Thursday, August 7th, 2025

joke

Why did the girl tree fall in love with the boy tree? He was sappy

quote

If it's your job to eat a frog, it's best to do it first thing in the morning. And If it's your job to eat two frogs, it's best to eat the biggest one first.

Riddle

If you break me, I'll not stop working. If you can touch me, my work is done. If you lose me, you must find me with a ring soon after. What am I?

Trivia

A 1960s TV character played by Al Lewis, Count Vladimir Dracula is better known by what name?

fact

Native Indians have been known to paint their doors blue, which they believe keeps the bad spirits out

Bucket List

Drink soju in South Korea

advice

No one knows anyone else in the way you do.

hobby

Memory training

Trivia

A caprese salad traditionally includes which of these ingredients?

fact

The second best selling game of all time is Jenga. Jenga is a Swahili word, meaning "to build."

Riddle

For some I go fast for others I'm slow. To most people, I'm an obsession relying on me is a well practiced lesson. What am I?

joke

What kind of dish does LeBron like? anything with curry in it.

quote

To live a pure unselfish life, one must count nothing as one's own in the midst of abundance.

advice

Give up your seat for someone who needs it.

hobby

Palmistry

Bucket List

Throw a grenade

joke

An idea for a board game... BONOPOLY - Similar to Monopoly, but where the streets have no name.

fact

Cinderella is known as Rashin Coatie in Scotland, Zezolla in Italy, and Yeh-hsien in China

Trivia

On food packaging, a circle with a "U" indicates that the food is certified as what?

quote

No lying knight or lying priest ever prospered in any age, but especially not in the dark ones. Men prospered then only in following an openly declared purpose, and preaching candidly beloved and trusted creeds.

advice

If you get stuck, try doing the opposite of what the solution requires.

hobby

Distro Hopping

Bucket List

Visit the Smithsonian

Riddle

I met a man with seven wives each wife had seven sacks each sack had seven cats each cat had seven kits kits cats sacks and wives how many are going to st.ives

joke

What do you call 99 bunnies walking forward and they take one step backwards? A receding hare line.

quote

Why love if losing hurts so much? I have no answers anymore only the life I have lived. The pain now is part of the happiness then.

fact

In 1631, two London bible printers accidentally left the word "not" out of the seventh commandment, which then read, "Thou shalt commit adultery." This legendary book is now known as the "Wicked Bible."

Bucket List

Attend the World Cup

Trivia

On the New York Stock Exchange,what company uses the apt stock symbol "ZZ"?

Riddle

Break me and i will repair myself, remove me and i will die. What am I?

hobby

Nordic skating

advice

If it still itches after a week, go to the doctors.

Trivia

A 2010 Billboard hit,"Dog Days are Over" is a song by the British band "Florence and the" what?

quote

Dad is my best mate and I can tell Mum absolutely anything. I really appreciate Mum and Dad. Why are we so close? Young parents, I think. The rock business keeps their minds young.

fact

In 1960 there were 16,067 gambling slots in Nevada. By 1999, this number rose to 205,726 slots which would be one slot for every 10 people residing there

joke

What is the scientific name for a crippled tyrannosaurus rex ? Tywalkasoreus Rex

advice

When you're at a concert or event, enjoy the moment, enjoy being there. Try leaving your camera in your pocket.

Bucket List

Shear a sheep

Riddle

question 1: how do you put a giraffe in a fridge? question 2: how do you put an elephant in a fridge? the king of the jungle calls a meeting for all animals in the jungle. question 3: where is the elephant? question 4: you hav to cross a lake with vicious, man-eating alligators. how do you cross?

hobby

Nordic skating

joke

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!

fact

It would take about fourteen and half million notes of currency to build a mile high stack

Trivia

In the agency abbreviation "EEOC," the first E stands for "equal" and the second stands for what?

quote

I am in politics because of the conflict between good and evil, and I believe that in the end good will triumph.

hobby

Cooking

Bucket List

Work on a ranch or farm

advice

Quality beats quantity.

Riddle

what can go up a chimney but cant come down a chimney?

Trivia

In the Charles Dickens novel "A Christmas Carol," what is the last name of the young Tiny Tim?

quote

Pastry is different from cooking because you have to consider the chemistry, beauty and flavor. It's not just sugar and eggs thrown together. I tell my pastry chefs to be in tune for all of this. You have to be challenged by using secret or unusual ingredients.

joke

What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a cartridge? A snapshot.

fact

The name Wendy was made up for the book "Peter Pan."

hobby

Couponing

advice

Everybody makes mistakes.

Bucket List

Go sledding

Riddle

What goes up but never comes down?

joke

What's Beethoven's favorite fruit? A ba-na-na-naaaaa

Riddle

I am purple, pink, blue, and yellow what am i

Trivia

In the classic story "Peter Pan," what does Wendy use to reattach Peter's shadow?

fact

Not all polar bears hibernate; only pregnant females polar bears do

quote

The best thing you can do for someone is make them a beautiful plate of food. How else can you invade someone's body without actually touching them?

advice

Don't ever name files or folders using the word "Final".

hobby

Astronomy

Bucket List

Write and share poetry

quote

Life is pretty simple: You do some stuff. Most fails. Some works. You do more of what works. If it works big, others quickly copy it. Then you do something else. The trick is the doing something else.

Riddle

there was a man walking in pouring rain without an umbrella. wen he got home there wasnt a single hair on his head that was wet. how is that??

Trivia

A 2010 Billboard hit,"Dog Days are Over" is a song by the British band "Florence and the" what?

fact

Humans are born with 300 bones in their body, however when a person reaches adulthood they only have 206 bones. This occurs because many of them join together to make a single bone

joke

What's a pigs favorite muscle? The hamstring.

hobby

Baseball

Bucket List

Visit Hiroshima

advice

Lemon and salt works wonders on tarnished brass.

Trivia

A caramel candy brand since 1903,Werther's Original is named after a town in the Westphalia region of what country?

quote

It's the game of life. Do I win or do I lose? One day they're gonna shut the game down. I gotta have as much fun and go around the board as many times as I can before it's my turn to leave.

joke

Did you hear about Scrooge's drinking problem? He had a dickens of a time with spirits.

fact

It costs about 3 cents to make a $1 bill in the United States

Riddle

when u walk by it, u wouldn't buy it. but when u do buy it, u wouldn;t use it. but when u do use it, u wouldn't know that ur using it. what is it?

advice

Repeat people's names when you meet them.

Bucket List

Witness the Pingxi Lantern Festival

hobby

Wax sealing

Trivia

In the classic version of Monopoly, the two "utility companies" are Water Works and the what?

fact

It would take about fourteen and half million notes of currency to build a mile high stack

quote

A purpose, an intention, a design, strikes everywhere even the careless, the most stupid thinker.

joke

Want to hear a joke about a crappy restaurant? Nevermind, I'm afraid it may be in poor taste.

advice

It's wrong to be right.

hobby

Word searches

Bucket List

Visit the San Diego Zoo

Riddle

A divorced father lives in a cabin in what used to be pure wilderness but last year a shotgun range was opened less than a mile frome his cabin.One day his son came to visit and he knew his father had a pistol.on that morning the son took awalk and he heard a loud gun shot the sun instantly thought of his fathers gun his father was very stressed after the divorce. the son ran to the house and sow his father laying face flat at the edge of the porch.the son didnt call the police .What happened?

joke

Knock knock - Who's there? - Impatient cow. - Impatient co- - He already left.

Trivia

In the children's book "The Little Engine That Could",what is the engine attempting to deliver?

fact

Elizabeth Taylor has appeared on the cover of Life magazine more than anyone else

quote

I love graphic design. I love working with design, and I love storytelling, so I've been working on a children's book for a while, and I'd like to see that through.

advice

Accept advice.

Bucket List

Have a debauched boy’s weekend in a country other than my own

hobby

Driving

joke

What do cows like on their hotdogs? MOOstard.

Trivia

On March 4, 2010, baby Cecelia Marie Halpert was "born" on an emotional episode of what hit TV series?

fact

More people are killed by donkeys annually than are killed in plane crashes

Riddle

whats the stupidest name

quote

Our work is the presentation of our capabilities.

advice

Alway do anything for love, but don't do that.

hobby

Astrology

Bucket List

Experience an earthquake

quote

Music, as many people have said, is the universal language. Of course points are made which make you think about things, but ultimately it makes you feel. And that's why people remember more songs that have meant something during their life than films. They start to define periods in your life, and that's kind of the beauty of it.

joke

What happens if you pass gas in church? You have to sit in your own pew.

fact

Asthma affects one in fifteen children under the age of eighteen

Trivia

On the classic sitcom "I Love Lucy," Lucy often went on auditions using what maiden name instead of Mrs. Ricardo?

Riddle

I live in a box, I come from a tree, I help the sick, Im blank as can be, I live with copies, and i can be colorful....... What am I?

advice

YOLO

Bucket List

Dive Schicheng

hobby

Rugby league football

advice

Everyone has their down days. Don't take it out on innocent bystanders.

Trivia

A bit of folk wisdom warns that when you point a finger at someone, how many fingers are pointing back at you?

joke

Why did the packaged green onion get into trouble? Because it was a wrapped scallion.

fact

Elizabeth Taylor has appeared on the cover of Life magazine more than anyone else

quote

I do not see my family life in any way, shape, or form as an opportunity for a photo.

Bucket List

Learn to play a musical instrument

hobby

Museum visiting

Riddle

A man is incarcerated in prison, and as his punishment he has to carry a one tonne bag of sand backwards and forwards across a field the size of a football pitch. What is the one thing he can put in it to make it lighter?

Trivia

A clarsach-a traditional Irish musical instrument-is a kind of what?

fact

The cross bow was invented by the Chinese and records of its usage goes back to as far as the Three Kingdom Period (220 a.d.-280 a.d.).

joke

What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a cartridge? A snapshot.

quote

Design is the fundamental soul of a man-made creation that ends up expressing itself in successive outer layers of the product or service. The iMac is not just the color or translucence or the shape of the shell. The essence of the iMac is to be the finest possible consumer computer in which each element plays together.

Riddle

If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?

hobby

Card games

Bucket List

Visit Marrakech

advice

If you don't ask, you don't get.

advice

Be a good lover.

Trivia

A child starting kindergarten in September of 2010 will ordinarily graduate from high school in what year?

joke

How did the prostitute get promoted? She slept her way to the top!

quote

One of my goals upon becoming Secretary of State was to take diplomacy out of capitals, out of government offices, into the media, into the streets of countries.

fact

Not all polar bears hibernate; only pregnant females polar bears do

Riddle

I am made with an egg.I have plenty of backbones,but lack a good leg.I peel layers like oninos but still remain whole.I can be long like a flagpole yet fit in a hole.What am i?

Bucket List

Kiss a girl from every country in the world

hobby

Meteorology

Riddle

Glittering points That downward thrust, Sparkling spears That never rust.

Trivia

A 20th-century fashion icon, Gabrielle Chanel was better known by what nickname?

joke

What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dessed man on a bicycle? Attire!

fact

The first TONKA truck was made in 1947

quote

But I am Armenian and I understand what it is to lose a country and lose a family and have massacres and genocides and everything against my people.

advice

Hold the door open for the next person.

Bucket List

Hike the Inca Trail and explore Machu Picchu

hobby

Crossword puzzles

fact

NASCAR stands for National Association for Stock Car Auto Racing

Trivia

In the animal kingdom, what term is used to describe the male who is the dominant member of a group?

quote

I don't care how famous a guitarist is, he ain't learned everything. There's always somewhere to go, something to mash up, but he ain't found it yet. You never learn everything on that guitar neck.

joke

What's an atheist's favorite Christmas movie? Coincidence on 34th Street

Bucket List

Learn how to blow glass

Riddle

J F M A M J J What do these letters stand for??

advice

A long walk alone with some time to think, can work wonders.

hobby

Teaching

joke

Where do you drown a hipster? The Mainstream.

Trivia

In the classic T.V. series "The Waltons," the Walton family lives in which U.S. state?

fact

The Kodiak, which is native to Alaska, is the largest bear and can measure up to eight feet and weigh as much as 1,700 pounds

quote

We're living in an era of unprecedented change, and I want to be a part of documenting it.

Riddle

A man is standing in front of a portrait looking at the picture of a man's face. Looking at the man in the portrait he says: "This man's father is my fathers son!" How is the man in the portrait related to the man looking at it?

advice

Make choices and dont look back.

hobby

Leaves

Bucket List

Jump off a cliff and into the ocean

fact

The first TONKA truck was made in 1947

quote

Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in the future.

Trivia

In the classic folk song "On Top of Old Smoky," what is "Old Smoky"?

joke

I hate girls with double standards unless they're pretty.

Riddle

Why did the children eat their homework?

Bucket List

Take the Manly Ferry

advice

Look people in the eye.

hobby

Hooping

Trivia

In the Broadway musical "Cats," costumed actors romp around a set designed to look like a what?

fact

More people are killed by donkeys annually than are killed in plane crashes

quote

What gay culture is before it is anything else, before it is a culture of desire or a culture of subversion or a culture of pain, is a culture of friendship.

joke

Where do sick boats go? The dock!

Riddle

Which of the following words don't belong in the group and why? CORSET, COSTER, SECTOR, ESCORT, COURTS

hobby

Table tennis playing

Bucket List

Be in a musical

advice

Remedy tickly coughs with a drink of honey, lemon and water as hot as you can take.

joke

I can't stand Russian Dolls... They're always so full of themselves!

advice

You spend half your life asleep or in bed. It's worth spending money on a good mattress, decent pillows and a comfy duvet.

fact

Before 1928, yo-yos used to be called bandalores in the United States

Trivia

In the classic tale "Moby Dick," Moby Dick is what kind of whale?

quote

I just went off for two months traveling around Europe on a motorcycle and pretty much turned my phone off. I did 5,000 miles with my dad. We went through Holland, Germany, Austria, Slovenia, Croatia, Bosnia, Montenegro, Italy... and then I did Spain and France by myself.

Riddle

When I am not known I am something. Yet, when I am known I am nothing. What am I?

hobby

Beekeeping

Bucket List

Start my own magazine

advice

Never buy cheap cling film.

fact

Native Indians have been known to paint their doors blue, which they believe keeps the bad spirits out

quote

Santa Barbara is my hood. I mean, it's not much of a hood, but it is definitely like my hood. I claim Santa Barbara like I claim my family. I'm going to be married and buried there.

Trivia

On the FDA Nutrition Facts food label,the abbreviation "DV" stands for "daily" what?

joke

What do fish smoke? Seaweed!

Riddle

say "Silk" 5 times fast ------------------- ------------------- ------------------- ------------------- ------------------- what do cows drink?

Bucket List

Spend a night in an igloo

hobby

Hobby horsing

Trivia

A chemical compound known as DHA is a common active ingredient in what beauty product?

fact

In 1894 the first big Coke sign was found on the side of a building located in Cartersville, Georgia, and still exists today

quote

People never ask people doing serious music, 'Do you ever think about doing funny music?'

joke

What did one wall say to the other wall? I`ll meet you at the corner.

Riddle

The beginning of eternity The end of time and space The beginning of every end, And the end of every place

advice

As you get older, learn never to trust a fart.

Bucket List

Eat a Cornish pasty in Cornwall

hobby

Sea glass collecting

joke

What do you call a big pile of kittens? A meowtain.

quote

I came home every Friday afternoon, riding the six miles on the back of a big mule. I spent Saturday and Sunday washing and ironing and cooking for the children and went back to my country school on Sunday afternoon.

Trivia

On the classic sitcom "Happy Days," what was the name of Richie's practical joke-loving buddy,played by actor Don Most?

fact

Asthma affects one in fifteen children under the age of eighteen

Riddle

What has wings but can't fly? And sucks blood but has no teeth?

advice

Don't wear clean trousers when walking your dog in the park.

Bucket List

Visit Ferrari World

hobby

Leaves

fact

Herbert Hoover, who was the 31st president of the United Stated, turned over all the Federal salary checks he received to charity during the 47 years he was in government

Trivia

A 20th-century fashion icon, Gabrielle Chanel was better known by what nickname?

joke

Two wrongs don't make a right... but three lefts make a right. And two Wrights make a plane 6 lefts make a plane.

quote

You learn timing on the road. You learn structure and how to read an audience. You learn so much about the business of laughter that you can't learn on a set, because it's all on you. Sometimes you bomb, and you know not to tell that joke again... You just hope people find the humor in the awkwardness.

Riddle

Jerry went out to the hardware store to buy some needed supplies. He spent half of what he had plus $2.00 in the first store; half of what he had left plus $1.00 in the second store; half of what he had left plus $1.00 in the third store; and in the last store , half of all he had. Three dollars were left over. How much money did he start with

advice

Stop using the term "busy" as an excuse.

Bucket List

Attend Wrestlemania

hobby

LARPing

Trivia

On the cartoon series Scooby-Doo, Where Are You, which character usually wears an ascot?

quote

Surely being a Professional Beauty - let alone an ageing one - is one of the most insecure and doomed careers imaginable.

joke

A bear and a rabbit are pooping in the woods The bear asks the rabbit - "do you have a problem with poop sticking to your fur?" "Nope" So the bear wipes his butt with the rabbit.

fact

Macadamia nuts are not sold in their shells because it takes 300 pounds per square inch of pressure to break the shell

Riddle

I'm 90 year old but sill don't know who I am I have a rich history with 5 children who look down on me Always cultured but recently refined, I am backwards and forward thinker at the same time I tech virture but hhere is no "r's" in my name I am_______________________

Bucket List

See a polar bear in the wild

hobby

Business

advice

Pedantry is fine, unless you're on the receiving end. And not a pedant.

advice

If you've nothing nice to say, say nothing.

joke

Two fish in a tank Fish 1:"Uh, Greg?" Fish 2:"What?" Fish 1:"How do we drive this thing"

fact

Japan has approximately 200 volcanoes and is home to 10% of the active volcanoes in the world

Trivia

In the acronym SRS, a common term for automobile airbags,the letter "R" stands for what?

quote

I never pursued being 'famous.'

Riddle

whats ______ [ rip ] [ ] [ ]

hobby

Bell ringing

Bucket List

Visit the Red Square

joke

What type pf culture is most peaceful and never gets angry? Nomads!

fact

The typical lead pencil can draw a line that is thirty five miles long

quote

What a piece of work is man! How noble in reason; how infinite in faculties; in form and moving, how express and admirable! In action, how like an angel; in apprenhension, how like a god; the beauty of the world the paragon of animals! And yet to me what is this quintessence of dust?

Trivia

On television, Dr. Gregory House's apartment number is "221B," a nod to what famous literary sleuth's address?

Riddle

With no wings, I fly. With no eyes, I see. With no arms, I climb. More frightening than any beast, stronger than any foe. I am cunning, ruthless, and tall; in the end, I rule all. What am I?

advice

No one knows anyone else in the way you do.

hobby

Baton twirling

Bucket List

Eat blowfish

joke

Tasted the best Borscht ever! It'll be hard to beet.

Trivia

In the classic T.V. series "The Waltons," the Walton family lives in which U.S. state?

quote

I've been interested in dreams since I as a kid and I've wanted to do a film about them for a long time.

fact

In 1894 the first big Coke sign was found on the side of a building located in Cartersville, Georgia, and still exists today

Riddle

There was a murder on one sunday morning. There are three suspects. The 1st suspect says "It couldnt have been me because I was out shopping." The 2nd suspect says "It couldnt have been me because I was out getting the mail." The 3rd suspect says " It couldnt have been me because I was working on the yard." Which Suspect was it!

hobby

Lace making

advice

The most important thing is the thing most easily forgotten.

Bucket List

Ride in a limo

fact

Istanbul, Turkey is the only city in the world located on two continents

Trivia

On the Internet, the abbreviation "LOL" typically denotes which of these emotional states?

joke

The preacher today used Star Wars as a sermon illustration. I felt it was a little forced.

Riddle

A man is naked in a concrete room,he has no supplies or nothing. Theres concrete cieling,conrete ground concrete walls.Theres no windows no doors nothing. he gets out how????

quote

Pleasure is to Women what the Sun is to the Flower; if moderately enjoyed, it beautifies, it refreshes, and it improves; if immoderately, it withers, etiolates, and destroys.

advice

It is easy to sit up and take notice, what's difficult is getting up and taking action.

hobby

Shuffleboard

Bucket List

Witness a tsunami

joke

Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled? He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Trivia

In the classic folk song "On Top of Old Smoky," what is "Old Smoky"?

advice

The most important thing is the thing most easily forgotten.

fact

Pitcher Darold Knowles once pitched all seven games of one World Series

quote

My dad has always been my coach. And I've spent so much time with him. So he's one of my best friends. And I can talk to him about everything.

Riddle

I am one of five I am not alive The one who sent me became king The one who recieved me died What am I

hobby

High-power rocketry

Bucket List

Get a kiss from a celebrity

Trivia

A clarsach-a traditional Irish musical instrument-is a kind of what?

fact

The reason why hair turns gray as we age is because the pigment cells in the hair follicle start to die, which is responsible for producing "melanin" which gives the hair colour

quote

There's a very big gulf between the black civil rights leadership in America and the black middle class in America. The black middle class are conservative. Many of those minorities can be persuaded to be members of the Republican Party.

joke

What kind of boats do smart people ride on? Scholar ships!

Riddle

"Oh, what have I done!" yelled the woman, as the phone rang.

advice

Look people in the eye.

Bucket List

Visit the Big Merino

hobby

Herping

advice

Plant a tree.

Riddle

You throw away the outside. (Hint:peel) Cook the inside. Eat the outside. throw away the inside. What vegi am I?

fact

Percentage of American men who say they would marry the same woman if they had it to do all over again: 80%

joke

Why don't melons ever run away and get married? Because they cantaloupe!

Trivia

On the 2010 Fortune Global 500 list of the world's largest companies,3 of the top 4 are in what sector?

quote

There's an honesty in our family - my kids and I are able to talk about things without me putting the fear of God into them.

hobby

Podcast hosting

Bucket List

Attend the Stanley Cup final

joke

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrup........ MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Bucket List

Ride in a submarine

Trivia

A 2011 box set celebrates the 13-film collaboration between composer Danny Elfman and what film director?

quote

Stand straight, walk proud, have a little faith.

fact

One gallon of pure maple syrup weighs 11 pounds

Riddle

I am hot I am red And I am yellow. What am I?

advice

Try using an old idea.

hobby

Hula hooping

fact

Colgate faced a big obstacle marketing toothpaste in Spanish speaking countries. Colgate translates into the command "go hang yourself."

Riddle

In the middle of NIGHT got what?

quote

Friendship is always a sweet responsibility, never an opportunity.

Trivia

On the classic TV series "Welcome Back Kotter" what subject did Mr. Kotter teach?

joke

How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ear pierced? A buccaneer.

advice

Try to do the things that you're incapable of.

Bucket List

Couchsurf

hobby

Inline skating

joke

What did the eye say to the other eye? Something smells between us.

fact

The Koala bear is not really a bear, but is really related to the kangaroo and the wombat.

Trivia

In the classic tale "Moby Dick," Moby Dick is what kind of whale?

quote

An actor is supposed to be a sensitive instrument. Isaac Stern takes good care of his violin. What if everybody jumped on his violin?

advice

When you're at a concert or event, enjoy the moment, enjoy being there. Try leaving your camera in your pocket.

Bucket List

See a solar eclipse

hobby

Needlepoint

Riddle

why was it so hot after a football game?

Riddle

Round like an apple, deep like a cup, yet all the kigns horses canot pull up.

joke

How do sailors finish a corny joke on a boat? Ba dum ship.

Trivia

On the Internet, the abbreviation "LOL" typically denotes which of these emotional states?

quote

It's always been a dream of mine to get somewhere and to have my mom and dad with me up there.

fact

Percentage of American men who say they would marry the same woman if they had it to do all over again: 80%

advice

You don't need to floss all of your teeth. Only the ones you want to keep.

Bucket List

Participate in the Mongol Rally

hobby

role-playing games

Trivia

On an '80s TV series, a plucky orphan named Penelope Brewster was better known as what?

joke

My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.

fact

Paul Hunn holds the record for the loudest burp, which was 118.1 decibels, which is as loud as a chainsaw

quote

To know, is to know that you know nothing. That is the meaning of true knowledge.

advice

Why wait until valentines day for a romantic gesture?

hobby

Rubik's Cube

Bucket List

Visit the Whitsundays

Riddle

What has a mouth but can't talk, What runs but can't walk, What has a bed but never sleeps, What has a head but never weeps.

advice

Sometimes it's best to ignore other people's advice.

fact

Superman The Escape rollercoaster, located in California at Six Flags Magic Mountain, goes from 0 to 100 miles per hour in only 7 seconds

Trivia

A caramel candy brand since 1903,Werther's Original is named after a town in the Westphalia region of what country?

joke

I like my jokes they way I like my robots. Killer.

quote

Over 120 Aboriginal communities run their own health services - some have been doing so for 30 years. They struggle with difficult medical problems. They also try to deal with counselling, stolen generations issues, family relationships, violence, suicide prevention.

Bucket List

Attend an Anzac Day Dawn Service

hobby

Animation

quote

War remains the decisive human failure.

joke

What does a Mexican magician make for breakfast? Toast-tah-dahs!

Trivia

On Home Depot's web site, "islands" are items marked for what room of the house?

fact

No piece of paper can be folded in half more than 7 times

advice

Respect your elders.

hobby

Amateur radio

Bucket List

See the northern lights

Riddle

In the dead of winter you're in a house with only one match. There's a gas lamp, a fireplace, and a wood stove. Which would you light first?

joke

What did the french butter say when it got stocked in the cooler? Beurre... I came up with this today while grocery shopping. I'm ridiculously pleased with myself.

Trivia

In the board game Risk,what continent has the most territories for a player to occupy?

fact

Colgate faced a big obstacle marketing toothpaste in Spanish speaking countries. Colgate translates into the command "go hang yourself."

quote

Everything was going my way. I was happily marching into the history books. Then it all just fell apart.

advice

Winter is coming.

hobby

Houseplant care

Bucket List

Scuba dive the Sardine Run

Riddle

There are two people dead in a cabin in the woods. How did they die?

fact

Before air conditioning was invented, white cotton slipcovers were put on furniture to keep the air cool.

Trivia

A 1985 North Atlantic expedition led by Robert Ballard discovered the wreck of what famous ship 73 years after it sank?

joke

What do you call a camel in Alaska? Lost.

quote

I said tonight I wanted to talk to you about love. Look into your hearts. This is our country. This is our future. These are our children and grandchildren. You can trust Mitt.

advice

The hardest things to say are usually the most important.

hobby

Rapping

Bucket List

Attend the Manchester Derby or Merseyside Derby

Riddle

a father is sick so he calls his three sons and gave them 90 eggs. 50 for his big son, 30 for his middle son and and 10 for small son. the father send them to three different countrys. before they do that they must sell the eggs at the same exact price and come home with the same amount of mony. each man is for him self and must not exchang eggs.

fact

Native Indians have been known to paint their doors blue, which they believe keeps the bad spirits out

joke

What do you call someone who serves smelly drinks? a Fartender

quote

I think we risk becoming the best informed society that has ever died of ignorance.

Trivia

A 2010 Billboard hit,"Dog Days are Over" is a song by the British band "Florence and the" what?

advice

The number of vampires in the average home, is directly proportional to the amount of garlic bread in the fridge.

Bucket List

See a show in Las Vegas

hobby

Kite flying

Riddle

HINEYS MAKE ME HAPPY

fact

The only South East Asian country that has never been colonized by a Western Power is Thailand

Riddle

Ian saw a icecream truck after school and went to the play ground. After about 30 minutes there were about twice as much people than 30 minutes ago. How did it happen?

joke

Why did the chicken lay an egg? (Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!

Trivia

A bit in a gossip column that doesn't mention any names is often called a what?

quote

I'll probably pursue doing more movies, but not horror or movies with killers in them. I'll try to stick to happy movies. I want to act and direct like Jodie Foster. I admire her because she went to college and she's still doing the same thing.

advice

Remedy tickly coughs with a drink of honey, lemon and water as hot as you can take.

hobby

Inventing

Bucket List

Run in the Disney half marathon

joke

What holds up a bowl's pants? Suspoonders!

Trivia

In the climactic prom scene of the 1976 film "Carrie," the title character is doused with the blood of what farm animal?

quote

Life is a pilgrimage. The wise man does not rest by the roadside inns. He marches direct to the illimitable domain of eternal bliss, his ultimate destination.

fact

In 1967, the IMAX film system was invented by Canadian Ivan Grame Ferguson to premier at Expo 67.

advice

Never cut your own fringe.

Bucket List

Attend an international football match

Riddle

if a man died 10 years ago wat would his name be

hobby

Pressed flower craft

fact

There is a restaurant in Stockholm that only offers all-garlic products. They even have a garlic cheesecake

Trivia

In the children's classic "Goodnight Moon," what is the last thing that is bid "Goodnight"?

quote

Through no divine design or cosmic plan, we have inherited the mantle of life's caretaker on the earth, the only home we have ever known.

joke

Whatever you do, always give 100%... Unless of course, you're donating blood.

Bucket List

Spend a night in an ice hotel

advice

When hugging, hug with both arms and apply reasonable, affectionate pressure.

hobby

Gymnastics

Riddle

I have hands that wave at you, Though I never say goodbye. It's cool for you to be with me, Especially when I say, "HI." What am I?