Saturday, April 11th, 2026

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No man can reveal to you nothing but that which already lies half-asleep in the dawning of your knowledge.

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When you work alone, you need to socialize at some level.

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While F.D.R. once told Americans that we have nothing to fear but fear itself, Mr. Ashcroft is delighted to play the part of Fear Itself, an assignment in which he lets his imagination run riot.

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What Thing Is Not A Thing But Has A Name? It Can Be Tall Or Short It Joins In With Are Games It Joins In With Are Talks And Joins In With Are Sport

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My dad used to say to me, 'You look more like me than I do.'

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What Can Go Up A Chimney Down But Not Down A Chimney Up

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My family makes these vinegars - out of everything from grapes to peaches and cherries. We go through the whole process with the giant vat and drainer, label them, and give them as Christmas presents.

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There was this one story house.Everything in it and on its property would turn green.The tv green the water green the gas is green.So whats the color of the stairs.

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I work at home, in the country, and days will go by when, except for my husband and son and the occasional UPS man, the only sentient creatures that see me are my chickens and turkeys.

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You see so many earnest characters in movies all the time, everyone has a purpose.

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But if nothing but soul, or in soul mind, is qualified to count, it is impossible for there to be time unless there is soul, but only that of which time is an attribute, i.e. if change can exist without soul.

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I give birth every day, I am loved by all, I get abused every day and im what people think about for 1 night. Who am I?

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The greatest ability in business is to get along with others and to influence their actions.

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Partly because his life ended before the age of 50, Hamilton was defined by the other founding fathers, and he managed, with amazing consistency, to alienate most of them.

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If one is going to change the definition of marriage to be, quote, 'same sex,' then there is absolutely no valid argument constitutionally or rhetorically you can make against multiple people getting married. These are radical social changes.

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a glass of water. The bartender reaches under the counter and comes up with a gun, pointing it at the man. The man says thank you and leaves. What happened?

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This - the leadership of the mayor is crucial, because it is to the mayor that people will look to provide the vision, the energy, and the sense of confidence in the rebuilding and the recovery.

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The hippy movement was a failure.

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what am i ? I am brown all over and when people clean me out i can hear and when somebody hit me i turn red what am I?

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The power that is supported by force alone will have cause often to tremble.

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But the fact that same-sex marriage is still an issue is insane. Thinking love knows a sex is ridiculous.

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There are 3 drinks 1 is dr. pepper,Mountain Dew,and a Dr.pepper u taste all drinks how many drinks did u taste

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Art raises its head where creeds relax.

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It's impossible, I think, however much I'd become disillusioned politically or evolve into a post-political person, I don't think I'd ever change my view that socialism is the best political moment humans have ever come up with.

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A famous Itialian composer born in Febuary 1792,wrote the opera "The Barber of Seville".He died shortly after his 18th birthday at the age of 67!How could that be?!?!

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Take hope from the heart of man and you make him a beast of prey.

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Death and love are the two wings that bear the good man to heaven.

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Five hundred begins it, five hundred ends it, Five in the middle is seen; First of all figures, the first of all letters, Take up their stations between. Join all together, and then you will bring Before you the name of an eminent king

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I've had some movies that have been ridiculed, but that's OK with me. I don't feel that really defines me. Should I change who I am to be popular?

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I'm not sure I make old bones in parliament. It's an amazing experience to have had but I can't see myself being Mother of the House.

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a aleen comes down to earth and

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It's easy for people in an air-conditioned room to continue with the policies of destruction of Mother Earth. We need instead to put ourselves in the shoes of families in Bolivia and worldwide that lack water and food and suffer misery and hunger.

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How can you distribute three apples to two fathers and their two sons, giving a whole apple to each.

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Nowadays men lead lives of noisy desperation.

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I was ecstatic they re-named 'French Fries' as 'Freedom Fries'. Grown men and women in positions of power in the U.S. government showing themselves as idiots.

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There's a difference between knowing what's on the page in a history book and actually feeling that page have curves and valleys.

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i have four wings but cannot fly i never laugh and never cry you can spot me on the same place as before i'm alwas foud tailing away with a little soud what am i

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I didn't do improv in college, I never performed, I didn't do theater either. I was in student government, I was a history major.

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Old age is the verdict of life.

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what runs, has no legs, but will never stop running?

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Cynicism is humor in ill health.

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My mother was a single mom, and most of the women I know are strong.

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The person who made me doesnt want me. The person who bought knows who needs it. The person who needs it doesnt know it.

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(you are the child)You want to go to the mall by yourself and yet your mother says no and you keep asking and begging her but she is soild cold!Why weren't you allowed to go to the mall?

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I tell myself that God gave my children many gifts - spirit, beauty, intelligence, the capacity to make friends and to inspire respect. There was only one gift he held back - length of life.

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The reactionary is always willing to take a progressive attitude on any issue that is dead.

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i man i found hung (dead) in a room with no dorrs or windows the thing u get hung on is 10 meters above the ground there is a huge puddle of water at his feet ther are no stairs how did he get up there?

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I'm very open to dating and finding a guy.

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Everything that is new or uncommon raises a pleasure in the imagination, because it fills the soul with an agreeable surprise, gratifies its curiosity, and gives it an idea of which it was not before possessed.