's perfect. There's no crime. There's no murder. There's no death.' The world is imperfect, and you have to be on guard.

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There was a plane crash yesterday and every single person died and two people survived. How could this happen?

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As a writer, or as a filmmaker, you have to present yourself, and part of what yourself is is what you're interested in, or what you think is funny, or what you think is sad, or what you think is horrible.

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A ring means a commitment. But more than that, it means that you've talked about your shared future and have decided together on a shared vision of it.

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It requires greater courage to preserve inner freedom, to move on in one's inward journey into new realms, than to stand defiantly for outer freedom. It is often easier to play the martyr, as it is to be rash in battle.

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What falls but never breaks what breaks but never falls

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Fear of serious injury alone cannot justify oppression of free speech and assembly. Men feared witches and burnt women. It is the function of speech to free men from the bondage of irrational fears.

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I'm crazy about my father, he's an amazing man, a real adventurer. He took us with him to travel all over the world. We were in places that were so remote, that white people hardly ever reach them.

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I move without wings, between silken strings, I leave as you find, my substance behind. What am I?

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When a child comes in, I believe that it's a 'multipersonhood,' and it knows it, its consciousness knows it, and it has a nuclei in the center of its consciousness that is the repository of all experience and all knowledge. And when you look in the eyes of your baby and you feel this sense that they are an old soul, I believe indeed they are.

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Let children read whatever they want and then talk about it with them. If parents and kids can talk together, we won't have as much censorship because we won't have as much fear.

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I await the fall of night To give my victims a painful bite But I hide when light's avast The darknesses clutches hold me fast What am I?

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Darrell is really good in the studio. I mean, he has a real working knowledge of how the process works, and what sounds good coming back over tape, and how the stuff works together.

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The history of my life must begin by the earliest circumstance which my memory can evoke it will therefore commence when I had attained the age of eight years and four months.

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Why did the crazy boy kill his father?

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He has a profound respect for old age. Especially when it's bottled.

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three men walk into a hotel. they go to the clerk and ask for a room for three people. the clerk gives them a room and charges them $30. each man gives ten dollars to pay the bill. the clerk gives the men the key and they head up to their room. a few hours later the clerk suddenly has a stroke of guilt for how much he charged the men. so he calls an errand boy and gives him five dollars to give to the men. on the way there the boy wonders how to split the five dollars three ways. not finding a way, he gives one dollar to each man and keeps two for himself. this means that each man paid nine dollars for the room(10-1=9). taht means that they paid $27 for the room(9x3=27). add the two dollars taht the errand boy kept and you get twenty nine dollars. where is teh thirtieth dollar?

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We made the buttons on the screen look so good you'll want to lick them.

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As knowledge increases, wonder deepens.

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I have a towel that never gets dry. What is it?

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Art can never exist without naked beauty displayed.

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When people ask me what makes movies great, it's the material.

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Men hate the individual whom they call avaricious only because nothing can be gained from him.

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All the evidence shows very clearly that if you are a member of a trade union you are likely to get better pay, more equal pay, better health and safety, more chance to get training, more chance to have conditions of work that help if you have caring responsibilities... the list goes on!

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I hope to stay on 'Glee,' I hope to still be a 'Housewife' and I hope to do 'The New Normal.' I just want to do it all! Why not? I'm only going to be young for a little while longer.

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Failure in the theater is more dramatic and uglier than any other form of writing. It costs so much, you feel so guilty.

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Four men sat down to play. They played all night till break of day. They played for gold and not for fun. With separate scores for everyone. When they had come to square accounts. They all had made quite fair amounts. Can you the paradox explain. If no one lost, how all could gain?

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We are persuaded that good Christians will always be good citizens, and that where righteousness prevails among individuals the Nation will be great and happy. Thus while just government protects all in their religious rights, true religion affords to government it's surest support.

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There's a butcher and he's 6" 2 and his wife is 5" 3. His wife weighs 160lbs. What does the butcher weigh?

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I am a leader. Leaders always get heat. They're always going against the grain. Jimi Hendrix got heat Bob Marley got heat Miles Davis got heat. Every great artist got heat. Heat means you're doing something right.

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What type of case can you not carry?