If we know that our own men are in a condition to attack, but are unaware that the enemy is not open to attack, we have gone only halfway towards victory.
You are in a room with no windows and no doors. All the is in the room apart from you is a mirror and a wooden table. But you manage to escape. How is that possible?
What do you call a cow with three legs? Tri-tip.
What I'm doing is writing stories about women who care about justice. They are women who think about the difference between right and wrong, what's legal and illegal, ethical and unethical, moral and immoral.
Jack left on Friday, came back Wednesday, but was only gone for two days. How is that possible?
In my experience, there is only one motivation, and that is desire. No reasons or principle contain it or stand against it.
If there are three cups of sugar and you take one away, how many do you have?
An ion walked up to Lost and Found and reported that he had lost an electron. The clerk asked:are you sure? The ion replied :Yes, I am positive.
When you're 14, anything with a sword and a dragon is pretty cool. But when you're 21 and you've read 2,000 fantasy novels, you start to realize that some of those books, well, they weren't really good. OK, let's be honest. A lot of them were crap.
where are in the woods with what
Never trust an atom They make up everything
In the inhalation and exhalation there is an energy and a lively divine spirit, since He, through his spirit supports the breath of life, giving courage to the people who are in the earth and spirit to those who walk on it.
What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? Halfway.
Of course, to have money is just great because you can do what you think is important to you. I always was a rich person because money's not related to happiness.
I don't feel I'm qualified to be a coach outside the high school level. I think I would need to do more education to really be a good coach.
Mr WEET HAS BEEN MURDERED IN THE PIANO ROOM. who killed him and with what was he killed. SUSPECTS WEPONS mrs peckoc rope mr cook knife mrs melody piano recorder Captain TV wire Lucky litoo pen miss loverew revolver
Love is anterior to life, posterior to death, initial of creation, and the exponent of breath.
Did you hear about the corduroy pillow? You didn't hear? It made headlines!
Be in a live studio audience
So I can't show you how, exactly, health care is a basic human right. But what I can argue is that no one should have to die of a disease that is treatable.
What's more greater than God, More evil than evil, The poor have it, The rich need it, And if you eat it you die?
A skeleton walks into a bar... Asks for a beer and a mop.
Marriage is not just spiritual communion, it is also remembering to take out the trash.
there are three guys snd they are going to vegas they stop at a hotel and the clerk said it is 15 dolloers for a room and they payed 5 dollers each. then the manager comes to the clerk and says "they payed 5 extra dollers" and the clerk went to give them the money. she will give $2 to 1 guy $2 to another guy and $1 to the other where is the other doller?
When you love food as much as I do, staying healthy is not easy. I mean, moderation, not deprivation. That's my new way of living. I always want more and that's just my life.
When I first became famous, I didn't know if I could go where I wanted to because I didn't know how people were going to act. Some folks would scream and holler, and I didn't know what to do with that.
a man and his son were in a terrible car accident. an ambulance rushed them to the hospital. the doctors would only operate on the son not the man. the doctor said "I can't operate on this boy. he's my son." Who Was The Doctor?????
Louis Malle was the best filmmaker I've ever worked with. He was such an artist. He was dealing with the theme of innocence and experience.
Did you know that 1 in every doll, in every doll, in every doll, in every doll are Russian?
what happens when you cross a lion and a giraffe
We must ensure that every worker has healthcare and is able to save for their retirement. We must ensure that our workers have safe and health working conditions.
If you are young and you drink a great deal it will spoil your health, slow your mind, make you fat - in other words, turn you into an adult.
A man is found dead in the middle of the desert. Next to him lies an unopened package. He had food and water to survive the trip. However what was in the package explains his death. What was in the package?
People are learning to feel more comfortable hearing one another's dreams. It used to be that if you told a dream in public, someone had to make a joke to relieve the tension introduced by that alternative reality.
It is time for corporate America to become 'the third pillar' of social change in our society, complementing the first two pillars of government and philanthropy. We need the entire private sector to begin committing itself not just to making profits, but to fulfilling higher and larger purposes by contributing to building a better world.
Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels? Because the cons outweighed the prose.
I make people cry and smell very bad what am I?
Everyone wants to look their best, everyone has dreams of wanting to look like something else. But we are who we are.
There are 2 doors: 1 leads to Heaven 2 leads to Hell There is a guard at each door: 1 always lies 1 always tells the truth you can only ask the guards 1 question what do you ask them?
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
What is white when thrown up and white and yellow when thrown down?
Drink and dive at Rick’s Café
I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it.
I'm so sad because my friend is moving to Shanghai. More like Shang-bye.
A man walks into a bar and askes for a glass of water. The Bartender pulls out a gun and points it at him. The man said thanks and left. Why did he say thanks and leave.
The Finland of the 21st century can thrive only if women of learning - in common with their male counterparts - are guaranteed the opportunity to use their creative potential to the full.
what number is greater that 0,1,2,3,4 and less than 6,it is not five?
I'm a fan of horrors. I love the ones that make you jump. My girlfriend hates it. I've been dating her for one-and-a-half years and I'm crazy about her, but she's terrified of horror films. Not the cute 'Will you hold me?' way, but she's weeping. With 'House of Wax,' we'll be sleeping and I'll go to the bathroom and she's sitting up waiting for me.
I'm red, yellow, black and white, Fish, flower, bird in flight, I'm underground and in the sky, Finger, hair, heart and eye. What am I?
Attend a traditional tea ceremony
There are three species of government: republican, monarchical, and despotic.
There was a plane crash on the border between the United States and Canada. Where would you bury the survivors?
Well, I am not really a conventional mom at all. Like, I had my kids really young. I had Danny when I was 18 or 19 and then Liam when I was 23 and Molly, I had when I was a little older.
What is black and yellow and goes zzub,zzub?
Stand on Trolltunga
The best way to obtain truth and wisdom is not to ask from books, but to go to God in prayer, and obtain divine teaching.
There is a man laying dead on the floor and rock beside him who is the man and how did he die
Nonviolence is the first article of my faith. It is also the last article of my creed.
What has 4 eyes and is REALLY long?
Over the years Woodstock got glorified and romanticised and became the event that symbolised Utopia. It's the last page of our collective memory of the age of innocence. Then things turned ugly and would never be the same again.
what sit can most people go on. It really easy to make things on it and it doesnt have a chat room?
If technology has finally caught up with individual liberty, why would anyone who loves freedom want to rethink that?
If a red house is made of red bricks and a blue house is made of blue bricks what is a green house made of?
Go zorbing
How many golfers does it take to change a light bulb? FOUR!
Art is very tricky because it's what you do for yourself. It's much harder for me to make those works than the monuments or the architecture.
1-29-06 DEAR SOMEBODY, IF I WAS BORN IN 1955 AND IM 18 HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE???
Visit the Tasmanian Museum of Old & New Art
There are no rules of architecture for a castle in the clouds.
if you are n.i.t. you are E.
Dolphins don't do anything by accident... Always on porpoise.
A man was killed on a Sunday moring, The wife was sleeping, The maid was getting the mail, And the butler was gardening, When the police came they knew exactly who to arrest, who and how did they know?
Attend an AFL game
What did Vincent van Gogh call himself when he joined the Justice League? The Starry Knight
The courage of life is often a less dramatic spectacle than the courage of a final moment but it is no less a magnificent mixture of triumph and tragedy.
What goes up, but at the same time goes down, up to the sky and down to the ground, my present tense and my past tense too, lets go for a ride just me and you...what am i?
Where is all the knowledge we lost with information?
Why did the strawberry go out with the pineapple? Because he couldn't get a date!
They're very, uh, you know, I don't come from the suburbs and a jolly, Disney type of lifestyle. I come from something totally different. And they're cool and bare minimum so it's not always a money issue for me.
what has holes but still holds water.
A man and his son were riding in the man's car. The car crashes. The dad dies,and his kid gets sent to the hospitol.The operator comes in and says,"I can't do this operation, he's my son."Who is the operator?
Why did the bacteria cross the microscope? To get to the other slide
You can't fake it when you're alone with God, you know.
Don't go away. I don't want to be alone. I can't stand being alone.
You throw away the outside then cook the inside Then you eat the outside then throw away the inside What am I?
it was the first day of school, and a little boy named tim was going to pre-school. on the first day, his teacher said to the class, "who can tell me where joobalanga is on the map? how about you, tim?" and tim said, "i dont know where joobalonga is..." the teacher said, "WHAT???" and threw him out of class to the principals office. when tim got to the principals office, the principal asked, "why are you here on the first day of pre-school?" tim replied, "i didnt know where joobalonga was." then the principal said, "WHAT???" and called his mom to pick him up. when his mom came to the school, she was really angry at the school because they kicked out a pre-schooler. tim and his mom got into the car and were driving home when his mom asked, "why on earth did you get kicked out of school?" and tim answered, "all i said was that i didnt know where joobalonga was on the map..." then his mom said, "WHAT???" and kicked tim out of the car and into the street. tim was very sad and didnt know...
I think there's something quite interesting about the almost tragic quality of a lot of overwrought prose, because it has a much more self-conscious awareness of its own failure to touch the real.
The beginning of eternity the end of time and space the begining of the end and the end of every place
Disease is an experience of a so-called mortal mind. It is fear made manifest on the body.
I see through night ,i'm never in sight . I am nice when im young a sshadow when im old .
Dreams are real as long as they last. Can we say more of life?
You love to visit me. Once you come, you never want to leave. Some use me for creativity. What am I?
You must be the change you wish to see in the world.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Two bookworms were having a dispute across an open book until one bookworm moves closer to the other and says, "well then, I'm glad we're on the same page."
Be not simply good - be good for something.
there is a guy going to the bahamas. this guy has 7 wives each wive has 7 cats each ct has 7 kittens each kitten has 7 ballsto play with. How many things are going to the Bahamas?
I have girls who are concerned about how they look compared to models or what have you. It's my responsibility to teach them that beauty is more than superficial.
What would happen if all the cars in the United States were pink?
I think people are born bisexual and the make subconscious choices based on the pressures of society. I have no question in my mind about being bisexual. But I'm also a hypocrite: I would never date a girl who is bisexual, because that means they also sleep with men, and men are so dirty that I'd never sleep with a girl who had slept with a man.
This is an unusual paragraph. I'm curious how quickly you can find out what is so unusual about it? It looks so plain you would think nothing was wrong with it! In fact, nothing is wrong with it! It is unusual though. Study it, and think about it, but you still may not find anything odd. But if you work at it a bit, you might find out! Try to do so without any coaching!
Once you are labeled 'the best' you want to stay up there, and you can't do it by loafing around.
Visit the Game of Thrones sites
What goes into the water black and comes out red?
When ambition ends, happiness begins.
Visit the Valley of the Kings
What do you call a fat psychic? A four chin teller.
It's a libel to say that I use my newspapers to support my other business interests. The fact is, I haven't got any other business interests.
Climb Mount Koscuiozko
I think people are used to seeing actors be wide open and desperately giving of themselves, and while I do that on a movie set as much as I can, it's so unnatural for me to do it on television, in interviews, in anything like that. I also don't find that my process as an actor is really anyone else's business.