Fear is the only true enemy, born of ignorance and the parent of anger and hate.
I FLY BUT HAVE NO WINGS . I CRY BUT HAVE NO TEARS. I SEE DARKNESS COME UP ON THE WORLD . WHAT AM I
His priority did not seem to be to teach them what he knew, but rather to impress upon them that nothing, not even... knowledge, was foolproof.
My life has been one great big joke, a dance that's walked a song that's spoke, I laugh so hard I almost choke when I think about myself.
Imagine you are in a room, no doors windows or anything, how do you get out?
you use a knife to cut my head. if i die you will cry
God cannot alter the past, though historians can.
What is black and white, has a horn and gives milk?
What can you put in a bucket to make it lighter?
Life well spent is long.
I gather from a lawyer that there was a rehearsal yesterday. We haven't a hope. I know the presiding judge too: I've had the misfortune to sleep with his wife. He was specially picked.
9+9=9 how can that be?
The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles.
What can run but never walks, a mouth but never talks, a head but never weeps, a bed but never sleeps?
It's really amazing that in the age of unbelief, as a smart man called it, there isn't even more fraud. After all, with no God, there's no one to ever call you to account, and no accounting at all if you can get away with it.
I am a firm believer in the people. If given the truth, they can be depended upon to meet any national crisis. The great point is to bring them the real facts.
take a 1000 and add 50 now add another 1000 and 20 to what you just added now add another 1000 and 20 now added 1000 and 10 what is the answer.
I just found out I'm colorblind It came out of the yellow.
I could be happy doing something like architecture. It would involve another couple of years of graduate school, but that's what I studied in college. That's what I always wanted to do.
THERE WAS A WOMEN NAMED MARY AND THERE WAS A DOCTER AND A BUS DRIVER THEY BOTH WERE GOING FOR THE SAME WOMEN WHICH OF COURSE WAS MARY THE BUS DIVER HAD TO TAKE 14 PEOPLE TO AUCKLAND AND HE WAS GOING TO BE AWAY FOR 1 WEEK AND THE DOCTER STAYED IN WELLINGTON BEFORE THE BUS DRIVER WENT HE GAVE MARY 7 APPLES WHY DID THE BUS DRIVER GIVE MARY 7 APPLES?
When I'm in the car and somebody comes on the radio singing the high notes, I try to sing along.
There is a certain family with both girl and boy children. Each of the boys has the same number of brothers as he has sisters. Each of the girls has twice as many brothers as she has sisters. How many boys and girls are there in this family?
God gives the nuts, but he does not crack them.
what produces glue?
What is greater than god eviler than the devil.
After climbing a great hill, one only finds that there are many more hills to climb.
You come to a fork in the road. You see an old man sitting there. You know that one road leads to danger and the other road leads you safely to the city. You can only ask the man one question to determine whether he is the truthsayer or the liar. What do you ask him?
When I was growing up, I thought I'd be a lot happier if I was famous and successful and if I had money.
To begin to think with purpose, is to enter the ranks of those strong ones who only recognize failure as one of the pathways to attainment.
A chicken lays an egg on a four sided roof. Which way does the egg fall?
The more one does and sees and feels, the more one is able to do, and the more genuine may be one's appreciation of fundamental things like home, and love, and understanding companionship.
Polly Perkins was after a talking parrot, so she went to the local pet shop in the hope of securing such a find. She was in luck. The shop assistant assured her that the parrot would learn and repeat any word or phrase it heard. Polly was delighted. However, a week later, the parrot still hadn't spoken a word. Polly returned to the shop to complain, however, it appeared that the assistant was accurate in what he had said, and refused a refund. Why didn't the parrot talk?
AARP knows the future is bright for a generation that's going to remain healthy and vital for 10, 20, 30, 40 more years. AARP has the information and resources people need throughout their process of reinvention.
A man decides to quit his job, so he turns off the lights, and walks out of the room, and 200 people die. Why do 200 people die
One Sunday morning, a mother and her daughter went to Church. The mother was in a nice dress while her daughter for an outfit at which her mother didn't approve. The mother told her daughter to wear something " Christ-like " next Sunday. On the following Sunday, the mother and her daughter went to Church and the daughter wore ripped jeans. Her mother asked her why she didn't dress the way she asked her? What was her daughter's response?
Leadership is an ever-evolving position.
We are two sisters One from land and one from sea, One very fair and one very dark, Tell us please , who are we?
whatgrows bigger the more you take from it??
The most happy man is he who knows how to bring into relation the end and beginning of his life.
On the field I'm trying to play for the glory of God but then also I'm trying to give everything I have and win and compete. And so I think more than just winning or losing, I think He cares about where our hearts are when we're playing.
why did six run away from seven.
The internet is not for sissies.
This is something that you carry on a trip and you can sleep in it. What is it? The first word is __ __ __ __ E the second word is __ o __ E what is it?
what is the thing that eats everything and drink nothing?
I went to England in the '70s, and I was in my early 20s. There was still a residue of that era of being an underclass or colonial. I assume it must have been a more aggressive and prominent attitude 40 years before that, because Australia internationally wasn't regarded as having much cultural value. We were a country full of sheep and convicts.
I turn polar bears white and I'll maake you cry I make guy have to pee and girls comb their hair I make celebrities look stupid and normal people look like celebrities. I turn pancakes brown and make your champane bubble. If you sqeeze me, I'll pop. If you look at me, you'll pop. Can you guess the riddle?
We're taught to be ashamed of confusion, anger, fear and sadness, and to me they're of equal value to happiness, excitement and inspiration.
My fam is just a regular family. But all of them have great senses of humor.
what tree do fortune teller look at?
Although we hardly see each other off the set, Joy and I get along well when we do. As far as the marriage between Nathan and Haley, I think they are young and will see the reality of the situation eventually.
When I design and wonder what the point is, I think of someone having a bad time in their life. Maybe they are sad and they wake up and put on something I have made and it makes them feel just a bit better. So, in that sense, fashion is a little help in the life of a person. But only a little.
Mr. Obama still has time to reverse course. A great deal depends on it. To fail on health care yet again might well be the 'Waterloo' Republicans dream of.
Bob is talking. But no one on earth understands what he is saying. What is he saying?
What did the elephant say to the horn-less rhino? "Rhino horn?"
I say to my colleagues never confine your best work, your hopes, your dreams, the aspiration of the American people to what will be signed by George W. Bush because that is too limiting a factor.
I weaken all men for hours each day. I show you strange visions while you are away. I take you by night, by day take you back, none suffer to have me, but do from my lack. What am I?
I know that I'm getting the real deal with my mom. I know that she's telling it like it is. She's proud of me when I've earned it and she's disappointed in me when I've earn that. She's really my spectrum on where I am as a person.
I am 54 and age is slowly writing itself on my face.
The names of three trees are hidden in the sentences below. The letters are in consecutive order. Can you find them? On this farm, we get ham from a hog any time. The farmer will help in every possible way. He faced two very similar choices, both bad.
When I was 8 years old, I knew nothing about martial arts. The coach told me I was talented with learning martial arts, and put me in a school.
What bug is a D after you C it?
Governments have never learned anything from history, or acted on principles deducted from it.
All happiness depends on a leisurely breakfast.
If happiness truly consisted in physical ease and freedom from care, then the happiest individual would not be either a man or a woman it would be, I think, an American cow.
My first is not bent around. My second means "lift her up" or "cut her to the ground." What am I?
What do you call someone who makes a lot of money through deforestation of the Amazon? A Brazillionaire!
You mustn't take what I say as gospel because no one can second-guess the future.
A man lives on the tenth floor of a ten story apartment. He gos to the 1st floor in the elevator every day so he can leave for work. When he gets back, on his way to his apartment, he gos to the third floor in the elevator, but walks up the stairs the rest of the way. On days when it's raining, he gos strait to the tenth floor in the elevator. Why?
I thought about how we need to make children feel that there are times in their lives when they need to be alone and quiet and to be able to accept their aloneness.
You see a pig in the middle of the road. What do you do? A)Yell piggy figgy higgy kiggy biggy diggy B)Get a burger C)Go to an Irish Dance Competition D)Buy a money clip E)Jump F)Call your mom and say WOOOO HOOOO! G)Yes
Do not have evil-doers for friends, do not have low people for friends: have virtuous people for friends, have for friends the best of men.
Oh all the time when Victoria Wood and I did our series. There were people asking 'Can women be funny?' People still ask that. It's like asking: 'Can women breathe in and out?'
WHAT IS GREEN WHEN YOU SEE IT, RED WHEN YOU EAT IT, AND BLACK WHEN YOU SPIT IT OUT???
Ignorance of all things is an evil neither terrible nor excessive, nor yet the greatest of all but great cleverness and much learning, if they be accompanied by a bad training, are a much greater misfortune.
What is the worst vegetable to have on a ship