My wife, my family, my friends - they've all taught me things about love and what that emotion really means. In a nutshell, loving someone is about giving, not receiving.
A rich and famous man died on Sunday. A detective came to the house. He first asked the maid what she had been doing on Sunday. She replied, "I was cooking and cleaning all day." The detective then asked the butler what he had been doing. He said, "I went to go pick up the mail, and then I came home." The detective then asked the limo driver what he had been doing. He said, "I was out on a date with my girlfriend. I had the day off." Who did it?
When I started doing movies, every crew member was older than me.
My hope and prayer is that the body of Christ in America will awake with holy boldness, a boldness content neither with silence nor mere words but that backs up those words with action and results.
What I've always said is that I'm opposed to institutional racism, and I would've, had I've been alive at the time, I think, had the courage to march with Martin Luther King to overturn institutional racism, and I see no place in our society for institutional racism.
What ends in a 'w' but has no end?
Sometimes movie-making happens like clockwork other times, like a car accident.
I want to love all the children of God - Christian, Jew, Moslem, Hindu, Buddhist - everyone. I want to love gay Christians and straight Christians.
The first few weeks of being a mom were profound, not just emotionally but also, physically. All the changes you instinctually go through are miraculous.
Whenever an individual or a business decides that success has been attained, progress stops.
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We consume our tomorrows fretting about our yesterdays.
Happiness: an agreeable sensation arising from contemplating the misery of another.
If you've ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck.
I've been through it all, baby, I'm mother courage.
You are in a restaurant with a plate and silverware. How do you get out?
Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity.
Obviously comedic styles do change.
as i was walking to saint ives i met a man with seven wives each wife had seven sacks in each sack was seven cats and each cat had seven kittens how many was going to saint ives?
I have a hundred legs, but cannot stand, a long neck but no head; I ease the maid's life. What am I?
Bad news isn't wine. It doesn't improve with age.
Dreaming men are haunted men.
I have never met a woman who works who doesn't feel guilty. I mean we all deny it like crazy but deep down there is always that voice saying you should be at home.
Only free men can negotiate prisoners cannot enter into contracts. Your freedom and mine cannot be separated.
Lizzy likes bottles but hates mugs... Lizzy loves pineapple but hates oranges... Lizzy loves glass but hates windows... Lizzy loves rissoto but hates pasta... Lizzy loves her knees but hates her legs... What is does Lizzy love and hate?
It's funny, but you get to a time in your life when you think you have all the friends you will ever have.
Woman is fine for her own satisfaction alone. No man will admire her the more, no woman will like her the better for it. Neatness and fashion are enough for the former, and a something of shabbiness or impropriety will be most endearing to the latter.
You can heal your body with food.
We have our own history, our own language, our own culture. But our destiny is also tied up with the destinies of other people - history has made us all South Africans.
The English light is so very subtle, so very soft and misty, that the architecture responded with great delicacy of detail.
But you know, there's something about the kids finishing their homework in a given day, working one-on-one, getting all this attention - they go home, they're finished. They don't stall, they don't do their homework in front of the TV.
A failure is a man who has blundered, but is not able to cash in the experience.
The most used piece of kit in my kitchen is my saucepan. I use it every morning to cook my porridge in. The least used piece of equipment? I'd say a food mixer. I've never used it, I don't really know what they're for.
I think my dad is a lot cooler than other dads. He still acts like he's still 17.
We'll love you just the way you are if you're perfect.
Love, the quest marriage, the conquest divorce, the inquest.
Being a singer is all about me. About ego. Being a mom is all about being selfless - two different worlds.
You ponder me in your mind, I grow stronger with time And weaker all the while. I drive you crazy In your mind that's hazy. I'm a magnet to thought And a shade to your eyes, Now what am I?
When I turned 30, due to my father's heart history and my family genetics, I vowed to start seeing a cardiologist every year and just really be proactive and take my own heart health into my own hands.
Look at Neil Diamond. Was he the cool guy? No, he was the housewives' guy. He didn't try to be what he wasn't. He just did what he did - made great music, was a good entertainer, nice-enough guy.