In Paris, one is always reminded of being a foreigner. If you park your car wrong, it is not the fact that it's on the sidewalk that matters, but the fact that you speak with an accent.
I don't think that anyone seriously fears that the world can be blown to pieces all together. But what one can fear and rightly so are regional things, like in the Middle East, India, Pakistan, the Korean Peninsula, borders in Africa, etc.
I was dating my first boyfriend in high school for a long time, and we broke up before prom. I hadn't met anyone else that I really wanted to go with, and my friends have always been amazing. So I went with my friends and got a million photos with them!
Three men are in a boat and it tips over. All three men go all the way underwater but only two get their hair wet. Why
Yet, it ought to be obvious that good music generally occupies a higher plane that mere politics. Great writers can express moods through melody and capture experiences we share most powerfully - love, lust, longing joy, rage, fear triumph, yearning and confusion.
the poor have me, the rich dont, if you eat or drink me you will die, the blind see me, the deaf hear me waht am i
I think the most exciting thing is that you expect people our age to know the music, but actually a lot of kids know the music, and if anything is left, we have left really good music, and that's the important part, not the mop-tops or whatever.
LITTLE MISS ETTICOAT WITH A WHITE PETTICOAT THE LONGER SHE STANDS THE SHORTER SHE GROWS.
The firmest friendship is based on an identity of likes and dislikes.
WHAT IS ROUND LIKE A APPLE DEEP LIKE A CUP YET ALL OF THE KINGS HORSES CANT PULL IT UP?
a roller coaster goes down 208 feet down at 77 degrees to 45 feet then levels off at 29 feet. how fast was the coaster going?
Good words cool more than cold water.
At fifteen life had taught me undeniably that surrender, in its place, was as honorable as resistance, especially if one had no choice.
what word stars whit an e and ends with an e, but only has one letter in it
When a man blames others for his failures, it's a good idea to credit others with his successes.
What didn't Adam and Eve have that everyone else has?
Yes, I've listened to just a few audiobooks - but hope to listen to more. I've wanted to investigate how my own books sound in this format and find the experience of listening, and not reading, quite fascinating.
My head bobs lazily in the sun. You think I'm cute, For my face is yellow, My hair is white, and my body is green. What am I?
Blood alone moves the wheels of history.
If I had been elected president in 1948, history would be vastly different. I believe we would have stemmed the growth of Big Government, which had begun with the New Deal and culminated with the Great Society.
"Railroad lookout for cars" can you spell that without no r's?
You know who a complicated tax code kills? The guy or gal trying to start a business out of the spare bedroom of their home. So we've got to simplify our tax code.
The most important of my discoveries have been suggested to me by my failures.
In the NFL a lot of times everyone gets caught up in the business side of things. For them it's all about money and it really leaves a sour taste in your mouth.
I have four wings, but cannot fly, I never laugh and never cry; On the same spot I'm always found, toiling away with little sound. What am I?
When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life now that I am old I know that it is.
Am man living on the top floor of a building takes an elevator to the bottom floor each morning. Upon arriving hom however the man only takes the elevator half way up the building, why?
Marriage as an institution developed from rape as a practice. Rape, originally defined as abduction, became marriage by capture. Marriage meant the taking was to extend in time, to be not only use of but possession of, or ownership.
The punishment which the wise suffer who refuse to take part in the government, is to live under the government of worse men.
Overcoming the Cold War required courage from the people of Central and Eastern Europe and what was then the German Democratic Republic, but it also required the steadfastness of Western partner over many decades when many had long lost hope of integration of the two Germanys and Europe.
If a rooster laid an egg on the roof which way would it roll?
If you could utilize the resources of the end users' computers, you could do things much more efficiently.
It's not like I sit around watching my movies again and again, but I've never quite believed actors when they say they don't watch themselves.
What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs?
Many of us are alarmed at the skyrocketing cost of medical care, including patients, who are the consumers. However, medical malpractice is not the reason for these increasing costs.
There is a lady driving down the road, while driving she is shot in the head and dies. There is no one in the car with her, no bullet holes anywhere in the car, no cracks in the glass, the windows are rolled up and she didn't kill herself. How did she get shot?
I came home after a year and although my profession was only hairdressing, I knew I could change it.
I was home-schooled, was always very close with my mom and was very straight-laced and square. I was never the rebellious one, and I never threw hissy fits.
What is the longest word in the english language?
Cameramen are among the most extraordinarily able and competent people I know. They have to have an insight into natural history that gives them a sixth sense of what the creature is going to do, so they can be ready to follow.
i can fish but im not a fisherman, i can swim but i dont like water what am i?
It was just that we had this phenomenal honeymoon relationship that just kept on going.
There was a man that hung himself in a barn. He locked the door from the inside so no one could get in. There was nothing in the barn exsecpt a puddle of water on the ground. How did he hang himself?
Mother's love is peace. It need not be acquired, it need not be deserved.
There are 8 fish in a pond,one drowns,how many are left?
Now that I have found someone, I'm feeling more alone... than I ever have before.
I honestly believe you can never tell if a relationship is going to last. In my own marriage, which is going on 14 years, I don't think of it as 'I'm going to be with this person forever.' Instead, I think of more like, 'I'll probably be with this person for the next six weeks. Then I'll re-evaluate.'
I've spent lots of time in London, I studied in London, I like London. It's just not my home.
When I began to make some money, I really wanted to have a home.
it is brown and round
Forty is the old age of youth, fifty is the youth of old age.
The next thing is: we can make IBM even better. We brought IBM back but we're gunning for leadership.
Young I am tall short I am old with life I glow breath is foe What am I
Remember my first tenet in getting dressed is how you feel in the morning. So if you're not being true blue to that, it usually shows.
A man and his son are going for a drive, and the car crashes. The father is killed, and the son is rushed to hospital in critical condition. He is just about to be operated on, when the chief surgeon says, "I can't operate on him. He is my son." How is this possible?
It would make life much easier if I could have total faith and not question everything all the time, but I can't do it and I won't do it.
I am terrifying, and fear inspiring The physical world cannot touch me When i am finished, you might not remember what i did. What am I?
If a building becomes architecture, then it is art.
you are led into a room with two identical pools. One has a squid in it and the other a goldfish. You are blindfolded and spun around. how are you able to tell which pool has which animal in it without removing the blindfold, asking anyone, or catching the creature?
There are many ways to grow football-wise. You go slow or are pushed to go faster, otherwise you get left behind. For me, there would be trouble in stopping learning.
A great man is made up of qualities that meet or make great occasions.
I mean, honestly, we have to be clear that the life for many Afghan women is not that much different than it was a hundred years ago, 200 years ago. The country has lived with so much violence and conflict that many people, men and women, just want it to be over.
Why did the woman leave her son on a step?
I wouldn't change a single thing, because one change alters every moment that follows it.
While exploring the wilds of Canada, Wild Man Dave was captured by hostile wood fairies. Brad, the powerful chief of the fairies told him he could make one final statement which would determine how he would die. If the statement he made was false, he would be boiled in water. If the statement were true, he would be fried in oil. Wild Man Dave found neither of this options too his liking, so he made a statement that got him out of this seemingly impossible situation. What is the one statement he could have made?