Tuesday, February 24th, 2026

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I'm lucky because my dad taught me to be frugal and save. And that's important because I want to know that I don't have to take an acting job for two or three years if I don't want to and that I'll still be able to make my house and car payments and buy food for my dogs.

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There was a donkey tied on a 3 metre rope and there was a carrot 5 metres away but the donkey still got it. How did it do this

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A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.

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Joy is what happens to us when we allow ourselves to recognize how good things really are.

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I would like to mention that I have flown the 262 first in May '43. At this time, the aircraft was completely secret. I first knew of the existence of this aircraft only early in '42 - even in my position. This aircraft didn't have any priority in design or production.

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how old is a old lady.

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You know what I am, I am something, but I am nothing, What am I?

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But it's cool working with female directors because I'm a girl, so you do relate to them more. You can talk to them about other stuff like clothes and all that.

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I want to use my position of leadership to help move along at a faster pace what I believe and know the Obama administration wants to do around the urgency of climate change.

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It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes.

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After marriage, a woman's sight becomes so keen that she can see right through her husband without looking at him, and a man's so dull that he can look right through his wife without seeing her.

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What's dark, different lengths and enjoyable?

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The Patients' Bill of Rights is necessary to guarantee that health care will be available for those who are paying for insurance. It's a part of the overall health care picture.

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Can you Geuss my name?

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If a man walks in the woods for love of them half of each day, he is in danger of being regarded as a loafer. But if he spends his days as a speculator, shearing off those woods and making the earth bald before her time, he is deemed an industrious and enterprising citizen.

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Why did the lawyer show up hlf-naked at the court?

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As individuals, people are inherently good. I have a somewhat more pessimistic view of people in groups. And I remain extremely concerned when I see what's happening in our country, which is in many ways the luckiest place in the world. We don't seem to be excited about making our country a better place for our kids.

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Different lights do make me strange. Thus into different sizes I will change. What am I?

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The importance of money flows from it being a link between the present and the future.

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I am lost, small, and timid. Who am I?

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The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling.

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I'm almost a full-time mom.

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The repose of sleep refreshes only the body. It rarely sets the soul at rest. The repose of the night does not belong to us. It is not the possession of our being. Sleep opens within us an inn for phantoms. In the morning we must sweep out the shadows.

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I play Xbox. I have a little boy to look after. I have dogs. You know, I have things to do. I would love to be able to sit down and watch something like a movie. I watch my own movies because I have to.

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We've done it in intelligence sharing and certain elements of security. There were parts of the department, in fact, that worked very well in Katrina, like the Coast Guard and TSA.

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The more you take the more you leave behind What am I?

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My formula for living is quite simple. I get up in the morning and I go to bed at night. In between, I occupy myself as best I can.

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in a pond there is a big lillypad, and it is magic, every day it doubles in size, so if it fill half the pond in 17 days, how many days does it take to fill up the whole pond?

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When I talk about the importance of the institution of marriage, I think of the commitment and the significance of standing in front of those closest to you and promising fidelity to your partner 'til death do you part.'

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To be honest, marriage doesn't scare me and that, it's just once you've been together for so long, if you haven't got any kids it's just a big expensive day out for everyone else to enjoy, isn't it?

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What did the leg say to the foot??

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And my dad drilled it in my head, you know, 'If you want it bad enough, and you're willing to make the sacrifices, you can do it. But first you have to believe in yourself.

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There is one place, and only one place that lies between heaven and hell. But the real question is "What is between Heaven and Hell?"

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I know the history of the record business so well because I followed Billie Holiday into the record studios. It was so primitive compared to the sophisticated business today.

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I'm probably the only person who goes to work and says 'Wow, it's really nice here and sweet,' even in the competitive movie business.

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Knowledge is only one half. Faith is the other.

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Men always talk about the most important things to perfect strangers. In the perfect stranger we perceive man himself the image of a God is not disguised by resemblances to an uncle or doubts of wisdom of a mustache.

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I say this as a young dad seeing children going into primary school: I don't think we should underestimate the formative effect on a child of those first years in primary school.

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I have long enjoyed the friendship and companionship of Republicans because I am by instinct a teacher, and I would like to teach them something.

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I am Greater than god, Eviler than the devil, rich people want me, poor people have me, if you eat me you die, blind people can see me. WHAT AM I?????

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Thou must be emptied of that wherewith thou art full, that thou mayest be filled with that whereof thou art empty.

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It must not be forgotten in fairness to the National Government that apartheid is not just a policy of oppression but an attempt - in my opinion an attempt doomed to failure - to find an alternative to a policy of racial integration which is fair to both white and black.

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I've always had an affinity and a passion for cars and that whole car culture.

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The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.

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A guy is laying dead on a bed and next to him is a glass of ice cold bloody water. The window is open and it's a cold chilly day. How did he die?

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People ask me if I ever thought of writing a children's book. I say, 'If I had a serious brain injury I might well write a children's book', but otherwise the idea of being conscious of who you're directing the story to is anathema to me, because, in my view, fiction is freedom and any restraints on that are intolerable.

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wuts the answer? wuts greater than god, worse than the devil, the poor have, the rich want, and if u eat it u die?

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It's tricky. I've never been standing at the top of the tree with tons of money thrown at me. I've never really had a profile. So in a way I have this 'nothing to lose' attitude.

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Each morning I appear To lie at your feet, All day I will follow No matter how fast you run, Yet I nearly perish In the midday sun. What am I?

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If you want to read about love and marriage, you've got to buy two separate books.

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Many kids want to skate on me but if they tried they would die.What am I

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My dad was an absentee dad, so it was always important to me that I was part of my daughter's life, and she deserved two parents, which is part of the rationale behind us staying married for 30 years.

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What swings open every day, and can be any shape and size? What has a handle that you shake hands with every day?

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Such decisions will be far reaching and difficult. But you never lacked courage in the past. Your courage is now needed for the future.

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Two miners both come back home from work in an elevator. One miner has soot all over his face, but the other has a clean face. The one with the clean face wipes it with a hankercheif. The other does nothing. Why?

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A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.

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What do Poor people have, Rich people want, and God fears?

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Very few conflicts in the history of the world have been satisfactorily concluded according to a published timetable, because you lose all flexibility in dealing with your opponents.