In this country, the health concerns and the environmental concerns are as deep as in Europe. All the surveys show that. But here, we didn't have the cultural dimension. This is a fast-food culture.
The cheesiest joke ever. "I don't feel grate." -- Block of Cheese before it got shredded.
what is black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white?
Valor grows by daring, fear by holding back.
Faith is the strength by which a shattered world shall emerge into the light.
What heppens if you through a green rock into the Red Sea?
The Law of God reaches into every area of life, and it brings about incredible blessing and incredible freedom.
I forgot where I threw my boomerang. Oh wait.. It's coming back to me now.
Win a game of beer pong
I'm at that age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.
You are sad upon my arrival but to some am close to a miracle. I ruin your plans so you despise me, and yet you wouldn't survive without me.
People react to fear, not love they don't teach that in Sunday School, but it's true.
I am born when the lihgt is born, I die when the light is dead, I am the opposite of light and brightness but I am still what they give birth to. What am I?
Spend a night in a castle
I have 2 apples and I take one away. How many apples do I have now?
I'm proud of the U.S.A. We've done some amazing things. To wear our flag in the Olympics is an honor.
a train leaves Toronto at 6:34 at night and at the same time a plane leaves Beijing, China. How many pancakes are in the dog house?
Our attitude towards others determines their attitude towards us.
Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella? For Drizzle
What did the pebble say to the rock? I wish I was a little boulder!
My parents were both actors my dad sort of quite early on. My mother acted for a while, and now she's a painter.
What can go up a Chimney Down. But, not Down a Chimney Up.
There are two of these in a secondes, 1 of these in a weak, and 1 in a year. what is it?
Townes van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that.
People who have car collections - I never understood that. I always thought that was unnecessary. It's not beautiful, it's not creative. It's just showing how much money you've got.
After teaching his class all about roman numerals (X = 10, IX=9 and so on) the teacher asked his class to draw a single continuous line and turn IX into 6. The only stipulation the teacher made was that the pen could not be lifted from the paper until the line was complete.
A man buys a rope from a woman for $3.00 and hands the woman a $10 bill. The woman goes into the grocery store next door to get change. She returns and gives the man $7.00. After the man leaves, the clerk from the store comes and says, "Hey, that was a counterfeit bill you gave me." The woman gives the clerk a good bill. How much has the woman lost?
The power of faith will often shine forth the most when the character is naturally weak.
One side is silent The other you can hear Still you have no idea What the other side is about. What is it?
The God we serve does not seek out the perfect, but instead uses our imperfections and our shortcomings for his greater good. I am humbled by my own limitations. But where I am weak, He is strong.
Entertaining
Robert Rauschenberg was not a giant of American art he was the giant. No American created so many aesthetic openings for so many artists.
What goes up the chimney down but can't go down the chimney up?
This whole beauty thing is something I've never comprehended.
Perform an obnoxious karaoke duet with a girlfriend
Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.
i have 4 ends but no beging what am i?
But beginners to the World Economics Forum have to understand there is no single Davos experience, and there is no single Davos community either. There are numerous tribes who interact only at a minimal level.
What do you call a cow with one leg? Steak.
I just broke up with my boyfriend, and I've been spending more time alone than I'd like.
Chickens cost .50 each Hogs cost 3.50 each Cows cost 10.00 each Spend exactly 100.00 Buy exactly 100 animals How many of each do you buy? A co-worker has given me this riddle and I don't know the answer. It is driving me crazy.
I feel we live in the kind of culture now where you have to be very smart to navigate the right way, and I just don't have those smarts. I think with age and time it will change, but I can't obsess about it.
The pine tree was blowing in the wind and the wind was going west. Which way did the leaves blow?????
Seventy percent of success in life is showing up.
what goes up and down at the same time?
All of the great leaders have had one characteristic in common: it was the willingness to confront unequivocally the major anxiety of their people in their time. This, and not much else, is the essence of leadership.
A man is running home, but afaid to go there, for a man in a mask is waiting for him. who is the man in the mask??
Volunteer abroad
what is the color of the vest sleeves
The heresy of one age becomes the orthodoxy of the next.
A man is in a jail with no windows or doors, how does he escape?
Drink whisky in Scotland
what has 18 legs and catches flies?
Since we can't know what knowledge will be most needed in the future, it is senseless to try to teach it in advance. Instead, we should try to turn out people who love learning so much and learn so well that they will be able to learn whatever needs to be learned.
There is a dead man in the center of a field. He carried with him an unopened package. As he neared the center of the field, he knew he was going to die. How did he know he was going to die?
People in tough times - it doesn't mean they don't have a great attitude.
We all agree that its fit to be as Happy as we can, and we need no Instructor to teach us this Knowledge, 'tis born with us, and is inseparable from our Being, but we very much need to be Inform'd what is the true Way to Happiness.
What did one snowman say to the other snowman? 'Do you smell carrots?'
A boy was found dead in a field with nothing around him but an unopened package how did he die?
Why didn't the fisherman go to Florida to fish for long jawed fish with rows of razor like teeth? He didn't have a Gar
Interest is the spur of the people, but glory that of great souls. Invention is the talent of youth, and judgment of age.
Visit Bora Bora
You're snowboarding in a canyon and a wing falls off. How many pancakes fit in the dog house?
there was a boy on a bridge he looked down and he saw a boat full of people but when he got down to the boat there wasnt a single person down there. How was this?
Voters did say 'repeal health care,' they did say 'reduce the size of government.' But not a single one of them from the tea party or anywhere said 'give tax breaks to the wealthiest.'
What is an animal that has 3 legs in the morning ,2 legs in the afternoon ,and 1leg at night?
Visit a haunted house/corn field
What walks on 4legs in the morning, 2 legs in the afternoon, and 3legs in the evening?
The simplest schoolboy is now familiar with truths for which Archimedes would have sacrificed his life.
you are locked in a car with a hammer. how do you get out?
Trust yourself. Create the kind of self that you will be happy to live with all your life. Make the most of yourself by fanning the tiny, inner sparks of possibility into flames of achievement.
How did we suddenly become entranced with gangster culture? I saw it this morning on campus. When did the black community say we should all look like criminals?
Bad taste creates many more millionaires than good taste.
i am wild but can be controlled. i breathe air but die if i touch water what am i ???
What has keys but no locks, & has space but no rooms?
How is it possible to shave three times a day and still grow a beard?
Death comes to all, but great achievements build a monument which shall endure until the sun grows cold.
a man drives up to a hotel. Then realize that he is bankrupted. how is this possible?
Tomorrow is nothing, today is too late the good lived yesterday.
When we have done our best, we can, as a united people, take whatever may befall with calm courage and confidence that this old nation will survive and if death should come to many of us, death is not the end.
Swing dance with somebody
Long and thin But you can't win two holes but everything stays in I come in all sizes with many surprises
True knowledge lies in knowing how to live.
what does a duck eat with soup?
I am known for a life spent in the struggle for freedom, and freedom includes the freedom of religion.
Even though i'm far from the point i don't make mistakes i fix yours. what am i?
I can't record in the morning because I sound like Barry White.
You just arrived in front of a green one storey house.The inside is green,the kitchen is green,the funitures are green,the curtains are green.Then what colour is the stairs???
There's a guy at the office today wearing full camo. At least I think so... I haven't seen him in a while.
You put high heels on and you change.
There was a lady called Mrs Pink. She loved the colour pink. One day she bought a Bungolow. Inside and outside the bungolow she made everything pink. The walls pink, the floors pink, the chairs pink, the tables pink and even her T.V was pink but... what colour were the stairs ???
When I turned 18, my mom, my nana and I all went and had tattoos of our favorite Bible verses put on the inside of our wrists. Mine is 1st Timothy, 4:12.
a girl is born in japan lives in africa, america, Canada, perto rico, and mexico what is she?
There are good people and bad people in all organizations fundamentally however, when you look at the basis of the Tea Party it has nothing to do with race. It has to do with an economic recovery. It has to do with limiting the role of our government in our lives. It has to do with free markets.
Own a home
God will prepare everything for our perfect happiness in heaven, and if it takes my dog being there, I believe he'll be there.
Money brings some happiness. But after a certain point, it just brings more money.
What is higher than heaven, but lower than hell What poor men have, but rich men desire What do dead men eat?
Men are disturbed not by things, but by the view which they take of them.
what is black when clean and white when dirty?
Leadership has a harder job to do than just choose sides. It must bring sides together.
You are stuck inside a log cabin during the middle of the winter. You must find a way to stay warm. There is a kerosene lamp, a gas stove, and a candle. What do you lite first?
You know what's the problem with Mexican and black jokes? If you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamaal.
Happiness is a monstrosity! Punished are those who seek it.
Go dragon boat racing