How do you get 30 cents by using only 2 american coins and one of them is not a nickel?
Great and good are seldom the same man.
Who sits at the computer at 4:30 in the morning looking at riddles,butbut cant get any of the answers?
Advertising is the greatest art form of the 20th century.
And so to those who suggest that we are somehow 'harming' young women by encouraging them to take charge of their health we say this: We are not harming young women by educating them. We are arming them with information that they will carry with them throughout their lives.
I am the owner of a pet store. If I put in one canary per cage, I have one bird too many. If I put in two canaries per cage, I have one cage too many. How many cages and canaries do I have?
I would love to work in America. I wouldn't love to live there, but I'd love to experience working there.
You are always free to change your mind and choose a different future, or a different past.
There is a common English word that is nine letters long. Each time you remove a letter from it, it still remains an English word - from nine letters right down to a single letter. What is the original word, and what are the words that it becomes after removing one letter at a time?
One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace, good people don't go into government.
I've spent more on my Dodger tickets that I did on my car.
Literature isn't a moral beauty contest. Its power arises from the authority and audacity with which the impersonation is pulled off the belief it inspires is what counts.
your driving a bus. 6 people get on, 3 people get off, then 17 people got on. at the last stop 31 people get on. what is the name of the bus driver?
What is that which goes with a carriage, comes with a carriage, is of no use to a carriage, and yet the carriage cannot go without it?
Ultimately, so much Dr. Seuss is about empowerment. He invites us to disappear into our imagination and then blows the doors off what that can mean.
We were alone. Where, I could not say, hardly imagine. All was black, and such a dense black that, after some minutes, my eyes had not been able to discern even the faintest glimmer.
God never made a promise that was too good to be true.
Why is a pencil like a riddle?
What has one hundred legs but does not walk
It is the creative potential itself in human beings that is the image of God.
What do you call a happy penguin? A pengrin!
When I was younger, I used to say, One day I'll be famous.
The principle of acting in good faith is at the heart of decent work.
an evil king captured three wisemen traveling through his land. one wiseman had perfect eye sight, the second had only one eye, and the third had no eyes. this king was a man who liked to play with his prisoners minds. he liked to play games with them, if they lost, they would lose their life. if they won, they would go free. so he came up with a game to play with these wisemen. he said to them, "here I have five stones. three are white, two are black. I will put each of you in seperate rooms, and then place one stone on each of your heads. I will then bring you together and give each of you one chance to try to figure out what colored stone you hvae on top of your head by looking at the stones on the others heads.not only must you figure out waht color you hvae, but you must be able to tell me how you did it." this he did. bringing them together he said to the first one "what is the color of the stone on your head?". the wiseman responded, "there is not enough information for me to...
Every single morning I get hit by the same bike... It's a vicious cycle.
I can shake, I can be still. I can be hard, I can be soft. I can be found everywhere, I can be nowhere in sight. My enemy is the wind.
Knowledge is not simply another commodity. On the contrary. Knowledge is never used up. It increases by diffusion and grows by dispersion.
Skydiving
At 6 years old, the ice became a place for me to express myself. Because I was so shy off the ice, it became my safe haven, with music and freedom and self-expression. That was my emotional outlet.
I'm not mad about movies, there are too many people involved in the making of them, and they lack a definitive creative focus.
What do you call a penguin in the desert???
To be successful, a woman has to be much better at her job than a man.
It's not so much what you learn about Mumbai, it's what you learn about yourself, really. It's a funny old hippie thing, but it's true as well. You find out a lot about yourself and your tolerance, and about your inclusiveness.
Do not think of your faults, still less of other's faults look for what is good and strong, and try to imitate it. Your faults will drop off, like dead leaves, when their time comes.
Many a man fails as an original thinker simply because his memory it too good.
Dengaku Man: A tasy treat. A tasty snack. & miso on it that'll make you lips smack. It's grilled & I always have it with me. Or should I say I always have it IN me. What Am I talking about?
God loves to help him who strives to help himself.
Participate in a Colour Run
We are like a woman with a difficult pregnancy. We have to rebuild the social classes in Egypt, and we must change the way things were.
i have a bark but dont bite and in da sping i catch kites
what is the largest tree in jamaica
The design of those commissioners, frigates and warlike force is directed rather against Long Island and these your Honors' possessions, than to the imagined reform of New England.
It is sobering to consider that when Mozart was my age he had already been dead for a year.
A man once thought he'd discovered a new primary color but it proved to be merely a pigment of his imagination.
Through my optimism I naturally prefer and capture the beauty in life.
u are in a dark room with only ONE match stick in the room there is a candle a fire place and a light up lamp.which one do u light up first?
I love movies with spectacle but spectacle can be a performance, it doesn't have to be a creature.
I am right, never wrong, and everyone that alive has me. What am I?
My Dad was from Liverpool, and he picked it up in the army. He'd often come out with this stuff.
A man of great common sense and good taste - meaning thereby a man without originality or moral courage.
500 begins me 500 ends me and 5 is in my middle the first of all letters, and the first of all people take their places in between combine them all to create the name of a famous king
Tall I am young, Short I am old. In my life I glow, Wind is my foe.
Life is a quarry, out of which we are to mold and chisel and complete a character.
But when women are moved and lend help, when women, who are by nature calm and controlled, give encouragement and applause, when virtuous and knowledgeable women grace the endeavor with their sweet love, then it is invincible.
It's so funny looking back, but my so-called overnight success actually took 15 years. I remember when I didn't have any money, and my only car was mom's Hyundai.
Warmth isn't what minimalists are thought to have.
How does Gandhi measure passive resistance? In oooooohms.
I have faith in the jury system.
wat is ya fwend but ya enimy
One secret of leadership is that the mind of a leader never turns off. Leaders even when they are sightseers or spectators, are active not passive observers.
THE BEGINNING OF ETERNITY, THE END OF TIME AND SPACE, THE BEGINNING OF THE END AND ENDS IN EVERY PLACE?
I appreciate everything that has been done for me. After a difficult start, I've just followed my dreams.
The light which puts out our eyes is darkness to us. Only that day dawns to which we are awake. There is more day to dawn. The sun is but a morning star.
It is hard to know how many people do, but given that the people are so docile towards the rulers, nowadays, very few Americans show the passion for freedom that our forefathers had.
A man and his son are in a car crash. They are rushed to the emergency room. The doctor comes out and says I can't opperate on this child because he is my son. How is this possible?
What's important at the grocery store is just as important in engines or medical systems. If the customer isn't satisfied, if the stuff is getting stale, if the shelf isn't right, or if the offerings aren't right, it's the same thing. You manage it like a small organization. You don't get hung up on zeros.
With marble walls as white as milk, an inner skin as soft as silk, inside a fountain crystal clear, a golden apple does appear. There are no doors to this stronghold, yet thieves break in and steal the gold. What is it?
My dad was a golden gloves boxer in the Marine Corps, then a deputy sheriff. My mom worked as an office assistant.
what is it? the maker will never want it the buyer will never use it and the user will never see it?
What do you call an old soldier who has been sprinkled in salt and pepper? A seasoned veteran.
I think it is totally wrong and terribly harmful if education is defined as acquiring knowledge.
i can be fat i can be thin i can go left i can go right i can go up and down what am i
The struggle of my life created empathy - I could relate to pain, being abandoned, having people not love me.
Depakote also has a really bad side effect, which is death.
All difficult things have their origin in that which is easy, and great things in that which is small.
A plane crashes on the border of mexico and U.S.A. Where do you bury the survivors?
My daily schedule is quite hectic, but I have to put my health first in order to be the best mom and wife I can be.
For this reason, to study English literature without some general knowledge of the relation of the Bible to that literature would be to leave one's literary education very incomplete.
If some great catastrophe is not announced every morning, we feel a certain void. Nothing in the paper today, we sigh.