History is an endless repetition of the wrong way of living.
There lies a white prison, with no windows or doors. Thieves constantly seek it-for golden treasure lies inside. What is it?
If you look at U.S. history through religious history, there is very much a motif that shows the importance religion has played in the U.S. We're a very religious country and it affects the way we look at various political issues.
What 5 letter word gets shortter when you add two letters to it?
It's challenging, but you have to at least try to eat right and exercise.
The reason angels can fly is that they take themselves lightly.
In this world you've just got to hope for the best and prepare for the worst and take whatever God sends.
I slip through your fingers untouched. When you kill me, I do not die. I am taken and wasted unseen. And sometimes, for you, I will fly. What am I?
My dad was a journalist. He was in Rwanda right after the genocide. In Berlin when the wall came down. He was always disappearing and coming back with amazing stories. So telling stories for a living made sense to me.
You use this in the kitchen,but you can use it like a band aid?
Take control of your consistent emotions and begin to consciously and deliberately reshape your daily experience of life.
I grew up in a predominantly Caucasian neighborhood, but my mom is Filipino-Spanish and my dad is Irish.
From house to house he goes, A messenger small and slight. And whether it rains or snows, He sleeps outside at night. What am I?
My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper.
A GUY RODE IN TO TOWN ON FRIDAY AND THREE DAYS LATER HE CAME BACK ON FRIDAY HOW WAS THIS POSSIBLE
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don't look at me I'm changing.
What harsh judges fathers are to all young men!
What did the pen say to the paper?
Some of the things you read you get an immediate reaction to so I've stopped reading things now. I do worry about my family though. Some people do try some nasty things to get at them and try and get a reaction from them.
the riddle is all about a coin!
I was told to avoid the business all together because of the rejection. People would say to me, 'Don't you want to have a normal job and a normal family?' I guess that would be good advice for some people, but I wanted to act.
Last night, I had a dream that I was walking on a white sandy beach... At least that explains the footprints I found in the cat litter box this morning...
My imagination completely controls me, and forever feeds the fire that burns with dark red light in my heart by bringing me the best dreams. I've always had a wild imagination, a big heart and a tortured soul so I feel that dark fantasy, love and horror are in my blood.
2 eegs and 2 sticks?
I happen to think that computers are the most important thing to happen to musicians since the invention of cat-gut which was a long time ago.
If 7 maids with 7 mops clean 7 floors in 7 hours. Then how long does it take for 3 maids with 3 mops to clean 3 floors?
Last year, Congress gave the Department of Defense the authority to design a new civilian personnel system for its employees as part of the defense authorization bill.
I can be told by some, written by one, i can have a twist or maybe a bend, i start from the beginning and go to the end. What am i?
Why did the melon get married in a church? Because he was in love with a cantaloupe.
My mom FedExes a red velvet cake she makes from scratch to me every birthday.
Climb the Sydney Harbour Bridge
There are 20 people in a empty, square room. Each person has full sight of the entire room and everyone in it without turning his head or body, or moving in any way (ohter than the eyes.) (I just added this for a explanation it's saying they can't move) Where can you place an apple so that all but one person can see it???
My mom is still yelling at me because she needs more autographed pictures.
Go on a wine tour of France
One day, a mute man walks into the store. He wants to buy a toothbrush. So he simply imitates brushing his teeth, and he gets his toothbrush. Now A blind man walks into the store and wants to buy a pair of sunglasses. How will he get the purchase done successfully?
Eat clam chowder in the US New England
I believe marriage is between a man and a woman. I am not in favor of gay marriage. But when you start playing around with constitutions, just to prohibit somebody who cares about another person, it just seems to me that's not what America's about. Usually, our constitutions expand liberties, they don't contract them.
How can you tell if a hamburger was grilled in space? It's a little meteor.
Science is the great antidote to the poison of enthusiasm and superstition.
2 mothers and 2 daughters go shopping,they buy 1 dress each and return with 3 dresses. How Can This Be?
I have taken this step because I want the discipline, the fire and the authority of the Church. I am hopelessly unworthy of it, but I hope to become worthy.
What Kind Of Cheese Is Not Yours?
Even in literature and art, no man who bothers about originality will ever be original: whereas if you simply try to tell the truth (without caring twopence how often it has been told before) you will, nine times out of ten, become original without ever having noticed it.
So today is Earth day on what grounds are we celebrating?
Whoever incites anger has a strong insurance against indifference.
Dead on the field lie ten soldiers in white, felled by three eyes, black as night. What's going on here?
The strong man is the one who is able to intercept at will the communication between the senses and the mind.
I can be red or green, some people like me but some people dislikes me. For most people when they eat me... their face turns red!
When you relinquish the desire to control your future, you can have more happiness.
The doctor gives you 3 pills amd tells you to take one every half hour (30 min.)How long before you run out of pills?
What's gray and all around? Everything. I'm a dog.
The mere thought of divorce terrified me. To me, divorce symbolized failure.
You throw away the outside,cook the inside,eat the outside,and throw away the inside.What is it?
I support legal immigration. I don't support amnesty because it is not fair to people standing in line at consulates around the world.
kent is cute he is fine what is he?????
It is not strange... to mistake change for progress.
I am everywhere you look, no matter time of day. You can see me in the people's faces as they walk away. I've been around forever, I am not about to leave. Many have fought to save me, because it's what they believe. I have been at every war, since the first I can remember. And suprisingly enough, in those days I was lost every december. What am I?
A life which does not go into action is a failure.
Dont say that word. You know that word. I bet you are already saying it. Stop IT! O well you already lost the game. THe word is...
My dad taught me to be a leader or a follower, and he said follower ain't fun. So I want to be the leader of Bubba Watson.
I am the shortest complete sentence in the English language. What am I?
a man was pushing his car and turned the corner into a hotel he automaticly became bankrupt how?
I feel like I'm too busy writing history to read it.
WHEN IS A LION NOT A LION.
Why do fish always sing off key? Because you can't tune a fish.
The chief difference between words and deeds is that words are always intended for men for their approbation, but deeds can be done only for God.
You go into the forest, you get it, but you cant take it out, so you leave it, but you leave with it. What am I?
I do not believe in God his existence has been disproved by Science. But in the concentration camp, I learned to believe in men.
Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint
It's easier to force feed people than it is to give 'em what they want. It makes more money.
I have to be asked, I guess, but I love the idea of marriage. I think it's beautiful. I'm such a romantic, and I always have been.
An electric train is heading north the wind is blowing south. Which way is the smoke blowing?
One of us in glass is set. Another one you'll find in jet. Next you'll find one inside tin. The fourth one is boxed within. If the fifth one you should pursue. It cannot fly away from you. What are we?
I think if you look at people, whether in business or government, who haven't had any moral compass, who've just changed to say whatever they thought the popular thing was, in the end they're losers.
Tis healthy to be sick sometimes.;Henry David Thoreau;health 32832;The way you think, the way you behave, the way you eat, can influence your life by 30 to 50 years.;Deepak Chopra;health 32833;Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not.;George Bernard Shaw;health 32834;Healing is a matter of time, but it is sometimes also a matter of opportunity.;Hippocrates;health 32835;I made a commitment to completely cut out drinking and anything that might hamper me from getting my mind and body together. And the floodgates of goodness have opened upon me - spiritually and financially.;Denzel Washington;health 32836;It takes more than just a good looking body. You've got to have the heart and soul to go with it.;Epictetus;health 32837;Treasure the love you receive above all. It will survive long after your good health has vanished.;Og Mandino;health 32838;We can make a commitment to promote vegetables and fruits and whole grains on e...
College My son took Rock Climbing in college but he had to drop the class. He couldn't find any "Cliff Notes."
I start with the letter "e" and end with the letter "e" and i usually contain 1 letter, but I am not the letter "e"! What am I?
Great is our admiration of the orator who speaks with fluency and discretion.
Shake a world leader’s hand
You will drink me as i am your friend.You will die without me,i am expensive anywhere ,anytime.
My second play, The Birthday Party, I wrote in 1958 - or 1957. It was totally destroyed by the critics of the day, who called it an absolute load of rubbish.
Why does not a forth-grader ever take the bus home? Because he knew his parents will make him return it.
I think things are funny when the character is taking it totally seriously.
I am high and i feel that i can touch the sky , but yet when i try , i never get it . Who am i
Successful health reform must not just make health insurance affordable, affordable health insurance has to make health care affordable.
Brothers and sisters i have none But that mans father is my fathers son so who is he?
A skelleton goes to the bar and says "Can I have a pint and a mop..."
God may be in the details, but the goddess is in the questions. Once we begin to ask them, there's no turning back.
what is at the end of nothing the end of thing but not in great
Happiness isn't getting what you want, it's wanting what you got.
When I look into the future, it's so bright it burns my eyes.
What word sounds like this?
In the councils of government, we must guard against the acquisition of unwarranted influence, whether sought or unsought, by the military-industrial complex. The potential for the disastrous rise of misplaced power exists and will persist.
a man walks into a bar there are 4 ppl in it he says hi to all of them 1 female and 3 males the female walks out how many men are there?
A leader is one who, out of madness or goodness, volunteers to take upon himself the woe of the people. There are few men so foolish, hence the erratic quality of leadership in the world.
What counts the days of the night, strikes people, fades away cities, but can be torn down like paper?
I am the only thing that tells the truth.I show off everything i see.I come in all shapes and sizes.So tell me what must i be?