The music stopped. The woman dies. Why
I first learned that there were black people living in some place called other than the United States in the western hemisphere when I was a very little boy, and my father told me that when he was a boy about my age, he wanted to be an Episcopal priest, because he so admired his priest, a black man from someplace called Haiti.
What can be seen in the middle of the months 'April' and 'March', that cannot be seen in the beginning or end of either month?
I wanted to try to push some freedom into the men's clothes.
I stand all day , On my four equal legs. I cant sit , But i help others to rest. Every house i am there, But no one thinks me to be a scare. Even if a big bumble bee sting, It wont worry me as i'm not a livng thing. All people use me , Yes the do. I can be any color, Even blue.
Black people don't have an accurate idea of their history, which has been either suppressed or distorted.
This thing all things devours: Birds, beasts, trees, flowers; Gnaws iron, bites steel; Grinds hard stones to meal; Slays king, ruins town, And beats high mountain down. What am I?
To fear love is to fear life, and those who fear life are already three parts dead.
I always wanted to be a mom.
What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money.
What do you call an economics lecturer? Prof. it
As i was walking to saint ives, i met a man with seven wives. Those seven wives had seven brothers and the seven brothers had 7 children. How many people were going to saint ives?
Life is too short to worry about anything. You had better enjoy it because the next day promises nothing.
The warrior may fight for gold or for an immediate gain, or for something to take home for the winter to feed the family. The soldier is part of a more complex society. He's fighting for a group ethic of some sort.
I'M Alive.................wait what?
I was obsessed with romance. When I was in high school, I saw 'Doctor Zhivago' every day from the day it opened until the day it left the theater.
If Dick's father is Tom's son, what relation is Dick to Tom?
It's better to get smart than to get mad. I try not to get so insulted that I will not take advantage of an opportunity to persuade people to change their minds.
Alive as you but without breath, as cold in life as in my death. Never a thirst though I always drink, dressed in mail but never a clink.
Unless you have prepared yourself to profit by your chance, the opportunity will only make you ridiculous. A great occasion is valuable to you just in proportion as you have educated yourself to make use of it.
What can kill all humans, but save us too, too much of it is bad, but not enough is horrid?
What's your name? How do you spell it?
Men are like wine - some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
A sign on the barber's door says "I shave only those who do not shave themselves". Does the barber shave himself?
I do 280 episodes of TV a year, write 15 recipes for the magazine, and publish an annual book. With all of that, we try to get one weekend a month with Isaboo at our home in the Adirondacks to relax and recharge.
Visit Lord Howe Island
Why don't cats play poker in the jungle... ...theres too many cheet-ahs
You know, my friends, with what a brave carouse I made a Second Marriage in my house favored old barren reason from my bed, and took the daughter of the vine to spouse.
what lives as long as it eats,but dies as soon as it drinks
When we talk of freedom and opportunity for all nations, the mocking paradoxes in our own society become so clear they can no longer be ignored.
I am white and round but not always around. You see parts of me every day. Hint: I have a son but no daughter. What am I???
Every journey has a beginning. -ahem- Just a small town girl Living in a lonely world...
A man takes a barrel that weighs 20 pounds, and then puts something in it. It now weighs less than 20 pounds. What did he put in the barrel?
This life is worth living, we can say, since it is what we make it.
A man is aferid to go home because there is a man in a mask waiting for him, who is the man in the mask? To find out the anwser ask yes or no questions to a friend that knows the anwser.
White bird, featherless, flyin' out o' paradise, flyin' over sea and land, dyin' in my hand. What is it?
Business by no means forbids pleasures; on the contrary, they reciprocally season each other; and I will venture to affirm that no man enjoys either in perfection that does not join both.
It's never been my purpose to become an American icon, or more famous or richer.
The sun bakes them, the hand breaks them, the foot treads on them, and the mouth tastes them. What are they?
What started raining in the bathroom and the kid ate and why????
I think 'Saturday Night Live', starting in the 1970s, really gave women an outlet to be funny. A lot of those women went on to have film careers, from Kristen Wiig now to Tina Fey and Gilda Radner.
Have you heard about the 2 Spanish firemen? Jose and hose B
Let me first state that I believe that marriage is a sacred union between one man and one woman.
You are walking to st ives. On your way you meet 70 people 43 of them have sheep and 27 have goats. Out of the 70 25 people say hello. How many people are going to st ives.
Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow. Don't walk behind me, I may not lead. There is only one happiness in life, to love and be loved.
There were two flies sitting on a toilet seat... one got pissed off.
If Mark is the son of John, then John is the______________of Mark's father. What should be in the blank?
I think everyone's experience with a terminal disease is so deeply personal and unique to the person, the context in which they're living and the relationships that they have.
40 blonds walked into a bar sellibrating 49 days an the bar tender said what are you sellibrating 49 days without a smoke but the men were selibrating 99 days without a smoke what is the diffrents bettween the blond and the men
I just couldn't go back to Suddenly Susan after David Strickland's suicide. I didn't see how we could make the show light and funny any more.
A man enters a store and asks for a color printer, the cashier asks "What color?"
I expect nothing. I fear no one. I am free.
Mrs.Ning has 800 help hand. If she gave 400 help to her friends then how much she has?
The study of history and philosophy, accompanied by some acquaintance with art and literature, should be for lawyers and engineers as well as for those who study in arts faculties.
Either war is obsolete, or men are.
what bus travels from spain to america?
A man and his family are going for a drive, when they run out of gas. They are three miles from the nearest gas station, so the man has to walk there to get gas. He knows that they are in a bad area, so before leaving he tells his family to roll up their windows and shut their doors, which they do. When he gets back, all his family are shot dead. None of the family are homicidal or suicidal. How did they die?
How do you fit ten horses (pictures. All seperate pictures.) in 9 boxes?
Well, for us, in history where goodness is a rare pearl, he who was good almost takes precedence over he who was great.
What is the begining of eternity, the end of time and space, the begining of every end, and the end of every race?
What do you call a vegetarian? A hopeless romaine-tic
Love is friendship that has caught fire. It is quiet understanding, mutual confidence, sharing and forgiving. It is loyalty through good and bad times. It settles for less than perfection and makes allowances for human weaknesses.
Establishing lasting peace is the work of education all politics can do is keep us out of war.
What kind of bee can never be understood? A mumble-bee.
In business, words are words explanations are explanations, promises are promises, but only performance is reality.
Don't let the fear of striking out hold you back.
two poor mothers and two poor daughetrs went shopping and bought shoes couldnt afford too buy 4 pairs of shoes but they bought 3 pairs! what hapened
I am as light as a feather, big as an elephant, but wheighs nothing. What am I?
If the euro zone doesn't come up with a comprehensive vision of its own future, you'll have a whole range of nationalist, xenophobic and extreme movements increasing across the European Union. And, frankly, questions about the British debate on EU membership will just be a small sideshow compared to the rise of political populism.
We often pretend to fear what we really despise, and more often despise what we really fear.
At this age, I should be leading a quiet life.
What goes up but never come down
The privilege of a lifetime is being who you are.
a man lives in a house with no pets or family. He has 3 switches downstairs which lead to 3 bulbs upstairs. He needs to know which switch leads to which buld and he can only go up the stairs once. How will he find out which bulbs leeds to which switch?
More belongs to marriage than four legs in a bed.
I follow you everywhere, I am always around you, You cannot get rid of me. I see all,yet I cannot see or hear. I am what keeps the world alive, what am I?
Attend Mardi Gras in New Orleans
In our film profession you may have Gable's looks, Tracy's art, Marlene's legs or Liz's violet eyes, but they don't mean a thing without that swinging thing called courage.
My mother is a big believer in being responsible for your own happiness. She always talked about finding joy in small moments and insisted that we stop and take in the beauty of an ordinary day. When I stop the car to make my kids really see a sunset, I hear my mother's voice and smile.
My father and I were in a car accident. My father was killed and I was sent to the hospital. A few doctors were going to opperate on me when a doctor yelled, "No! He's my son!" How could the doctor say that if my father was killed?
With pointed fangs it sits in wait, With piercing force its doles out fate, Over bloodless victims proclaiming its might, Eternally joining in a single bite. What am I?
And remember don't high post when you're far from home, and high posting when you're all alone.
Because of my age and because there's more work on the small screen. What it's missing in quality it makes up for in quantity. From an actor's selfish point of view.
Some say im cute others say im messy wat am i?
The U.S. Armed Forces are the best trained, best equipped fighting forces in the world.
I did a cake for the 60th birthday of Elton John, for Britney Spears' 27th birthday and for the 'Circus' album she put out - the cake had circus themes. I prepared a cake for a surprise 82nd birthday event for the architect Frank Gehry the cake was comprised of mini-replicas of his buildings.
Moral science is better occupied when treating of friendship than of justice.
once it was a girl name alanda she has two heads but only has one how many heads does she have?
I want to keep learning, keep exploring, keep doing more.
what is shaped like a box, has no feet, and runs up and down?