A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
As the mother of two daughters, I have great respect for women. And I don't ever want to lose that.
big and fine 09 is behide.can you fine what we are denine did your get the sign that was mine.look behide and your're be fine
A miracle... my biggest accomplishment is my marriage so far. Because it's hard, everyone knows it's hard.
What Lighter Then A Feather But The Strongest Man In The World Cant Hold It Very Long
Katy was able to predict that a severe storm was coming without any technology because there was snow on the tv. How did she do it?
Their life is about getting enough money to put food on the table to feed their children, and that's it.
How I Love Lucy was born? We decided that instead of divorce lawyers profiting from our mistakes, we'd profit from them.
if there are 10 penguins and 10 eggs in a basket and every penguin takes 1 egg how can there be still 1 egg left in the basket?
Football management is such a pressurised thing - horseracing is a release. I'm also learning to play the piano - I'm quite determined - it's another release from the pressure of my job.
wat do u get when u cross a snowman and a vanpirer
The gratification of desire is not happiness.
I'm actually graduating early. I got a lot of work done already. Being home schooled, I have had a lot of tutors help me.
No one knew me until I met my wife Lulu. Lulu's mother used to ask, Which one is Maurice? For six months she thought Lulu was dating Barry.
Across the waters I stretch. But, I rest not upon them. What am I?
how many wheels should a car have at all times?
I feel like I'm a fighter. I've fought my whole life to get to where I'm at. I like fight movies. When someone gets knocked down, I like to root for him to succeed.
I was probably more scared of my high school exams than I was of the Oscars. At the time you think it's everything and if you don't do well, your life's over. Opportunities are gone. So the more you do it, the less the fear is present.
For some Iseem to go fast for others I'm slow. To most people, I'm an obsession relying on me is a well practiced lesson. What am I?
What do ants eat when they are sick?
Goals allow you to control the direction of change in your favor.
What three letter word is the longest word in the dictonary?
Every one who has a heart, however ignorant of architecture he may be, feels the transcendent beauty and poetry of the mediaeval churches.
The range of what we think and do is limited by what we fail to notice. And because we fail to notice that we fail to notice, there is little we can do to change until we notice how failing to notice shapes our thoughts and deeds.
theres a man in the middle of a field the theres a stick on the ground and a puddle next to him , the man is dead, how did he die?
At home I've got a very puerile, juvenile sense of humour.
I only do business with the people I do business with. The people I do business with find out I do business with the people I don?t do business with.... I can?t do business with you.
I see happiness as a by-product. I don't think you can pursue happiness. I think that phrase is one of the very few mistakes the Founding Fathers made.
It's a kind of spiritual snobbery that makes people think they can be happy without money.
If you walk into the bathroom an American and walk out an American, what are you in the bathroom? European.
My mom was a great cook and great baker all her life.
what is round like an apple, deep like a cup. but all the kings horses can't pull it up?
4_4_4_4=20 in the above equation u can see that there are 3 blank spaces between four(4's) u have to insert signs(+,-,*,/) between them in such a manner that the result equals "20".
I do wish I could tell you my age but it's impossible. It keeps changing all the time.
There is no friend like an old friend who has shared our morning days, no greeting like his welcome, no homage like his praise.
I woke up on May 15, 1991, the day of my Barnard graduation, and I said to myself, 'By the end of today you will decide what you want to do with the rest of your life.'
John had a ship ''what'' was the ship's name.
Appearance is something you should definitely consider when you're going out. Have your girlfriend clip your nails or something like that.
I worked with my dad for 15 years. I apprenticed under him and decided I wanted to become an architect. So I went to college for it and then the acting bug got me.
I saw how many people were poor and how many kids my age went to school hungry in the morning, which I don't think most of my contemporaries in racially segregated schools in the South thought very much about at the time.
Two households, both alike in dignity, Equal in strength, where they're besieged, Across many lands, they lay their scene, From ancient grude, of light and dark, To the rook and the nightingale for lark, With the monarchy at complete unrest, And infidels march to trap and test, Yet in each household, A pair star-cross'd lovers fight, Side by side, for husband and life, In death the conflict comes to an end, What eye shall miss, this toil shall stive to mend, And begin again,
I definitely love that all these car brands are coming out with hybrid forms of every car that they have. It's very awesome because I think it does make a difference, and it doesn't hurt that you save a lot of money on gas.
why did the chicken run across the football field?
When you believe in God, you've got to believe in the all-powerful God. He's not just God, He's the all-powerful God and He has total control over everyone's life. The Devil, on the other hand, is a real character that's trying his hardest to tear your life apart.
the part of the bird thats not in the sky, which can swim in the ocean and always stay dry. what is it?
Sub-Saharan Africa is also home to 400 million of the world's poorest people.
I never wanted to be rich or successful or famous. I just wanted to be happy and have fun.
The patient's autonomy always, always should be respected, even if it is absolutely contrary - the decision is contrary to best medical advice and what the physician wants.
a cruise ship is filled with people but yet there isn't a singal person on board HOW?
A man goes to town on friday, stays there 3 nights and comes back on friday. How????
Just as despair can come to one only from other human beings, hope, too, can be given to one only by other human beings.
First of all, plain and simple, you have no real idea of what it means to be famous until you become famous. It's a double-edged sword. Obviously there are a lot of amazing things about fame, but there are also a lot of challenging things about it.
I have a mouth but cannot speak, I have a bank but no money, I have a bed but never sleep, What am I???
At a car dealership, the person who sells the car is the hero, and also gets the commission. But if the mechanics don't service that car well, the customer won't return.
I want people to remember me as a full on entertainer and a good person.
What question can you never anwser yes to.
I do believe very much in the idea of unexpected or 'convulsive' beauty - beauty in the service of liberty.
what time is it when a elephant sits on a chair?
I part of this great nation because my grandfather was born here, in Cincinnati, Ohio. He took a horse, back in 1895, and ride it all the way down to Guanajuato, looking for his American dream. No penny in his pocket, only dreams in his head. And he was an immigrant coming from the States into Mexico. And he found his American dream in Mexico.
u r in vons. how do u get out?
A red house is made of red bricks and a yellow house is made of yellow bricks. What is a green house made of?
One of the greatest gifts my father gave me - unintentionally - was witnessing the courage with which he bore adversity. We had a bit of a rollercoaster life with some really challenging financial periods. He was always unshaken, completely tranquil, the same ebullient, laughing, jovial man.
My dad is kind of a rascal, like in a Dickensian sense. He just goes from career to career.
While on my way to St. Ives, I saw a man with 7 wives. Each wife had 7 sacks. Each sack had 7 cats. Each cat had 7 kittens. Kitten, cats, sacks, wives, How many were going to St. Ives?